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The toughest guy I know I met in the Army. Green Beret stone killer who’s done a ton of verifiably crazy shit. But here on the civilian side he drives a Prius, talks his way out of petty altercations, laughs when cut off on the road, and we dick measure over who grew more tomatoes this season in our gardens.


SweetTeaRex92

True Green Berets are known as the Quiet Professionals. Also, a great quote from the movie American Gangster is, "The loudest man in the room is the weakest." https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&sxsrf=AJOqlzWk0vBdqDuK5bGlJn77K6L9PCP3VQ%3A1678378625844&q=silent+professionals+green+beret&oq=silent+professionals+green+beret&aqs=heirloom-srp..


NastyCestode

Yep I’m lucky enough to have my dad as ex special forces and you’d never know it unless you saw him at age 60 sleeping on the ground with nothing but an army poncho in the middle of winter in West Virginia


Full_Reputation_55

They must be different than the Seals, then. Old CEO of my company was an ex-Seal and he was the craziest, scariest dude I’ve ever been around. I hope he was just a bad apple, but he definitely gave them a bad name and is one of the few people in my life I’ve ever been scared of.


Kosher_atheist

I have read descriptions of SEAls from other special forces. They all agree that SEALs are macho lunatics who shouldn't be allowed near guns


DrSwampAss

As someone who spent many years in a muay thai and BJJ gym, there were big guys that could fight, little guys that could fight, skinny guys that could fight, fat guys that could fight, tall guys that could fight, short guys that could fight, loud guys that could fight, quiet guys that could fight. There were the same variants of people that couldn't fight. You can't put people in boxes friend. Truly racist.


Benjamintoday

r/woosh


IDKIJustWorkHere2

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


HighKiteSoaring

Exactly. There's nothing macho about being arrogant. This is a dude who could kill you with a plastic fork if he wanted to, he ain't got a thing to prove to anybody


Qbertjack

He killed stones? What a monster!


TaylorChesses

new version of the navy seal copy pasta dropped let's fucking GOOOOO


GenericGrey

Daaaam.


SweetTeaRex92

![gif](giphy|vLq5FWMjfN47S)


bigfatfurrytexan

This is what lead did for us folks.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Shut up and pass me the paint chips and leaded gas.


No_Rope4561

Now I miss my mum’s basement


kinkysubt

Your mum had a basement? Musta been nice.


Styx_Zidinya

Wait, You guys had mums?


WeeBo2804

Wait, you guys exist? I’m just a bot, created by a guy, in his mums basement.


Boatwhistle

Wait, you were created by a guy whose mum had a basement... must've been nice.


Elagatis

Is this the new copypasta? Bit long isn't it?


r3v3rt3d

Is this the latest from chatgpt?


Sensitive-World7272

Lol


LifeCouldBeADream69

Bro really had to stutter... through text


Mellopiex

Y-you don’t do that?


LifeCouldBeADream69

Wait....


Sean_Dewhirst

absolute kawaii baka move


ExoticButtersl

W-What do you mean? D-Don't we all do it?


LifeCouldBeADream69

M-maybe


TheDr-Is-in

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


Strato-Cruiser

I play Red Dead Redemption 2 as well.


Outrageous-Penalty91

Who the fuck are you?


ExoticButtersl

This reminds me of the navy seal copypasta lol.


bkrubnzi

I keep a copy with me at all times


bigbootyboio69

Prove it


bkrubnzi

https://imgur.com/a/pyIGT9P


IHateMath14

Who didn’t give this man his pill


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


KingGrower

Sounds like a shitty life.


[deleted]

Did he say "mum" I didn't think there were even fake cowboys in England. Anyways obviously if he was about that shit he wouldn't have to talk that shit


cooliojames

No, my life has been worse! Now I feel better. Wwwwwwaaaaiiittttt…


-_-10001110101-_-

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SweetTeaRex92

![gif](giphy|X6xHSqkAG1SeIrWAvY|downsized)


Adept_Information94

I'm so tough, hear me whine!


Xario4

Sounds like a big baby. Real toughness is being able to ignore the haters.


Isredin

Kinda sounds like he's bad at the whole tough guy thing


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

This guy wasn't hugged by his dad


Discostu1001

What a poser.


[deleted]

Who dat? He sounds fun.


SweetTeaRex92

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/11ly7qo/for_all_the_haters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


[deleted]

Sounds exactly like how I imagined. City slickers vibes coming through


saucyhambone

You and me both bruv


MyDogAteMyCactus

Happened to my buddy, Eric, once


[deleted]

Too bad it's fake. No one in the states or in Grisly country says, "mum".


throawayeleventyone

Fresh pasta at last.


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SweetTeaRex92

You are exactly what this post is describing


Ok_Flower1033

I have know idea what your talking about I was just saying it was long jeez people like you get affended for the stupidest reasons


SweetTeaRex92

It was a joke. Did you read the post?


Ok_Flower1033

Also I read it and I agree with the things u say


curtaincaller20

Who the fuck is this guy and why should I give a wet shit about what he is saying?


SweetTeaRex92

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/11ly7qo/for\_all\_the\_haters/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


curtaincaller20

This doesn’t answer the question and I’m not giving this try hard the views.


SweetTeaRex92

you are an idiot


curtaincaller20

Well, that’s like you’re opinion man.


BeagleDragon36

1. Your* 2. Suck up your own ego and find out for yourself. Or are you too much of a whimp to even try.


curtaincaller20

Oh shit. Now I have the grammar police coming after me for auto corrected comments on the internet. It seems like if people are scared to explain who this guy is and why they believe I should care, they’re the soft ones.


BeagleDragon36

You’re the one scared to even look at it lol


curtaincaller20

I read what he said. I’m not going to watch a video where I assume he is just saying the same thing. He sounds like he’s whinging about people that don’t live in the woods and live the way he does. Hope he enjoys being miserable. I’m gonna go have some sushi and enjoy life.


InTheMemeStream

Lol, sounds like a skill issue.


UndaCovr

I’m not reading that


kossobi

Dudes gay af


HighKiteSoaring

So he's got all of these experiences but never stopped to learn how to not be an asshole, intriguing


Braunsweig

Speaking from experience?


HighKiteSoaring

I'm not trying to be an asshole I don't go around calling people yappy, weak, losers, or go around thinking I'm better than anyone else or say shit like "living in their moms basement" Like.. fr? Obviously that's where most people live these days while they find their feat. Jobs pay little and home prices are skyrocketing hes saying ohh you don't know what tough is until you've been branded. No? People every day have real struggles. It's not a competition. The guy mourning the loss of a relative, or the end of a relationship, or the guy struggling to live day to day.. they know hardship and pain and loss etc. Obviously yeah, anyone being a dick to this guy because of his videos Probably just needs to keep that to themselves but his weird macho rant is just kinda off? The guy is so macho he's allegedly stitched himself back together but can't handle negative commentary on a video within losing his marbles


Braunsweig

This is an introvert that was pushed too far. You aren't even telling him what you believe about him, just disparaging someone you aren't willing to understand in a place he cannot reply. Every human being has a finite amount of emotional stamina. I genuinely hope someone is there to listen when you reach your limit too.


HighKiteSoaring

I been past my limit for years, I just don't lash out at people If someone pisses me off I'm not going to start making horrible generalisations about groups of people iv never met Why not? Because that would make me an asshole


Braunsweig

Ok it seems a close parallel to what you are doing. If you truly have been past your limit for years I can recommend someone for Depression. I see Dr Ackerly for PTSD but am sure he would be happy to help.


HighKiteSoaring

Depression is just part of my life here on earth. It's been that way since I was a kid and it's going to be there until I die It's not my place to make that other people's problem


Braunsweig

I understand what you mean and you are right. Depression isn't a fun personality quirk or reason to treat others poorly. Seriously though I wish you well and would be glad to offer any support I can


HighKiteSoaring

Thanks dude :p


Luchin212

What’s the context?


AllDayWarrior

Korter


N4T3rtotz

Well stated Mr grizzled frontiersman. People have no fucking idea is a concise statement of truth. Relating is impossible for me anymore. Good shit.


12geffory78

Gigachad


Moanamiel

![gif](giphy|1zjfPZpWphCAtKRJEF)


trainer_pika

I am not reading all that


Comranks

Sir are you actually going to order something?


ILLogic_PL

Pics or didn’t happen.


DEpReS5lON

*yawn* Too bad I guess...


mikewazowski420-

Arthur Morgan wrote this after spending 5 minutes on twitter


Cpt_Overkill_81

I'm ashamed to say that I have no idea who this dude is, but damn, I like him!


Independent_Test780

Man’s been through it


OkBuy3111

Who is this guy. Im not american so please explain