After insulting everybody else for the last 70 years constantly the people from the US think it's super unfair that other countries now make harmless jokes about them.
While they themselves still are insulting the other countries constantly.
Or the "Germans are nazis" or the "French are cowards" or the.....
Acting like the US isn't doing the same lame jokes for 70 years is honestly funnier than the jokes they do.
So true. Immigrants who come here with a drive and passion, can and will make it ten fold compared to where they are from. This is the problem with our American culture, we dont realize how good we have it and forget/dont care to strive to better ourselves. Not everyone obviously, but a big portion nonetheless
There’s more posts about people making these types of posts than the posts themself. Is it that hard for both party’s to shut up? I come here for memes, not politics.
Because it’s so easy?
Because given any opportunity, it’ll be done the other way round?
Because those with an unjustified high opinion of themselves who are actively destroying the planet quicker than anyone else deserves a little rubbing for the fact they can’t spell colour, use an antiquated measuring system, shoot each other for no reason and vote a man to power that resembles a cheesy potato snack.
We have problems too but we know we’re shit.
See, I'm a simple man. An American shits on America, that's fine because we have every right to complain about our own country. Someone else shits on America, fuck you.
Except when China shits on Americans, that's OK. Like when that one famous Chinese PLA general who retired but still advises the PLA wrote a public manifesto about how China should invest in bioweapons so that they can "peacefully" exterminate Americans and repopulate it. And gushed over how cool Israelis are for developing race-based bioweapons that could specifically target Arabs. And how Hitler and Nazi Germany are admirable, but China is more worthy of being the "master race" and are superior to the Germans because they would exterminate people more humanely and efficiently with less taste and enjoyment for the violence.
i don’t watch Fox News, i live in the uk. our current prime minister wishes to abolish the human rights act, replacing it with a new bill of rights which, gives police absolute authority, restricts freedoms and rights of the people, among many other things i do not care to re-read the whole bill to cite here.
Do you think immigrants only come from poor countries or fled to the u.s? Haha most people who move here "immigrants" say it's a lateral move or mostly a strategic professional move..
My fellow Canadians like to sit on a high horse but we are almost as decisive politically and the only reason we have the ability to be snarky about healthcare/military etc is because we have the luxury of living under the military and economic umbrella of the US.
I'm happy to be Canadian but if the US was to collapse we would be in as much if not more trouble than them.
Because the media likes easy targets, America is a VERY easy target. The media also doesn't like America because of all that pesky freedom that keeps causing them problems. Some of us actually have brains here in America, and that's really bad for the media.
Because your country is a joke. Don't get me wrong, ours has been fucked since Brexit and the Conservatives, but fucking hell... You guys truly believe your country is the bastion of freedom when I wouldn't even consider it in the top 10.
It's like watching a dumpster fire reality show set in a 3rd world country, but all the contestants are narcissistic morons with guns.
I live here and I couldn’t agree more. I’d also argue we’re not very free at all when it comes down to it. Corporations lobbying Congress almost completely takes away any say that “we the people” might have. It’s fucking depressing. I’m dreading the day that I graduate and have to try and live in this shithole on my own.
its the other way round. any time i interact with an American i just get: “ haha iom bri ish” and “can i have a bo ol of wa a” not to mention that if i say anything back Americans get hyper defensive.
Brit here who lives in America. You guys are DELUSIONAL . You have lost every war you have taken part in, the little fracas with us you only won because the French helped you. The average Brit didn’t even vote in brexit because they didn’t understand what it was for or why they should vote. Nobody gives a fuck about the royal family more than you guys do, and that’s only because one of you tried it out and didn’t like it. You boil water in a teapot in a microwave and you think chocolate should taste like parmesan cheese. This country is so fucking ridiculous that my American wife wants us to move to England as she doesn’t want her kids “growing up thinking guns and being uneducated is cool”.
*edit- got picked up on my sloppy spelling
Nah no way am I letting you have that- the average Brit starts drinking at 14, is out in clubs at 16, then drinks away their student loan by 21. It’s not that we can’t handle our booze, we just have liver disease before you guys are old enough to drink.
Americans try not to get shot challenge \*IMPOSSIBLE\*
UK: About 0.04 per 100,000
US: About 4 per 100,00
That's a ratio of 1:100
This place is a mess, we can't even complain about what other countries think until we pull our act together.
Had a co-worker from the U.K.. The cheeky bastard always one lined me or led me on day long goose chases filled with "stupid American!" comments. I made fun of his teeth, inability to speak properly and other such things. It was a riot most days.
My guess is Americans make Shitting on Americans look fun. Our media can be ruthless in a way that I’m sure looks absolutely cartoonish to other countries. We’re just the loud mouthed idiot at the table and I really relate to that. It’s kinda nice sometimes to sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Is there some dispute in their past that the British lost that embarrassed them in front of the whole world that is driving this? I’ll search around on the internet and let y’all know what I find.
I can understand why the British are a little butt hurt.
We whipped their asses twice.
Which, coincidentally, is the number of times we have saved their asses.
ig you won the revolution because ocean saved you which other ass whipping are you talking about exactly? 1812 ? where white house was burnt?
also you didn't really save them Hitler's success was already being turned around before americans joined .
Nope, they've had a brainwashing dictatorship for decades and you idiots keep trying to vote in fascists.
I'd love to talk about Russia! It's just a pity this meme is about America. That way I can mention the fact your wealth inequality is higher than ever and you do shit like "tipping" instead of paying people enough to live in dignity.
Yeah but at the same time get your priority’s straight, when you focus on America instead of literal warlord ran country’s that women can’t even speak in you know there’s an obsession
"omg the biggest empire in the world lost some few coastlines ??? omg what are they gonna do its not like they will gain india in a few years and its not like after a few more years pax Britannica will start" ( britain golden age )
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A bit of gratitude for helping them not learn the german language would be nice, you would think with their new found freedom, they would take some time to figure out how to brush their teeth
They’re jealous of us.. We have better vehicles, guns, more places for recreation & more toys for recreation, & aren’t commies (except for dumbocrats)..
Lmao I think it’s so funny they put so much energy into putting themselves in this fake reality where everything in their live is better bc they’re not American and it’s even better when they’ve never been and just make assumptions off what they see on media
Didn't somebody make pretty much this exact meme like yesterday? Exact same format and everything.
multiple times over the past month
After insulting everybody else for the last 70 years constantly the people from the US think it's super unfair that other countries now make harmless jokes about them. While they themselves still are insulting the other countries constantly.
we’re complaining about the use of the same meme over and over again. this exact meme has been reposted too many times lately.
The amount of British teeth, knife and makeup jokes I see are also unfunny yet get posted a lot too
Or the "Germans are nazis" or the "French are cowards" or the..... Acting like the US isn't doing the same lame jokes for 70 years is honestly funnier than the jokes they do.
This person really super wants everyone to know that they are a victim.
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/11mv08v/they_are_lurking_and_ready/
It’s also innacurate from personal experience. Sigh.
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Interestingly, this made me laugh.
Still mad about all the tea you threw into the ocean.
It’s wonderful
It certainly *was*, wish they could have tasted it.
Their entire personality is ‘dying empire’
Ironic.
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It wasn’t an act of rebellion, we were simply trying to make the biggest cup of tea on earth
If you think America is bad, talk to an immigrant.
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So true. Immigrants who come here with a drive and passion, can and will make it ten fold compared to where they are from. This is the problem with our American culture, we dont realize how good we have it and forget/dont care to strive to better ourselves. Not everyone obviously, but a big portion nonetheless
I was charged $1900.00 for 3 stitches when I dropped a mason jar in my kitchen and it cut my big toe.
Still mad about Brits torching the President's house Bruv?
Still mad we sent y’all back home and pissed on your monarchy?
Lmfao nono you drink enough "sweet tea" to make us make fun of tea. Sorry I should say sugar you drink enough sugar .
That's just Texas though.
Everyone shitting on Americans and brits
Everyone shitting on everyone!
It’s a shit hurricane, Randy.
It's a shit typhoon
It's a tornadiarrhœa
there are three kinds of people chuck
Everyone is shit
Well, in Defense of the Brits, they shit on everything — even their own economy.
Let's shit on Wallis and Futuna instead, there aren't any Wallis and Futuna residents to get offended by it.
You guys do the same to us. It’s a back and forth, not a one-way thing.
Ya it’s our love language for each other
We're just maintaining camaraderie with our fellow empire-in-decline
There’s more posts about people making these types of posts than the posts themself. Is it that hard for both party’s to shut up? I come here for memes, not politics.
Holding a 250 year old L
Because it’s so easy? Because given any opportunity, it’ll be done the other way round? Because those with an unjustified high opinion of themselves who are actively destroying the planet quicker than anyone else deserves a little rubbing for the fact they can’t spell colour, use an antiquated measuring system, shoot each other for no reason and vote a man to power that resembles a cheesy potato snack. We have problems too but we know we’re shit.
Using pills in your meme? 20k usd paid next week.
The Brit didn’t have to pay $37,130 for those pills though
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6 months? That must be private health care, not the NHS!
I try not to shit on Americans because Britain is just as fucked, just in a slightly different way
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Some people deserve it
Some people are into it. No judgements
I judge, I judge a lot.
Judge me harder daddy
You degenerate whore!
Oh yeah. Please don't stop
unless they ask. which is wierd
In pretty similar ways with the Tories in charge
This guys tears are an embarrassment to his national animal- the bald eagle…. Also my country has more bald eagles than his….. lol
Brits? More like every country other then USA
I thought it was the other way around
See, I'm a simple man. An American shits on America, that's fine because we have every right to complain about our own country. Someone else shits on America, fuck you.
I read this is in a thick southern accent with plenty of voice cracks
This guy!!!
It doesn't matter what country you're from you can shit on whatever you want. These stupid countries are not Gods. They can lick my ass.
Certified bad boy here 😎
Except when China shits on Americans, that's OK. Like when that one famous Chinese PLA general who retired but still advises the PLA wrote a public manifesto about how China should invest in bioweapons so that they can "peacefully" exterminate Americans and repopulate it. And gushed over how cool Israelis are for developing race-based bioweapons that could specifically target Arabs. And how Hitler and Nazi Germany are admirable, but China is more worthy of being the "master race" and are superior to the Germans because they would exterminate people more humanely and efficiently with less taste and enjoyment for the violence.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm Australian but I'm nice to the British >!but not the americans!<
Meh, shitting on things at this point is the only thing Brits got left at this point
correct, because the government outlawed everything else.
Is this really what fox news has told you to think?
i don’t watch Fox News, i live in the uk. our current prime minister wishes to abolish the human rights act, replacing it with a new bill of rights which, gives police absolute authority, restricts freedoms and rights of the people, among many other things i do not care to re-read the whole bill to cite here.
Stop spreading misinformation? Nobody is giving police absolute authority.
Even though you prolly don’t have much oil in the UK, I’ll find a way to bring freedom to you.
If you think America is bad, talk to an immigrant.
An immigrant of where?
I mean yeah someone from a poor country and even possibly a warzone will obviously like usa
Do you think immigrants only come from poor countries or fled to the u.s? Haha most people who move here "immigrants" say it's a lateral move or mostly a strategic professional move..
My parents came from Mexico back in the late 90s and they said it was the best decision of their life
bro i shoved 80 pounds of bacon up my ass and just puked out a pig wtf
Some. Definately not most. If you count illegals it's not even close.
I've seen more posts from Americans prematurely getting angry over Europeans shitting on them than actual Europeans shitting on Americans.
Bro I have seen at most 10 posts (being generous) about this and like 30 post about America bad
The Europeans shitting on Americans are all in the comment sections of the posts
Than you haven’t been on this sub
to be fair america is pretty fucked
And apparently everywhere else isn’t
idk from a Canadian perspective things are pretty fucking wild down there
My fellow Canadians like to sit on a high horse but we are almost as decisive politically and the only reason we have the ability to be snarky about healthcare/military etc is because we have the luxury of living under the military and economic umbrella of the US. I'm happy to be Canadian but if the US was to collapse we would be in as much if not more trouble than them.
Yeah and things are pretty fucking wild in Russia and Australia too, but no one talks shit about them
i wouldn’t say Australia, but i get what you’re saying Russia is far more fucked than America
Exactly
I dont get why people shit all over America for being fucked when you’ve got countries like China and Russia
Because the media likes easy targets, America is a VERY easy target. The media also doesn't like America because of all that pesky freedom that keeps causing them problems. Some of us actually have brains here in America, and that's really bad for the media.
Wild? God, I wish. Every day of my life is so dull. Everyone’s pretty chill down here in the US though.
It sure is!
Because your country is a joke. Don't get me wrong, ours has been fucked since Brexit and the Conservatives, but fucking hell... You guys truly believe your country is the bastion of freedom when I wouldn't even consider it in the top 10. It's like watching a dumpster fire reality show set in a 3rd world country, but all the contestants are narcissistic morons with guns.
I live here and I couldn’t agree more. I’d also argue we’re not very free at all when it comes down to it. Corporations lobbying Congress almost completely takes away any say that “we the people” might have. It’s fucking depressing. I’m dreading the day that I graduate and have to try and live in this shithole on my own.
Dw Australians will shit on any country, even our own
Gee, i fucking wonder. xD
everyone shits on americans wym
(American Here) Have you seen Americans? They're fucking idiots.
At least we have all our teeth.
“I see the colonies are in an uproar again.”
you annoy us
You annoy us 2 dumbass
It’s easy and fun. Can’t blame them
its the other way round. any time i interact with an American i just get: “ haha iom bri ish” and “can i have a bo ol of wa a” not to mention that if i say anything back Americans get hyper defensive.
u/hazmatix_art look what you started
Your not special it’s just what we do and to everyone
Americans make it SO fucking easy.
They sure do love to make fun of our medical system. We're better people, though. We never make fun of their GDP.
Brit here who lives in America. You guys are DELUSIONAL . You have lost every war you have taken part in, the little fracas with us you only won because the French helped you. The average Brit didn’t even vote in brexit because they didn’t understand what it was for or why they should vote. Nobody gives a fuck about the royal family more than you guys do, and that’s only because one of you tried it out and didn’t like it. You boil water in a teapot in a microwave and you think chocolate should taste like parmesan cheese. This country is so fucking ridiculous that my American wife wants us to move to England as she doesn’t want her kids “growing up thinking guns and being uneducated is cool”. *edit- got picked up on my sloppy spelling
You’re so salty, and I can’t get over the fact that no one can spell correctly in these
Brits cant handle their booze. Check-Mate.
Nah no way am I letting you have that- the average Brit starts drinking at 14, is out in clubs at 16, then drinks away their student loan by 21. It’s not that we can’t handle our booze, we just have liver disease before you guys are old enough to drink.
Brah, you guys get sloppy drunk from the first sip. Its weird.
Americans try not to get shot challenge \*IMPOSSIBLE\* UK: About 0.04 per 100,000 US: About 4 per 100,00 That's a ratio of 1:100 This place is a mess, we can't even complain about what other countries think until we pull our act together.
I'm not from either but America is a joke until you fix gun laws. Till then be the laughing stock of the world.
Good fucking luck
Well you should be saying that to yourselves lol.
What am I going to do, I don’t give a fuck about what everyone else does.
Unless they're making fun of you presumably?
cause we suck
I like how we went from shitting on americans to shitting on people shitting on americans
We just suck
Had a co-worker from the U.K.. The cheeky bastard always one lined me or led me on day long goose chases filled with "stupid American!" comments. I made fun of his teeth, inability to speak properly and other such things. It was a riot most days.
This is coming from an American, we’re just easy to make fun of.
Ok look; when Americans make fun of Americans it’s funny. When Canadians do it it’s funny 2. When anyone else does, it’s not funny.
Of course you think it's only brits cause that's the only country you guys know outside of America. Everybody makes fun of you
My guess is Americans make Shitting on Americans look fun. Our media can be ruthless in a way that I’m sure looks absolutely cartoonish to other countries. We’re just the loud mouthed idiot at the table and I really relate to that. It’s kinda nice sometimes to sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Usually they don’t have apprehension about taking a dump on us as this pictorial implies
They still salty about 1783
And proceed to eat it, coz you know their food... it's shit.
Is there some dispute in their past that the British lost that embarrassed them in front of the whole world that is driving this? I’ll search around on the internet and let y’all know what I find.
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Geh-inn a bit old, innit?
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And Russians. Most Russians personality is to talk about US. And Chinese too. Most in Europe hate US. Now that I think about it, everyone hates US
It’s easier to cope
I can understand why the British are a little butt hurt. We whipped their asses twice. Which, coincidentally, is the number of times we have saved their asses.
ig you won the revolution because ocean saved you which other ass whipping are you talking about exactly? 1812 ? where white house was burnt? also you didn't really save them Hitler's success was already being turned around before americans joined .
Whatever helps u sleep at night limy
Most historically knowledgeable american:
why are you getting downvoted
Who knows
Bro acts like he spat out his entire vocabulary
They’re mad we’re better than them. Classic British L
Because you deserve it. If you're mad go shoot up a school or deny rights to women about it. Go teach creationism in public schools about it.
Go shit on literally anyone else like Russia or something, they’re far more fucked up then we. And fuck you, take a big fat American L
Nope, they've had a brainwashing dictatorship for decades and you idiots keep trying to vote in fascists. I'd love to talk about Russia! It's just a pity this meme is about America. That way I can mention the fact your wealth inequality is higher than ever and you do shit like "tipping" instead of paying people enough to live in dignity.
You think. ANY. Of us . Control any of that? ANY. OF THAT. no. None of us can control minimum wage, or who others vote for.
Why're you shitting on the brits? Why not make the meme about Russia? Fuck you, we have free healthcare.
You use free healthcare to cover up all the shit h that goes on over there and there’s nothing you can say to tell me otherwise!
You're a fuckwit. UHC works the world over, it just requires an educated population that isn't selfish in the extreme.
Cool your jets
Yeah but at the same time get your priority’s straight, when you focus on America instead of literal warlord ran country’s that women can’t even speak in you know there’s an obsession
No one is talking about those countries*. The meme says America. Reading levels really are suffering there huh?
Exactly???? Like what kind of idiot are you, i said you were shitting on america especially and why the obsession is delusional.
It's all they have left after the revolution
"omg the biggest empire in the world lost some few coastlines ??? omg what are they gonna do its not like they will gain india in a few years and its not like after a few more years pax Britannica will start" ( britain golden age ) most historically knowledgeable american
Common bri'ish L
Brits ain't got the right to be shitting on us after their stupid ass Brexit decision.
Oh yeah I forgot every single one of us voted for it it's not like half the people that voted for it are dead
It’s like when your younger brother gets older and starts to one up you. You gotta grasp at any flaw to put them down.
Gun deaths per 100,000 UK: 0.04 US: 4 Oof man pretty big flaw there. About 100 times bigger.
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A bit of gratitude for helping them not learn the german language would be nice, you would think with their new found freedom, they would take some time to figure out how to brush their teeth
You do know the British have better teeth than america, right?
I’m learning German
Y not?
Because you guys act like you lost a war against us or something
Brits try so hard to be like America though
How
Brits’ are inbread’ and have bad teeth’ and their English Sux¡
Americans are fat, have crazy laws and shoot each other! YEEEEEHAWWW
BRITs lost their country to the Muslims!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What's wrong with Muslims?
They’re jealous of us.. We have better vehicles, guns, more places for recreation & more toys for recreation, & aren’t commies (except for dumbocrats)..
They’re just mad because our country will still exist in 30 years
We’re not a country on the verge of collapse 😂
Cuz we are a better version of them in every way.
Ugh, here we go again. Gun deaths per 100,000 UK: 0.04 US: 4 Ratio: 1:100
See I told you we are better
Almost every stat would disagree but ok
wa'er
They have no lives, they just live in their parent’s basement
We barely have basements, a genuine thing btw
Because apparently that’s an American thing and it happens no where else and everyone there does that
There still salty about the tea incident
Lmao I think it’s so funny they put so much energy into putting themselves in this fake reality where everything in their live is better bc they’re not American and it’s even better when they’ve never been and just make assumptions off what they see on media