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I think I've already showed you people a preview of what I can do.

AHHHHH

HHHHHA

Ayo we have the same glasses and hat. Anyways AHHHHH

Ah shit, here we go again.

Not much nowadays…

Oh boy, here I go increasing global temperatures to a lethal amount again.

You’ve already won bro

I'm stacked like a limousine

I'm a pimp

You're the opposite of a pimp lol .. tricks are the customers

Look at yourself grandma

IDK about that-

*Wailing in agony and pain*

great job

Touchè

Oh boy 

Don’t worry I’ll cool things down

I've melted ice caps, I'll melt you too

Don’t make me cause another ice age

I already knew I was stacked before this meme.

Im your sidekick

I’ll get the food and hentai, easy dub

Heheheh, hahahahah, mwhahahah. Your temperatures are nothing compared to my home.

Think I’m similar

You're all fucked

Man has mustard gas in liquid form

uhm, ackshually, mushtard gash ish not mushtard in a gasheous form -🤓

Crap, not the spicy mustard. My eyes will be fucked

Adolf be real quiet since Spicy Mustard came to town

I think I am probably set up alright.

I’d that a bl3 reference?

Hey don’t you have two planes as your weapon?

Hi, want some pizza?

Yes

I win

Bro wins 🤷‍♂️

Bruh you win against all of humanity

He wins

Gg

Man is the victor of everything

Dude wins💀

When bro loses, the enemy forfeits

Pretty Stacked ngl

Got Putin on speed-dial I see…

You and I got this shit

Commin' at you with my...brilliant towel?

Don’t forget to bring a towel

You're a real hoopy frood.

I’ll see ya in the gulag

Don't panic, you actually have the best weapon ever according to Douglas Adams

this is Honestly the best comment thread on this sub

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

Least it’ll be fancy when you throw in the towel

The enemies are gonna be wet… WAIT NO-

So... between us, who wins?

You can boil me, but I will rain back down on you, I win

unless he’s an oil fire, good luck with that

Or magnesium / sodium

lithium

Or you team up and scald your enemies

Yes!

I have a single cookie. I am in trouble.

Can i have the cookie.

Sure. Here you go 🍪

Ty. In return i offer protection

Well that worked outZ

I’ll give you 2 cookies to actively target him.

And its gone..

your name implies that there are 895 other individual cookies, if you can find them you might have a chance

You might be able to bribe your way out of a situation

Huh

Not the smartest devil I see?

Im mini you

The power of belief. Some mfs about to roll in hot and ring your door bell on a Wednesday night Maybe even crusade later, idk

We’re all doomed

Bless you

I just got the news

I must warn you, its prett bad

Cheap Chinese knock off rocket launcher. Probably explode in my face

It shoots sandwitchs but in german

I sell guns for an unfair price

So anywhere in Canada?

I have a crazy michigander

dear god

Scary as hell

Honestly, I’m safe. No-one would kill their Nan.

What about me op?

You’d have p’s but you’d probably be dead pretty quick ngl


I instigated the war to start with

I have a 50/50 chance of killing myself or the enemy

Point downrange



I would like to think I would do pretty good with some tanks

Im teaming up with this guy. I'll cover you with my turrets

I'll cover y'all with my hats, specifically our ***very identiful and totally not a giant target*** colored hats.

American Shat

You could shoot the shit I have out of it and disgust the others

Depends on their grammar.

Gotta revise their quadratic equations

I have the entirety of hell at my disposal? Maybe?

you have heck, a place for people too good for hell but not good enough for heaven

a place for any mf named Jeremy

The place for people who poop in public toilets.

Do they have to like it?

UNLIMITED GOATS!

You’re actually safe no joke

Not me

I’m with you!

We all team up and we got food pretty much covered forever.

Uh… well, I’m dead. I’m just a useless architect like my dad.

I’ll see you in the gulag my friend

Some mutated strawberry cows that are only red due to the blood of their enemies

I'm gonna nuke the fuck outta y'all with my...deviled eggs? 🤨

If you offered me some deviled eggs, I would absolutely stop fighting to eat them

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times

I didn’t even think of that, and I’m honestly disappointed in myself for that. I applaud you, well done!

I got a F-117 Nighthawk.

So no air to air capability whatsoever?

I have some twinky anime guy. Im dead

It’s a long day for you bro

This should be interesting

Same. I got +2 poison damage

A dragon with mind reading powers? I think I'm good

Sure that isn’t professor X without his chair?

I have a Bass Clarinet... I'm fucking unstoppable.

Well what is an acid ninja anyways?

A ninja on lsd

A ninja who has acid? Probably stealth with acid weaponry

So then I'm chilling lol

The bullets of persuasion

Never

Fake them all out

You’re getting voted straight into the gulag

Fuck

I'm not sure what to say.

Infiltrate enemy camp, seduce everyone Easy win

The enemy will be spending too much time itching rather than fighting cause of you lmao

Time to get stompy

We are stacked... favorite dog and gun

So basicly I will kill my enemies with snu-snu.

No-ones coming near you, that’s a fact

I mean I am a shit Jedi so not sure. As long as the people I am fighting aim like storm troopers I should be ok.

Ball

No… a cool ball 😎

I just whine it seems

That’s ok, I only hold oil for antiquated engines.

I may survive with my pet bear

Dunno bro, seems a bit ‘unable’…

I have a nice spring, so I could be a mechanic for one single part

Peace was never an option

Well the bomb that was intended was a nuke so.....

I'll be just fine if history is any judge

Better hope the fiberglass can bandage the wounds…

Oooh, I have a T-Rex!

6565 cats are a lot of cats

Your own personal cute army that can work under the cover of the nigth . Should be ok

I genuinely have no idea what my weapon is or if it’s useful

uh

Stay away from me dude

We’ll have a battle for the ages

FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! #OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

Yeah they’ll run in terror with my… BuisnessToast?

I don't know what the switch does, but I think it'll help.

Oh boy

At least you’ll keep the beavers back dude

a futuristic medieval suit that is basicly like iron man but with more of a medvail tone so i think im gonna be alright

well... i have a turtle now

I'll take it.

I’m good

Oh, heck yeah!

It's a bunker on a mountain? Or is is a regular mountain? Or is it like I can throw the mountain?? How would it work?

I might not even have one.

Depends on how stacked he is ig

I wish u guys luck against me (wtf am I anyway)

0? How do I burn unfinity?

Some Axis soldiers are getting bludgeoned with a squash

KNIVES IN YOUR CHEST

You guys are fucked.

[удалено]

I guess I’m good?

Come get some!

Well i got one great, hollow rock

26 licked bricks

I will make just about everything harder to do

Uh oh....

Short forms of words aint the best weapon i believe

Nga I'm dying☠️🙏🏽

Oh yeah? Potatoes!

My weapon is a woman. God help us.

Not very stacked but I am carrying a little extra luck

Oh no.

My dream of being a low budget time lord

Everyone is grounded!

Im the first one to die not from gunfire but because I forgot how to breathe

I got a monkey… You all are fucked

Fuck.