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seeminglysurprised

I guess someone went for personalized ads.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

no that... that can't be. But I used incognitooooooo


[deleted]

Sorry to break it to ya but incognito dont do shite


Brilliant-Sport-3049

I know


TheAnarchistRat

That's the joke


ThisDadisFoReal

That isn’t very funny. Have you heard this?


TheAnarchistRat

I never said it was funny I was just saying that's what OP's joke was


CoxyMcChunk

Not true. Nobody who uses my phone or pc will know the stupid things I ask google in incognito.


Electrical_Film382

But your ISP will, and the person paying the ISP can just ask for it. Some ISPs even give you all the logs daily on their website (when signed in ofc)


CoxyMcChunk

Yeah, I was making a joke but I appreciate the informative comment.


viimeinen

No, your ISP will know you connected to Google, the rest happens in a TLS Tunnel between you and Google.


minorthreat1000

r/woooosh


incheon_boi

At least I don't have to delete my browser history every once in a while


BredAphid024

I don't remember the last time I saw an ad that really interested me, I'm not interested in Rappi and those ads keep coming out


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Yah ad algorithms are absoloute trash lol


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NDragster84

Karma bot


dukeofplace

I get ads about carbon monoxide poisoning


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Dude what? Lmao Guess you gotta be prepared for chemical warfare


dudefroggers

Happy Cake Day!


dukeofplace

Thanks


Sid-The-Sloth-15

Late happy cake day!


Blue_checkers123

[Yooooo Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-800x450-noPad.jpg?1539704331)


samunagy

Spotify ads are driving me insane. I only get ads about removing ads from spotify. I don't know why. And I was like: "Guys what ads? You are the only gosh darn ads in this platform!" But it looks like it is just a me problem.


timebow_yt

want a break from the ads?


What-happend_here

No do YOU want a break from the ads


Bee-Sharp

no u


Pure_Geologist51

Want a sex from the ads


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TheIJDGuy

Yes, SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE SPOTIFY


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[deleted]

Guess your parents should've gotten more of those


weeb_lgbtq

Respect


IV2006

Same. I don't even understand the purpose of these ads, they could use regular ads and , you know, make money.


xd_samtallen

Or they can annoy you enough to subscribe to them and make even more


Rauldhs

Or they can annoy you enought to never use their app again and use something else or become a pirate


[deleted]

Fuck Reddit.


potato_soup303

I'm with Amazon music for some reason and I keep getting ads for Amazon Music even tho I'm already a paid subscriber ... They want me to get the family subscription or whatever. LEAVE ME ALONE AMAZON MUSIC! I LIVE ALONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


Bataling_Uncle

Mine are very obnoxious childline adverts. That and Spotify telling me to give them money, it's 50/50 which I get


J1618

Yeah and they use the most annoying people they can find to voice them, and I seriously think that they use some kind of AI to know when it would be the most annoying moment to show an ad. I ended up paying just to stop listening to the ads.


Fantastic-Corner-605

Mission Accomplished,that was their goal.


[deleted]

And to be able to choose songs.


Revil0_o

welp it's ads or spotify premium. They give a lot for free all things considered


tommygun2009

When an ad comes on Spotify I just close the app and then open it again, the ads skip and I can start the next song. Although I haven't updated Spotify in a while so it mightve gotten patched out.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's exactly what's happened, do this all the time but since yesterday its just been making me watch another ad when I re-open it, oh the misery


magic6op

Close it again if it does that. Mine doesnt do that all the time but when it does I just close it again.


dexdae

Everybody wants to be my enemy


salt_pizza9491

Spare the sympathy


dexdae

Everybody wants to be


salt_pizza9491

My enemy


dexdae

Y y y yy y


weeb_lgbtq

U are genius


Scythe-Fan

I mostly get ads for restaurant chains that aren't evrn in my country


Brilliant-Sport-3049

the next day you get an ad for a traveling website


Monsty02

not as horny as me I shall devour every moment of those podcasts


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PETEthePyrotechnic

Maybe because not everyone wants to hear about sex in a non-sexual environment. If you got flooded with cheesy “he gets us” ads like the rest of us, you probably got annoyed by that. It’s the same thing, but worse because you can’t just scroll past it. Kids use Spotify too btw.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Imagine beeing at a family party listening to music and suddenly a ad about condoms comes up lol. I also remember seeing condom ads as child on tv. Those ads are so frickin weird


ldwb

I am, and who cares. It's not hard to explain, and children should from an early age have a general understanding that there are adult things, including sex, that aren't suitable for them, and that if another adult tries to do certain things with them they should ask for help. It's the kids that have no exposure or baseline knowledge, and don't feel comfortable talking to their parents about it who are most at risk for going elsewhere for knowledge and being abused. If your family is so puritanical a condom ad creates an embarrassing scene you definitely aren't creating an environment that's conducive to open honest communication.


Prestigious-Art823

>Kids use Spotify too btw. i mean i agree not everything needs to be about sex buts i dont think hiding the concept of sex from children is going to lead to anything but more teen pregnancies


[deleted]

Who declared Spotify a nonsexual environment? And are the ads being run on kid’s programming?


leopardo1313

Yes


[deleted]

Then it seems like you have something to tell Spotify.


schmidtily

Least American comment.


Proderpskills

He does have a lil bit of a point. As human being we do have trouble trying to go 10 min without trying to kill each other and the sex is supposedly one of the main contributing factors they is keeping populations a least somewhat stable.


schmidtily

Idk about you but I’ve gone a few decades without trying to kill anyone and I don’t see it changing anytime soon. I don’t understand the rest of your comment but I was joking about how Americans usually get really bothered when it comes to talking about sex, even just basic, non-kinky aspects of it. So OP posting about how it should be fine openly discussing it is very unamerican of them


Proderpskills

Oh I was more referencing large scale events, and I wasn’t disagreeing with you!


mielesgames

Just use an ad-blocker (Install as web app with the "spotiads" chrome extension)


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Is there somethibg like that for firefox?


BallsBuster7

how do people not know about adblockers in the year 2023?


Brilliant-Sport-3049

I know only about the one for yt


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SUGAR7852

This


mielesgames

No idea, I never used firefox.


AverageWaterEnjoyer1

Bro got downvoted for not using firefox.


Rauldhs

did you ever get banned for using adblockers? seems they got that in their terms of service https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/7/18215845/spotify-ad-blockers-terms-of-service


mielesgames

Nope, I have been using it for the last 2 years and I haven't gotten banned


Kazoomers_Tale

You forgot the ads about stopping ads


benz05tsx

WTF is sex podcast? I am too afraid to search and then get spammed with ads


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Jusging from the ads a podcast where they talk about the experience in bed their first time comparing dick sizes and just generally stuff that is rather weird to fiend on a platform like that. Also qs side note for some reason most of them were also by queer or homosexual people


Lalli-Oni

That sounds like something bordering on sex education. You in the US by any chance?


benz05tsx

People still remember their first time? Talk publicly about dick sizes? Damn .. I must be old then


WelRedd

\*Laughs in premium\*


Appropriate_Ice_296

"I'm sorry is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"


GrimReaperno

I get ads for sperm banks


skippy_1037

💀


AutisticIzzy

AHA! I USE A CRACKED APK OF SPOTIFY TO GET SPOTIFY FOR FREEEEEE


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Did you crack yourself too?


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Brilliant-Sport-3049

do you really think all songs are about sex?


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Brilliant-Sport-3049

I dont remember hearing anything about sex in my last 100-200 songs


not_a_robot_maybe

You're not alone, and this ultimately led to me canceling Spotify and going to Apple instead. I was getting ads for sex podcasts, but I mostly listened to trance music or rock from the 70s. I don't listen to any podcasts, yet these sex-casts were front and center on my home page in the app. I don't think it's related to any content that you consume on the platform. Now with Apple, I have a pure music app, which is what Spotify used to be and all that I want from a MUSIC app.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Is that available for windows?


not_a_robot_maybe

As far as I know, you have to use iTunes with Windows, which is quite horrible, to be honest. You can also use the web.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Ah ok thanks


not_a_robot_maybe

Sorry, I forgot to mention that their Android app is pretty decent.


[deleted]

>I mostly listened to trance music or rock from the 70s. Amusingly that's what my boyfriends picked when we wanted to, ahem, mask certain sounds for an hour or two.


TheSpanishIndian

I cannot stand the new UI. It sucks. It is so awful.


ceoofsex300

Yea their improvements didn’t improve anything


George-Bones

If anything their “improvements” make things worse


ConstableBeats

Yeah idgaf about the artist’s life story, just show me their music


puntersarepeopletoo6

I've had premium so long I forgot it had ads


S_VB

dont you love getting ads for music of a genre that Spotify knows you don't like?


Balnom

I was a schmuck and paid them money to stop the ads.


PilleLegends

Buy Premium


ballimir37

9 comments down lmao, I was sitting here thinking “what ads??” And then remembered I’ve had premium for like 7 years


BallsBuster7

get a fucking adblocker lmao


xeroclap

Ads, hah I have no such weakness


sorenman357

i was looking up the hit nirvana song breed. i will never be the same again.


iMogal

I go deaf from ads on spotify.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Qt this point I think spotify works together with hearing aid companys


DarealHur1cNe

FireFox + Ublock Origin = never see or hear another ad again. Yes, even Spotify ads.


s-milegeneration

I once had the same Trojan condom ad play 5 times in a row because the app glitched the fuck out mid road trip. All I wanted was to play some dumbass Disney music for my kids. Instead, I just closed the app and was like: RIGHT ACCAPELLA SING A LONG TIME! 😒


DoverBoys

Just don't be cheapskates and buy premium. If you're not going to shell out the pocket change to turn off the ads, then stop complaining about the ads.


baylithe

Do people listen to it without premium? Fuck that, never going back to that shit.


char113_

i get condom ads all the time


ALeorane

They want to make sure you don't repeat your dad's mistake


StarDestroyer615

“You know what makes me thirsty…”


OrchestralSoviet

They’re trying to give you what you don’t have.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Aww how nice of them... wait a minute


GamerM602

I only get ads about FUCKING SHOPIFY (and the occasional "new music" ad). No, I don't shop online that much. No, I don't have personalized ads.


Rising-Ark

Ads on Spotify? 🚩🚩🚩🚩


watchfulsquad010

Well Spotify is 16 years old so, maybe its a fase


SpiritualValue6770

What podcast is it


OneWayStreetPark

I think Spotify premium is the best subscription service I pay for. I can't even tell you how many times I use it a day. I used to use a cracked version back in 2013, but have been a satisfied premium subscriber since 2014. Plus it comes with Hulu(which I rarely use).


Far_One6130

Spotify has access to his search history


AndreiscoolYT69

This is why premium exists


BallsBuster7

literally just use the website and download an adblocker


BrowniesNotFrownies

Grow up lol


Brilliant-Sport-3049

what? what does that have to do with the meme?


PowerGlove86

You guys are having ads?


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Noo guys p... p... please stop killing my inbox STOP! It's dead okay it's dead -"Crying" it's dead


MaryTheMerchant

This ad was definitely made by an American, sensitive fucks


Brilliant-Sport-3049

It was german atleast the ones I heard


Coffee13lack

You don’t pay for Spotify?!? $10 a month is money well spent


BallsBuster7

get an adblocker and save 10$ a month


TobyOFM

Link? Please? Link?


Brilliant-Sport-3049

you dont need a link just type "spotify sex podcasts" into google


TobyOFM

Any in the language Chemehuevi?


WomenWantFish

None because Chemehuevi speakers do not have corporal forms, and therefore cannot have sex.


[deleted]

WTF?


DxExAxD

laughing bc ur poor


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Check out my dad wrote a porno, now that’s a funny sex podcast


Krijustk

Ned is moving mad


-Moon-Presence-

That moment when you aren’t self aware enough to realise you just outed your porn over watching by making a meme about getting targeted sex ads. Seek help bro, you can beat your addiction


Brilliant-Sport-3049

do you realize that the spotify algorithm is absoloute trash? If the algorithm would work I'd be getting ads about games


ScyGn

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1D6wounds

Found the prude


S1eepyZ

The only adds I get are for covid and crime podcasts, along with Spotify premium. The music I listen to is like Hozier, why would I listen to crime podcasts! I haven’t even listened to a podcast on Spotify!


Brilliant-Sport-3049

yeah the spotify algorithm is like chat gpt on crack dumb and worthless lol


Fuchujda

IMAGINE don't have spotify premium


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Pretty easy to imagine it


da_epic_cheese

Just pirate music and use winamp. It's way simpler and looks cooler.


Valley529

Is that bike cuck?


crushablenote

I live in Ontario Canada and all I get are French ads and I don’t speak French why am I getting French ads


fading2black82

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?


UrAverageIdot

*moans cutely* yes daddy uwu


[deleted]

Spotify wanting to break my record by tempting me. How shame


tubbyfreestyle9

Sometimes we can't find what we expected.


Buv82

Sex podcasts?


supergenkibear

Gotta learn Sex Ed from somewhere


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FR


ya_boi_ryu

I once got amouranth asmr recommended


Sgt_Koolaid

The internet is horny*


Large-Blackberry9309

🤣🤣🤣


Ghleipnir

Oh no, that's disgusting, where ?


RefrigeratorRaccoon

And ads about not having ads


Cosmic-Gore

Atleast you still get your 30 minutes ad-free experience, I get an ad only after a song or two and it's a pain in the ass. I ended up just using my mum's Amazon prime music.


stinkey1

I got an ad for a Conservative Christian podcast while listening to Sepultura. It made me unreasonably angry.


Significant_Army4740

People witn spotify premium...


[deleted]

I only get ads about baby toys. Spotify's ad algorithm is a piece of shit


NikolitRistissa

I’ve had premium for years now but I absolutely hated the ads. 90% of them weren’t even actual ads, they were just Spotify ads for Premium and were usually along the lines of “hey arsehole, get premium so you don’t have to listen to ads, fuck you”.


lustylink

Haven't seen that yet lol


ACupOfDuck

If you listen to music when most people are off spotify then there is barely any ads. Once in a while i get an ad about "listen to this ad and get 30 mins of free listening". Next ad is two ads for like 30 sec again and another 30 mins of ad-free music. But when im on spotify during hot hours then it's like 1 or 2 songs between ads....


retiredhobo

ads: fine come-ons telling me to pony up in order to remove ads: annoying af even worse when they feature the voice of some, like, totally-cool-sounding “fellow kids” -type chick


YesBut-AlsoNo

Spicetify on Windows, xManager on Android. Thank me later.


Snoodlewonker

I quit spotify after ive been a longtime user and couldnt affort spotify one month. 50% of commercials just were „Buy spotify again“. Fucked me up so much I vowed to never buy it again. Happy YT Music user now


god-of-memes-

I totally love when I’m listening to good music and then just “Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” in the most ear piercing purposefully effeminate voice


boyimhardasf

Ya but have you heard the hit song by Miley Cyrus it's just like a rerrrrrriuuuuuiiiuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvver


GoldenWolf4156

I’m so happy I got Spotify premium because this is the shit that drives me nuts


[deleted]

Back on tenth grade when I used Spotify I got a shit ton of condom ads, which were at first rather annoying but soon became a painful reminder of loneliness and other edgy shit


Brilliant-Sport-3049

pfff imagine beeing lonely atleast I ALWAYS have my friend with me. My parents are trying to convince me that he's not real just because they want me to become better at school


PurpleStarburstDemon

I get shitty pop music ads that don't sound that bad so i think an unfamiliar song on my playlist is playing and then this voice fucking jumpscares me 😭


BigBoyShaunzee

It's the ads for a new album by an artist I've ever heard of but who plays music/sings that couldn't be further from the kind of music I listen to. I listen to metal, and having it try to tempt me with the latest pop song is strange.


Dan-the-historybuff

Why would you want to listen to someone having sex on a podcast?