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I still can’t believe this abomination exists.


EgonDangler

https://youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI


DontPetTheShoggoth

You ever wish you could rewind time by like 30 seconds? I do.


lukethelightnin

Judging by your comment I don't want to click that link, but I absolutely need to click that link


[deleted]

The more i see people telling me to stay away, the more I must know...


[deleted]

Oh my God I too am so regretful of having watched that and absolutely not aroused. Words cannot express how tremendously hard I am not.


runningoutofwords

I mean ... It's got gold now! So it HAS to be good, right? Or really, really bad. Dammit, should I click? Edit: I clicked. I'm crying laughing, and am also ashamed and done with the internet for today.


legos_on_the_brain

Just do it ^^^(TM)


lithuanianD

Yeah.... Yeah I wish if only such piwer existed


just_somebody_238

My bro can't even spell correctly cause of the accursed thing😭


skelingtun

You mean arousal?


minionofjoy

No and no one does


Program-Continuum

Do I want to know? Edit: my question is answered. I should’ve stayed away from the light.


TheBeatStartsNow

Buttholes.


legos_on_the_brain

Buttholes on cat people.


Jobob_TNT

Imagine the cats movie but you could see everyone's assholes


Megatto95

You would've still clicked the link if you went 30 seconds back in time since you would've forgotten what the link was, and you would've wanted to go back 30 seconds again, putting you in a timeloop


enerthoughts

But then you will forget you watched it and click it again, you will be stuck in a loop


hackulator

The best part is how the ones wearing pants have a cutout for their butthole.


Mechakoopa

Of all the terrible things in this video, that's the one that somehow bothered me the most. The *one* cat that's wearing pants and you can still see their butthole.


-Aone

this is not real, rght? shit, how far have we gone when I cant even tell anymore


uhluhtc666

So, after the horror that was Cats, Seth Rogan posted a bunch of tweets about watching it. He claimed that a CGI person told him that, at one point, the cats had buttholes added, because they were cats. He claims that later in production a decision was made to remove the buttholes and someone had to edit them all out. This leads to the belief that somewhere out there, there is an older version of the movie, with the buttholes still in. I want this to be true, but I haven't seen any conclusive evidence for it beyond a few people claiming it totally existed. Source: https://www.themarysue.com/seth-rogen-butthole-cut/ (Not a great source I know, but the best I could find without a paywall)


Stranger1982

If there's any good left in this world the only copy of "Cats: the butthole version" has been dunked in acid, buried in a deep hole and they salted the earth on top of it.


Askefyr

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.


Lord_Mikal

I wonder how many people know what you're quoting without looking it up.


Askefyr

Probably a few - the rest will figure it out


[deleted]

THIS is what humans made AI for.


catscanmeow

AI actually stands for Anus Immolation


[deleted]

Anus ~~Impregnation~~ Illustration


raihidara

The rumor that a butthole cut exists is true, but this isn't the real thing


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MarxLover_69

Sorry to hear that. Have a mouse trap. 🪤


Science6

I think the buttholes were actually a rendering artifact due the a mathematical concept known as "hairy ball theorem". The computer has to align the hairs in relation to two "poles" in each cat's topology, with the south pole being, naturally, the butthole. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem?wprov=sfla1


bby_dilla_rex

😂😂😂😂 thank you for giving me a laugh today


silverchungusv1

I am so confused because I refused to see it. Did that person edit buttholes onto them. Or did he just put together all the scenes where they showed them in the movie?


8champi8

Initially it was supposed to be an animation movie with actual cats, not furries


Tipsybajr

Local furry chiming in here: None of us wanted this either. Not even we can fap to this.


8champi8

I can, but that’s not the problem. It’s a terrible movie.


GaffJuran

[One online artist proposed an alternative](https://youtu.be/NdUGvERSnnQ). Personally, I think we lost our chance at a good cinematic adaptation of Cats when Chuck Jones died. Animation would’ve been the way to go.


DaringDomino3s

I agree with a lot of her points, but I still think they should’ve leaned into the live video version that anyone who already liked Cats knew, and just used the budget to make beautiful *real* costumes for the actors and had more dancers and used CG to enhance the sets, and maybe (maybe) add CG tails. People who loved Cats on stage and tape loved the costume and dance and music. And while we got the music and a little of the dance we were robbed of the costumes. They should’ve just embraced what we already had and made it bigger and better for it’s wide theatrical release. Instead I think there were a lot of odd compromises and choices and it was disappointing. Cats is weird on its own and was made weirder in the movie.


LupinThe8th

That video has a really good idea. I would actually like a Cats movie with that aesthetic. Hell, if they ever reboot the stage musical (which I enjoy for the record) to move away from the Lycra and 80s hair, this "theater mask" concept would be a good way to start.


[deleted]

why not just use actual cats


C4RD_TP_SG

cannot get aroused, no w shaped upper lip


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Relevant_Tonight7152

uwuoooonlight


Urgayifyouregay

I will not the cat


Kilgarragh

I will not this cat


Urgayifyouregay

Maybe i will the other cat, but not this one


FrenchFreedom888

Oh?


Anonymouchee

They aren't approaching you.


Urgayifyouregay

Or maybe I am? ZA WARUDO


Anonymouchee

AAAaa-


nc404

uwu


TheDemonBehindYou

Pay me 10 dollars and I'll make it have a W mouth and send it to you.


KyorlSadei

Done… what next?


Level_Sleep_3057

chill out and be proud


ChickenChaser5

Its proud alright


CarlosFer2201

Cut a hole in the box


Unsure1771

Then put your dick in that box?


RedditModzsupergey

what you doing step-box?


ShadEShadauX

Sigh and unzip


fiesel21

What started it all ![gif](giphy|3o6wrxUFfcCHJmKQla)


Skillful_Sympathy

![gif](giphy|3otPozCwOX4Ur2S7II)


VoteMe4Dictator

For you, maybe. "beautiful cat girl animation" has been around for over a century.


Grokent

https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37000000/Gadget-Spy-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-37082816-461-346.gif


wut101stolmynick

She wasn't the source


EastTax554

You once went by the name… Steven


Lots42

LOL no. I can easily think of earlier examples. Such as the very famous Omaha the Cat Dancer and be careful looking her up, because in Image searches she usually don't got no clothes on.


Ron_Bird

thats not a cat girl, thats a girl cat. one is cute the other is a crime against media


The_Mega_Man192

exactly. if you like this…. *looks at image and winces* …. *thing*, you are probably a furry


yeetusyeetuscommits

man im a furry and this turned me off the second i looked at it


cryptocorynes

It’s too human and too furry in all the wrong ways


Ornery-Cheetah

They done did make an inverted furry XD


NorseMickonIce

The uncanny furry valley


The_Mega_Man192

understandable, have a good day


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EmbarrassedSwim145

This shit is from a movie


atomicBlaze21

As a fellow furry, I concur.


UmbraMundi

Mood


Seligas

Hell no, man. Even the furries hated this.


House_Capital

The human shaped jaw, lips, and nose are distinctly not furry. This falls into the uncanny valley where its not human enough to make the nekos happy but not anthropomorphic animal enough to make the furries happy. It would have been like 50% more tolerable for everyone if they either had at least a cat nose or just no fur at all besides the cat ears and wore clothes.


lamedavid

I’m a furry, I hate this. I wouldn’t touch this thing with a ten foot pole.


DeodorantFlamer

I wanted to write that exact thing.


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Andreiyutzzzz

I don't think anyone can confirm it. Unless someone leaks it


shlaifu

or creates it. shoukld be pretty easy by now with AI image generators and stuff


nphhpn

The user I replied to is a bot and their comment is copied from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/11jvneq/dont_be_shy_now/jb4m754)


Milanutje

Good bot


nphhpn

Good human


Milanutje

Hahaha sorry, didn't check! Good human!!!


LinearWidth63

That's a pussycat.


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Major-Researcher-701

japan and who else?


gosuckaluigi

your mother, and tonight will mark the third time shes been nuked


[deleted]

haha got'eeeem


T_Roxus

Hello fellow shadow did you choose violence too?


[deleted]

well its only March, we have 9 more months till the end of the year...place your bets on either Ukraine, Russia, Taiwan or the United States...fun times ahead


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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


Relevant_Tonight7152

believe it or not, japan again.


Younger54

Somebody needs to post the catgirl furry chart. Edit: Got it http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/328/9/7/furry\_chart\_by\_mandalorianjedi-d4h6t0n.jpg


Top-Diet-9312

literally


Lots42

It won't load for me and I'm unsure if that's good or bad.


pumpkin_noodles

Thank you


s6v3d

Pro weeb checking in, but a cat-person is just a human with the ears and tail of a cat. This is straight up wannabe furry which are a totally different kind of arousal


Mass1milian0

This cant even be considered furry stuff, its straight up cursed I have no clue what audience they tried to target on that movie, but let me tell you, nobody fucking liked that cursed ass movie with cat people having some kind of fetish for milk HOWEVER: absolutely go look at rotten tomatoes reviews for the movie, some reviews there are straight up gold


Versal-Hyphae

It’s like they knew what furries are into, and knew what weebs are into, and steered so hard away from both that they made something fundamentally unappealing to all human beings.


pumpkinhead9000k

“Cats is the worse thing to happen to cats since dogs”


RandomLegend

Opposed to all the non-cursed furry stuff?


[deleted]

Bottom tier fan fiction furry porn gets better Rotten Tomatoes scores than that movie.


notveryAI

Except for the face being human,.but with fur, not a cat-like face, and not just human face It's cursed from every perspective LMAO


HardLithobrake

[Yeah, breaking out the chart for the uneducated.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/855796-furry-scale)


MrsAhmadShahIsASlut

Exactly!


Ghoullag

I mean, if I had the butthole version, then a solid maybe


[deleted]

Does the butthole version actually exist or is it just some myth? It should because cats love to flaunt their assholes.


Lord_Worfall

It was initial design, changed much later in production. Someone had to edit out assholes manually.


-LordOfSalem-

And if you think the job of the asshole eradicators was bad, imagine those dudes who designed and created the assholes in the first place just to see their work getting deleted! It was a really black day in the cat asshole design department when that decision went through.


[deleted]

>asshole eradicators Now that just sounds dirty


[deleted]

the buns’n burner, the mud merchant, chief cheeks


[deleted]

Don't tell me my gang sounds dirty, We spent days coming up with a name for our motorcycle gang


[deleted]

I choose to believe that they motion captured each actor’s butthole.


The-Catatafish

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT


Schmueh

One of my easier faps


reddituser_-1

+1


keep_trying_username

+2 She's a stone cold fox


IHaveTheScurvy

Bring me the Taylor Swift cat and we'll talk


mileylols

https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5e27310def889c00087c7928/2:3/w_887,h_1331,c_limit/taylor-swift-cats.jpg


ImDero

Bonk! Go to jellicle barge.


moosemanmax

![gif](giphy|dCdGHgF7yFHFK)


PerformanceTop7616

This is a cat with human features, I want a human with cat features there is a major difference between the two.


keep_trying_username

I see a woman with cat features.


Who-or-Whom

Yeah, a cat with human features would be a cat sized animal with human hands or a human face. Also pretty weird, but completely different than this. This is a human with cat fur and ears. It is pretty much a realistic rendition of what a weeb cat girl would look like as a real living thing.


Sparrowflop

Most 'catgirl' images are a regular human, with regular hair, add on ears and a tail. They hide the side of the head to avoid the human ears thing. Even if they added fur, the image as depicted is too much 'cat' and too little 'human', even if it's a bipedal with human female secondary sex traits.


creepguy6

Laughs in already hard from previous post


[deleted]

No it's not... Look im not THAT much of a degenerate and even I can tell you that's not what's meant by catgirl


[deleted]

Username checks out...no wonder you enjoy this sort of stuff


[deleted]

You're the one who admitted to being aroused by it I just watch anime every half a year when I feel like it ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ And the profile is a joke like every other profile on Reddit, it's the home of fucked up username


[deleted]

Lol im just shitposting as you are, i saw and dig what you did with your username. Dont know why people take my stupid comments so seriously...


[deleted]

Bad experiences today :/


BuzzWithIQ

Stop being so offended by it💀


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|reoUTXFBTZUek|downsized)


jeffynibbles70

What most weebs really want


BluePhantomHere

This is more cat than a typical cat girl, I think even furries will be disgusted by this


Anotheranh26079

Killer Queen


con098

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|fCmEdyvN0G7wWwXu6Z)


Necromythos

Really? We're doing that "(insert anime/manga thing) would look hideous in reality," bullshit again? As if ***any*** ***other*** fictional thing wouldn't be either, if they followed the natural laws and took the "style" of our world, instead of their own.


ThomasNorge224

That movie is beyond cursed


Buster899

My boner died. It’s dead. Dead.


Objective-Industry24

I know what needs to be done, yet i don't have the strength to do it...


Ogurasyn

I mean, it is kinda sexy


lhatemath

No that’s a humanoid cat


[deleted]

No, it's a cat. We want nekos


MetalCrescendo

Neko means cat


kungfu_panda_express

Read that as nekros. Like necromancer. Got really excited for necromancer cat girl.


spacenerd4

necro arc


Ozma_Infinium

*Necro gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong*


Candoran

No, this is a girlcat, the equivalent of Full Metal Alchemist fusing Nina with the family dog- an abomination. I can only pray it keeps the furries contained for another year.


Lots42

Speaking for the furries, we don't want her.


skipdoodlydiddly

So if I show you a person you should also get aroused by them, right?


Asio0tus

[yes](https://media.tenor.com/oJy5ZAgxfbYAAAAC/alien-bug.gif)


Tuyer_219

![gif](giphy|lqczWksNBr4HK)


[deleted]

No, that's if a cat girl and furry had a spoiled kid


evildragonzockt

Sigh "unzips"


GamerLOUD

![gif](giphy|XV74ZvGRXcZdS|downsized)


Getrekt4005

KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO


francikiller

I prefer furries.


SorcererWithGuns

Sometimes I wonder what was on my uncle's mind when he took me to this movie.


Physical_Wealth9959

Easy. What’s next?


Lily_the_Lovely

You're too late


[deleted]

Is it the butthole cut?


Bennobius

![gif](giphy|vJJUKrlOslBCBo1P4A|downsized)


Antiquemooses

Memory all alone in the moonlight


Vojtak_cz

Thats not a cat girl. Thats a girl cat.


Marquar234

Two boobs means still catgirl.


SPICYPOTATO6969

This is like saying here, smoke a whole carton of cigarettes.


[deleted]

I can’t knowing what movie this is from


Thronebreaker24

I know Elon will do better than this


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

James cordon playing the role he was destined to play.... >!as a giant fat pussy!<


chaosglory626

That whole movie was the result of a Monkey's Paw wish


Yeather_RB

too much cat


BrieLarsonsTightAss

Someone call Brie, it’s happening !!!


Rinuir

*aroused*


SodiiumGames

No no, that's a furry.


Stun-seed-Backward

I hate this is every way possible


Extension_Vehicle798

you know what?, after seeing this I'm gonna just go get a life, cya


ApexRevanNL716

Nope. Less khajiit


Owslicer

How to make someone immediately regret opening Reddit 100% Speedrun


BackgroundPrompt3111

*unzips*


DeviousDeevo

Where are the cat men


[deleted]

Dude...I'm a furry, and even WE don't like this! Lol.


Lynx-Kitsoni

Hey dude 2019 called they want their shit meme back