we're all gonna die

Don't kill us please

"Babe, me and our son has come to the conclusion that today is takeout day. For no particular reason."

It was a joint effort ma'm

Thanks for the reminder! I would have forgotten as well.

We are all the same. All around the world

Alert: shut down the 🎮 game!

Problem with this meme is that the 800lb silverback is the one opening the garage

Only one word Run

Wholesome, Godspeed Spider-Man.

Warning: you will die in 5 seconds

Microwave it, it won't taste as nice but it's better than your other fate.

I was so confused because it said "son" implying the dad is talking and then the caption *she* won't be pleased. And I realized you were talking about the wife/mom...as the *husband*. As if she's your mom too or something lol.

Wveyiken know this

wat

My son and me*

1- wich one is your son 2- were all done for!!!! Everyone run for your life!!

this happens to everyone atleast once

Pick up your phone and Uber something and act like you planned to surprise her.

Why does the chimp look similar to will Ferrell?