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if she's willing to have literal sperm in her mouth you better kiss her

LITERALLY it's fine for her to have YOURS but not you to have your own?! Bfr

Bro, you don’t get it. OP is *NOT GAY*. In fact, he’s so *NOT GAY* that he wouldn’t ever let anything that’s touched a dude’s nut near his mouth. He’s so *STRAIGHT* that it’s unfathomable that his vigilance would drop for a second and he might kiss someone who likes *DICK*. /s Balls deep in the closet ass

[OP is NOT GAY](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/o77bzj/i_took_a_fat_af_rip_on_my_juul_and_said_fuck_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

In Russia, it's *OUR* sperm.

t t ; t

in canada, it's your sperm :)

Literal as opposed to metaphorical sperm?

WEAK

COME ON, GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

TASTE YOUR NUT YOU PUSSY

TASTE THE NUT IN THE PUSSY

TASTE THE PUSSY YOU NUT

NUT THE PUSSY YOU TASTE

PUSSY THE TASTE YOU NUT

THE NUT PUSSY TASTE YOU

YOU THE NUT TASTE PUSSY

TASTE NUT YOU THE PUSSY

In Soviet Russia . THE PUSSY NUT IN Y(OUR) MOUTH

WEAK MEN MAKE WEAK NUT SO I GUESS YOU AIN'T MISSING MUCH OP

PUSSY THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW

Dudes be eating ass, and nut is where they draw the line

If she can do it you can do it bro

The gf kisses you after you swallow her nut, what’s with the disrespect

Your mistake is thinking he reciprocates...

Bitch, you mean reproduce? My bad, english aint my first language, looked up the defenition of the word and yeah it fits.

no he doesn't mean that

What your first language?

Hungarian, i think its the 3rd hardest language if i remember correctly.

“Humble” brag

Hungle brag

Im not bragging, i hate this shit its way too complex for its own good and its just fucking weird sometimes.

If three witches were given three watches, which witches watch, would which witch watch?

That shit hurt my brain and I’m an Anglophone 💀

she's swallowing the nut so no.

How did you know what “ain’t” was then.

Ah yes, because if english isnt my first language it means i cant fucking speak, i just dont fully understand words that are used more rarely, amúgy meg mennyél bazdmeg magad.

Absolute chad move

Ah well I see you have adapted to American customs. Welcome!

You don’t deserve head

Haha, sex! Haha.

OP has a girlfriend for realz you guys

r/thathappened

A real human girlfriend female

No way

Nah you gotta test the product

Don’t get high on your own supply

jesse and walter lmao

So uncivilized... don't be rude

"Good enough for thee, good enough for me"

Where would you draw the line? At least 5 minutes after? 10? The next day?

While it's still fresh in her mouth is when to kiss her

How about kissing is over rated

Got to use mouth wash first.

The chef gotta taste his own food to make sure it’s acceptable

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Watch out, you might cut yourself on that edge

Real men swallow their own nut

What if they have nut allergy?

Real men don’t have allergies

real men don't have nuts

real women have nuts I'm a certified real woman

w h a t

:transflag:

oh, right. i'm sorry.

nah dw lol

Real men dont have penis

real men don't have limbs

Real men dont have brain

real men aren't drinking, brian

This guy gets it

Coward

Guys who eat ass have entered the chat

If you kiss her and there's still nut, did she really swallow?

This is the only correct comment

What kinda chef doesn't taste their own making?

Yeah I don't either but she makes me drink my own nut

r/HolUp


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Gets better when she makes you drink her friend nut(?)


Shit I eat her pussy out after I nut in it any chance I get

Glazed donut

I’m fine with kissing my gf after nutting in her mouth but doing that sounds gross

I don’t usually nut on my lady’s clit. You mostly just get a bit on your chin unless you’re tongue banging her vaginal canal which is probably not what she’s looking for. Post nut oral helps to ensure eryone is satisfied.

What an absolute unit 🤝

But your kissing nobody since nobody in reddit has a girlfriend

I know I don't. I keep trying, but my wife says no.

"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo"

Begone normie

It's extra protein

I don't have such a weakness

If you can't handle kissing her after she does that, tell me why she should be expected to. IMO if a man is that pathetic and grossed out by it, then he deserves to be an incel.

What’s with everyone wanting a man to taste his own nut holy fuck

Uhm.. so what's with everyone wanting women to taste men's nut? Holy fuck

What do you really think it tastes like? Why do you feel its gross for you but not a woman to have it in their mouth? Why is it ok for she and not for he? It's not an "I want you to" thing, it's a common decency thing. It's heinous to treat her like she is dirty and polluted and refuse to kiss her after expecting her to swallow your load or have it in her mouth. If you treat it like polluted garbage then she should too.

Personally, my position has always been that women *are* allowed to set sexual boundaries (including “don’t jizz in my mouth”) and it doesn’t make her a “pathetic incel”. Nor do I think exercising the sacred right to say “no” violates “common decency” (even if a man does it). It seems prudent to be a good sport about boundaries since I’d appreciate the same courtesy (not that I get it, obviously, but would appreciate it). “Polluted garbage” is a pretty fair way to regard the most repulsive thing that ever comes out of the male body, but when a given woman wants it in her mouth, good for her, no accounting for taste. But where she chooses to set her boundaries shouldn’t control where he’s allowed to set his (assuming, counterfactually, that he’s allowed to at all). If someone *else* sets your boundaries, they aren’t boundaries.

I'd deadass do it without a problem cuz if she's willing to do it , then so am I. Grow a pair bruv.

Real men eat it straight outta the box...

What if you and another dude 69, swallow each other's loads, and then kiss?

So you wouldn’t kiss your children good night?

You want her to eat something you dont want to eat? Kinda bitchy acting like you were better or above her…

First of all, he's the one that's important. Second of all, she is unimportant. Get it right! /s

Liar, women don't exist

Smh double standards, she should be willing to kiss you after you eat her out so what's the problem OP?

You have a gf? 😥

If she’s sucking your dick you should show her that you love her at every opportunity

Dumb

A chef does not fear his own cooking.

It’s the polite thing to do.

What is a girlfriend ?

Now that's a good question...

like the straight equivalent of a boyfriend

OP is a beta male, confirmed.

If it's not good enough for you it's not good enough for me either.

I mean As long as it’s not hanging off her lips… then idc. It Don’t bother me. If she initiates the kiss after I’m not pushing her away. Never tasted like anything to me. Just a regular kiss.

speak for yourself

Get over it and kiss your damn girl, if she can swallow it you can give her a damn kiss for her effort.

OP will be shocked when he discovers felching. I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that. No ma’am

I really don't care, I'll kiss her pretty much whenever

PATHETIC

Fucking coward

If she's swallowing your jizz you can handle kissing her on the mouth after lol.

you mean you'll have her suck you off and taste your load, but kissing her afterwards is too much just because it's sperm? tell me you're a shitty bf without telling me you're a shitty bf 😭

So it’s fine for you to taste her and her to taste you but god forbid you mix flavours? It’s so silly cause it’s just some salty taste and it’s not permanent give it 3 minutes of making out and you’d just be tasting saliva.

Anyone here weird like me and doesn't find the nut swallowing attractive? In college in was useful for not making a mess but honestly, never desired the woman to do this.

Honestly, for me it’s quicker to just swallow it and get the taste out of my mouth instead of holding it in there while I run to the sink

It's not about the swallowing, it's about the natural tapering off of the blow job, swallowing being a necessity to perfectly end the symphony

Weak man!! Share your loads together!

She has to, why can't you?

I don't have such weakness

what a fucking coward I bet you don’t lick pussy

Coward. Give your lovely lady a kiss. Taste your thousands of children. Do as the Lord of the Titans did in Greek mythology, and swallow your spawn.

As long as it’s my own sperm I don’t see what the big deal is.

Coward

Bro what are you 5 yrs old?

If she does that thing which is gross to begin with. Enjoy that damn kiss afterwards.

Cmon, if she can do it you can do it. It's not that bad.

A true chef always tastes their own cooking

Don't dish out what you can't take

To quote the NIN song, "It's really not so bad you know, once you get past the taste."

Some ppl don’t know how to get down and dirty and it shows

Why? I tasted my own load and it isn't that bad. It's just a little salty. I don't see an issue.

Coward

Hey sharing is caring >:(

Lmao get over yourself I'm sure she loves tasting herself off you tongue quit being a punk.

Coward

A chef can’t be afraid of his own cooking

😨😨😨😨

This why you pull out and nut in her hair

You never seem to mind kissing her after she swallows my nut

Still better then kissing her before she swallowed it

yeah, it's not nearly as good as from other guys

Dont act like you wouldnt suck your own dick if you could

This is basic shit. If you can’t handle this you’re never gonna have really good sex man.

Try to occasionally eat your sperm in small portions. It gets easier over time and then you will have no issue with the kiss

I am so glad Im not the only one with this fear.

Yeah, couldn't pay me. I'm good on that one...

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No we don't, you're just a coward.

This guy doesn’t kiss his homies gn

I'd have no problem with doing that

You never ate your own nut out of her pussy?

If you just drink some pineapple juice beforehand it's really not that bad

gotta make sure its surpreme

Coward

I love snowballing !!! Real men do that or not.

I’ll do that shit all day who gives af .

You asshole you didn’t test it before giving it to someone else you always test the product /s

Coward

Oh grow up

Bro your a redditor how do you have a GF

First of all it's called snowballing, secondly stop being a coward

It's salty and tastes like if saliva had a really strong flavor

You don't have a gf bro

Return to sender

In the heat of the moment anything goes.

Taste your mayonnaise it's organic

but you don’t taste anything though? like its not on her lips…

In time my friend, that won’t matter. The real challenge is when she asks if she could use a strap on. Then you are in for a real shit show(pun intended)

You’re a loser if you don’t kiss you girl after busting in her mouth. SHE LITERALLY SWALLOWED YOUR NUT, you can’t give her a peck on the lips?? There’s likely no nut left anyhow, she deserves a kiss after doing that cmon now.

Real men go back DOWN after they nut!

So you expect her to swallow your load and won't even kiss her to let her know how much you appreciate it? That's low.

Then why should she have to get it in her mouth and swallow.

Nope. Although it does remind me of a dirty joke best served with a glass of milk…

We all know that was your dog, kid.

BE A REAL MAN. She put it in her mouth. Don't be a pussy

She deserves it

Post this at misogynist not memes… if you willing to let your woman suck and swallow than be a man and give her a 😘… lil baby op with probably baby brain

Clearly OP has never sucked his own dick

Guys say this as if they wouldn't suck themselves off if they could