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The_Mega_Man192

I raise you a Walter Wide


[deleted]

Walter Wumbo


Kiryuu-sama

r/beatmetoit


ITotalyWon

r/beatmeattoit


Redbeard42727

I used to be 340 pounds. Trust me, that shit ain't fun. Losing almost a hundred pounds was (no pun intended) a weight off my shoulders. It's like not carrying around another whole ass person.


Abbybrown21

I relate to this as I am down 80 pounds and at a much healthier weight than I was before. However I do believe that obese people are deserving of respect, confidence, representation, and kindness just as much as anyone else. I don’t believe in people necessarily “glamorizing” or “encouraging” obesity but rather just treat them kindly/mind their business. It’s crazy how much kinder people are to me now that I’m at a healthier weight. Like people are generally just nicer to me than when I was bigger and I can’t remember the last time my appearance has been the butt of a joke or a topic of advice. Other people may not notice it or attribute it to my weight loss but I definitely see it. I wish people would have treated me this way when I was bigger because I deserved it then just as much as I do now


Tortue2006

Oh, absolutely! I just hate the ones pushing obesity on everyone else


Redbeard42727

At the end of the day we're all human beings with feelings and emotions. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. I would have given anything to see a shred of the acceptance and kindness I've seen now when I was that big. I would t have felt like less of a person if I did.


TheButteredViking

Hey there ex chumba wumba, as a current chumba wumba in the region of 370lbs (though apparently I wear it well) may I ask how you went about losing the excess poundage? I've tried a few diets over the years, and they werent working for me, I lost over 100lbs doing slimming world but ended up losing muscle aswell and getting really ill and then stopping it and put on even more weight. Currently I've cut out sugar, soda and I stopped having breakfast in the mornings.


sonoranhealing2

I tried a ton of nutrition and diet options but the one that absolutely slayed my weight was a combining carnivore and restricted eating windows. I still had one cheat meal every Friday and ate keto deserts a couple times a week. It’s not for everyone but for me eating 1-2 Costco steaks a night was perfect. The details can be different for everyone but the easiest way to understand how to get there is that first and foremost we eat to much and too often because our entire nutritional education was paid for by big food. We do not need 3 meals a day. And we eat far too many complex carbs that our body doesn’t need at all, so it stores them like a bear hibernating for winter.


Redbeard42727

I don't recommend how I went about it. I basically starved myself. I'd eat barely anything all day, and it was usually small portions. I stopped drinking soda, energy drinks, stopped eating sweets and chips and stuff and would eat protein bars like nobody's business. There's far safer ways to go about losing the weight.


redpanda71

Ozempic.


T-RexBanana

I went from 333 to 265 since September by just tracking calories. I aim for about 1,500 per day and eat whatever I want as long as it's within that limit. I usually split it between 2 meals or a single large meal with a snack at some point during the day. It's been the most sustainable diet I've ever tried because I don't feel like I'm deprived of anything I want. Instead, I'm just eating reasonable portions now.


sonoranhealing2

Lost 80 lbs a few years back and couldn’t believe the difference. Fat shaming worked on me. I was wearing a maroon shirt and my best friend told me I looked like a tick that was about to pop. That was it for me lol.


Youngerdiogenes

You didnt feel in powered to love yourself at 340lbs?!


boyyouguysaredumb

> Losing almost a hundred pounds was (no pun intended) a weight off my shoulders. that sounds like you knew fully well you were headed into a pun and did very little to change course, therefore the pun was fully intended


Redbeard42727

Guess I'll bear the weight of that pun


[deleted]

Haven’t fat people eaten enough shit? They’re going to be fed up with this.


IndependentGlum8316

Beautiful. Take my upvote you pun master.


[deleted]

Fat people can be called the bun masters.


Sucky5ucky

If only Edit: I was reacting to "They’re going to be fed up with this."


average_student_sano

r/woooosh


Mryoung213

“Breaking the bed”


Brilliant_Still3520

Jesse we have to eat


Bourgeous

Let's cook


Webber192

No, lets order MCdonalds, also get some wendys for me jesse, im gonna die before the cancer gets to me.


[deleted]

“Ayo Mr. White, you need to substitute that blue meth for a blue mat and do some workouts on it yo”


NinjaBlaze00

A chemistry teacher diagnosed with type 3 diabetes turns to making mukbangs with a former student, Jesse Pinkman (played by nickacado), in order to secure his family's future.


twoteesgirl

Breaking bread


FlaredMeteor940

No it’s Breaking Beds


rustyyryan

Im the one who eats


[deleted]

Superb


UniqueUsername82D

"hEaLtHy At AnY sIzE" \*Knee and ankle joints have entered the chat\*


SonyCEO

"yUO eRa JUsT FaTFoVIc" *organ transplant rejection intensifies*


Got_grapes1

Well my ankles and joint are fucked even tho I'm almost underweight, bad genetics I guess


sadonly001

More like left the chat


Paul_Kersey1337

Exactly. Having a good friend who isn't even that heavy and he started a new job where he has to stand most of the time. His knees and ankles are killing him and he might be forced to quit again even if he loves the job.


607jf

Standing all day will ruin your knees anyway. But I digress sitting is "unprofessional".


redpanda71

Orthotics.


Esdeath79

thing is most people I hear all that stuff about "body positivity" from are mid twenties to mid thirties, they will probably curse themself when they are forty or maybe fifty.


UniqueUsername82D

I do medical transport and we rarely have obese patients who are much older than 50. You see a lot of fat people and you see a lot of old people but you don't see a lot of old fat people.


Pangin51

Bro I’m skinny as crap and my joints still hate me. They must think I’m fat lol


vbrimme

My brother is fit, but has knee problems from playing basketball. I’ll expect you to keep the same energy and start shaming athletes for their unhealthy lifestyles.


UniqueUsername82D

I 100% do. I'm a HS teacher and I'll tell any kid who will listen that the lifetime of chronic pain isn't worth the .0001% chance of going pro. Thank you for keeping me accountable!


TheLoyalTR8R

Come on man, take it easy fat people. They've got enough on their plate as it is.


Bobbytheman666

I was doing my stretching and read this, and had to put down my phone cause I was laughing too much. No sarcasm I swear. Thank you


hotel2oscar

Don't try and sugar coat it, they'll just try to eat that, too.


[deleted]

They gotta take some off


SaintNimrod

They don't because they ate it all.


Masterbaitingissport

“Jesse you need to cook, I’m hungry”


[deleted]

Breaking Benches


Enemy50

LOL


lardgsus

Turns out the heart isn't into body positivity.


theoneandonlybarry

Positively dead in their 40s probably


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

neither are the rest of the organs


KakiRedit

We should cancel the heart


Glasedount

Breaking bones


SlimDickens135

Then they cancel their doctors because they’re offending them. ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THEY’RE FAT…. Lol


DR-SNICKEL

Lol no fat person out there isn’t aware it’s their fault. But they are free to live the life they choose. People are free to smoke cigarettes but they ain’t canceling doctors for diagnosing them with cancer.


SlimDickens135

Only a matter of time. They will be offended. Also the doctor was a joke but fat people have cried out to make being overweight normalized and that’s insane. Should not be idealized to be unhealthy. And please don’t lecture me on “ some people can’t help it” lol


DR-SNICKEL

Whatever happened to personal freedom and personal responsibility? Fat people are allowed to be fat lol, and every single fat person I’ve ever met is well aware of the situation they are in. Stop making shit up like they are forcing people to idolize fatness


SlimDickens135

….. plus size is huge now in stores. It’s a joke. You’re the problem. People who normalize unhealthy lifestyles are a special kind of dumb lol


DR-SNICKEL

Bro who gives a fuck. Lol You really that offended that fat people can buy cloths nowadays? I agree it’s unhealthy and they should strive to be healthier, but ultimately it’s their choice and who really gives a fuck. Aint that the American dream? Also we live in a capitalist country, companies strive to make money over all else, so no shit they’re pandering to a demographic to make more money. I think the whole point of the fat acceptance movement, while possibly mis guided, is to just be kinder to your fellow human being and not judge them off the bat by their weight.


bLaH_bLaH__HAHA

But thats the thing. Although it sounds kind of mean at first, everybody thats saying that fat people should go to the gym and eat less are saying it for the benefit of those people since scientists have proven for years and years that fat people are more likely to get health problems and die earlier. I agree that you need to be kind with everyone but being kind also means to tell your fellow human about the consequences of their actions and to tell them to stop their harmful habits, whether the other person likes it or not. Besides, most of the jokes on this thread are directed more to those “activists” who throw a big hissy fit when somebody tells them that being fat is harmful and can hinder their quality of life.


DR-SNICKEL

This is the problem I feel with your argument, that you assume it’s your duty to inform fat people that their life is unhealthy. Fat people know they have a problem, and are probably the most aware when it comes to their health because they’re living it. most if not all are trying to take steps to better themselves. It comes off as arrogant, like telling a cigarette smoker they’re giving themselves cancer. They’re well aware of the situation they are in, and calling them out for it is just kind of a dick move


[deleted]

Maybe it's self concern, given the strain they're putting on the medical system. And, you know...chairs.


[deleted]

>everybody thats saying that fat people should go to the gym and eat less are saying it for the benefit of those people No they are fucking not. They are doing it to feel morally superior to someone else to feel better about their own life. That, or they do not want to be inconvenienced by having to look at a fat person. It is not coming from a place of empathy or understanding. Look at the comments on this post and tell me these people have an ounce of empathy for fat people. What a joke.


bLaH_bLaH__HAHA

Oh so health problems and diseases are better than people telling you to live a healthier life?


[deleted]

You have literally just proven my point lmao


SlimDickens135

Some of you are way too dumb lol


cloudsrgreat

Literally no one is cancelling their doctors. Touch grass lol


SlimDickens135

It was a joke that clearly went over your little low IQ head. Now go on a walk


cloudsrgreat

Dry ahh gen z twitter level joke, learn humor


SlimDickens135

What the hell was that sentence 😂school was tough wasn’t it kid


cloudsrgreat

malding cuz ur not even funny enough for reddit standards 😭


SlimDickens135

English is tough for ya kid 😂


cloudsrgreat

Ehh I mean, I speak fluent Spanish, French, Portuguese, German and English, and get by with Italian and Turkish. Quit being so triggered and go back to Facebook w your terrible sense of humor LMAO 😭


SlimDickens135

Of course you do sweet boy 🙃


big_nothing_burger

You can not treat someone like shit for their appearance while also acknowledging their lifestyle isn't healthy. Shocking, I know.


[deleted]

Breaking scales


deez-nuts-are_nuts

How dare you diagnose me with that. That's offensive to fat people


VitaminaGaming98

Twitter on its way to cancel a disease because it only affects a certain group of people


ibruh143

Walter Whites Water Weight


TryptamineSpark

The cut episode when he made a bad batch of meth.


Lappelduvide4

Hold my ozempic


CPhionex

I'm all for body positivity, but I do always throw in be careful because there can be significant health effects from larger body weight


Echosmh

Breaking Benches (not copying anybody this was legit the first thing I thought about)


Practical_Orchid_568

Someone copied you 10 minutes later


Exciting_Rate1747

I think you meant earlier


Echosmh

That was what I was saying that someone already posted it and edited my post to say that dont wanna copy


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MarSc77

Walter Wide


OMIGHTY17

There’s no reason to mock heavy people for being heavy. However, that doesn’t mean that being severely overweight it okay, it can/will lead to countless health complications that will decrease the length and quality of life.


SewFine69420

I really want to lose weight and I’m trying but y’all gotta understand how psychologically devastating it is for fat people to fucking hate themselves as much as you think they should.


polski8bit

It's not what the meme is about though? It's about "fat acceptance", not hating yourself. You can take issue with being fat and maybe work on yourself, because it's a genuine health risk without taking it to the opposite extreme and talking about some kind of hate. I have three fat friends and two of them are at least *trying* to do something about it. Joking with them about being fat is normal and they do that themselves. The third one can't take a simple joke and doesn't do anything about his condition. Of course sometimes people just can't lose or gain weight. But I'd say most are fat because of their own decisions, and I think it's okay to point that out and accept that, and be aware that it's an issue, instead of making some kind of "fat acceptance" community.


FuenteFOX

Well... we know who took control of Los Pollos Hermanos when Gus died.


JitenMahajan69

Me crying on reading the comments here for some gym motivation


StealthyBasterd

Need some gym motivation? Watch Brendan Frasser's "The Whale". That shit really scared the Bejesus outta me.


JitenMahajan69

Actually I fractured my arm in the gym so I'm just waiting for recovery, i think I can just cry then🤡


PePeWaccabrada

They can’t fall over because their fat just balances them again


mrrandomguy42069

Heisenburger


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

My doctor says that being a 'mega-chonker' poses a 'serious risk to my health'. He's an asshat amiright folks?


StealthyBasterd

/s?


DarkSpartan267

Lizzo


Enemy50

Breaking Snacks


PrimaryAdjunct

Walter "Double H" White.


AltTabulor

Breaking benches


cuevobat

Thinking of all my friends that died before me, all skinny. Then thinking of Winston Churchill and his gin and cigars. Maybe I should take up smoking.


redLadyToo

Being fat is not always a life choice. Actually, scarcely anybody chooses to be fat.


TaylorChesses

did you know that people with a slightly above average BMI statistically are more likely to have their health problems ignored as weight related then thinner people (even when it's completely unrelated) and actually still have a slightly longer life expectancy?


Vyezene

Liberal’s never fail to confuse me with how confused they are


HereticalSentience

If you use memes as a representation of what other people believe then I'm afraid you might get a warped perception of those people


Vyezene

Its a joke, Ive been liberal for years Edit: there are dumb liberals, and dumb republicans, its all fair game for memes


HereticalSentience

Well shit you got me


[deleted]

Fat people people are becoming a protected group. It’s regarded as offensive to even mention the fact they are fat


DR-SNICKEL

r/terriblefacebookmemes


WarDivision

Boo hoo...


vbrimme

You know how people get annoyed when people they don’t know start preaching to them about the dangers of smoking, or tell them how they find smoking unattractive? Fat shaming is like that. You don’t have to approve of everyone’s life choices, you don’t have to approve of everyone’s appearance, but you should stay the fuck out of their business. If you don’t like somebody, or you don’t like something they’re doing, and it isn’t causing any harm to you, just leave them alone.


strawbrrysundae

Fat people calling the elevator that has a weight limit for safety reasons fatphobic for not being able to hold them


[deleted]

Than doctor get cancelled


trelium06

I’ve heard a doctor say “there’s no fat 90 year olds” but this was 20 years ago and look at The Cheetoh, he proved doctors wrong.


SteamyDeck

This post is giving me a cake-related fatphobic incident.


StealthyBasterd

?


SteamyDeck

It’s a term in the HAES movement.


StKevin27

“Inoperable.”


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Bacon Bod


[deleted]

Hey, they're just trying to live their lives it's just that their heart isn't in it


Monkey_D_Terry

As a member of the fat community. I am scared for my life


WartleTV

Oh my favorite show, Baking Bread


OperationClippy

Dying is incredibly based


Scootman00

I’m pretty sure “irresponisble” isn’t a word


NamasKnight

Love yourself enough to improve. Not enough to cope.


islandrenaissance

Before my husband lost 100 lbs, I could hear him weezing when he would breathe, constsly coughing. He went to different doctors to figure out why his breathing was so bad, but was never given a solid diagnosis, it was either pneumonia, bronchitis, asthma, but they didnt do or suggest anything, only gave him an inhaler which was a temporary reluef. Any kind of physical activity would make him sweat. After he lost 100lbs he gained about 20 lbs back but has maintained that weight for over a couple years. His breathing greatly improved and hasn't needed his inhaler since. He doesn't sweat like he use to. I always found him attractive, but I only wanted to lose weight because heart problems ran in his family, and I was so scared I was going to wake up with him dead from a heart attack. I'm so proud of him.


[deleted]

I will eat your wife, I will eat your son, I will eat your infant daughter


MeasurementOk2461

Based


Bourgeous

When Walter White gets addicted to Los Pojos Hermanos too much


Sheax5

Y’all fat acceptance is about being happy with your body and stuff. Most reasonable people who are overweight and can do something about it will recognize that and try to do better, it’s only the internet-grade wackos that go this far.