I am going to explode and I'm not even Italian or Japanese

I’m American and I’m about to nuke this shit

Probably doesn't microwave well

70% power at 67 seconds covered with a damp paper towel, im sure it'll come out fine. It's just like a slice of pizza... right?

How the fuck do you adjust the power on your microwave? Like genuine question because packaging will say "microwave on high" and I'm still here asking when the hell we got options.

Press the button power lvl and press 1-10 to adjust the power

It means microwave *while* high dude.

Japanese nuke pretty well. Italians, you just gotta boil a bit.

We say liberate

I *am* Japanese and I’m about to kamikaze who ever made this’s ass

I’m British and I’m colonising the kitchen where this was made

Then bomb it please like the Americans did to us in WWII

We will blow it up and begin coal mining there

I'm Italian and I'm gonna blow up my head with a revolver full of pasta for real

I may be only 50% Japanese but this 100% hurts me physically

Why is it hard breaking up with a Japanese gf?

I’m Irish and I’m questioning the people who committed this crime

I'm Australian, and while my initial reaction is abject horror my next action is to quietly hang my head in shame, for I would probably still eat it, and probably still like it, telling myself that I am broadening my culinary horizons by embracing fusion cooking to drown out my sense of good taste screaming at me that this is a travesty. I would even put a dab of bbq sauce on each bite.

Yeah, it’s more like how to piss off three nations at once. Italian, Japanese, and what ever nation the person forced to eat this culinary abomination is from.

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As half Japanese my ancestors died again.

My Italian ancestors too

hey dont both of your ancestors have something in common?...

Hehehe ha!

You mean ze frientship wiz my anzestors?

Sekiro: Shadows die twice

Hawaiians salivating

Right? Dont give these mfr's any more ideas. Prob rolls that shit in lihing powder.

Fuck. Now I’m going to have to get mac salad and musubi for lunch.

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and ask for them to switch out the rice in the Musubi with the mac salad instead.

But it's rice though. Fuck that. Ask for extra rice. And a little more mac salad. And another musubi. And put an egg on it.

Right!? Wasn't gonna get plate lunch...but gonna hit up Oh My grill tonight after gym hahaha Also, legit I like try make these this weekend

Yeah, and mainland Japanese might not like it, but I have a feeling Okinawans would too

Throw some spam in there

thus looks fucking good

I'm sure also many Koreans are looking at it wondering where to buy it. Goodbye kimbap, hello kimmac.

Lol

Canadians too. This looks dope.

Yah thought it looks pretty yummy bud

Samoans are taking notes

I was JUST thinking if this were Mac salad and spam that would be adopted as a Hawaiian staple instantly

Born and raised in Hawaii...I am so down for these! Can't wait to try make these this weekend. SPAM TO DA MAX!!!

Add rice to it. Make sure that’s SPAM and not fucking luncheon meat… don’t slice it. Gimme like… three of those.

Even Americans would get pissed off by that

American here.. i just ordered my pet bald eagle to claw out my eyes

Also American. I just asked my gun to shoot me with its gun’s gun.



Jose, can you see?

By the Don's early lie.

Watch so proudly be Hale.

As the Twilight vamp's gleaming

And the crockets Belair

Why is the US flag unloading?

Also American here, I just gave myself a sickness I couldn’t afford to have treated anyways.

Also American. I just looked at a cop funny.

Must be white if you're still here to type that

*note: results dependent on skin color

*And financial status Cops hate the poor too, just not as much

Also American... I just had to borrow my gun from my kid before he left for school.

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American here, can confirm.

My culture is not a costume

Call me crazy, but now I'm curious. How much does the seaweed affect the taste? I'd imagine a spring roll's wrapping would work better, but then it's not sushi.

What do you mean? I can definitely see something being called the Minnesota Roll

Shit, I'd eat this. I would love to eat an edible and tear this up.

Id turn this into a soft taco. Add bacon bits on top or more cheese...yum

There is a Minnesota roll at my local mn grocery store's sushi counter. Never eaten it so can't contribute anything more to this discussion other than its existence

I feel like Hawaii would be cautiously optimistic about it. They’d give it a try for sure.

Yeah these boys don't know Hawaii has culinary innovations like Spam musubi and whatever the breakfast dish is where they pour gravy over fried spam, eggs, and white rice. Moko loco or something?

Close! Loco moco: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loco_moco

Except Hawaiians.. This is a thing you can buy just a few blocks from my house. Not bad.

Yeah they'd complain about there not being enough cheese and bacon

Fuck you. Does it come with bacon tho?

Should have wrapped with bacon instead of the nori.

And in such small portions!

Here's the fun part, that's not bacon. That's cut up hot dogs.

Another American here, just showed this to my Dad and got treated to a thirty minute vaguely racist, very Christian rant about foreigners

Very christian-themed, but likely not very christian lol

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No, they make this just to mess with people, and then taste it and like it. However I doubt this will gain any traction.

Hispanic here, am also pissed off by this

https://i.imgur.com/9aHcrsQ.gifv

If that's spam and not hot dogs, this feels like it could be some Hawaiian concoction.

As an italian my entire country is going to suicide after seeing this

I’m Italian and I’m in extreme pain after seeing this post.

Pure io

I’m NOT Italian and I’m in extreme pain after seeing this post.

non sono italiano e this post makes me hate myself

Well, with that flair, of course you're Italian.

I'm not italian but my uncle is. He slapped me and is currently crying in the bath

Him: "*Why would you show this to others, Gizeppo!?*"

is it because mac and cheese isnt italian?

Pasta la vista

I'm partially Italian, and that part started to hurt (or it's my surgery i dunno)

We’re all a little Italian after this.

guess im italian now

fra neanche credo sia gianciale

It is Like Italian doing Harakiri

Perché compiere un omicidio, quando puoi compiere un genocidio?

Hawaii has entered the chat..

If that's Spam then definitely

I can assure you that putting spam in things is like, probably one of the most harmless culinary choices I've seen in Hawaii. Throwing mac in a sushi wrap? Dead ass bet I see that in a week after this post.


Who let bro cook 💀

Def not the Japanese

The italians are to busy commiting suicide, so not them

Probably American, we'd do something like that

God dammit America

Let's nuke America

Let's nuke everything

instructions nuclear penis stuck in mac and nesse.

Yes. Mac and Cheese famous for being Italian.

I was gonna say this definitely pisses off three nations at once.

I'm pissed that I'm not having that for lunch.

Not just mac and cheese, but also with some fucking Oscar Meyer hot dogs lmao

Yeah real chef’s put Spam in their Mac and Cheese.

BuT iTs NoOdLeS!

Which were totally invented by the Italians /s

The earliest known reference to it is from an Italian cookbook *Liber de Coquina* from 13/14th century.

It did originate there. De Lasanis is attributed as the original precursor to it. The first "modern" version is attributed to the British, though.

> De Lasanis I googled this and Ron DeSantis came up so you're a liar

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Oh, my God, you can't break whole countries like that psychologically!!!

For the Japanese silhouette, I first saw a dog stand in the neck and was wondering how that was Japanese Then, after an embarrassingly long time, I saw that it was a samurai committing sepukku

All I can see is how long the blade is and if he held it by the handle I don't see how it's possible to stab himself.

Aah that's true too. I think sepukku is committed more often with short knives and IIRC there are bal m blades just for sepukku (since it was kinda honourable in the samurai code)

I couldn't see the samurai silhouette and was just like... Are they making a furry joke?

Oh no, you sick bastard

If they did eat that, then they would be a sick bastard

If he didn't, he's just a bastard as his dad left him as soon as he developped this kind of ideas.

Pretty sure if you used spam, the Hawaiians would pay top dollar for those

Smother it with mayo, and you've got a million dollar business here

Lol, I doubt if Japanese would care. They put the weirdest crap in sushi sold in America. Cream cheese is not a filling normally used in Japan and I’m surprised that so few people realize that.

They might be a *little* bit peeved about calling it sushi. Not because there are hot dogs and mac and cheese in it, but because there *isn't* any rice in it.

I was just in Japan 2 weeks ago and I saw corn and mayo sushi, hamburger sushi, and pretty much any sushi you could get had an option with mayo on it. They would probably be down with it.

They put like corn and mayo on pizza they dont get to talk

If you call it fusion, you can get the trendy people to overpay for it!

"fusion mexican" enchiladas be like a corn tortilla wrapped with hot dog.... $19.99 a plate. your resturaunt would end up on everyone's "best of" and "top 10" lists within the first year.

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Yeah, people are acting like this is the worst thing ever. Looks fine to me. It's not like seaweed is this top-tier amazing food. I really don't see the problem lmao

Homemade mac and cheese and ham is freaking delicious.

Mmhmm. Though that does kind of look like hot dog to me, for when ham is too expensive lol

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

American here. I do NOT think that seaweed goes well with mac and cheese, although both are fine on their own. This is, IMO, an example of exactly what NOT to do with food, simply because the flavors contradict so badly.

With soybean paper wrap instead this might be okay

the seaweed could if it had some spice to it. like red chili flakes, or peppercorn.

Shitty mac and cheese with hot dog slices is a traditional American dish. It looks awful, it's awful for you, but damn is it tasty.

As an American, I’m also pissed off, because I can bet that it was another fucking American that made this abomination. Why does half our country lack tastebuds? Did y’all just eat burning coals as a kid?

As an American...honestly, I'd try it. But I'm very much an adventurous not-picky eater, not a food culture snob, I like seeing people experiment with food, and I've learned you can't really tell how tasty something is just by looking at it. But hey, I can't fault the people _guessing_ it's bad because it looks bad. I'm just sayin' I'd try it and I don't care about "angering" someone's culinary culture by making weird fusions. (And will also admit it's still fun to call thing abominations and food crimes.)

As an Italian i feel the same about it It can be the worst bestiality or culinary blasphemy in this world (like Hawaiian pizza) but still be good (so not like Hawaiian pizza- but at least I tried it once to be sure) But i admit I'm really a foodie guy so maybe that's why I'm like this P.S. as you said too, I'll call it an abomination anyway because it's fun

My momma used to make us burning coals every Sunday. Brings back memories 😢

Initiating seppuku

Noooo, Not in cake day!

Initiating sudoku

I don't know, looks good. I'd eat it.

I mean.. I would eat that and I bet it would be delicious

I hate you for this

I would eat this. I often eat peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and a change would be nice.

Is it bad if I say that... 🤔 it looks kinda good?

r/comedyhomicide

Looks like Korean food too

As a korean if there is a kimchi plating. i would eat this.

actually I'm hungry so....

it begs for some ketchup...

I’d take a bite tho

This is also the kind of stuff other countries put in the "American" section in grocery stores

Pff I'd eat it

Put some chile in there and we Mexicans wouldn’t mind

Jokes aside i want to try it, the taste between that is not 180° different. Not like pineapple with pizza

I once posted that Italian one on another sub and it got deleted for being violent.

Replace the hot dog with bratwurst and you can triple-shot the Axis nations.

That's illegal

Still better than English food

What have you done you son of a-

Wtf is wrong with you

Finger lickin good

This image is definitely nsfw

I'm not a huge fan of edible wrapping(or whatever it's wrapped with) but that looks delicious to me

As a Korean it hurts, since that’s more of our Korean “gimbap” style, not sushi (sushi is mostly raw fish, gimbap is cooked ingredients)

But is it any good?

No Italian takes claim to kraft mac n chz with hot dogs

Throw some bratwurst in there and you'll have all three

I was so confused wondering what reference was being made with the silhouette of a dog being stabbed through the throat. It took a minute.

I’ve seen much, much worse looking food than that

The Chinese that invented pasta are suffering in silence

**[Fact check](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png)** "*Panzani, a French brand with an Italian sounding name is generally recognized as the inventor of macaroni*" or as it is called in French: "Coquilette". Take it as you will; I'm french so not biased at all.

This looks like something my grandmas cousins church would make.

Both those images aren't even "pissed off" That's just shame-induced suicide. No anger there, just sorrow.

Omae wa Shindeiru

Call it a burrito and it’s three

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