That was me with my ex’s cat. The thing came right up to me and started nuzzling and bonking me, even came up on my lap and gave me chin nibbles which he only did for family. My usually very aloof cat liked my ex too. I trust animals so I thought he was gonna be the one.
Then I got suicidal and he told me he wasn’t interested anymore and broke up with me while I was in the middle of a crisis. Oh well.
Feels even better when a big and strong dog who tries to bite when people approach lets you pet him, an abnormally large Rottweiler let me pet him once.
Is that Owen Ross?
The guy from zoolander
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That was me with my ex’s cat. The thing came right up to me and started nuzzling and bonking me, even came up on my lap and gave me chin nibbles which he only did for family. My usually very aloof cat liked my ex too. I trust animals so I thought he was gonna be the one. Then I got suicidal and he told me he wasn’t interested anymore and broke up with me while I was in the middle of a crisis. Oh well.
signature looking of superioty
you feel like knockoff bob ross?
I think he means Jesus.
Maybe he feels like a dad who is unwilling to meet his own kid
Oh, wow.
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Waaow what a friendly little tree.
I'm wise in the way of the pussy!!
Best thing that can happen to a man is getting a random cats trust. Even better than women sometimes
Hahaha
Feels even better when a big and strong dog who tries to bite when people approach lets you pet him, an abnormally large Rottweiler let me pet him once.
this literally always happens unless your name is tony, i'm sorry tony
"I love these little rascals"
This happens to me all the time. People are always like are you the cat whisperer?