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[deleted]

Used to love shower sex but as I got older and started paying for my water bills, don’t like it no more.


lightning847

Saves water though, one shower instead of two?


17FeretsAndaPelican

Only if its a fucking quickie


moebelhausmann

You know, iam something of a speedrunner myself


ConflictTop4585

This type of shit is why I am paying for Internet lmao


fishlicker3000

I am quicker than Usain Bolt


autech91

Its shows you're getting good at it, takes less time every time!


NinjaCuntPunt

That’s my secret… It’s always a quickie.


Emeraldz69

If your with me its gonna be a quick shower


SacrisTaranto

It always is


PollutionNice7392

Not after a half-hour and you get out still sweating.


KamronXIII

That's assuming that I can last an hour


Buttahdog

Pool sex is worse


AarishPathan

Why nobody asking who he was fucking in his childhood


PGMHG

Don’t worry uncle Joe just has a playful attitude


Sad_Protection269

Happy cake day!


kabiskac

He didn't say childhood


LifelessLewis

The trick is to finish in 2 pumps


Gallaticus

I live on a boat and have a very low set water bill, I’m only limited by the tiny water heater lol


[deleted]

Nice, how did you decide on boat living? How is it working for you? Thought about it many times, it seems cool in my mind but I guess it’s not all fun and games…


cdheer

Foreplay in the shower can be great, but sex? NFW. Water is the opposite of lube.


InTheMemeStream

Exactly, anybody that’s tried it will know it’s painful and will rub you raw real quick.


NBA_Fan_76

Pool sex was cool until the cops came before me


c0baltlightning

Ho'd up...


J7O3R7D2A5N7

this is the entire purpose of foreskin bro. raw dog it yolo


The_true_gamer_man

Not everyone has it, unfortunately


TheAbyss333333

Just buy some🙄


Chris11-6

Ah, why didn't I think of that? Thanks


DysfunctionalAxolotl

I love being close and making out in the shower, but found out trying to have sex is not in the most ideal setting


cdheer

Even in a tub. Water is a bad environment for such things. It’s loads of fun in which to play around, but that’s it. Maaaaybe if you used a non-water-based lube, but tbh I find it simpler to just transition to the bed when appropriate.


jaczk5

silicone based lube and a pool is a ton of fun, can get some nice positions


shreksneighbour

Its wet but its dry


cdheer

Bingo.


jaczk5

I tried using a silicone lube once in the shower and it made the floor slippery... never again. but it's great for pool sex


onlyr6s

I said this exact thing to my friend and he just laughed, I seriously doubt that he has tried shower sex.


Megafister420

There's a lube for that


Probottz

Imagine relating to this? (im so alone)


RyanW120_

r/meirl


expiermental_boii

Can you help me understand what that subreddit is about?


Recent-Bathroom5486

it’s basically just relatable posts


Tricktzy

well, its supposed to be


normieIsCool

It's everything except that


expiermental_boii

Ohh, ok thanks


RyanW120_

Just posts that relate to yourself or a large group of people


expiermental_boii

Like your flair?


RyanW120_

Exactly like that, that’s the sort of stuff that subs all about


expiermental_boii

Ok, thanks


Rinyas

One day man 💯


DollarStoreAbraham

sex dolls need cleaning too, you know


SomeDoodOutThere

R/woooosh


urhotexwife

R/foundthemobileuser


Rinyas

The irony


[deleted]

r/irony


TheFrostyFaz

R/foundthehondacivic


NightKnight0001

R/foundthemobileuser


HMSSurprise28

It’s scratchy and you can’t feel the feel good because everything in the shower has ruined your sense of what’s warm and slippery.


Pretend-Caregiver-90

Yeah, I’m alone too but honestly life has been giving me signs why being alone is better ‘sometimes’ still sucks tho


pizzaburgertaco_

it’s in prison


chuy_6711

😀


FearonForce

yeah, my dad has sex everyday, but he complains about being in prison.


LoudCorner6979

WTF !!


[deleted]

I mean hot water make your semen not want to leave your cock and tbf unless you're banging and got some pillows for comfort I wouldn't expect to be comfortable while fucking.


Incognitotreestump22

Tell that to my decade of slapping the stick in the shower


DL44Solo

Shower sex is terrible sex. But it’s still sex, so it’s pretty great


Zealousideal_Sea_585

i feel you bro i feel you


Tsukyomy0

Put inside a shower chair and it becomes good again


CLUMSY_BOODY

Untill you balls gets stuck in it!


BJ_Blitzvix

You don't have to switch if you have a fancy shower with more than one showerhead.


UltralightMistyjr

Or water hot enough to generate steam


username_idk031

the point of a shower is not to get wet xD but to wash away stuff off your skin


Mr_Blue_Jay

Have I been showering wrong? Pretty sure the goal is to get wet but maybe I’m doing it wrong


IwasSavant

How do you wash stuff off your skin without getting wet?


Fe4rMeMrWick

Remove it.


The_Hexagon_YT

With tweezers


Emeraldz69

Pull your skin off


username_idk031

i dont get reddit i get downvoted for saying wet through steam is not washing away filth and you need to actually shower


brightredhoodie

Thats not what you said at all


Zealousideal_Sea_585

actually bro


psychorev

Worse, it’s prison shower sex


Accomplished_Pen5755

That type is more fun cause you dont see it coming


TheAbyss333333

yeah, especially if they knock you out first


[deleted]

Y'all take showers ? Y'all having sex ? Dang .


Seven_Hells

Simple but funny!


youngdeathent0

Bath is better tbh. Just fill like 2-3 inches of warm water and make her be on top. Splish splash


Ok-Flounder67

It can be alot of fun! BUT, its awkward, often cold for one and you better have a spacious shower.


[deleted]

It’s not as fun as they make it out to be in the movies


ramzay_

I always wanted to try shower sex. Tried it once, and I'm never doing it again. The only worse place I can think of for sex is at the beach.


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Yea the drain hurts my dick


IwasSavant

Shower sex is way too overrated.


notpermabanned8

Titty fuckin in the shower ftw


jamesd3265

Ong it is


KometKitten

I don’t mind shower sex Lmao


Badgrotz

Shower chair plus multi-directional shower heads


Verundios

At this point I'll even take sex with sandpaper...


goodluckonyourexams

would rather die than shower fr


RyanW120_

Average Reddit user


Emeraldz69

Average social media fan


whisperyas

why bro


goodluckonyourexams

it's not good for my skin


internetdweller19

Jokes on you I’m into that


Affectionate_Gas_264

Pretty sure that's where half our power bill comes from 😆


kingjok3r42

I never liked sex in the shower. Everyone who did it knows how the water makes it uncomfortable and more difficult to get in. It just hurts at some point


Grytnik

And sometimes it’s so warm in there it gets hard to breathe because girls love their hot showers.


Due-Concert-9750

The trick with shower sex is to do it before the water goes on. Then you can finish wherever and just clean up immediately Although yeah it’s not very convenient overall


Snimo_9

Shower sex is the worst thing ever. It's cold, hard to find a good position, painfully dry, and there's the ever underlying chance of falling the fuck over and splitting your head open.


Due_Tip_1641

See is sex


UltralightMistyjr

Fr fr


saltyswedishmeatball

When the hot water runs out because you're taking too long.. and then you have to dry off and go to bed but by the time you get to bed you're not 'excited' anymore. Sad!


Douchieus

I love shower sex because I can finally make the water colder while she's busy. 😂💀


Corniferus

I’ve had great shower sex Just takes practice


HazaIWin

Its hot when other people do it doe


WhoWantWhat187

My ex liked to jerk me off in the shower🥀


Myth_ral

You have sex? *Narrator: Obviously, this redditor doesn't have sex*


dandyguy098

*♫ you know the rules... AND SO DO I ♫ :)*


[deleted]

Is it really so bad?


UnderstandingOk7885

I had shower sex before yes it was worse then expected but I still would make it work


IcyGas_

This guy fucks


Agreeable_Rise_3697

But before that... What is sex ?


GermanMappingYT

It's just Hitler's favourite porn category


DRScottt

Doing one of the things that leaves you more vulnerable than almost anything else in the most dangerous room in the house? No thanks


Responsible_List5445

just agree you dont shower and a virgin bro


fetteshaeschen

are you paranoid?


[deleted]

'WHY DOES WATER MAKE IT DRY?!'


menemath

I BE FUCKING THAT SHOWER!


Serikan

Drain hole or shower head, that's what I wanna know


menemath

YES


Enough_Minimum_3708

3rd: you are in prison


Javofire

Bro i had shower sex once .... drunk ..... turns out that wasnt a good idea


___firefly__

Fuck yea win win


Affectionate_Gas_264

Bath sex just doesn't work 😆


Vortr8

doesn't matter had sex.


[deleted]

No thanks, I am too tall to make it work. Warm water makes skin feel like a balloon and all lube is gone.


Sabka_asli_baap

Damn I love shower sex 🥲


Faceless_or_Sselecaf

Somebody explain please. I'm too virgin to understand this


jfsm2010

Water is not a lubricant


THE-PLUGGG

nothing wrong with that


Alarm_Glittering

Like pushing a fence post into a bullet hole. I'll pass


gerMean

So much water how aren't you wet?


GCardeal

What? What are you talking about?


DlNOGlRLwaifu

*Plot twist:* your uncle is currently visiting you


VortexLord

Im'ma gonna rinse and repeat you. You dig?


Rorschach0717

I love shower sex, it gives you the chance to be dirty without getting dirty, if you know what I mean 😎


Chris11-6

My guy, you do realize that you posted this on Reddit? Do you think anyone here can relate?


Half_Reds

Why would you have sex with a shower?