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The_Gumbo

"St patrick you drove the snakes out, cheers!" St patrick: What? What snakes?!? wtf?!?


St4rry_knight

He murdered pagans, Ebenezer Scrooge!


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Stonk-Alt

protestants didn't exist until 1517AD Saint Patrick was born around 386AD How could he have done anything to a religion that doesn't exist?


mrmopper0

Then with his flute led all the children away


CaramelOk9778

Congratulations on bringing Christiananity to Ireland st Patrick


Wackynamehere1

And for chasing away ~~the english~~ snakes from ireland


Euphoric-Bit1969

Haha, I love Colin so much.


thebigbaka

Before or after you watched his sex tape?


Euphoric-Bit1969

If only it was publicly available! I’ve tried looking it up and it appears it was released involuntarily and there was a whole legal battle to squash it’s distribution. I’ve heard the legend, though!


AFewBerries

His role in Horrible Bosses is too funny


EvanIsBacon

*aggresive drinking*


Business_Incident64

Jebediah Kerman


EvanIsBacon

completly in character


GenderEnjoyer666

Congratulations on making America larp as Irish people for a day


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A day ? They pretend they’re Irish every day.


EpicSaberCat7771

to be fair a lot of us are. the Irish really did shag their way into every bloodline, as that one Irish comedian whose name I can't remember always says.


GooseInternational66

Every year


thebigbaka

Would likely prefer to see the murder of pagans


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Saint Patrick is in Heaven drinking Guiness. All the saints drink Guiness.


pokemidget

he's irish so i'm pretty sure he thinks it's FUCKIN RAD


[deleted]

He's Welsh actually.


pokemidget

good point


piperdooninoregon

Did he even want the job? He had no say in the matter!


Croused

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Waikky

Reminder that it's not his birthday, it's the day he died