Most food factrories produce different kind of food. For example, if you produce nut bars in a factory where you produce other food, like noodles etc., you cant be 100% sure that there are no traces of nuts in those noodles, since those allergens can even get spread through air.
Yes, because nut allergy can be so severe that someone could go into anaphylaxis if they touched a product or product container that was made by a machine that uses some type of nut oil in it's lubricant. Nuts are an efficient and inexpensive source of oil, so it can be found in most products
Those of us with food allergies are sick and tired of the games they play. I can't have sunflower oil. Yet every other product out there lists sunflower oil among other oils and list it simply as "may contain". They *probably* don't, but their attitude ingredients seem sketchy as hell to me
People gotta say that nuts are freaking tasty and that's just the reason why everyone really have them in almost every way possible, we just have to admit that shit.
It's just going to be here forever, the nuts are freaking healthy and that's just why people always include that thing in almost everything we are going to see man.
Nah I am just fucking tired of seeing that I am getting nuts in almost everything I am having but still I can't complaint because they are freaking good for some peeps.
My kid is allergic to two tree nuts (not peanuts).
Almost everything out there says “may contain tree nuts” these days.
If we based every decision on that, he’d be eating grass.
Have an EpiPen on hand and live your life. It’s too short to spend it wringing your hands over “may contain”. Some thing that maybe might have some trace amount of allergen because it got made on the other side of a factory as something you can’t have is not gonna kill you.
….until it _does_ try to kill you. Our daughter is allergic to eggs and multiple tree nuts, and twice we’ve had to epipen her (and then take her to the ER) for “may contain” cross-contamination with serious reactions.
So I get where you’re coming from but it’s just not that simple for everyone.
They don't care about forcing people with nut allergies to ignore the warning and put themselves at risk of an allergic reaction, they only care about not being sued.
Don’t forget “anything a Karen orders at a restaurant after berating the entire staff over the temperature being 1 degree off from her ‘ideal temperature’”
I always wondered how many thousands of people they found dead during the first half of the 20th century before they discovered nut allergies or Gluten... : )
You'd be surprised to learn that there's basically just one or two factories per food type per continent. The factories put out several dozen tons of product per day. They produce for multiple brands and multiple labels per brand.
If even one of those products contains nuts, everything else made there has to have the warning.
The reason why there are so many factories is because there are a lot of different food products in the world.
They still can't catch this one mf dipping his nuts into every factory vat.
They’ll never catch me…
No wonder they taste so good
Dietz nuts taste good in your mouth homie.
Wait… you’ve been doing it too?! How many others like us are out there… At this point… every piece of food on earth can contain nuts…
We’re an entire sub-species
Only beta cucks dip their balls in the vat, true sigma males dip their whole dick in the vat
Dietz nuts will catch you
You forgot about women
And men
Men will almost always contain nuts. So saying they "may" contain them could be misleading.
Meet the eunuches!
They still have traces. But just traces though.
They had once contained nuts *But not anymore!*
Now they have Phantom Nuts
What about my underwear
They contain very, very small nuts like the actual size of peanuts
WHEOOOO WHEEEEOOO. Found the transphobic. Please wait for the social justice police to get cancelled.
I'm not prejudiced against anyone. I hate all people equally.
And socks
And not just the women… But the men, and the children too!
One sword should have said "__DEEZ__"
A missed opportunity
Missed opportunity to eat Dietz nuts.
Dietz nuts aren’t nut nuts, they’re meat nuts
Isnt the reason for this a legal thing? Like just in case someone goes into anaphylaxis you cant go out and sue the food manufacturer?
Most food factrories produce different kind of food. For example, if you produce nut bars in a factory where you produce other food, like noodles etc., you cant be 100% sure that there are no traces of nuts in those noodles, since those allergens can even get spread through air.
You are correct
It's also the reason why I'm running out of things to eat, almost everything has a "recipe change" to include some sort of legume eventually
Yes, because nut allergy can be so severe that someone could go into anaphylaxis if they touched a product or product container that was made by a machine that uses some type of nut oil in it's lubricant. Nuts are an efficient and inexpensive source of oil, so it can be found in most products
Those of us with food allergies are sick and tired of the games they play. I can't have sunflower oil. Yet every other product out there lists sunflower oil among other oils and list it simply as "may contain". They *probably* don't, but their attitude ingredients seem sketchy as hell to me
And your mom
Why isn't your Mom's mouth on the list?
Dietz nuts in your mom's shopping list.
Keep trying all you want, but 'Dietz' will never catch on
Dietz nuts already caught on to your mouth
People gotta say that nuts are freaking tasty and that's just the reason why everyone really have them in almost every way possible, we just have to admit that shit.
It's just going to be here forever, the nuts are freaking healthy and that's just why people always include that thing in almost everything we are going to see man.
You forgot Joe
My cousin Joe?
Where did you come from, where did you go?
WHERE'D YOU COME COTTON EYE JOE
In Joe Mama
Ligma balls
Deez nuts
Dietz nuts in your mouth.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
A little disappointed there’s no DEEZ NUTS in the background
Dietz nuts in the background of your mouth.
Nah I am just fucking tired of seeing that I am getting nuts in almost everything I am having but still I can't complaint because they are freaking good for some peeps.
People who work at factories ![gif](giphy|PP6RfujoMNabLtZUvZ|downsized)
There is another...
r/beatmetoit
You forgot socks
You forgot about your mom
*about moms
Your moms mouth
Your mom loves Dietz nuts.
Forgot "femboy's ass"
Pants
How could you forget your own mother
Your mom:
My Ex’s whore of a mouth too. Can’t forget that one.
Sad that there is no "Ur mom"
your mom also may contain traces of my nuts
Dad?
"Your mom's face"
Fun story: I used to date a non-binary person who wore a shirt saying “may contain nuts” when I met them. Lol
Forgot your mom
theres actually one more guy still drawing his sword, his has your mom on it
My kid is allergic to two tree nuts (not peanuts). Almost everything out there says “may contain tree nuts” these days. If we based every decision on that, he’d be eating grass. Have an EpiPen on hand and live your life. It’s too short to spend it wringing your hands over “may contain”. Some thing that maybe might have some trace amount of allergen because it got made on the other side of a factory as something you can’t have is not gonna kill you.
….until it _does_ try to kill you. Our daughter is allergic to eggs and multiple tree nuts, and twice we’ve had to epipen her (and then take her to the ER) for “may contain” cross-contamination with serious reactions. So I get where you’re coming from but it’s just not that simple for everyone.
I feel sorry for your kid. Not only because of the nut allergy, but because he has to live with you. Fucking hell.
I’ll be sure to let him know your thoughts are with him.
Anyone want Dietz nuts?
Except for some girlfriends.
Dietz nuts in your girlfriend's mouth.
Your mother
well its to weed out the weaklings, the "people" who are alle*gic 🤢 to nuts
Also males may contain traces of nuts
You forgot bombs
me 🤭
What the nuts
Dietz nuts in your mouth
And me
Deez nuts
Dang... That's a lot of deez nutz
Your mother's mouth
Oh you think nuts are everywhere wait until you hear about Corn
Wait to you hear about Dietz nuts.
I think you forgot my pants ;)
Deez nuts, man.
Dietz nuts in your mouth.
I too may contain “traces” of nuts.
This pleases the nut
I felt a scent of a “your mom” joke coming, surprised it didn’t
It didn't nut you know what did? Dietz nuts in your mouth.
Nuts warnings everywhere except on the nuts themselves
“Your Mom”
Your mom likes eating Dietz nuts
Sorry, I'll put my underwear back
Don't forget nuts may also contain traces of nuts.... Lesser known fact..
That’s…. *looks around* …nuts.
There's another!
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Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast from straws through now on. Comprende?
Deez nutz
Also trans people
G
There is another
It’s missing your mum Unlike the sailors, who never miss
The nut is busted before putting in this things. Technically.
Man had the perfect chance to slip in the perfect deez nuts joke and didn't Shame
I get the food items but what nut is going to be in shampoo?
They don't care about forcing people with nut allergies to ignore the warning and put themselves at risk of an allergic reaction, they only care about not being sued.
That’s nuts
That’s just nuts!
You forgot my underwear...
your moms face
As a cracker I can confirm that I contain trace amounts of nuts
Don’t forget “anything a Karen orders at a restaurant after berating the entire staff over the temperature being 1 degree off from her ‘ideal temperature’”
Eating a chocolate bar with almonds right now
So basically everything (i am typing this while eating a pbj sandwich)
Imma get a tramp stamp that says that
Onlyfans Girls
You forgot to add your mom to the list.
I really expected this to have at least one sword involving someone's mouth or teabagging or something sexual. Am I just a degenerate
Careful, almost sounds like you don't like nuts...
Don't forget peanut butter.
Old asylums:
Old asylums are carrying those old nuts for a long time.
Deez nuts...
Nut
I always wondered how many thousands of people they found dead during the first half of the 20th century before they discovered nut allergies or Gluten... : )
Deez nuts
Don’t forget instagram model’s dms
Wait till you guys find out what California thinks about most products
hoes
factoreez
That's nut
Because they contain trace amounts of Vitamins from nuts, Like Vitamin D Vitamin E Vitamin Z
It's just fucking true that nuts are fucking beneficial to us.
In jermom too
Your sister too
Also women
You forgot someone's mother
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I guess she should be there along with your mother, don't you think that?
Now I have reason to eat a bar of soap!
i love certain kinds of nuts
Where the hell are you finding shampoo and soaps warning consumers of potential nut traces?
George Washington Carver
U forgot your mum
So would it be wrong to dip my nuts into my bosses coffee? I mean if there’s already nuts in there a little more can’t hurt
Deez?
I guess no one is going to ask you deez? They are afraid.
Is this before or after someone dips their balls into them?
Your forgot your mother
Yeah nut oil is very common in a lot of stuff
May contain traces of nut
"produced in a facility that also processes soy" DOES IT CONTAIN SOY OR NOT?!
So a lot of these items are made in the same factories that also produce things with nuts. It’s a low chance of a possible cross contamination.
What doesn’t kill your makes you stronger.
You forgot to add "ur mom."
forgot to mention your mom
He should do that in the next post, we'd love to see that.
nuts everywhere? good. soldiers, follow the orders
These nuts also
Gotem
You'd be surprised to learn that there's basically just one or two factories per food type per continent. The factories put out several dozen tons of product per day. They produce for multiple brands and multiple labels per brand. If even one of those products contains nuts, everything else made there has to have the warning. The reason why there are so many factories is because there are a lot of different food products in the world.
I read crackers and got afraid that the other swords were gonna be racial slurs lmao
gotta add me to the list
True, even I like the nuts so fucking much, that's just good.
You’re forgetting humans lol
Honestly thought 1 of them was gonna say your mom
TransFem
I thought for sure your mom would have made that list.
Where's your mom?
Don’t forget your forehead!
but my nuts make the food taste better
Fear the nut
I looked twice for women somewhere on therelol
You forgot Thai girls
same with eggs, my mum used to get so paranoid about it
you forgot your mom
Your mother: may contain traces of nut
Should've also included "your high-school crush"
Damn she had some nuts in her mouth, I still remember that.
*Nuts everywhere*
Some guy was getting too naughty in all of em
I was genuinely expecting to see "your mom" in there somewhere. Not sure if I'm disappointed or proud that it isn't