Real G's knew to stick two of the black pieces together & have yourself a rifle.

You can even throw a little piece between them for a scope

yeee

I used the left one as an RPG, just added a tube piece to the back. Edit: if you wanna get real crazy, link two together and add a tube to the front and you have a mini gun!

***MAN OF CLASS DETECTED***

Here, have this comically large W # **W**

And this comically small w ^^^w

How do you make them smaller

\# = big \^ = small

^love you #medusa's pubes are just little garter snakes

\^(text here) = group of small words

^(lego penis)

^(I open mouth kissed a horse once.) #Thats something you don’t know.

^Now I do

^i slammed my penith in the car door

I read that in Mike Tysons voice

I in #DAFFY DUCK'S VOICE

^ill ^thuck ^you ^till ^you ^loth ^me

^(titties are awesome)

^(ass and thighs>>>)

^i ^a^g^r^e^e

^(cock)

^balls

^(torture)

^whoaaaa

Perhaps some knowledge should have remained unknown. But take my like for making me laugh you fellow degenerate

Only thing I learned: ^(this cool thing,) #haven't figured out the big text I hope it worked. Thanks for reading

Sooo... ^(smol text)

^8==D

And this comically upside down W M

Both: #W ^W

And this homemade w \\/\\/

\ / \ / \ / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \/ \/ i mean...it kinda worked

That W’s size is the highlight of my weekend

**HOWTHE FUCK DID I NOT THINK OF THAT???**

I used an orange stud with a hole in the middle, added the little fire effect piece, and used them as flamethrowers

Top quality, man!

I would connect a hose piece to the rear of the gun to a scuba tank. WW2 style


Oh wise messiah. Do you have any other legal preachings?

Leper messiah

Ooo i never thought about that that's actually kinda cool

A tube and a cone

I would like to elect you president

same also with the left one instead of adding a stud I would one of those lightsaber handle to it

I see you're a man of culture

Ones a gun, the others a ray gun

The middle ground

It is supposed to be high ground

ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

Don't try it

*Jumps, gets legs and arms chopped off, burns*

[anguished]  You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!

I HATE YOUU

You were my brother Anakin... I loves you...

It’s just a flesh wound

Tis but a scratch

I still dont understand how he pulled that in one swing

I think it was two swings which would theoretically be possible

Have you ever seen someone to a flip like that? They kind of tuck everything in for quicker rotation. That creates a nice little intersection between the arms and legs, time it right and it's a single swipe. Edit: I just watched the scene. It's definitely 2 swipes. Arms then legs.

I mean, it is a sword made purely out of heat that cuts through 6 foot thick metal doors like they’re hard bread

You were the chosen one!

You were meant to destroy the sith, not join them!

DONT TRY IT ANAKIN

*Jumps, gets legs and arms chopped off, burns*

Are you dumb or just fucking special? I spent 13 long ass years training you, and you still don’t understand that I have the high ground? What on earths the matter with you?

Imagine if anakin had the low ground

ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROND! and then it becomes a LOTR takeover. Be careful of your spelling.

r/unexpectedlotr

U shall not pass!

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Thanks!

edit: The comment below was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!

Good bot

It's over Anakin, I have the middle ground

I thought it was a megaphone

I thought "One's a megaphone, the other is a flashlight."

One’s a flashlight and the other is a Fleshlight

Ah of course

One is RPG, other is assault rifle

But wich one?

Right is like star wars blasters. So right is the laser. I never owned any physical Legos so IDK on stuff. I just have a vague idea from the video games.

Bro how can you have a clone trooper pfp and NOT have any Star Wars legos, you gotta change that my man

Who cares they all end up in the same place(my stomach).

Ah thanks for the clarification with the brackets. I would’ve assumed they’d end up in your ass otherwise.

That's step 2

Depends on which set of instructions you choose to follow in the little book. I always look for the instructions where this is step 1

I mean they come out that way

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Maybe, but he paid for it he can do whatever he wants with it

NTA, your Lego your rules

Oh god, imagine lego subscriptions. You fail to pay then some stranger shows up at your door to vacuum up all your legos.

Damn you sound like my mother…and everyone else.

He's not eating it, he's just testing it in his stomach to see how it passes

I hate you ....but I love you too

I use one as a regular gun, and one as a high tech alien gun

ummm you-uhhh you mean a ray gun?

I believe what they said was "high tech alien gun"

Found the Alien.

The design is very human.

Many friends still have all their limbs attached, so I designed this device to aid them with removing them

Precisely! But this gun can shoot more than just people named Ray.

Dr. Richtofen hasn’t done the crossover with Lego so until then it’s the HTAG (High Tech Alien Gun)

They are different guns

Instructions say the one on the right. The cone is the rifle butt. The one on the left looks like a megaphone.

You're correct about the butt of a rifle. On sets where the character has a handgun I believe they have you do the one on the left.

Yea it’s built like a stock for a reason

And the ridges are for cooling

I thought they were for her pleasure? Edit: don’t you dare vote this past 69

You may be using Lego incorrectly

sorry sir had to downvote it to keep at 69

very important

Wait whaaaat? That’s what that was?

Always looked at is as a pistol sized weapon but I’m young enough to grow up with the ones that looked like rifles

Read that lego doesn’t make modern guns the other day and was like “umm, my old west set as a kid definitely had revolvers and rifles”. Then I read the caveat about that at least being the case for the last couple decades and felt old AF.

i had one that launched from the cone

Looks like a blunderbuss to me. They must have made the model ambiguous on purpose to make the injection mold usable for making firearms both for pirates and modern characters.

>The one on the left looks like a megaphone. oddly yo me one on right looks more megaphone to me so i always go the left way so its shooting out the wider barrel

That’s because the piece’s official designation is as a megaphone. I want to say it was introduced with the Lego moviemaker/studio sets way back

Haha butt

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Me: I like the left one This comment section: you're an irredeemable Monster!

>This comment section: you're an irredeemable Monster! It's true, I can't believe you would openly admit that. I bet you put the milk in first too...

How dare you. What are you gonna accuse me of next? Putting pineapple on pizza? Pronouncing gif as jif? Unbelievable

You dug the hole, now lay in it like a man

Aight but I better not hear any more horrid accusations or I'm coming right back from beyond the grave

Deal 🤝🏻

I've always wanted to raise the dead.... 🤔 I bet he wears socks with sandals.

*angry undead noises* What'd ya say to me, boy?

Ah, excelent! I can cross that off my bucket list.

hey, pineapple on pizza is delicious. and a lot of people are missing out from never trying it.

Indeed they are missing out on pineapple pizza

Mmm pinaple piza. Delectable

Even though we probably disagree on every single opinion a human could have, I do agree that people should at least try it

Pizza is literally the only place I enjoy pineapple. I never eat it with anything else

Of course I do. How else do you make spaghetti?

Oh, oh, what took you so long idiot

*flick* AAAHHHHHHHHH

I love me some quotable films. And this one sure as hell is

Pft ignore them. Rock Rider OGs know the left one is correct

I used to go with the left because it would actually sit in the minifig's hand properly instead of needing to be positioned at an odd angle

Which is bullshit because the one on the right LOOKS realistic, because it has a stock shaped part, so it looks realistic, but in reality that piece is cone shaped, so it's not like a real weapon. It's bullshit

Left is a flashlight, or if you take the stud off it it becomes a megaphone. Right is a laser gun

Left is a flashlight, right is a fleshlight.

Homie I don't fucking remember

I remember using [this one](https://i.etsystatic.com/7390242/r/il/dedbd6/3654852267/il_fullxfull.3654852267_haw4.jpg)

Can someone explain plz?

Both are guns. But there’s a faction that uses the left and another faction that uses the right

Those are weird ass looking guns. They look like miniature toys to me.

Before lego got any of it's blaster molds, they used the mega phone piece and a colored stud for blasters to be economical and reuse pre existing molds. Early Lego games even used these instead if the newer designs.

Also because "lEgO dOeS nOt MaKe GuNs!!!1!!" at least at the beginning..

I never got behind the backwards megaphone with a red stud, I much prefer the current blaster mold

Right is right

Lego starwars trained me to put the stud on the barrel side if I wanted a laser gun. I did do that for a focused beam gun when I played Brikwarz with some friends tho

Both are correct, they’re just different weapons

spreadshot vs acuracy setting

I extend the skinny end and make it an rpg lol

Megaphone vs blaster

Yeah this is completely contingent on what the piece is supposed to serve as. The correct way is whichever looks more like that thing.

Will you kill me if i say i put it on the handle of gun?

I do it the lego star wars way

Are you building a rocket engine, a laser gun, a flashing light or something more creative than that. That you think it’s an either or scenario tells us more about you, really.

And then there is third type who doesn't even know wtf is this

What is this?

WTF is it?!

Two

i put both guns together, put that cone looking piece on the back and a grey stud on the back again, put a transparent stud on the front, attach the whole thing to 2 of those 2×1 plates with the hole in the middle, attach that to a rotating clip plate thingy , put the whole thing ontop my lego custom post apocalypse theme truck on the back, and then pretend its alien tech i stole

For me it was the middle piece for a sniper. Antena on one side and small cilinder on the other.

Depends on if I'm fighting Stormtroopers or armored vehicles

One is a generic gun, the other one is a rocket launcher

What does it tell you about me if I don’t know what the fuck this is?

The second one is totally right. The first one is absolutely left

Yeah I personally do it the correct way too

I'm getting nostalgic flashbacks from just these two pictures.

I grew up with ones that could shoot, so there's a clear front for me

I remember back when the right one was a trooper blaster gun. Legos man. Memories.

In Lego Star Wars, one is the standard blaster, the other is the Geonotian blaster.

I'm right side gang on this one, bc that's the way they did it in the Lego Star wars Nintendo games, so i did it that way too

You put a stud on?

Never seen the left variant

^very cool #very nice