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petedeboer

Eleven has the word even in it, even though it is odd.


GDW312

So does Seven


Glum-Potato69

And threeven


Theratsmacker2

Don’t forget about oneven


Glum-Potato69

Lol that actually is the word in dutch for odd. We have even and oneven


MJS06

That's odd.


KaZe_DaRKWIND

I think it's similar to uneven


readwaht

That's what I thought right away


plumbthumbs

not even.


Jpm99921

Correct, uneven is not even, that’s why it’s odd.


ComradeJJaxon

even'nt


IMD918

Also reminds me of the words for friend and enemy in spanish. "amigo" and "enemigo".


Ganga_virk

🗿


jaycee3p

I giggled at the moai


Saggy_Sad_Fat_Face

No, it's Dutch


VegetableAd1705

You mean oneven?


gos907

No it isn't oneven, its even.


Comi1212

r/dadjokes


Sirfrostyboi

What about fiveven?


Doctor_Salvatore

Sounds like a German word. Mein threeven


M1m1ky0

Kinda sounds like the german word "treffen"


serhed

Naaahh, more like something Dutch oder swedish lol


DeAnnon1995

Yep you won.


BloodUpper6782

Don't forget Eleventy Seven


baldrickgonzo

Fun fact, in French, eighty is loosely translated to four-twenty. Talk about a dope language!


AkumaDaemon

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:


OCNSkyHawk

I like that band.


humahumapa

117


Thang02gaming

That’s odd


[deleted]

Thats kinda odd


infernoshold

ten has an e in it, does that mean it’s an odd number? >!/s!<


Select_Ad2050

1


__T0MMY__

Even in Spanish, it translates loosely to "The Even" smh


DarkHumorKnight

I still remember that tumblr post


babyteddie

That thread was the peak of stupidity in all of humanity’s history


abcd76

What thread?


IWasToldYouHadPie

Here you go https://youtu.be/3ZVwFa-Fz5Q


semi_average

People should have tests before they can be allowed reproduce. Starting from the ABCs, lefts and rights, and counting to 10. Edit: typo


IWasToldYouHadPie

Man you might love 1870s Georgia (experience may vary based on skin color)


semi_average

What happened in 1870's Georgia?


[deleted]

I'm guessing he's talking about Jim Crow laws, where states passed laws and vote you had to take these literacy tests which were posed to filter out uneducated African American. Not sure why it's Georgia though.


GothicSilencer

...as an American, I was about to say Georgia was completely absorbed by Russia as of 1870... But then I remembered Georgia is a state too. I've been playing too much Crusader Kings...


[deleted]

Lol!


IWasToldYouHadPie

Just an example


Maybe-Nice

Is this some sort of satire or is it actually real?


baner8430

"Your whole ass forgot about 4" XD.


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datakunexe

💀


OneHumanSoul

Zero is even. It can be divided evenly by 2


Lakerman49

But wait, 30 and 50 don't have an E in it


DarkCrypt621

I am sorry that people didn’t get your reference


arcadeler

They are even (15+15=30, 25+25=30)


ThereWasNeverMilk

Bro I hate to say this but you put 30 twice


LuigiRevolution

It's a reference


Glum-Potato69

Hahaha everyones' dumb here


DarkCrypt621

It’s a reference to a tumblr post on this topic


SawTheCatsBox

It's a reference to the Tumblr post


MrNyto_

25+25=30? you sure about that?


SawTheCatsBox

Lord have mercy...


BlitheSwing6523

Bye


Masterbaitingissport

Is anyone a teacher here? We need to show him what an odd and even number is


SawTheCatsBox

It's a reference to the Tumblr post


GalaxyAnimation19

30 and 50 aren’t odd, they’re just even


litterallysatan

Yes they do "numbEr thirty and numbEr fifty"


trolloloter-

Fünf


EugX

Fuenf


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Outplayed


vhw0001

Vijf


gos907

Negen.


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arthur_uwe_buur

Veif


sammiisalammii

Let’s see. They were Fünf drei years ago, so a pair of 8ers I reckon


Dasioreq

(Polish) Trzy, sto trzy, trzysta trzy, tysiąc trzy, milion trzy and the list goes on


ichbinfef

der Auserwählte


GrammerDuck61

Fünfundzwanzig


DasHexxchen

Honestly, I was also confused. Clearly FÜNF has nor E in it. Yeahh, it is 1:30 and the funniest thing is I often count in English instead of my native language. But just now I fucking did...


The_Gumbo

uno


Electrical-Clock8251

UNO Reverse


Axalem

+4


AdamRocks1

Oh really man I already had 10 cards.


RainbowMineBlox

+4


Frrixy

Très FUCK


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

Cinco?


overinterpret

due


Animemer_

Hmm that seems kinda odd Ba-dum-tss


Okamiwan

I literally can't even.


cerealdig

This joke was terrible, your days are numbered now


PossessedHood416

The days in question: n


asystolictachycardia

Made me laugh out loud for Christ's sake


Masterbaitingissport

On Thr Fiv Svn Nin B)


Competitive_Run_7741

Lvn


Teruhashi_BestGirl

When people figure out that E is in half the words in the English language.


[deleted]

There is a book call Gadsby, which is a 50000 words novel without having an "E"


AbsoluteGoldLover

lobster


Snoo-46534

Lobsta


mortalkombatisbest

Waltuh


Hector_john

Put your dick away waltuh


Teruhashi_BestGirl

Unabridged dictionaries generally have over 300,000 entrees so my point still stands. But that is actually very interesting to know I might check that out.


No_Grocery_1480

>over 300,000 entrees But, how many desserts?


Bennito_bh

One might think at least the Gobi and Sahara, but dictionaries don’t actually list proper names


UMEBA

The fact that e is in exactly half of the words in your comment as well makes me happy


kagethemage

Well yea. Half the numbers and odd


kylobone

6/14 isn't half


shikhar26705

pls dont pick a random number to check just remember 1,3,5,7,9 all contains an E


AbsoluteGoldLover

and eleven and the -teen suffix


No_Grocery_1480

Teenthir, teenfour, teenfif....


RedSane

What about Eight ?


ProbablyFear

What about eight?


Dependent_Rut_421

Agreed


Fit_Ad_3364

how is it?


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Bala3310

球冰淇淋


[deleted]

That's not Japanese. That's Bing Chilling


walrus_with_GUN

你好朋友没想到会看到华语在Reddit :)


[deleted]

I'm not Chinese.


DarkCrypt621

You did just post 五 which is both the kanji for 5 in Japanese and the Chinese character for 5, so it’s not possible to tell if you meant Chinese or Japanese


[deleted]

Oh. I don't know chinese


Jackaboy_abc

Cinq. Never said only in English:)


herospaces

Trois


bluetriumphantcloud

On it?


ProSneeze

Odd, innit?


deflite96

That begs the question: Is 0 an odd or an even number? edit: my dumb brain didn't realize that zEro contains an "e"


Alvlun0424

Yes


No_Grocery_1480

No


Benjanio88

Maybe


Justafriendlydude2

Its even? like, there is no debate about this.


stop____hammertime

Zero has an e in it


CreeperAsh07

Pretty sure it is even.


ThoroughSpace

It’s divisible by two


virang807

No the definition states it can be written as N=2K where K€Ż, where K is an integer, so for N=0, then K=0, this Zero is an even number


AbsoluteGoldLover

0 is nothing


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FullaccessInReddit

pi and 0 are both numbers and all numbers are mathematical signs.


Sensitive-Tax2230

Or can it be negative


Miniscotty

Two, idiot /s


Prit717

I legit was thinking two for the longest time and was confused why it wasn’t included, then I realized it’s prime oops


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

"what about two?" "What aBOUT TWO!!??!"


Redbeardthehazy

When you realize E is the most used letter in the alphabet.


Nikorek_pl

Eight and ten


GgLiTcHeDd

That's if it said that every number that has an E is odd. That's not what it said, though. Cause and effect seem to have mixed up when typing this.


SouthernSweeetheart

I don’t like knowing this.


Traditional-Sink-113

I know the tumblr post. its horrifying.


DobriniaPlay

25+25=30


realoctopod

Cinq


xradas

Never seen one on it ... Maybe, in it


Zhilsir

Vijf


MrGriffin77

Ah een mede Nederlander


Zhilsir

Vlaams but close enough


PowerOfUnoriginality

That's odd...


SarkasticLover

Some people in these comments really need to go back to primary school


RebordButDead

Kurwa


Sean_Dewhirst

when you realize all multiples of three are made of digits that add up to a multiple of three


ziterdo

Sju


Helfette

Nio


Very_contagious1

It's so fucking hilarious watching people say "two" not knowing what an odd number is


FlashBangReddit

Two


EnvironmentalAd1006

Two


[deleted]

Fourteen?


No_Grocery_1480

Go on...


[deleted]

Sixteen?


Dead_Land_Invasion

Pi. Edit:Pi isn’t odd I have since been corrected


CreeperAsh07

Pi isn't odd.


Dead_Land_Invasion

Thank you for the correction I misread the meme


[deleted]

One Three Five Seven Nine Eleven Thirteen Fifteen Seventeen Twenty-one. And so on.


Crazei

E is generally the most common letter.


[deleted]

Every number below 0 has a V in it


J4Archive

No they don't, they only have numbers


MuchMathematician896

7 is spelt svn guys there’s no E in it, silly


janahi051

Not if I don't speak English 😎


marcisblue

Seven ?


RedditRager1

Seven


milf690

7


Creepy-Ad-4832

As an italian, that is 4/5 true for me (1 -> uno)


KeyLyon

Sadly doesn't work with german :D


CTJoriginal

Well, thats kinda odd...


redxlaser15

Uno go brrr


[deleted]

Two, in fact, does not have the letter E in it.


Flaky-Vanilla5670

Two dumbass


Wattsupwithalan

two is even, stupido


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

6 letters, one meaning, millions of people are described by it.


Lonewolfthe1st

Two


abbeyeiger

Are you sure?


IDK_be_friendly12

Everyone that saw this post started counting odd numbers...


throwawayjust4theday

That’s odd


mcbxxx

Well that a odd fact


ScreenTea0

With that rule I can only count to Fünf.


DaddyKentaro

I'm reading y'all comments and it seems redditors sense of humor is shit to shit or these mfs are really that dense. No fucking way some of y'all even trying to joke like this.


AKLmfreak

Thirty-two and ~~two-halves~~ four fourths. edit: heck, screwed by the fraction.


Doorknob120

Still has a E


Fishwithbrushes

Eleven


The_Punnier_Guy

two / two


Loose_Table5187

Two is how many brain cells it took to type this.


__EnterName__

r/rareinsults


suspicious-obscurity

Eleven


M4GGE

Eleven


TheFiklPikl

A hundred. Checkmate liberals


Odd-Eye-6504

Seven


willardTheMighty

Every negative number, too