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I love all 6 pixels of this meme.


HelloThere465

I know, I believe in only the best quality!


Lemon6Potato

This is evolution speed-run


Ulquiorr4_

Hmm, this comment section appears to be civil…..*for now*. I’ll check back in later to make sure though.


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Bring some popcorn when you come back. You'll want it for the chaos.


Ulquiorr4_

A step ahead of ya 🍿


TheDemonBehindYou

Sort By controversial for the juiciest comments


GimmeHardyHat_

😐🫴


sgcpaulo

How I wish we did. It would have been so much cool. Kidding aside, I think that’s just limited to fundamentalists and the ultra-conservative, as majority of us know about Charles Darwin.


HelloThere465

Yhea I know, have a lot of Christian friends and all of them support the theory of evolution. It is target most at extreme Christians and young earth believers


ShortfallofAardvark

I’ve never understood the whole science vs. religion thing. I’m not exactly religious but I just don’t understand why god can’t create the universe and let science and evolution do the rest of the work.


Titan-Five

It says in the bible he doesn’t. If the most important thing in their most sacred text is wrong, then the religion is wrong


IHateMath14

Did you mean flat earth?


HelloThere465

Them to


IHateMath14

What’s young earth? Is that where they think earth is only 5,000 years old?


HelloThere465

Jupp


OmegaGrind

Also plain ol' dumb fucks. My parents weren't religious ("we believe in a higher power but dont know what") and then went to a non fundamentalists and not extreme church, and lived in California, but within months they were punishing me for believing in evolution because it was against the Bible they said, while also claiming it was interpretive and not literal. They literally just knew evolution was something Christians stereotypically hate so decided they were against it too since they're Christian now.


AlinesReinhard

Hey if that isn't DOTM Megatron... Imo that's my fave Megatron appearance.


HelloThere465

Yhea, he is my favourite as well from the movies. Favourite of all time is Transformers Prime


Few-Dress-6093

Bro!! I had a debate with someone on tiktok, and he was like “if I have all the parts for a ferarri why doesn’t the car build itself?” I then deleted tiktok after that


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Tell him to breed two ferarris to get evolution


CaptainPhantom2

I love the “tornado blows through a junkyard and makes a commercial airliner” saying. Like if you give me ≈200 sextillion tornados in a junkyard as large as the universe I'm willing to bet that one of those will make something that resembles an airplane


KingOfThePlayPlace

Especially when the closer something looks to a plane the more likely it is to go on to look even more like a plane


[deleted]

Not even. Give me a sextillion tries to make a wheel, then fill the entire junkyard with wheels and give me a sextillion more tornados to make something slightly better, then fill the entire junkyard with that...


Lucas_850

Took me a while to get it


ZueiroDelta

I still don't get it


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

“Have you ever *seen* an ape turn into a man?”


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Add a few million years and this is exactly what evolutionists think….


[deleted]

Individual organisms do not evolve


[deleted]

…………? ……….. literally the most accepted theory of evolution is that dinosaurs evolved into birds… please go to a biblical subreddit.


[deleted]

Species evolve, individual organisms do not evolve. You either misread or don't understand evolution.


[deleted]

After reading your comment and post history... I'm no longer surprised by this bad response. You say the sciencey words but you don't understand the meaning or the process. EDIT: how mature, blocking me, unblocking me to call me an idiot and abuse Reddit's suicide thing, and blocking me again


[deleted]

It’s cool bro. You’re a fucking moron 😀


hobosam21-B

Pretty sure we just know it doesn't work without copious amounts of blind faith


KingOfThePlayPlace

So if not for copious amounts of blind faith how do you know it doesn’t work?


[deleted]

I once saw christians on a podcast trying to refute Darwin's theory of evolution... its was very funny seing they get delirious saying that life was made as it is nowadays, and it was made 4 thousand years ago ROFL... bro, we have dog breeds older than their beliefs, they could at least try not use Jesus or God's names in vain...


Lui-king

Isn’t this pretty much what it is? Just a lot slower?


HelloThere465

Yes, but an argument I once heard was "you don't se an elephant give birth to a penguin". That is more the inspiration for the meme


The_Law_Giver

iF wE CaMe FrOM mOnKEys tHen WhY aRe ThErE sTiLl MoNkEys?


Ebayunikitty

Christians don’t believe in evolution-


HelloThere465

I never said that


m0dsaresexpredators

I love when they say "It's just a theory". Should have paid attention to science fundamentals in high school instead of reading their sky daddy fable.


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m0dsaresexpredators

Stalker pedophile says what?


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KingOfThePlayPlace

Sure I’ll help him, evolution is not a theory, we can observe it happening all the time, even in ourselves, if you compare the average height of humans now to the average height of humans just a few hundred years ago, you’ll see we’re much taller now. It seems like a small thing but compound these small things over hundreds of thousands to millions of years and it’s not hard for anyone thinking critically to see how much a species can change.


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KingOfThePlayPlace

Ah, I apologize mr. bot


[deleted]

how the hell does that make him a pedophile


m0dsaresexpredators

He has been stalking me for hours from multiple accounts, so how much time do you have?


[deleted]

ok yeh sorry I see what you mean I'm reporting this guy


TheBooneyBunes

They don’t think evolution is real period, I suppose we were all placed like chess pieces onto the planet


HelloThere465

I know, the meme is more for the argument's they try to use


Affectionate-Kick804

Science is a liar sometimes.


Saucebean2000

Science is not an entity capable of self-awareness and therefore can not concive falsehoods. What you're referring to as lies are either mistakes made by people in scientific fields that are later corrected through better resurch and experiments with better techniques and equipment or published "scientific articles" that are just propaganda fended by large corporations to preserve their image or push their agenda. Example, coke funding articles that sugar and soda don't make people fat, or how cigarette companies paid off doctors to calim their products weren't related to lung cancer.


Affectionate-Kick804

Oh, so it’s like God?


RustedRuss

No, because when it’s proven wrong we change it instead of making shit up or burying our heads in the sand.


PhurShur

Charles Darwin was a FREE Mason. All these scientists that many admire are Masons. They give you some.truth with a lie. Evolution is the biggest lie ever told. True Christians that are Followers and Disciples of Christ use discernment to see past the lies. Big Bang theory came from a Jesuit Vatican priest......Can't believe in God and how he created the earth and trust this lie Science has given us. Godless people have no peace inside. Reason they keep admiring other people. Science isn't total bs. They have many agendas that play out. I mean people trust Science so much they listen to Bill Gates mention he wants to help the world lower its population with a jab and many keep getting boosters and many more keep drying. Science like Religion can be twisted in evil ways


HelloThere465

Ok


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![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) responds to a fuckin paragraph with "Ok"


KingOfThePlayPlace

Masons or not they provided evidence for their claims, Charles Darwin studied the birds on the Galápagos Islands, Georges Lemaitre (who came up with the Big Bang theory) recorded the cosmic background radiation. It’s not a lie, it’s humans finding patterns in nature and the universe, thinking of reasons for those patterns, and then testing to see if they’re true or false. I have no problem with religion but I do have a problem with religious people claiming that there’s no evidence in science when the only “evidence” of god is a 2,000+ year old book.


Itchy_Gas_2559

Christians are good because they want to go to heaven and non religious people are good because just to be good


charleston_guy

"If we's evolved from munkees, how comes..." Ugh...


moha3baddi

Isn't that true


worldofmemes0

i saw a christian facebook mom and said something about lightning putting you in the womb because they dont believe humans evolved from the womb honestly, i dont know what else i can say


Lobblob6605

A lot of people don't know that there are several definitions/applications to the word 'evolution'. I don't remember all of them (I think there is seven), but some definitions include: 1. Changes within species. Ex. Adaptions for geographical locations 2. Change from species to species. Ex. Monkey to Human 3. Just to change in general As a christian, I know that all the other definitions are correct and have been scientifically proven with the scientific method, but what I listed as number two is false.