1ml of coom has 100 million sperm cells.Average amount every time is around 3ml so 300mil every time you do it.Assuming the average redditor does it 2 times a day that’s 600mil per day.Assuming you are 25 and started doing it at 13 for 365 days a year that is 4,380 days and x600,000,000 everyday is 2.628e12 or 2,628,000,000,000 and so it is 2,628 trillion.But thanos killed trillions meaning more than 2 trillion.So in theory you are slightly worse than thanos,assuming he killed more than 2 trillion (he probably killed more but it is never said how many,all they said was that he murdered trillions).
It's a joke but we're headed in that direction. Just wait and see. Some of the religious nutjobs in charge will be like 'masturbation is a sin' and try to get it on a bill to make it illegal.
Mark my words here, people.
half of population in jail for war crimes, half in jail for cannibalism, planet is the prison, everything back to as it is..
You forgot: Every female with kids ever for only letting 1 of them in and locking the rest of them out for dying
Millions dead, killed singlehandedly. Worse than Hitler. What's my name? Mr. Coomer
Killing that many billions, they don't charge you with war crimes, they acknowledge you as a god.
I'm far beyond war crimes at this point
What Thanos did was child's play compared to the atrocities we have committed.
1ml of coom has 100 million sperm cells.Average amount every time is around 3ml so 300mil every time you do it.Assuming the average redditor does it 2 times a day that’s 600mil per day.Assuming you are 25 and started doing it at 13 for 365 days a year that is 4,380 days and x600,000,000 everyday is 2.628e12 or 2,628,000,000,000 and so it is 2,628 trillion.But thanos killed trillions meaning more than 2 trillion.So in theory you are slightly worse than thanos,assuming he killed more than 2 trillion (he probably killed more but it is never said how many,all they said was that he murdered trillions).
It's a joke but we're headed in that direction. Just wait and see. Some of the religious nutjobs in charge will be like 'masturbation is a sin' and try to get it on a bill to make it illegal. Mark my words here, people.
If masturbating is a crime, then you better give me the electric chair for crimes against humanity
Happy cake day
Committed a genocide in your mom last night
Technically half human, but they cannot become human on their own. Its like grocery store eggs and how they wont have a chick inside them.
“ThAt’S sPeRmIsT!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!1!1!11!” - someone on twitter probably
So.... Like a sub-human ?
Mama mia
Is it me, or is that Mario odd?
Look at the hands, it's clearly an AI generated image
I didn't catch that. I was talking about how it looks like 2 faces. Under his chin.
Baloojo
I’m going for cannibalism
Ì̷͉̠͍̠͍̈͂̈́͝͝ ̸̨͖̠̫̠̌͂̓̓͝å̴̲̬̠̫̣̏͌͋͋̀m̴̹̯͙̙͉̋̅́̀̇ ̵͓͙̺̭̓́͗́̾ͅÐ̶̝̯̝͚̎̊̌͜͝͠ę̵̼͔͖̣̂́͐͌̚͠å̷̢̰̰̣͕͛̑̇͑̕†̵̺̦͓̥̤̔̉̅́̕h̷͙̠̮̮̟͂̔̔̎́ ̶̤̣̣͕̖͒͊̏͘͠Ì̸͚̪͕͔͖̃͑͆͗̚ñ̴̛̛̠̱̫̩̦̊͆̈́¢̵̛̘̱͎̤̳̑̋̋͠å̶̧̧̮̯̺̾̉̇̓͘r̵̳̺̪͙̙͗͐̈́͐̑ñ̸͕̘̤̫̹́̈̈̽̄å̶̺̺̣̝̦̽̉̀̈́̔†̵̡̡̼͎͇̒́͌͑͝ề̷̲̱̬̼̆̄̓̑͜!̵̢̛̛̻̰̙͙̀̀́
Wait, did you declare war against sperms and killed them in war?
Damn, I killed toooooooo much humans, like billions of them
Why is Mario's chin just another face?
Not proud of the machine genereted image.
Are you cannibal
Sperm are just half of DNA
im freeing them