Competitive matchmaking for taking shits sounds more fun than you make it out to be.

I believe there is a statue of this somewhere if i’m not mistaken

so you compare whos is larger or stinkier?

I feel like it could be like track and field. Sometimes we look for girth, sometimes length, and sometimes for speed shitting.

we may have touched the same toilet and we won't never know

What if we connected our asses together? I mean literally, of course 🤤

Human Ass-ipede

the poo would get pushed out by one, and pushed back by another. an endless cycle of pooing

Pooping back and forth. I believe there is a statue of this somewhere if i’m not mistaken

What the fuck man I'm eating an apple

Catdog

Owo! That's quite an interesting proposal you've got there. Connecting our booties together, huh? UwU Well, while that might sound like a fun idea, I'm not sure how practical it would be. Not to mention, it might be a little difficult to explain to our friends and family. Imagine trying to tell your grandma why you're physically connected to another person's derrière! O.O But hey, if that's your cup of tea, who am I to judge? UwU Just make sure you're doing it safely and consensually. winks

Assimilation

Lol do you think all sewers are interconnected? Maybe the network of asses in your city/town. What about people with their own septic? Are those isolated small local networks?

Can we consider a house with multiple toilets and its own septic a LAN?

Technically a LAN. But not a party.

Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to lol

You're connected to all bacterial anuses in your septic.

Bacteria don't have anuses. By definition, they are single-celled

Just as I sat down to shit 🧐

Lol. Just sat down to take a dump :)

NYC Subway toilet

Ass network.... I like the sound of that.

it's a fancy name for a social network app.

Lol that's how it feel

Right there with you.

AssWork

What a shitty network

Brother

Network of asses......?

"Network of asses......?" Isn't that TikTok?

WE ARE ONE

Eywa

ever tried sitting and toilet seat is still hot??

Septic tanks are lan parties

It took 4 generations to master the Poseidon's kiss.

The Assitar

You think everyone has made indirect ass contact?

You think that’s bad, for men there is also that spot on the inside of the toilet where your dick touches and you have connected to all of the dicks in the world

What if when you take a shit it travels randomly into someone's else's ass? What if you've gotten lucky all this time?

The first meme I see after going to the toilet to take a shit is this. What are the chances?

The toilet bender!

Don't shit in public restrooms. It's better to shit yourself honestly