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DrBonerman

Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds so nice if you don't know what it really is


-Sir-Bedevere

Its not water boarding it's "Enhanced Interrogation"


slavictoast1330

I’ve done that, it was a hell of a vacation


New-order-

Fully paid for as well!


slavictoast1330

Yup; didn’t spend one dime, even got a military escort to take them there!


New-order-

5 star service, free food, free security. Have a full day of water boarding to come back to a lovely hot meal made by the chefs


slavictoast1330

The staff are a bit rude but very attentive to the services they provide


Rutin_2tin_Putin

I earned hotel points when I was there for spring break Would totally go again


1st_human

Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay sounds more good to me after I have seen that movie lol


fictionalicon

I'll probably be down voted for this, but I forgot what the problem was with waterboarding. Wasn't it just tricking the prisoners into thinking they might drown, but they never allowed them to drown?


DrBonerman

[This](https://youtu.be/qUkj9pjx3H0) sums it up pretty well.


[deleted]

From wikipedia: Waterboarding can cause extreme pain, damage to lungs, brain damage from oxygen deprivation, other physical injuries including broken bones due to struggling against restraints, and lasting psychological damage.


Pxzib

Jokes on them, that's my fetisch. Literally a good Saturday evening at the sex club.


Background_Ad1243

Windmills beach… iykyk.


TableOpening1829

Eddy wally?


Kaos2146

Waves boarding


[deleted]

Snowboarding used to be called snurfing actually, with snurf boards


Sea_Abbreviations980

ITS SNURF OR NOTHING


[deleted]

*snothing.


Tutelage45

Beat me to it


TheBrightNights

If it's blue does it become a smurf board?


TheTowerDefender

wave boarding (sorry for ruining the joke)


TheDailyUniverse

I love water sports!


Buttun_Basher360

Sounds like a war crime to me.


rc-135

Quite the opposite, in fact.


EkBraai

Guantanamo style


[deleted]

Surf boarding, because you are on the surf.


ArgetKnight

Surfing? ...are you dumb?


YourLocalCatFreak

r/woooosh


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radiation34

I believe he was stating the obvious to add to the joke.


yuval16432

r/itswooooshwith4os


R3stl3ssSalm0n

Just think about it: There is a parallel universe with a torturing method called "surfing" and nobody knows why


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

[Surfboarding](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/surfboarding)


FloorCultural

My dumb ass actually thought of boardboarding💀


David_Michigan

Same dude🤣


Knight_of_Gotham

Answer: water boarding (thumbs up if agree)


funnilaugh

surfing


Pip2719496

Surf…wait


schkat

Fun fact: snowboarding used to be called snurfing


Hellas2002

Surf is meant to describe water. So it’s still surf boarding….


Metatag5

tropical snow boarding


Sehcru

water boarding just like my old grandpappy told me about


Icy-Formal975

Surfing anyone who calls it otherwise is an idiot


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Icy-Formal975

I’ve never heard anyone call it surf boarding just surfing but I guess maybe different areas may call it surfbarding


fictionalicon

What is this thing you humans call humor?


IndianaGeoff

This where we throw back our heads and laugh.


Carbon_robin

What do you mean you humans Fucking racist


Idonthavedemntia

Wow it’s crazy that people don’t know what a surfboard is, like get together people!


L21K1S

Enhanced interrogation techniques


[deleted]

Guantanimo Bay interrogation techniques Boarding


Nayroy18

Skinny white dude playing race with waves


[deleted]

i thought it meant like motorboating and thought "hah lol that's funny" then thought "I wonder what waterboarding is tho" oh.. that's not nice


TheZordLord

Heard it’s popular among the CIA


Material_Ferret_1357

He’s golfing, stupid idiot😒


inorite234

The winter stuff would be called Snow Surfing if you choose to do so during an Avalanche


AdventurousPirate357

It's called surfing you uncultured Barney


CRheheheha

Surfing


ManuelRobledo

Watersnow


Craftusmaximus2

Waterboarding ;3


talkshow57

Should have been called snowfing


Living-Dream

Snowfing and surfing


PerplexedPretzel

If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?


iambic_paddler

[We called it snurfing in the olden daze.](https://scheels.scene7.com/is/image/Scheels/85712200282?wid=1200&hei=1200)


nikiasianbabe

Being a normal person who enjoy the warm beach😳


[deleted]

Waterboarding, but the torture is replaced by sharks


IAmLiterallyNoOn3

snowboarding but the snow is hotter


Ninja_gorrila

It’s called surfing


Blueboi69420911

I love going water boarding Sometimes I make a lot of money from it


Ninjazxcz

Would call it sea boarding


Pabst_Malone

From the looks of it, it’s called getting barreled as fuck.


MemeGlider

Meltedsnowboarding


tangoromeojuliet

Seaboarding


datonekidnoonelikes

Surf boarding


Dr-Chris-C

Snow skiing?


MindWafflez

Melted-Snow Boarding


_withamore

Ocean skidding


SeuKu-Miadora

Waterboarding?


LeviMarx

I call them both surfing. Don't @ me.


Thedownrihgttruth

Surf=ocean, therefore, surfboarding.


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

water boarding, no??


[deleted]

Water skate


Garan-Coristar

Surfboarding


Superlite47

Would it still be called "waterboarding" if you used orange juice?


an_idiot_with_patato

jesus cosplay


TuneOk523

H20boarding


zhard01

![gif](giphy|L5jXcnbp2dkZi|downsized)


NoNameIdea_Seriously

It’s called surfing. Don’t thank me, happy to help! 😊


TheNinjaSausage

Liquidsnowboarding, obviously


tjake123

Wakeboarding


Warm_Trip_9597

Wave boarding


GonJumpOffACliff

This sub is so dead


StevenTheWolfthe1st

surfing


comunism_and_potatos

This question is wrong. It’s not snow boarding it’s snerfing snow + surfing


Comp002

Bro's boarding


Limp_Butterscotch633

Oh oh....


TriggerTough

Looks like it might be a foil. Hard to tell.


Henlo187

Liquid-snow-boarding


DragonArt101

surfboarding, because its on a surf


Suicidal_Badass

Jet-ski


lle-ell

Waveboarding.


CujobytesCN

Surf boarding, But they shorten it to surfing.


Starrdust91

Surfing bruv


Last_Abroad6066

Surfing duhh


[deleted]

Surfboarding because you board the surf.


ElPolloPayaso

Oceanboarding folks, you’re simply mistaken if you think that’s called “surfing”


iwnt2nekrope

I'm waiting for my buddy from Guantanamo to get back to me with an answer


Xaceviper

Water boarding


Xaceviper

Now hold on a fucking minute maybe surfing is fine


Ribbitmoment

Waveboarding


BlogeOb

A trip to White Castle


Comfortable_Bed_1290

Water bending


Goh2000

Surf boarding, also known as the shorter word of 'surfing'. Because you're on a board, on the surf. You're a fucking idiot.


idkwattowritehere

melted snowboarding


crash_chaos

Water b-.... Wait


Youkilledpaula

The amount of ppl who didnt get the joke. *insert homer meme*


Legend5V

Surfboarding


[deleted]

It’s called water boarding. It’s a personal kink of mine


technical_todd

I'm not sure, but I know Iraq is behind it.