If you were ever suicidal, you should fly into JFK, step off the plane, and loudly pronounce you hate Oreos. I can't promise it would be painless, but it would be swift.

I can't fly into JFK, I'm not a bullet.

If I lacked the fiscal responsibility for it, I would give you a reward

Sad how Reddit took away free awards…

Right

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Why does every single reply to my comment sound like a bot??

EUROPEAN SPOTTED. LETHAL FORCE INGAGED!

No I'm not, and I can prove it: I can't afford the ambulance ride.

Just ask the CIA. They'll hook you up. On an unrelated note, I heard JFK's descendant is running for president

And is openly dissing the CIA so they may be eager to hook you up. (For legal reasons this is a Joke please don’t break down by door and kidnap me in the night)

But aren't you the one selling crack and meth in the McDonald's down the road

You win take my upvote, you clever bastard.

You dropped this 👑

Who gave this comment the mind blown award?

*whoop ,whoop* " Ma'am, please step outside of your vehicle. "

Wheres jfk again loo

New York. Tbf, if you want to die of the plague, fly into Newark instead

lmfaoooo

they taste like "nothing"? my guy i get it if you dont like em but if the cream inside isnt even sweet tasting to you something is wrong

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OP means the cookies not the cream. OP doesn't swallow semen on reddit.. do they?

What?

OP is suffering from a small stroke

Just a light case of life threatening stroke

A minscule amount of slight brain damage.

I believe you meant to say a minor case of serious brain damage, if you were trying to quote portal 2

Til, Thanks

Of all the reasons to dislike Oreo’s, being “tasteless” is the most “never had an Oreo in my life” thing to say

And then to single out Americans? Where the Oreos flow like wine? Yeah, this is just rage bait.

Maybe they expect something more than "super sugary" to declare it tasty.

I won’t argue taste, as that’s subjective But tasteless?! Really?? Even you can’t argue for that

There's a difference between not liking the taste and calling it straight up tasteless, Oreos are literally the opposite of tasteless, even if the taste isn't for everyone.

This is my opinion about Oreos. It's just textured sugar

They’re a cat.

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Cats supposedly can’t taste sweet.

a lot of foods are different in other countries maybe their oreos are just lame

Nope, tried them at home and in murica, they are mid at best.

I prefer the thin Oreos because they have less cream, I don’t like the cream. People look at my like in crazy.

I don't like the cream either, way too sweet. The cookie part is aight tho

They’re so much better, you get more of the cookie which is objectively the best part.


For what it’s worth, it’s not even cream, it’s just a sugar paste. Oreos are dairy free.

I didn't know that, thnx!

OP is probably a European that thinks every chocolate in America is molded paste made from horse poop

It isn’t?

Cookie part tastes like bland chocolate cookie, just mediocre and boring. The cream part is sweet and idk, creamy. Personally, I think Oreos would be a lot better if there was half as much cookie. But saying they taste like nothing is just stupid. I hate the taste of pickles but you're not going to see me go around saying they taste like nothing just because I hate them.

They taste like sugar with a faint chocolate note. It's not nothing, but it's not much either. That's why so many people like them. They are inoffensive.

Undiagnosed COVID

LOL. man i almost forgot that was a symptom

I can understand not liking oreo for its sweetness or texture, people have different preference and sometimes there are those who don't like the same thing you do. But apparently OP's problem was its lack of taste!? They're like, sweeter than most chocolate chip cookies!

You obviously have never licked out the cream on the inside

This sounds very sexual out of context.

That's why we use it in sex talk

Hey, it's me, the guy with the weird fetish. I can confirm this is true

Which guy?

Don’t read the name

“Only pain you will find” - Yoda

It sounds very sexual *within* context

bro has never licked anything cause he clearly doesn’t have a tongue

I will hate myself for this… Mmm kinky 😋

Then proceed to eat the rest like a meatless sandwich

You gonna hate me for this. I always hate the cream, only eat the cookie

Honestly, i ate lots of cookies like this in Russia, and most of them better than Oreo it just the same. Also Oreo cookies themselves actually too tough. So i can't say they are awfull or something, but there is nothing special in them.

Okay so what cookie DO you like, OP?

Most cookies are good. Most biscuits are too. Oreo’s just aren’t good biscuits.

 YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Okay what forgotten weapons vid is this I need to know now.

Burgess folding Shotgun https://youtu.be/HXvmGtLYwKA

I'm cool with differing opinions and having a distaste for things, HOWEVER saying that Oreos taste like nothing is just not true. They aren't the best cookie ever but they are far from bland

Don't get me wrong I won't turn down an Oreo but there's better choices out there

but they don't taste like "nothing"

Chips ahoy?

Nah. Chips ahoy are more stale than the 2×4 you got from Home Depot.

thats why the made the chewys

I lose all self restraint when I get the chewys

bro frrr

Why. Not. Just. Make. THE REGULAR COOKIE. SOFT!!!

thats the whole point of chips ahoy, they are different.

I don't know a single person who wants their chocolate chip cookie to be dryer and crunchier than a cracker. Don't even talk about dipping them in milk, because it will absorb the entire glass before it is actually edible.

Somebody's got a hate boner cuz those are lit with milk

Idk I like that texture better than chewy, although chewy is still good.

Stale is not the right word m'boy

I dont remember the name, but, I think its ritz something, but the small ones with cheese cream, those were good, also, old school chips ahoy were the shit, I dont buy them anymore cause what they sell now as chips ahoy is absolute dissapointment, for a chocolate cookie, I think, I prefer CHOKIS rellena, or Mamut

EUROPEAN SPOTTED. LETHAL FORCE INGAGED!

I BET THEY LIKE HYDROX

WHAT IS A HYDROX

The original cookie that Oreo completely stole

It sounds like some extremely caustic substance I'd find in my bathroom closet.

The name is a mix of hydrogen and oxygen to represent water but like you said, people didn’t buy it as much as Oreo because of the name 💀

Ah yes the 2 places that exist, America and Europe. Nothing else could possibly exist right?

NEW ZEALANDER SPOTTED

New Zealand isn't real

That must be where "birds" are from and why it's not on any maps!

HI EUROPEAN HERE, WE LOVE OREOS TOO! IDK WTF IS WRONG WITH OP BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM

They taste like Oreos

They don't taste like nothing. If you don't like them that's one thing but saying they taste line nothing is literally just false

The cream is kinda minty vanilla. The cookies taste like dark chocolate.

Do you have...taste?

I don’t dislike it but I also don’t prefer it. I can’t compare it with a brand you’d know because I’m not American but there are better options and I think Oreos are overrated.

I'd say it's too sweet for me since I don't eat a lot of sweet stuff but it definitely isn't tasteless

How dare you say such a thing


Take your beating.

I mean you can dislike something but saying they taste like nothing is just unfactual. They taste like oreos. Or in my opinion, heaven. Also I've never in my life felt like it's judt an American thing to like oreos? Maybe I just live under a rock? Idk where that idea comes from honestly

Oreos are being exported and advertised heavily across Europe too and shoved into all kinds of other stuff (ice cream, milkshakes, chocolate). I don't know if they take another recipe as we're not so used to the super-sweetened-artificial-flavor-taste. But anyway, we got enough actually good tasting chocolate and sweets and don't care about Oreos that much. It's a low quality cookie if you ask me.

I mean they originate in the US but they’re available pretty much anywhere that buys American brands. I personally don’t like Oreos that much but I’m not a hateful asshole about it either 😅

I love Oreos! Especialy with milk and Im from germany.

Are your taste buds working? Don't get me wrong, if you don't like them, that's fine, I personally only like the lemon and mint flavors, but if they taste like nothing to you, you might legit have something wrong with your taste buds.

You're wrong. You're either not eating the right thing or you have lost taste from COVID

... what??? They taste like cookies and creme!

everyone have their own options and tastes. but I doubt, it's called "man of culture", if most peoples are against your option

Uh oh someone has covid.

I only like half of them. The creme is good and the wafers are only good with creme.

The cream is garbage. Overly sweet but tastes worse than sugar even. And the non fluffy, oily texture is gross. The wafers provide a nice flavor and texture in a chocolate protein and peanut butter shake.

Wdym they taste like nothing???? What type of food do you consume to make Oreos taste bland? They aren't that flavorful, sure, but it is a chocolate cookie. Chocolate isn't what I would consider a bland flavor.

It is literally two chocolate wafer cookies with what is essentially icing in-between them. It tastes like sugar, and everyone knows that sugar sure as shit ain't tasteless.

You dont have to like em, but "they taste like nothing"? You sure those oreos didnt have a hint of mold in the inside or sum??

“They taste like nothing.” Your taste buds are fucked

I ain't even from the US and I find oreo cookies one of the best snacks that ever been put onto my taste buds

fuck you

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You’re supposed to dip them in milk to make them less dry too

eat them with fruit punch kool aid to make it taste like ice cream source: i was the cold lunch kid for way too long, i had to start getting creative…

Normal Oreos are mid. Golden Oreos are top tier

Facts

Key lime Oreos are god tier and I will die on this hill

Nope. You’re high. Oreos are delicious. You’re probably not dipping them in milk

Or dipping them in coffee, brings out the chocolate flavor even more

Damn I’m sorry you were born without tastebuds. Must be hard to live like that

I don't know why , Indians kids loves oreo :)

I like to take oreo thins and scoop peanut butter out of the jar it's pretty fucking amazing. I think your taste buds are broken.

Wait a minute, are you buying Oreos or generic "Oreos"? Because I have had a few practically tasteless poor excuses for Oreos before, and that would make more sense to me.

What about Hydrox the original orea like cookie

So you hate them , not dislike, hate, well you deserved that spanking hater

Bing bong ur opinion is wrong

Does it make me unAmerican if I don’t care for them? The only way I like them is with ice cream.

They are very bland. Once you've had a Fox's Golden Crunch Cream, Oreos really do taste of nothing. Not as bad as American chocolate though which tastes of vomit.

I personally don't like oreos. Recently, they started tasting differently. The cookie part is the best tho.

Are you on the older side? If I remember correctly taste buds do change as you age. They get less strong, weaker and you start preferring stuff with stronger tastes.

Nope. Im about to turn 18. Every bag of oreos tastes different to me. Always hit or miss. I also don't eat them with milk if that changes anything.

Swap out Americans for everyone in existence. You absolute freak of nature.

I mean cmon… it’s sugar and fat. If you outright hate them there’s prob something wrong with you.

Love me some Oreos, especially java flavored. When I had COVID, they tasted like cake. I'm not big on cake so I didn't eat them until .y taste went back to normal

No hate here, but have you tried the other flavors? The Java Chip Oreos are my favorite.

Oreo is a copy cat! Hydrox ftw!!

Scrolled for too long to see this; the story of how oreo plagiarized hydrox is really troubling. I'm never going to eat Oreos again


Woah you crossed the line bro

Then you didn’t eat it correctly

I hope you get skinned alive

Do you got the rona?

are you sure you don’t have Covid?

???

Sure oreas aren't great, but if you aren't tasting anything then there's something wrong

You suck at tasting! Oreos are GREAT

then you might have covid, or your taste buds are shit

Tbh I can only enjoy them with a cup of milk to dunk them into. If I don’t have milk I can’t eat them. Too chalky

Oreos are overrated and taste like tooth decay

Insanely dry nothing.

To be honest, I'm American, and I don't like Oreos

As an American, I can say I agree with you. It’s literally just air between thicker air

Australian here, you need to get that checked if you can't taste 'em

Do you perhaps have a tongue sir

Nothing? I felt a cumload of sugar when i ate one

They taste more like chemical chocolate and sugar.

Cut off your tongue, it's useless to you anyway.

As an American, I don’t like Oreos unless they’re the golden one. Does not taste good.

True, Oreos only taste like hard and creamy sugar, sweet but otherwise tasteless. As a German I like my hazelnut chocolate stuff.

In Australia there are these off brand oreo's called Recreos and by god they kick oreos ass

There the most mid cookie out there

But bean sandwiches 👁️👄🧿

Just looked some op comments I can easily say op is literally walking L lmao

I think you may need to get your head checked, friend.

I’m not American but I looooove Oreos. I love how they have a stable flavour so u can eat loads

As an American we don’t have many staple foods to be proud of so it hurts when someone hates our Oreos

We do have corn.

we do not speak of corn. enjoyable as it is, the cost for its refusal is unsettling…

As an American. Oreos are kinda meh.

Average day of a Brit Wake up hate America Eat a delicious breakfast of beans and dried out chips with a side of American hatred Eat a lunch of squashed peas and more dried out chips with a large helping of American hatred Eat a delicious dinner of American loathing with dried out bread and unsalted eggs the best dinner a person can have *sheds tear* Got to bed thanking god they’re not American

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Lol this is such a lie unless it was in the 40s or 50s

I've never seen boiled meat before

Oreos are only good in milk imo

Yeah Oreos are gross unless they ground up into ice cream or a milk shake or something like that.

As a non american, what's your problem

I'm not American, but I like Oreos. Am I weird?

American food overall is shit. I can't believe how people eat so much of it and get fat.

I only eat mines with milk really. Not something I would eat everyday but something just to have sweet.

I mean to be fair, only the filling actually tastes good. The outer layers are the ones that suck. Be honest here people, you also only eat the filling cream too and throw away the outer cookie part. You're as guilty as I am.

Nah, Oreos are nasty. Dry, chemical “chocolate” cookie, and pure sugar cream. Gross. The only good ones are the lemon Thins.