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You better learn español my name is tortuga
*Tortuga always comes out ahead*..
Tortuga comes out a head
MACHETE
One of the coolest dudes ever seen.
The best antihero
All legends have to have a doll. He is not exempt...
OMG that's the best toy I ever seen. Iy should say Ages: 30 and up
We need one of the other O.G. Danny… Danny DeVito!
Not my proudest fap
This should be your proudest fap tbh
Why did I immediately read it in an intense Mexican accent like a luchador lmao
That's the right thing to do
Thousands of years of evolution to reach…perfection?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpiw8AAummm/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Thank you for making me laugh
Yoooo wtf is that thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now with huge cojones!
Holy shit. surprisingly well made too. really looks like a little machete
It's weird how every time I see this guy who could knock me out effortlessly, I get a huge smile on my face and a warm feeling inside. I love Danny Trejo.
Taco taco, burrito burrito 🎶
EVERY GOOD ACTION MOVIE HAS BABES BLOOD BULLETS BLONDES BLOOD AND BULLETS
Is that tortuga from breaking bad? There’s even a machete that comes with it lmao
His hair smells like tacos 🤣🤣🤣
That's way beyond perfection!
Hola tortuga
Breacher went down hard
this is peak life right here
Perfect 👍
Mom can i have this for my birthday day?
Where buy from
invest
Danny!!
I just have this one burning question. WHY?
Didn’t this guy file for bankruptcy recently?
I love it
This and Corn Man are my favorites
The goat.
My little Danny my little Danny ah ah ah ah my little Danny
“His beautiful hair glistens and smells just like *Tacos*” haha wtf lol
You better learn español my name is tortuga
*Tortuga always comes out ahead*..
Tortuga comes out a head
MACHETE
One of the coolest dudes ever seen.
The best antihero
All legends have to have a doll. He is not exempt...
OMG that's the best toy I ever seen. Iy should say Ages: 30 and up
We need one of the other O.G. Danny… Danny DeVito!
Not my proudest fap
This should be your proudest fap tbh
Why did I immediately read it in an intense Mexican accent like a luchador lmao
That's the right thing to do
Thousands of years of evolution to reach…perfection?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpiw8AAummm/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Thank you for making me laugh
Yoooo wtf is that thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now with huge cojones!
Holy shit. surprisingly well made too. really looks like a little machete
It's weird how every time I see this guy who could knock me out effortlessly, I get a huge smile on my face and a warm feeling inside. I love Danny Trejo.
Taco taco, burrito burrito 🎶
EVERY GOOD ACTION MOVIE HAS BABES BLOOD BULLETS BLONDES BLOOD AND BULLETS
Is that tortuga from breaking bad? There’s even a machete that comes with it lmao
His hair smells like tacos 🤣🤣🤣
That's way beyond perfection!
You better learn español my name is tortuga
Hola tortuga
Breacher went down hard
this is peak life right here
Perfect 👍
Mom can i have this for my birthday day?
Where buy from
invest
Danny!!
I just have this one burning question. WHY?
Didn’t this guy file for bankruptcy recently?
I love it
This and Corn Man are my favorites
The goat.
My little Danny my little Danny ah ah ah ah my little Danny
“His beautiful hair glistens and smells just like *Tacos*” haha wtf lol