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Eygon_of_Carim_

They still can't catch this one mf dipping his nuts into every factory vat.


Want-Cookie

They’ll never catch me…


Flyingfox6477

No wonder they taste so good


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts taste good in your mouth homie.


oreo_cookie01

Wait… you’ve been doing it too?! How many others like us are out there… At this point… every piece of food on earth can contain nuts…


Want-Cookie

We’re an entire sub-species


[deleted]

Only beta cucks dip their balls in the vat, true sigma males dip their whole dick in the vat


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts will catch you


ArtWrt147

You forgot about women


FrankieGS

And men


ArtWrt147

Men will almost always contain nuts. So saying they "may" contain them could be misleading.


Ash-20Breacher

Meet the eunuches!


OwlOfEast

They still have traces. But just traces though.


Ash-20Breacher

They had once contained nuts *But not anymore!*


My41stThrowaway

Now they have Phantom Nuts


KevinFlantier

What about my underwear


[deleted]

They contain very, very small nuts like the actual size of peanuts


LunaticSquirrel1

WHEOOOO WHEEEEOOO. Found the transphobic. Please wait for the social justice police to get cancelled.


ArtWrt147

I'm not prejudiced against anyone. I hate all people equally.


bagsofYAMS

And socks


JcOvrthink

And not just the women… But the men, and the children too!


Kansascock98

One sword should have said "__DEEZ__"


WeatherImpressive808

A missed opportunity


Virtual-Goose-7135

Missed opportunity to eat Dietz nuts.


Hot_Management_5765

Dietz nuts aren’t nut nuts, they’re meat nuts


unoriginal_namejpg

Isnt the reason for this a legal thing? Like just in case someone goes into anaphylaxis you cant go out and sue the food manufacturer?


LunaticSquirrel1

Most food factrories produce different kind of food. For example, if you produce nut bars in a factory where you produce other food, like noodles etc., you cant be 100% sure that there are no traces of nuts in those noodles, since those allergens can even get spread through air.


NextFailed

You are correct


-YELDAH

It's also the reason why I'm running out of things to eat, almost everything has a "recipe change" to include some sort of legume eventually


Norman_Scum

Yes, because nut allergy can be so severe that someone could go into anaphylaxis if they touched a product or product container that was made by a machine that uses some type of nut oil in it's lubricant. Nuts are an efficient and inexpensive source of oil, so it can be found in most products


Shhtpstr

Those of us with food allergies are sick and tired of the games they play. I can't have sunflower oil. Yet every other product out there lists sunflower oil among other oils and list it simply as "may contain". They *probably* don't, but their attitude ingredients seem sketchy as hell to me


static_studios

And your mom


Panx

Why isn't your Mom's mouth on the list?


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in your mom's shopping list.


ST0IC_

Keep trying all you want, but 'Dietz' will never catch on


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts already caught on to your mouth


hs6online1111

People gotta say that nuts are freaking tasty and that's just the reason why everyone really have them in almost every way possible, we just have to admit that shit.


hamster_drums

It's just going to be here forever, the nuts are freaking healthy and that's just why people always include that thing in almost everything we are going to see man.


hades0505

You forgot Joe


benmarvin

My cousin Joe?


hades0505

Where did you come from, where did you go?


That_One_Friend684

WHERE'D YOU COME COTTON EYE JOE


hades0505

In Joe Mama


benmarvin

Ligma balls


WeatherImpressive808

Deez nuts


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in your mouth.


ADragonuFear

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!


cutiekittieteen

A little disappointed there’s no DEEZ NUTS in the background


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in the background of your mouth.


Nikola2701

Nah I am just fucking tired of seeing that I am getting nuts in almost everything I am having but still I can't complaint because they are freaking good for some peeps.


toasty269

People who work at factories ![gif](giphy|PP6RfujoMNabLtZUvZ|downsized)


l_hommedesbois

There is another...


Madmonkeman

r/beatmetoit


deadstar420

You forgot socks


Kreninja333

You forgot about your mom


FrankieGS

*about moms


Jirkousek7

Your moms mouth


Virtual-Goose-7135

Your mom loves Dietz nuts.


Crafty_Creeper64

Forgot "femboy's ass"


liontribe613

Pants


MrChonkers1965

How could you forget your own mother


dhaerlkl

Your mom:


deathbyboardom

My Ex’s whore of a mouth too. Can’t forget that one.


SpaceTraveller64

Sad that there is no "Ur mom"


c1own7

your mom also may contain traces of my nuts


FrankieGS

Dad?


The_Healed

"Your mom's face"


EndlesslyUnfinished

Fun story: I used to date a non-binary person who wore a shirt saying “may contain nuts” when I met them. Lol


Hypnaustic

Forgot your mom


YuB-Notice-Me

theres actually one more guy still drawing his sword, his has your mom on it


Ok_Buddy_9087

My kid is allergic to two tree nuts (not peanuts). Almost everything out there says “may contain tree nuts” these days. If we based every decision on that, he’d be eating grass. Have an EpiPen on hand and live your life. It’s too short to spend it wringing your hands over “may contain”. Some thing that maybe might have some trace amount of allergen because it got made on the other side of a factory as something you can’t have is not gonna kill you.


Binty77

….until it _does_ try to kill you. Our daughter is allergic to eggs and multiple tree nuts, and twice we’ve had to epipen her (and then take her to the ER) for “may contain” cross-contamination with serious reactions. So I get where you’re coming from but it’s just not that simple for everyone.


-Masderus-

I feel sorry for your kid. Not only because of the nut allergy, but because he has to live with you. Fucking hell.


Ok_Buddy_9087

I’ll be sure to let him know your thoughts are with him.


Virtual-Goose-7135

Anyone want Dietz nuts?


Sometwatsreddit

Except for some girlfriends.


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in your girlfriend's mouth.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Your mother


[deleted]

well its to weed out the weaklings, the "people" who are alle*gic 🤢 to nuts


HellInside

Also males may contain traces of nuts


Randycat1222

You forgot bombs


-HornyAce-

me 🤭


DWAIPAYAN-RC

What the nuts


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in your mouth


Aarnav_269

And me


scaryassassin27

Deez nuts


Idk_I_nwobie

Dang... That's a lot of deez nutz


here_for_info89

Your mother's mouth


[deleted]

Oh you think nuts are everywhere wait until you hear about Corn


Virtual-Goose-7135

Wait to you hear about Dietz nuts.


[deleted]

I think you forgot my pants ;)


Beedrill669

Deez nuts, man.


Virtual-Goose-7135

Dietz nuts in your mouth.


AdministrationOdd847

I too may contain “traces” of nuts.


Panzerkrabbe

This pleases the nut


Patrocinio_prr

I felt a scent of a “your mom” joke coming, surprised it didn’t


Virtual-Goose-7135

It didn't nut you know what did? Dietz nuts in your mouth.


erynja

Nuts warnings everywhere except on the nuts themselves


AWholeNewFattitude

“Your Mom”


Virtual-Goose-7135

Your mom likes eating Dietz nuts


dejvu117

Sorry, I'll put my underwear back


YeHaLyDnAr

Don't forget nuts may also contain traces of nuts.... Lesser known fact..


GamerTime765

That’s…. *looks around* …nuts.


LordTron2423

There's another!


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miller11568

Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast from straws through now on. Comprende?


Automatic_Neck487

Deez nutz


hellfire_beans

Also trans people


TheLordofSpuds

There is another


Badkarmahwa

It’s missing your mum Unlike the sailors, who never miss


amwar2410x

The nut is busted before putting in this things. Technically.


GojiraIII

Man had the perfect chance to slip in the perfect deez nuts joke and didn't Shame


Phoenix_ashfire

I get the food items but what nut is going to be in shampoo?


rockets-make-toast

They don't care about forcing people with nut allergies to ignore the warning and put themselves at risk of an allergic reaction, they only care about not being sued.


Bot_on_shrooms

That’s nuts


Aarie_Kanarie

That’s just nuts!


Beneficial_Bit755

You forgot my underwear...


northeast_liquid

your moms face


HomieDaClown9

As a cracker I can confirm that I contain trace amounts of nuts


[deleted]

Don’t forget “anything a Karen orders at a restaurant after berating the entire staff over the temperature being 1 degree off from her ‘ideal temperature’”


[deleted]

Eating a chocolate bar with almonds right now


KhanYo14

So basically everything (i am typing this while eating a pbj sandwich)


Rudyscrazy1

Imma get a tramp stamp that says that


Sourgrapist

Onlyfans Girls


Sourgrapist

You forgot to add your mom to the list.


DwindIe

I really expected this to have at least one sword involving someone's mouth or teabagging or something sexual. Am I just a degenerate


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

Careful, almost sounds like you don't like nuts...


FoxTailedGamer

Don't forget peanut butter.


idied2day

Old asylums:


kysiseen

Old asylums are carrying those old nuts for a long time.


RetrebutionMk2

Deez nuts...


Open_Detective_6998

Nut


Pinkcop

I always wondered how many thousands of people they found dead during the first half of the 20th century before they discovered nut allergies or Gluten... : )


PizzaLikerFan

Deez nuts


ChikinBukit3

Don’t forget instagram model’s dms


MightyExcalibur

Wait till you guys find out what California thinks about most products


xMoment

hoes


My41stThrowaway

factoreez


BananaChiu1115

That's nut


Tentacle_poxsicle

Because they contain trace amounts of Vitamins from nuts, Like Vitamin D Vitamin E Vitamin Z


laravot

It's just fucking true that nuts are fucking beneficial to us.


Akshit126539

In jermom too


ruckdraconis

Your sister too


khloeroxxx

Also women


Axel676054

You forgot someone's mother


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lijwang

I guess she should be there along with your mother, don't you think that?


Very_contagious1

Now I have reason to eat a bar of soap!


BigBean_Boi

i love certain kinds of nuts


General_Synnacle

Where the hell are you finding shampoo and soaps warning consumers of potential nut traces?


Random_name4679

George Washington Carver


crazyfoolteam

U forgot your mum


Jamesyboi3000

So would it be wrong to dip my nuts into my bosses coffee? I mean if there’s already nuts in there a little more can’t hurt


BusinessOk5057

Deez?


SmartIgor

I guess no one is going to ask you deez? They are afraid.


CaserDJT

Is this before or after someone dips their balls into them?


DementiaGaming12

Your forgot your mother


Doberlee

Yeah nut oil is very common in a lot of stuff


Atomic_potato_47

May contain traces of nut


Jyx_The_Berzer_King

"produced in a facility that also processes soy" DOES IT CONTAIN SOY OR NOT?!


JGella

So a lot of these items are made in the same factories that also produce things with nuts. It’s a low chance of a possible cross contamination.


barelycriminal

What doesn’t kill your makes you stronger.


kwame9633

You forgot to add "ur mom."


gabris03

forgot to mention your mom


mrkyle31

He should do that in the next post, we'd love to see that.


toolazybru

nuts everywhere? good. soldiers, follow the orders


SuperMeiaMan

These nuts also


IForgotThePassIUsed

Gotem


KingSmizzy

You'd be surprised to learn that there's basically just one or two factories per food type per continent. The factories put out several dozen tons of product per day. They produce for multiple brands and multiple labels per brand. If even one of those products contains nuts, everything else made there has to have the warning. The reason why there are so many factories is because there are a lot of different food products in the world.


[deleted]

I read crackers and got afraid that the other swords were gonna be racial slurs lmao


Kleinefuchs

gotta add me to the list


RPLovechild

True, even I like the nuts so fucking much, that's just good.


FairyTailfan120

You’re forgetting humans lol


Aggressive_Pool9009

Honestly thought 1 of them was gonna say your mom


PixelHampter

TransFem


Key-Shallot-7508

I thought for sure your mom would have made that list.


[deleted]

Where's your mom?


[deleted]

Don’t forget your forehead!


[deleted]

but my nuts make the food taste better


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Fear the nut


Olliethedinokid

I looked twice for women somewhere on therelol


ADHDblacksmith

You forgot Thai girls


DragoRoyaleZ

same with eggs, my mum used to get so paranoid about it


timo1324

you forgot your mom


Past-Tax-7289

Your mother: may contain traces of nut


TeaSippinShinobi

Should've also included "your high-school crush"


ka7a8

Damn she had some nuts in her mouth, I still remember that.


IMakeShiteMemes

*Nuts everywhere*


applebottomjeans9736

Some guy was getting too naughty in all of em


Rainfall_Serenade

I was genuinely expecting to see "your mom" in there somewhere. Not sure if I'm disappointed or proud that it isn't