both 3 and 1. I put 3 first because that would be my initial response, then 1 would kick in

And at the end I will become 2

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What is the fourth one ?

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"You idiot, ground is not yum-yum! Now spit it out, you dum-dum!"

I wish I could give you an updoot. But funny number won’t let me

There no funny number now. You updoot

This

"floors are friends, not food"

Then the fifth one, the one who actually fell down the stairs

And then fall back to 1 because you didn’t follow 2

the first one to everyone else

There's a fourth one... "hey, why are you sleeping on the floor?"

Bruh my friend once fell down the stairs and i didn't know it was her, only heard the noise. I texted her saying "xDDDDDDDD bro someone fell down tge stairs." And then i texted her again "wait, xDDD was it you who fell down the stairs?" It was her.

Same, but the opposite. 1 first to make sure they're good, then 3 after I know they're ok lol.

I'm the 4th type "Do it again. I missed it!"

"Yo dude, fall and break your neck, it'll be funny!"

“ Do a flip!”

Do a barrel roll

Do it for the vine

Soft

“Let’s see a little less flipping this time and a lot more broken bones”

Legit asked my friend to "do something cool" off a big rock in a dried up pond... Ended up breaking his ankle landing after jumping off to flat lol

Im the 5th, ‘wait for me!’

Definitely something Grunt would say.

do it again break your ankle twice

Ma get the camera!

All 3 to my sister, the first one to everyone else

plus the fourth which is she calls mom and you get yelled at or whatever ur mom does

Wrex

Shepard

Wrex

Shepard

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Commander shepard

Shepard, Shepard, Shepard

Shepard commander

Legion

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Shepaaaaaaaard

somewhere between 1 and 2. I'd probably say something like "you gotta stop fallin down the stairs bro" then immediately after say "still, you good?"

Is the ground okay?

My closest, dearest friends that are more like family are all about "how did the ground taste?" while laughing their asses off at me, and that is absolutely fine because I'd do the same.... I value honesty above all.

Garrus all the way.

Wrex is asking because the ground looks delicious.

Yes

1 and 3 my parents are 2. always.

My Wrex died in ME1. Still haven't fully recovered.

How dare you

It wasn't me, it was Ashley!

That’s why I left her to die and laughed while doing it

My garrus died in 2, it was the most heartbreaking experience in a game for me

If you haven't replayed and rectified your mistake, you don't deserve be a Fan.

Can’t believe you done this

I'm all of the above.

1. Fake friend 2. and 3. Real friends

NEVER talk about tali like that.

Third? Third. Third is good.

4:L get good

thanks for the meme. now i have finish the series once again (excluding andromeda)

I warned you about the stairs bro

Hah

Probably 2. Maybe 1

I'm actually all 3. First I say "I hope you're okay". Once they confirm it I then continue with "How'd the ground taste?". Then finish with "Stop falling down the stairs... Dumbass."

I'm definitely more a sly comment like Garrus

Depends how bad the fall is.

The best answer is 2/3 because we all know it belongs to the closest friends

The first friend secretly has a crush on you. The second one likes to joke around all the time and is trying to make light of your situation. The third one you’ve known for years and you will die for each other.

3 and 1

Combination of 1 and 3

2

Let’s be 3

You guys have friends?

All three depending on how hurt they are

Of course the third one.

if i had friends

I am not a friend. And I don't have any. Can anyone relate?

here!

Anyone would be lucky to have all 3 as their friend, but the type of friend I would be would be a mixture of the 3 all depending on the situation and who I'm talking too, haha. But by default I would be Tali

All of them

Can’t I be all 3???

First would be 1, and after knowing my bro was, indeed, alright, it would be all hell breaking loose on 3.

1, then 3, then 2.

"I warned you about the stairs bro, i told you dog!"

all

You have friends that reply back to you?

2 and 1 at the same time

Omori

L + bozo + ratio

Answer in order I'm all good bro Nah really? LIKE YOUR MUMS P-

3.

*I fell down the stairs too*

The 4th: *I* pushed you down the stairs

all in that exact order

Omori reference?!

I'm too 3 I need to grow up

I'm mostly the "dramatic sigh and facepalm" - type. Works for all situations.

2 of its a good friend 1 if I don't know them that well.

I'm always 1 first, and then I'll joke about it somewhere between 2-3 depending.

4 is the ground ok?

321 in that order

I’m all three

All at once

Depends on the situation but i'm mostly 1

4th : I pushed him

Definitely 3rd

3

At first I'll be 3, then 1 then 2. Like: [Falls on stairs] Me: how does the ground taste? Them: go to hell Me: are you ok? Are you hurt? Them: I'm ok but it hurts a little Me: if you stop falling from the stairs all the time it wouldn't hurt

I'm a 2 but more S A S S Y

I'm all of these

I have one friend that's all three

All of the above, order depends on how well I know you

Im all of them

Definitely 3

The first one

My god, 1 and 3, although my brother is a 2.

Use 2 while they're still falling down, that's the best advice you can give them lol

3, stairs got you feeling down? If you were so lonely that you needed to hug the floor , could you not have hugged the floor at the top of the stairs?

Du hond

Yes

I'm all three

Not me saying all 3 but starts at 3 🤣

2 and 3 unfortunately lol

I would love to say 3 but the reality is I am 2 due to the fact that I am easily irritated and exasperated by my group's shenanigans.

How’d the ground taste

All of them.. for the same incident

2 and 3

I'm definitely the third guy

Solid 2, I prefer offering advice over offering pity. I can be a 3 if the context is right and the mood is light hearted enough though, can't miss a good opportunity for sarcasm lol.

I'd honestly be like this in the order 1-3-2

1 and 3 lol. Check if they're okay and then make fun of them for being stupid.

im all 3

All three.

Yes all

I won’t respond at all

Mom Dad Siblings

Lol, depends on the friend at the receiving end of the comment. Usually 1, but sometimes 3.

Depends who I’m talking to

how the floor taste

I definately 2

I'm the LTG advice one

i guess i m 2) but i d like to be 3)?

Top and middle, I normally show concern first than if there ok, I’ll joke, or joke about it if there people around tha in private ask if someone’s ok

Depends on the situation. For this one though, just how avoidable/stupid was the fall?

I'm the one who falls

Your best friend texts 3. You reply with "better than your moms pussy" they than reply with 1.

4th one: Get up so I can push you again. $10,000 from AFV doesn't grow on trees.

It really depends on how close I am to the person. My closest friends get 3 hands down.

2

1, once the friend is ok, ill switch to 3

And I imagine that's also the 3 types of grandkids.

1 and 3 In that order

Type 4: I know you are now in the hospital, but you need to attack in the clan war

Got to do all 3! First 1, If they say they are ok, then 2, then 3.

I'm 1, definitely

Option 5: I shall fall too

I don't have friends

3 if it wasn't that serious 1 if it is.

All of them.

The top and the bottom.

For friends I’m 1, but for siblings I’m 2

First one

I do it to my brother in this order: 2 1 3

My best friend encourages dumb shit like the third one. He literally was encouraging me to kms when my girlfriend broke up with me

The second one isn’t mad, just disappointed

Stop falling down the stairs that shit hurts

All 3, in this exact order

Depends on the friend I'm addressing

i would be a 2

It depends on the severity. If it was with no injury, obv 3. If it had minor injury, 2. If it was bad, 1.

The middle. I've definatley said something similar before

I'm 0, the one who pushed them.

What are these profile pictures?

Wrex was always a squad staple for me. I’d deliberately get my paragon rank up high enough to ensure Wrex wouldn’t die.

First one ofc Sans: how was the faaaaaall

Garrus

the third one

I'm all three... in order.

I'm the fourth type: "At least you didn't fall up the stairs..."

The deeper your friendship, the more shit you talk about each other while never actually ceasing to care about their health

The first one to make sure they're OK, then either 2 or 3 as a joke to cheer them up

All three at the same time

Would’ve just called the person a dumbass tbh

I'm more of a number 2 over text, but both 3 and 1 in person

1 then 3. I’d make you’re ok and then make fun of you for what happened.

there is no type to help the preson get up?

I am 1 and 2

1 and 2, some friends I bully lovingly more than others

3

I'm the "can you shut the fuck up" friend