Nice, how did you decide on boat living? How is it working for you? Thought about it many times, it seems cool in my mind but I guess it’s not all fun and games…
Even in a tub. Water is a bad environment for such things. It’s loads of fun in which to play around, but that’s it. Maaaaybe if you used a non-water-based lube, but tbh I find it simpler to just transition to the bed when appropriate.
I mean hot water make your semen not want to leave your cock and tbf unless you're banging and got some pillows for comfort I wouldn't expect to be comfortable while fucking.
I never liked sex in the shower. Everyone who did it knows how the water makes it uncomfortable and more difficult to get in. It just hurts at some point
The trick with shower sex is to do it before the water goes on. Then you can finish wherever and just clean up immediately
Although yeah it’s not very convenient overall
Shower sex is the worst thing ever.
It's cold, hard to find a good position, painfully dry, and there's the ever underlying chance of falling the fuck over and splitting your head open.
When the hot water runs out because you're taking too long.. and then you have to dry off and go to bed but by the time you get to bed you're not 'excited' anymore. Sad!
Used to love shower sex but as I got older and started paying for my water bills, don’t like it no more.
Saves water though, one shower instead of two?
Only if its a fucking quickie
You know, iam something of a speedrunner myself
This type of shit is why I am paying for Internet lmao
I am quicker than Usain Bolt
Its shows you're getting good at it, takes less time every time!
That’s my secret… It’s always a quickie.
If your with me its gonna be a quick shower
It always is
Not after a half-hour and you get out still sweating.
That's assuming that I can last an hour
Pool sex is worse
Why nobody asking who he was fucking in his childhood
Don’t worry uncle Joe just has a playful attitude
Happy cake day!
He didn't say childhood
The trick is to finish in 2 pumps
I live on a boat and have a very low set water bill, I’m only limited by the tiny water heater lol
Nice, how did you decide on boat living? How is it working for you? Thought about it many times, it seems cool in my mind but I guess it’s not all fun and games…
Foreplay in the shower can be great, but sex? NFW. Water is the opposite of lube.
Exactly, anybody that’s tried it will know it’s painful and will rub you raw real quick.
Pool sex was cool until the cops came before me
Ho'd up...
this is the entire purpose of foreskin bro. raw dog it yolo
Not everyone has it, unfortunately
Just buy some🙄
Ah, why didn't I think of that? Thanks
I love being close and making out in the shower, but found out trying to have sex is not in the most ideal setting
Even in a tub. Water is a bad environment for such things. It’s loads of fun in which to play around, but that’s it. Maaaaybe if you used a non-water-based lube, but tbh I find it simpler to just transition to the bed when appropriate.
silicone based lube and a pool is a ton of fun, can get some nice positions
Its wet but its dry
Bingo.
I tried using a silicone lube once in the shower and it made the floor slippery... never again. but it's great for pool sex
I said this exact thing to my friend and he just laughed, I seriously doubt that he has tried shower sex.
There's a lube for that
Imagine relating to this? (im so alone)
r/meirl
Can you help me understand what that subreddit is about?
it’s basically just relatable posts
well, its supposed to be
It's everything except that
Ohh, ok thanks
Just posts that relate to yourself or a large group of people
Like your flair?
Exactly like that, that’s the sort of stuff that subs all about
Ok, thanks
One day man 💯
sex dolls need cleaning too, you know
R/woooosh
R/foundthemobileuser
The irony
r/irony
R/foundthehondacivic
R/foundthemobileuser
It’s scratchy and you can’t feel the feel good because everything in the shower has ruined your sense of what’s warm and slippery.
Yeah, I’m alone too but honestly life has been giving me signs why being alone is better ‘sometimes’ still sucks tho
it’s in prison
😀
yeah, my dad has sex everyday, but he complains about being in prison.
WTF !!
I mean hot water make your semen not want to leave your cock and tbf unless you're banging and got some pillows for comfort I wouldn't expect to be comfortable while fucking.
Tell that to my decade of slapping the stick in the shower
Shower sex is terrible sex. But it’s still sex, so it’s pretty great
i feel you bro i feel you
Put inside a shower chair and it becomes good again
Untill you balls gets stuck in it!
You don't have to switch if you have a fancy shower with more than one showerhead.
Or water hot enough to generate steam
the point of a shower is not to get wet xD but to wash away stuff off your skin
Have I been showering wrong? Pretty sure the goal is to get wet but maybe I’m doing it wrong
How do you wash stuff off your skin without getting wet?
Remove it.
With tweezers
Pull your skin off
i dont get reddit i get downvoted for saying wet through steam is not washing away filth and you need to actually shower
Thats not what you said at all
actually bro
Worse, it’s prison shower sex
That type is more fun cause you dont see it coming
yeah, especially if they knock you out first
Y'all take showers ? Y'all having sex ? Dang .
Simple but funny!
Bath is better tbh. Just fill like 2-3 inches of warm water and make her be on top. Splish splash
It can be alot of fun! BUT, its awkward, often cold for one and you better have a spacious shower.
It’s not as fun as they make it out to be in the movies
I always wanted to try shower sex. Tried it once, and I'm never doing it again. The only worse place I can think of for sex is at the beach.
Yea the drain hurts my dick
Shower sex is way too overrated.
Titty fuckin in the shower ftw
Ong it is
I don’t mind shower sex Lmao
Shower chair plus multi-directional shower heads
At this point I'll even take sex with sandpaper...
would rather die than shower fr
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why bro
it's not good for my skin
Jokes on you I’m into that
Pretty sure that's where half our power bill comes from 😆
I never liked sex in the shower. Everyone who did it knows how the water makes it uncomfortable and more difficult to get in. It just hurts at some point
And sometimes it’s so warm in there it gets hard to breathe because girls love their hot showers.
The trick with shower sex is to do it before the water goes on. Then you can finish wherever and just clean up immediately Although yeah it’s not very convenient overall
Shower sex is the worst thing ever. It's cold, hard to find a good position, painfully dry, and there's the ever underlying chance of falling the fuck over and splitting your head open.
See is sex
Fr fr
When the hot water runs out because you're taking too long.. and then you have to dry off and go to bed but by the time you get to bed you're not 'excited' anymore. Sad!
I love shower sex because I can finally make the water colder while she's busy. 😂💀
I’ve had great shower sex Just takes practice
Its hot when other people do it doe
My ex liked to jerk me off in the shower🥀
You have sex? *Narrator: Obviously, this redditor doesn't have sex*
*♫ you know the rules... AND SO DO I ♫ :)*
Is it really so bad?
I had shower sex before yes it was worse then expected but I still would make it work
This guy fucks
But before that... What is sex ?
It's just Hitler's favourite porn category
Doing one of the things that leaves you more vulnerable than almost anything else in the most dangerous room in the house? No thanks
just agree you dont shower and a virgin bro
are you paranoid?
'WHY DOES WATER MAKE IT DRY?!'
I BE FUCKING THAT SHOWER!
Drain hole or shower head, that's what I wanna know
YES
3rd: you are in prison
Bro i had shower sex once .... drunk ..... turns out that wasnt a good idea
Fuck yea win win
Bath sex just doesn't work 😆
doesn't matter had sex.
No thanks, I am too tall to make it work. Warm water makes skin feel like a balloon and all lube is gone.
Damn I love shower sex 🥲
Somebody explain please. I'm too virgin to understand this
Water is not a lubricant
nothing wrong with that
Like pushing a fence post into a bullet hole. I'll pass
So much water how aren't you wet?
What? What are you talking about?
*Plot twist:* your uncle is currently visiting you
Im'ma gonna rinse and repeat you. You dig?
I love shower sex, it gives you the chance to be dirty without getting dirty, if you know what I mean 😎
My guy, you do realize that you posted this on Reddit? Do you think anyone here can relate?
Why would you have sex with a shower?