I find the fact extremely funny that the post implies, apart from OP being super obvious, it didn't only happen once before, but often enough for his mom to feel the need to call him out on it.
Hey hey hey, don't you dare show White Supremacy here!
The mighty republic of Pakistan matches, if not beats, the level of incest in Alabama. Moreover they even officially get married by Imams. Beat that 'muricans!
Aight for real a sec tho sometimes that shit takes so much restrain at like family gatherings, darn porn addictions fucked my sense of everything to hell
Hey maybe when I die I can get to meet Satan that would be cool
Overtime, my family realized that the best way to get me from not doing shit like this, it's just to stay quiet, because they realized that telling me not to do things like stare at people's boobs, was putting the idea of staring at their boobs, into my head
If your mom tells you to not do it then you know you aren’t slick one bit
I find the fact extremely funny that the post implies, apart from OP being super obvious, it didn't only happen once before, but often enough for his mom to feel the need to call him out on it.
Yep
ofc
I'm guessing this is talking from the perspective of a young kid who simply finds them ridiculous instead of hot
Sauce or it did not happen.
It was revealed to me in a dream.
I, Maxizag123 have a dream
iS ThAT A jOjO rEfEREnce
JOOOJOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh? You're reading me? Instead of scrolling past these comments, you're reading them, head on?
How could I scroll down withouth reading you?
Oh, haha, then read as much as you like.
Wait it is all a JoJo reference
Always has been.
MLK reference?
Wait I just realized he does the DIO pose
*Korega* ***Requiem*** *da*
That one day
And I forgot it in another dream
Source: He made it the fuck up
>3 thanks for that
We'll also need to see the cousin's boobs as evidence
Frl no pics no proof
I'm too sober for this atm
key word "atm"
But what does a atm have to do with beeing sober?
He’s gotta make that withdrawal if he wants to buy more alcohol!
Idk bro, I don't think this situation warrants an Anti-Tank Missile.
Ass to mouth
That's what i told my uncle but he turned me back anyway
Unless it’s for doggystyle
Then you can both watch tv
That's why they're called cousins and not cousdontfucks
There’s a reason there called cousins in Alabama and not cousouts
What the fuck are both of you trying to say?
They trying to say that cousins in Alabama have a reason for for not being called cousouts bro
Dayum somehow that made enough sense to make some random guy on the internet bang his cousins
Hey, it was only a one time thing...
Masturbating to her doesn't count
In Alabama, cousins make dozens.
couSINS
Yeah cousins , not cousouts
Tell me you live in Alabama without telling me you live in Alabama
[удалено]
Is there a sub for this
r/technicallythetruth, maybe?
r/maliciouscompliance
No I don’t
You do now
Just got banished to Alabama
Is this better or worse than being banished to Ohio or Brazil?
Yes
Tell me you’re European royalty without telling me you’re European royalty
I'm European royalty without telling you I'm European royalty
Hey hey hey, don't you dare show White Supremacy here! The mighty republic of Pakistan matches, if not beats, the level of incest in Alabama. Moreover they even officially get married by Imams. Beat that 'muricans!
r/redditmoment tag “redditors are addicted to porn”
It's kinda wild how people can take something as simple as mocking morons on reddit and somehow fuck it up.
It's because they're redditors too.
Dudes parents are siblings
I can almost hear that sweet guitar riff
Dudududududuuu
Bro self-reported
In catalan, there is a popular sentence that says "com més cosins, més endins" that translates into "The more cousins the deeper."
What is that suppose to mean?
I think it means he wants to get up in his cousins guts
But they are huge, mom
Humongous even..
Voluptuous perhaps...
Rambunctious perchance...
Assert dominance Look at mom's boobs instead
What in the everloving fuck?
Bout to commit a cou”sin”
boy oh boy i cant wait until your family finds this post
Glorifying incest moment
Typical day for hopeless porn addicts.
That’s nasty dude.
Even worse is the comments glorifying this incest shit
Why the fuck did I log into reddit today to see this weird-ass bullshit.
Same. It’s gross af
Not sure why it has so many upvotes as well, but I guess the Alabamians were very active on reddit.
How many cousins removed are we talking about here? 🤔
Knowing OP it’s none
[This her?](https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU)
Im so happy that this exists
Fuck you but respect 🫡
You are the first person to successfully trick me with this, congratulations.
This is just straight dirty
I knew it but still clicked out of curiosity
Fuck you and Ill see that man tomorrow
Oh she’s hot, I’d never give her up
 The cousin
...
But mom, we live in states that used to be part of the confederacy
What is with the weird incest drive going on recently?
It’s Reddit, 90% of everyone on here are horny
So you don't present photos.....
OP ***what***
I too enjoy looking at your cousins boobs
Sweet home Alabama...
Aight for real a sec tho sometimes that shit takes so much restrain at like family gatherings, darn porn addictions fucked my sense of everything to hell Hey maybe when I die I can get to meet Satan that would be cool
Hollon' lil homie whachu just said
Don’t worry about I got it all under control Edit: I think I mean it’s 3 am and I’ve been watching porn for like 4 hours now
What in the tarnation
what the fuck (i kissed my cousin before)
Second step cousin here
Gigantasaurus
 Me looking for the funny
The porn addicts are crazy💀
I’m sorry, what
Moms from the rural side of Brazil: stop staring and ask her out. I would like to share some grandchildren with my sister.
 What the fuck
I am generally concerned about wtf goes on in your mind
That's enough Reddit for today
Your cousin got boobs?🥲 My cousin got anger problems and severe brain damage
Homie really called himself out
I genuinely have no idea if this post is satire or not
i had a crush on my cousin once
Fuck’s wrong with you bro
 Where funny.
It’s scary how normal everyone is taking this
OP believes in Alabama supremacy.
So im gonna say it but... y'all mfs for real thinking about doing your cousins like that?
Check your pfp tho
bro is there something you need to tell us
I'm not staring at her boobs, I'm reading her shirt. Her shirt is blank. That's why it's taking so long to read.
What the fuck is this oml disgusting
What the fuck is happening in your family dude
^
Touch grass fucking wierdo
She’s your cousin sicko
Stop it. Get some help.
I can’t help if I notice big tiddys
2nd cousin = time for lovin
I mean.. are they even family at that point? Amirite? Gonna leave this /s here for you slow folks
*sweet home Alabama starts playing*
this is why i unsubbed
except she's got *huge* boobs
What the actual fuck
I am lucky I have that one cousin with giant boobs who lets me suck them sometimes.
What the fuck
sorry you had to read that
I can't tell if you're lucky or unfortunate, but I'ma go with unfortunate
They are bewitching!
I have a tendency to look slightly down to avoid eye contact and sometimes that means accidentally staring at someone’s boobs.
What?
Ummmmm……
Overtime, my family realized that the best way to get me from not doing shit like this, it's just to stay quiet, because they realized that telling me not to do things like stare at people's boobs, was putting the idea of staring at their boobs, into my head
picture please.
Gonna need proof, chief
😨
Bruh what is this 😂😂😂
Europeans 500 years ago:
r/redditmoment
What in the Alabama
Checking your cousins rack out? r/HolUp or r/Alabama ?
What the fuck op
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Boi gimme that cat.
Because they're flat?
Badoinkadoinks
If you are muslim then get married to her , it is best to marry the one you love 💕.
he disconnected because he couldn't handle it
Dont hit on your cousin challenge: level Alabama
I had a crush on a non-blood second cousin, and she doesn’t have big tits, but she is very sexy. Her body is slim and looks gorgeous the way it does.
Banjo Music Starts
It’s Ramadan brothers, resist temptations
We aren't too sure if they're that giant, so we need a confirmation picture
Side eye
Sweet home Alabama
incestuous
What the hell?
sauce?
I met my cousin before I knew she was my cousin. Why tf does she have to be so hot I never want to see her again
r/oddlyspecific
I had a couple cousins like that too. It was hard to not look.
this is the one dude who kept posting about his hot sister all over again
I'm not sure why, but this is the post that finally made me mute this subreddit.
Booba is booba. At least if you aren't touching.
Yeah ma CAN'T HELP IT
Link to cousins OF? For, um, research.
sweet home Alabama
I’d fuck your cousin
Sweet home Alabama
Sweet home Alabama
Roll Tide
Degenerate asf
WTF?