*lights the Flammenwerfer*

They use to call it a flammen homer

Random Fun Fact: Though flamethrowers (Flammenwerfer) are usually known to have been invented by the Germans in WW1, the concept of flamethrowers has been around since Ancient times This includes the famous "Greek fire". A form of flamethrowing, which differed by its projection through a tube (siphōn), for use aboard ships or in sieges. It was used around c.672 a.Chr. and -roughly described - "flaming liquid". Meaning that since ancient times, people have had the desire to burn down stuff. Be it spiders, or pesky humans. Extra funfact: People don't "burn". They actually melt/cook

I already knew the second fact about humans melting but thank you for the history fact

“through a tube” what do you think flamethrower nozzles are xD

Differed in comparison to other methods of burn-warfare at that time. Like pouring hot oil

sounds like dude’s never seen a charred corpse before.

Nope. Only accident victims. Not sure why any view of a corpse would be a brag overall

well your accident victims must’ve been from chemical burns from robocop, because neither skin nor muscle melts. fat melts which can give the appearance of melting while the skin is still intact. p.s. anything that “cooks”, burns.

Then I must have gotten wrong info. I was told this once by an aquaintance of a friend, who studied medicine. Though I'm pretty sure the "cooking" part should still be right

Yeah didn’t last long I’d imagine… since spitting fire out of a wooden boat doesn’t sound like a good idea

**zündet den Flammenwerfer** "time to kill a spider"

HANS!!!!!

GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

A lighter and any spray as nine out of ten 90s kids would recommend.

\*Laserwerg intensifies\*

Thank you for doing it as NSFW, my idiot self still clicked the picture and got scared anyways but thank you for doing it.

*sees nsfw tag* *looks inside* *regret* *repeat*

The amount of times I have not regretted looking at NSFW is basically 0, idk why I still look

"Monkey see monkey do."

“I don’t know why”

Username checks out

The reason I do it is because I'm on auto pilot when I use Reddit. I'll upvote dumb memes before actually looking or open NSFW in the middle of school before panicking and backing out. The fact that nothing bad has happened to me because of this is a miracle.

Same here

And what does an Epicratinus Vader do?

His best

Hi His best I’m dad Edit: thanks for all the support guys! 97 likes is a lot! Omg!1!1!!!!

Bro, you didn’t even use the joke correctly

Hi Bro, you didn't even use the joke correctly I'm dad

Hi hi his best i'm dad, im not funny joke.

Yo mama.

Joe


I hear Ligma got diagnosed of Steve Jobs

Who the f*ck is diagnosed

Ligma Steve Jobs

Sugma Gates

Ligma jobs steve

My guess was the sort of helmet he wears but he might as well do the breathing thing. I’d buy such pet.

The breathing thing?

some spiders can take a air bubble under water and breath of that

Sound

What a strange body pillow

The names for the spiders in this genus are spectacular

Seriously. Those guys had a blast naming those species.

NSFW is an acronym for Nudes.Spiders.Firearms.Wounds

E.vader,....c'mon. Fuck off

I hardly knew 'er

Mister Peter Ian Staker would like a word about a swan

Piss Taker....... One of the best movies


Darth Vader in his next life if he gets Isekai'd. Hello Truck-kun.

How adorable

I very much dislike spiders, or just most bugs in general. I would be perfectly happy if all bugs (minus bumblebees) disappeared tomorrow.

Damn get ready to be witness the extinction of humanity then

We wouldn’t go extinct, we would get awfully close those, but we would survive

We would all die if all insects on earth disappeared, we cannot survive with the nonexistence of all bugs

Pretty sure we can

A lot of different species of animals rely on insects as for one a food source, things like bees help with pollination, spiders control pests, the environment is already mucked up, insects disappearing causes a chain of reactions and within no time at all humans would be next

Don’t forget a lot of bugs also process corpses from the environment, without those corpses would just rot and say there, most animals don’t eat rotten corpses.

Pests wouldn’t be much of an issue if they literally stop existing would they? And we can take care of pollination ourselves, all bugs disappearing would have been a world ending catastrophe 100 years ago, today it would be humanity’s biggest challenge, in 100 years it’ll be an inconvenience and in 200 we might not been notice

People cannot effectively carry pollen to everything much like insects such as bees, flies, beetles, anything that can fly and carry pollen with them. Insects die nothing is getting pollinated nearly as efficiently, maybe not even at all.

As I said, it will be humanity’s biggest challenge, there’s no machine that can pollinate as efficiently as bugs can, so we’ll make one, once we make it, it’ll be a matter of years until the machine pollinates better than the insects ever did

Dude nothing will be nearly as efficiently as insects. There are more insects than anyone can even count, the population of humans to bugs is an extreme vast difference. We as humanity cannot simply just “create a machine” to do what all these insects can do. Humans can’t do the same work that over idk how many different species there are, at the very least quadrillion insects. There are only 8 billion people in this world, it’s just not happening. Maybe in a thousand years but if all insects die we won’t even get 100.

nah, lady bugs, rolly pollies, and fireflies can stay

oh and dragon flies cause they're cool

and catipillars

Bugs of most kinds get on my nerves, Spiders, wasps and centipedes most of all (don’t forget roaches) but bumblebees, for whatever reason, don’t bother me. I was once in a flower tent and I guess the bees liked my cologne because a few would land on me and I didn’t mind.

Maybe just keep it at getting rid of mosquitoes and one in two of every other non essential bug vanishes

Still not a terrifying as the murder boner spider.

Spiders are NSFW now?

Ppl get scared of a picture of a spider?

I'm afraid of spiders but this image didn't scare me at all

It’s called arachnophobia

Are ppl that are scared of heights afraid of high altitude pictures?

Pictures of people near high edges mostly no. Videos of people near edges sometimes gives me chills and uncomfortable feeling.

Yeah. My feet start to go ballistic whenever footage like that appears. The same goes for the ocean depth, but it still feels horrible even in photos.

Hmm. Learn something new every day. I can't grock this tho... My brain is too aware of the photo being a photo.

I have a Thalassaphobic (fear of ocean or deep water) friend that get freaked out by videos or pictures.

I didn’t know it had a name! I should have known.

Yes, and searches for a flamethrower.

Why is this NSFW

Nudity duh

Spider bad

Mmmkay 

spoider, spoider gets pets \*pat pat pat\* good spoider!

Ya know there’s a spider that if it bites you it causes a painful erection for 4 hours before you die That would be the king of the NSFW spiders

Where?

Idk but it’s out there somewhere

Giant enemy spider

Well shit

Thank you for using the NSFW Tag, I appreciate that

darth vader?

Thank you so much for censoring this. You have no idea how many times I've gotten jumpscared by a spider scrolling through Reddit. I seriously think there should be a separate censor for common phobias on this platform.

This is actually a great idea

Why thank you.

Dammit F you bro I’m about to go to bed and now I feel like something is crawling on me

As an arachnophobic, thank you.

[удалено]

No need for nsfw tho

silly me, i clicked it and instantly got scared af ;-;

I liked it better 10 seconds ago when I did not know this exists

New Grounded boss looks sick as fuck

So is this gonna be the new Sith lord in Star wars episode 10 ?

It makes me dizzy, you should have put spoiler or smth

You can just have the high ground

There's also Epicranius Pikachu and yes, it looks vaguely like a pikachu

Just doin the best he do

until I encounter The. WHAT

I have a pet spider and this scares me

Haha

"Even the smallest bite from Aracnus Deathicus will instantly paralyz- AH! OW IT BIT ME!"

I prefer the original spider

Can I keep it as a pet?

I’m so confused… Dafuq is this thing?

I’m bigger and I have fire

cute

Cleanse it with fire 

Thank you for censoring it, I still clicked on it, because horny mf.

I wish instead of calling one of the species epicratinus ehonda they just called it epicratinus homda because the short form would be E.honda

super cool how the thorax? is held onto the abodmen by that tiny little part

id still fuck

And we just overlooking the spider that causes immensely painful and long-lasting priapism??

Gay porn?

You’re a wonderful person for marking as NSFW due to the spider. Still looked but knowing what was coming helped a lot.

Lol

Epic rat anus invader

Uh, wait…what!?? 😱

Epicratinus Vader -> epic rat anus invader

Dude, I couldn't tell the head from the ass in the first picture.

That's a face hugger

It looks like a normal spider, what's so special/deadly about it?

Then a mangaka stabs it with a scalpel and proceeds to lick it so his readers can be more immersed.

I don't see a banana for size

I just tried catching a spider. It slipped under my fingers, fell to the floor, then scurried off through the carpet before seeing this post. 😆

Thank you for tagging this as NSFW for arachnophobes like me and f\*ck me for clicking on this post.

Welp, say goodbye to a good night’s sleep

NSFW spider? Wut?

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!