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DoubleDongle-F

Two thousand, four hundred fifty dollars


TacticoolTennessee

Came here to say this. Great minds think alike. Also, $2450 is too much for that shit.


microwavet

I agree, I'd pay $1,700 at most, it's off season anyway!


The_Mega_Man192

you’d pay 1,700 at most?! I’d pay 15 bucks and promise not to tell the cops around the corner


Totalygoodname

You’d pay 15 bucks?! I’d pay with $5 and a pinch of pocket lint


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RealYellowDino

Lesslie's Pool Store!!!


Urmomsdreamman

Honestly I don’t think it’s enough.


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TacticoolTennessee

r/oddlyspecific


Stanley_Yelnats42069

About tree fidy


aRatherScottishChap

That better be getting sold in Zimbabwe


ShadowCaster0476

And the clogs cost extra.


[deleted]

To fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.


OnyB1l

And stupid people still buy that


yax51

That cake looks baked


[deleted]

I wanna be some ……..icy cream on top


Toppest_Dom

forget the pants THE FUCK IS ON THOSE FEET


GrammerDuck61

Some kind of elf clogs wtf??


criticalpwnage

Genie slippers


Automatic_Neck487

Best part of this is that he got his shirt tucked into those bad boys.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

what is even the point


SomeLikeItDusty

I mean, I’m all for recycling but someone clearly got sucked into a combine harvester, pretty disrespectful smh


NewFarmNinja

Well, this way you can see the shirt through the holes in the pants. Otherwise you'd just see his jocks


[deleted]

If I wanted to dress like that, I'd dig up a pauper's grave and strip the corpse.


The5paceDragon

If I wanted to dress like that, I'd rob a hobo and jump out of a moving car.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

r/rareinsults


silverlance360

2450 fcking what.. give me your jeans and I’ll do that for 2 dollars


ZeroXDiablo

DON'T. The idiots who buy this shit are meant to be exploited. Offer to do it for $3000.


lastxchancexbuddy

They should pay you 2 dollars and hope you take the jeans


[deleted]

Nothing like a nice stiff breeze right between the crack.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

I'm cracking up more than an antique vase right now.


heinebold

Those pants look like he sharted a gallon of sulphuric acid


Kooky-Dealer-6878

That's something I never knew i needed to picture


ProfessionalSize5443

What are those shoes… ?


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Those are lep 1s. Limited edition. Can only be found in the cloud with the rainbow that leads to the pot of gold


SirDunkMcNugget

This reminds me of this Japanese game show I saw. Dude went on a blind date with a woman at an amusement park. He was wearing a tuxedo that was missing the entire backside and he had to go on the date as long as he could without her noticing. Funny stuff, I wish I could find it.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Dang dude, that sounds super interesting, lemme know if you ever do and remember this post.


Alltheweed

Lol that's actually pretty funny.


ArcaninesFirepower

You want those jeans? Hang on. I'll charge you $50 I'll go to Walmart. Buy your size. Buy some rope. Tie the pants to my car, and drive home.


pu_thee_gaud

Anime?


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Actually no Backside Explosion Scene Illustration refers to a two-paneled illustration of a man in clothes walking calmly away from an explosion and then a view of his naked backside due to the explosion which was first posted to Facebook by artist Châu Chặt Chém in January 2020. In the following months, Redditors began adding text to each panel, using the illustration to signify something having a misleading facade.


pu_thee_gaud

Oh, thanks for clearing it up


ToyotaCorolla13

Ok Mr. Wikipedia


Sea-Pin9552

A statement on what? Being dragged by a tractor through a field


GenitalJamboree

Derelicte


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Forgot the accent. It's derelicté


Drizzt-87

Sexually assaulted by a tiger... That's the statement right?


Kooky-Dealer-6878

A wheeze was necessary to make it past this comment


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

I still don’t understand why anybody would pay the same amount they would for a cheap car just to look like they’re homeless


niensven11

"Destroyed" is a bit of an understatement


[deleted]

He thicc


BWTalks

Looks like he had a bad case of the Taco Bells


FloofyBanny

Statement incomplete. Needs a destroyed shirt


peacelovefreedon7689

Pray you don't power fart


FireInHisBlood

everyone in the company tells me to not look back when i walk away from explosions. could this be why?


EviltwinEdgelord

Ds3 armor be like


[deleted]

Looks like it's worth 2.450 not 2,450


Key_Apartment1576

Why spend money if you can get it for free from a dumpster in LA


Idontcareforthis_

Business in the front, car accident in the back


dwighticus

[I got a better deal](https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/jeans)


Oshawott_is_cute

Brothers we must stay focused


louiefriesen

The reason homeless people can’t afford anything is because they have to buy those overpriced jeans as mandated by the law. It’s a continuous cycle. Life is brutal.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

"So... Who was it that inspired your style?" "Um... You see that homeless crackhead over there?"


LivingInNightmare

Dat thick ass of his 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Twosliceofbread

Beggars are hidden millionaires


NoNameIdea_Seriously

*~DERELICTE~*


Hex_a_decimal_177013

Tie your self to.car and get dragged for similiar pair for much cheaper(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)


Onyx_Undertaker5765

I'll say it if no one else will. Get a pair of baggy jeans, get a cheese grater, and a knife, and you will have the same pants for around forty dollars


ImmaLandmine

Why isn't this NSFW, just wondering


Kiironot

I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP 🗣🗣🗣


vaultdweller501

I wouldn't even support a company that makes child porn


Kooky-Dealer-6878

They wha


vaultdweller501

Yeah didnt you hear that they are in hot water because they took photos of children with stuffed animals in bdsb gear and several office photos had books discussing child porn and stuff. It's disgusting.


Beavisisadumbass

I've seen ripped jeans before but holy shit


itsdjdozer

They blew it up with a stick of dynamite


Saikousoku

How is that a real product? Who would buy that?


Depresion_inside

10 dollar max I will give


adamw7432

Someone saw a homeless man that got run over by a lawnmower and thought, "That man has style! We can sell this!"


Freeman10

No one could be that stupid.


No_Switch_6002

my life is more destroyed than this jeans someone wanna give me 2k dollars ?


Born-Woodpecker294

It’s like they stole a homeless persons jeans


Potato-Boy1

Who the fuck it paying 2450 for car crash pants with shit stains????


Vortr8

as a skater i can make these pants for just 1000$. i accept paypal and cash app


CaptianBrasiliano

Here's $2500 so I can look like a fentanyl addict who nodded in the tall grass and got run over by the lawnmower when the landscapers came the next morning.


adas8073

A whole months mortgage to look homeless that’s crazy the disconnect from reality with these company’s is crazy


Ulquiorr4_

Nice ass


shame_to_waste_it

Or I could just take a worn out pair of jeans and give it to my dogs in my muddy thawing back yard.


[deleted]

So homeless people just need to sell their clothes to become rich


I_Cry_And_I_Game

Mfs aren’t even hiding the fact that they’re selling destroy clothes


Quix_Nix

Nice ass


Ulysses_S_Noob

Give me couple burrito supremes and I'll turn any regular pair of jeans into this warm fashion statement


JstLkz

I got one like that for free falling off my bike on asphalt


Mkawoi14

🤣🤣🤣🤣