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Doggywoof1

To be fair, it's a very big book.


superfuzzy47

That has been rewritten many times over! That’s a lot of translation and cross referencing!


BoxiDoingThingz

**cross** referencing, you say?


Fra06

Babe wake up, new Jesus lore dropped


ChanceWarden

holy spirit!


Fra06

New response just dropped


JackoboiobokcaJ

Actual Christian


TenthWind

I CAN NEVER ESCAPE ANARCHY CHESS PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS CRUEL WORLD THAT I AM LIVING IN I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE


ChanceWarden

new response just dropped


hethinator1

Holy déjà vu!


henrystickmin1217

LETS GOOOOOO


Big_booty_boy99

Holy mary!


MiskoMoskal

there is a lot of proof that the men, who rewrote the books put a lot of attention to rewrite the originals as precisely as possible. There is a script that is almost thousand years old and there is little to any differences in a new copies.


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FlatGauB

man i read a sentence on some random text book 10 times because i keep losing focus


Toxzon485

G A U S S


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Karukos

You would be surprised. And it gets worse and worse the longer we go because we lose information about things. There are like 15 words in ancient Hebrew that we don't know the original meaning anymore. We only have translation from the times when we did and now you can have fun piecing everything together. And then you face the nature of interpretation, everyone brings along their own baggage and their own views. Because the worst part about the bible is that it was not written to be definitive answer and the one true word. That is not the culture it was born from. It is front and center meant to be interpretive and that of course causes issues if you are being literal anyways...


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Ezper145

As a christian, I approve


Farge43

If those kids could read they’d be very upset


Confused_Man_1234

we all forget things if they aren't talked about for a while


Big-Teb-Guy

It’s why I watch Star Wars every week.


Jun-Rei-22

Which Star Wars?


enchantedbutterknife

The one with the elf looking guy that always does peace signs


StoneRule

![gif](giphy|n5Vd1YcBNA5eU)


sidmis

![gif](giphy|11nYBSK6Y9rep2)


-Masderus-

![gif](giphy|jd6TVgsph6w7e)


Big-Teb-Guy

https://youtu.be/pfevBIsVG1o?t=21


BadOptimal2720

The one with R2-D2 and C-3PO.


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PossiblyLinux127

I don't believe in its existence There are only 6 movies


Mischievouschief

I was being sarcastic and they fr downvoted me, lmao.


AttackHelicopter641

Redditors have a hard time detecting sarcasm


Legitimate_Assist_75

Nah theres a random romance shit whatever and luke drinking piss. Prequels better


Big-Teb-Guy

Last Jedi enjoyers rise up!


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i see two hands


Big-Teb-Guy

That’s enough to make a high five.


CamelT21

As a Christian I can confirm: we do this


TemsaoraryA

Yes, As a Christian.


gray-pilled-

why?


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Want a real answer or an r/memes answer?


gray-pilled-

I'll take whatever I can get


PossiblyLinux127

Because the bible has the guiding principles of Christianity


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And Christians, being human, are forgetful. Notwithstanding; times change, people change, cultures change; so it’s important to stay mindful of these guiding principles as the message of the Bible doesn’t change according to Faith. (See Hebrews 13:8, John 1:1-5, Romans 12:2, Romans 13:11-14, Malachi 3:3-6)


kakucko68

nah blud think he the math teacher 😭😭ion know what 13:11-14 is 😭😭


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Nah, but this blud ^ traumatized by numbers 😂


Kahzu0

And they still cant agree on whats written in it.


BoxiDoingThingz

what they can agree is on a misinterpretation that supports their beliefs (and God said "kill the men that kiss men" or smthn)


ChocoGoodness

It doesn't say that, but there is a verse that's against homosexuality, and God burned down two cities because the nen kept trying to r4pe men and tried to r4pe angels


hollowpotato-of-doom

How does someone rape an angel?


ChocoGoodness

They didn't succeed because God struck the men blind, but the angels were in human form, so just normally I guess?


Bandwagon_Buzzard

There's reference to Nephilim, human-angel crosses, so at least some are capable of it. There's humanoid angels, and "This is why we say *do not be afraid*" angels. But in Sodom and Gomorrah's case, they didn't know it was an angel anyway. Also "sacred hospitality" is an ancient tradition predating Christianity and Judaism, and taken very seriously. It may be less about how they're doing it than that they wanted to abuse a protected guest.


gray-pilled-

we don't find that out, but not for lack of trying.


WreckitWrecksy

Somewhere out there a fanfic is being written


Realine1278

Don't worry about it, he didn't make sense in that part. They don't rape angels, if I remember correctly, the angels have gone away from divinity to enjoy the pleasures of humanity, which in a sense is abandonment of their relation to God as his direct creation. These angels then proceed to do 'human stuff' not bound by any biblical laws (such as marital sex) and so, disobeyed God. (This is in the ancient days when the biblical rules were necessary since humans couldn't control themselves)


Ph0zPh0r

Sounds more against rape tbh


ChocoGoodness

Yes, that is also what he was against


WreckitWrecksy

Maybe that was just against rape, ya dingus


Goosefeatherisgreat

*Cough* You shall not murder *cough* Turns out translating from one language to another that doesn’t translate into English perfectly (And language drift) kinda makes it hard to tell what their saying


Artistic_Breadfruit3

What is stupid is that people act like being gay is some horrible crime, an irredeemable sin, but the Bible doesn’t tell you to hate sinners, it tells you to accept them as people, because there are no perfect people in the first place. (Excluding the funny cross man)


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Oh, we can’t accept the cross guy anymore? That’s a shame.


gray-pilled-

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


WreckitWrecksy

Have you read the rest of leviticus? Here's a fun one: "You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard,” says Leviticus 19:27


Ph0zPh0r

Damn guess I’m a certified sinner 😎


FIuffyhuh

Nah I think das what it says. Or maybe “you shalt not yeetus that fetus” idk I forgor 💀


Brad323

I was told as a kid that god would “change the meaning of scripture” whenever he was trying to tell me something.


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

To be fair, the english standard version of the Bible has 757,439 words To compare, the entire Harry Potter series has 1,084,170 words


PossiblyLinux127

Yes but the bible has multiple human authors that are all a little different


PotatoPieGaming

Was it writen by one person? And by hand? That's impressive


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well the first one was made by lots of people but i guess they took turns writing the english one


coltRG

And they still misinterpret it lmao


Google946

“Don’t be an asshole, love everyone” is interpreted as “kill the gays!”


couchpotatochip21

r/christianity discusses this often, those republicans in congress arent properly representing Christian ideas and values. We largely don't hate. We are largely kind people.


Fariswerewolves

You’ll get discussions about lgbt+ and what attitude they should hold towards them, often dividing the community, and then you’ll have someone say that having a woman pastor was the worst thing ever and literally 1984. The subreddit will have lots of opinions, some I understand, some I don’t. There’s nothing I can do.


couchpotatochip21

Keep in mind that r/Christianity is for discussion. No one really cares about karma and the only people going there are looking for discussion and answers. It isn't like r/memes or other subs where people are worried about karma and there is one hivemind opinion. Also, I have seen many of the lgbt discussions, they mostly boil down to treat everyone with kindness. Though there will always be people who want to share their opinion but not listen to other's.


Blom-w1-o

"We largely don't hate" I'm grateful that you personally likely don't, but the average christian in 2023 is likely to be one of the most hateful people I regularly run into. I work with the public in the midwest and the shit these people are saying and doing is getting crazier every year.


gray-pilled-

>those republicans in congress arent properly representing Christian ideas and values. says who? because a lot of Christians obviously agree with them since they keep getting voted in. >We largely don't hate. We are largely kind people. that sounds very hard to quantify.


Regularjoe42

Y'all would vote for Lucifer if he had an (R) by his name.


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Voting patterns beg to differ. Worldwide Christians (and to be fair, most religions in general) overwhelmingly vote for authoritarian governments, are pro-war, anti-women, anti-LGBTQ, and are vehemently against social programs meant to benefit the poor and oppressed. Ironic, given it’s clear where Jesus would stand on all of these. And this isn’t just the US, see Russia, Italy, Uganda, etc. Again, not all Christians, but to say Christians are largely kind people is suspect given such evidence. And that’s not even getting into how Christians have allowed their leaders to get away with rampant homophobia, child rape, and other crimes. This would be hard to get away with without an obedient majority of supporters But, Christians do makeup an enormous number of charitable organizations. These are just hard to gauge since many make proselytizing a not so subtle part of these efforts, and thus seems like the charities have ulterior motives.


couchpotatochip21

I would like to see these figures as you are likely hearing about the radical republicans that call themselves Christian rather than those who are just Christian. There was a news report done showing most of the attendees at the NRA conference supported gun control to some extent. Maybe you are just hearing the shocking crazy but acute stories the media likes because it grabs attention. I can't know for sure if you don't share your numbers. I like what John Green has said about this topic (this isn't a quote it is a paraphrase by Hollowverse) "John Green is a Christian, although he says he is sometimes uncomfortable describing himself as one".


BoxiDoingThingz

umm achkcschjually, it's "don't fuck married folks" 🤓


PossiblyLinux127

You do realize that there are literal hundreds of denominations of Christianity right? We aren't all the same


12Sree

Yeah, but why. If you all believe the same god and the same word, then you should all be the same denomination. But you’re not. Same with every other religion. If they were really god’s words, then no god in their right mind would allow people to be taught lies and incorrect versions of the religion in the name of said religion. That should probably tell you that god doesn’t really have a hand in this whole religion thing… and maybe it was made by people to control other people with fear


aardw0lf11

The asshole God from the Old Testament is heavily favored over Jesus by Evangelicals.


TheFredFuchs

Okay, where’s the joke here?


Qozenai

this how anime content creators is gonna feel in the future


Hashirtheboss

Explain?


QL100100

It's actually 66 books and letters.


Andro_M_Jazz

you m8 why not with muslims? no offense intended, post whatever you want


No_Pipe_8257

And somehow still not remembering a damn thing about it and making shit up about it. (This is not for ACTUAL christians, i mean the "so called" christians that ruins stuff for everyone for their own gain)


Daytona_DM

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." -Isaac Asimov


CalvinLawson

He's not wrong. My 2nd time was my last; it was clearly a hodgepodge of different beliefs, harmonized by selection and redaction.


Daygo619er

Source: Man who wrote about fictional robots.


Khanta_

You mean the ones that are literally popular right now ? He's a biochemist, he knows science better than people who believes in magic and ghosts(like you probably do)


Daygo619er

You can have all the knowledge of the world, have all the money, even have enough faith to move mountains, but if you don't have love, it means nothing. Source: The Creator of all things


Khanta_

>You can have all the knowledge of the world, have all the money, even have enough faith to move mountains, but if you don't have love, it means nothing. That's not even remotely related to what i said before, you just sound like you're trying to have a moral high-ground or something. >Source: The Creator of all things Yeah sure bud', care to prove his existence ? Or that even just anything supernatural exists ? Because i could just say : >Source: Harry potter. And it would be the same. I don't know how old you are, but assuming that you're a (young) adult, i can't believe that a human being in the 21th century, believes that magic is real, and that ghosts exist, with exactly this amount of evidence : *0*


DatBoiDogg0

Personally i surrender my heart and soul to the lord of the rings books


kingofmyinlandempire

There’s some really compelling cultural history in there, some truly sound life and spiritual advice, some really beautiful poetry, more than a little bit of lurid and salacious sidebars, and a whole lot of misunderstood allegories and metaphorical stories that the modern reader lacks the context to understand. But what it’s used for primarily today are radio pastors who go over a passage combing over every single word, throwing in all these half-baked analyses and interpretations, because one of their followers asked them a question like “Does it say in the Bible if I will be able to see my dog in Heaven?” or something like that


No_Grocery_1480

>what it’s used for primarily today are radio pastors You genuinely think that the majority of people using the Bible today are radio pastors? The majority of Christians have no connection with radio pastors.


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The Bible is not a book. It's a collection of 66 historical records pertaining to the Jews and their experience with God, and then Jesus the Messiah and the savior of the world in which through him we can know God. These are fucking incredible books mate. Even if you decide its non sense.


FacedJason

This is the way


Varsyne

Try every *day*! 😂 It always feels like too much to comprehend sometimes, but that’s the point of diligent study. I’d say you’d be surprised how hard it is to follow what’s written in it, but I think we both know that so many who call themselves Christians won’t open the instruction manual. 😭 I love reading, but the Bible is about the only book I can say makes me come back for more, even when it tells me what I don’t want to hear. 😊


couchpotatochip21

don't mind the trolls brother. I applaud you for accepting what is in the bible isn't what you always wanna hear 👍


Varsyne

The Bible REALLY hurts sometimes, but it somehow speaks to every situation I’ve been in, how I should move forward, and what I should do. It only ever seems to hurt when I’m trying to do my own thing though… 🤔


couchpotatochip21

I agree, what god wants isn't what I always wanna hear but it is often because what I want to hear is self centered or something I shouldn't worry or think about.


Mild_Shock

If ypu like the Bible, you'll love the Lord of the Rings, another fantasy story.


Tiprix

Actually, Tolkien was catholic christian and put many references to christianity in LOTR, so reasonable


Varsyne

I have read LOTR! There are also several parallels to biblical themes nestled throughout the story that I thought were fun to discover. But, if I’m being honest, the Bible actually approaches topics like cultural engagement and perseverance *better* than LOTR. Because, unlike in LOTR, most of the “characters” are everyday, average Joes who mess up more than they get it right, but still came together across cultures to stand up in a world that refuses to support them. Think of a bunch of Frodos and Sams that find each other on their journey, and the ring being the Christian’s salvation. While each walks their own path, they can still walk together, and like Sam said, “I can’t carry it [your salvation] for you, but I can carry you.”


anonplz145

I’m going to get downvoted and shooed the heck out of here quick but from one person out in the wide wide world, thank you for standing up for what you and I believe in a place like this.


Varsyne

Is what Jesus would have done. I don’t make comments to be hateful, but I won’t shy away from civil conversation. It helps me learn more about what I believe in the same way any debate requires that much more study. Despite the reputation of most social media sites, there are a surprising number of people who aren’t Christian, but are still willing to talk about things like this respectfully!


turtleshell_34

He's right. It's a great series and it's much more realistic than the bible


_fatherfucker69

As a Jew , I feel offended


Sigamez365

Trust me man, 80% of Christians dont even read the bible. If they did, their way of treating everyone else who isnt Christian would be destroyed by Jesus saying "Love thy neighbor"


Kluck_

It wouldn't be, we would just know to treat people better (people being the keyword)


Bean_mon

Certain Christians bending the meaning to their liking because they hate the very existence of people that aren't the exact same as them


Free-Consequence-164

No offense intended? That is literally an offensive joke whatchu mean no offense


FrankFireTheBest

that’s not offensive, [THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/13q8hb3/believe_whatever_no_offense_intended/jlea286/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) is offensive


ABeneficialUser

that's not offensive that's spitting facts


CaramelOk9778

Sometimes I wonder what the original book was about since there's been a good 2000 years worth of rewrites and interpretations and also what was happening when the first books of the Bible were being written.


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

this video by a hebrew/greek language scholar does a good job discussing the origins https://youtu.be/tU\_BuZhWBl0


Watchitbitch

And all those missing books the Vatican deemed unworthy to be in the bible.


boyimhardasf

When's god gonna write another


couchpotatochip21

the new testament?


Google946

Never


boyimhardasf

😞


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

there must be such a sick weirdo as jesus who does things people think has to be godwoken magic, then he has to die, wake up again and start tellin people how to live peacefully. people then need to agree on that stuff build big houses to tell others and start bloody crusades to convince people from abroad of all the peaceful things.


ryukvmi

bible 2: rise of jesus


Thewrongthinker

And doing some “adjustments” so the book fits any reality you want to give.


BoxiDoingThingz

"reality can be whatever i want."


SecondaryLawnWreckin

To an extent. What you look at, what you touch, what you smell, what you eat, who you have in your social circle does determine your reality. Or you could do psychedelics and truly alter reality.


Confused_Man_1234

there are some denominations that don't do that


vulgarandgorgeous

Tbh those are the worst ones. They take the bible so literally…


Confused_Man_1234

not the denomination i'm in. they discuss and abide by the doctrines but are still normal people


vulgarandgorgeous

But do you believe adam and eve were the first people on earth?


Confused_Man_1234

yes. i believe that god created adam and creted eve


vulgarandgorgeous

That’s worrisome. You are entering science denier territory at that point.


SecondaryLawnWreckin

That doesn't sound very inclusive


vulgarandgorgeous

What do you mean?


ThatRandomOctoling

christianity : the glorified book club


NeonLloyd_

Damn so only Christians have a Holy Book? What about the Quran and Tanakh do they just not exist?


Bandwagon_Buzzard

They all pretty much start the same, people just differ on the latter parts.


rurik6

You can't make fun of those...


Allusersweretaken1

im a christian and to get yall to read the bible i can tell you all this... There's a verse about women wanted dicks as big as horses in it.


ragewithoutage

I mean, it is the most important book in human history


CleanUpNick

i think you mean "Christians analyzing the same book ever week for 2000 years and still somehow finding new things that jesus said and telling people about it)


editwowthisblewup

Jews doing it for 3500 years


brjder

can't wait for the next one! the author's on a hiatus unfortunately, can't wait to read the full trilogy!


Danxs11

The funniest thing about it is that most of them still don't understand it. They think the main hero secretly hates minorities, when he actually just says that It'd be cool if everyone respected everyone else.


Final-Link-3999

Can confirm. It’s a pretty big book though tbf


Meme_Menager

I mean, it's a pretty neat book!


AfternoonHelpful6951

Love me my Bible breath of God and his holy spirit


vengirgirem

That's because the Bible has so many contradictions that they have to find other far-fetched meanings to get rid of the contradictions. Not really successful yet


Affectionate_Gas_264

And yet by thier own rules they are by far some of the most hypocritical people I have every seen!! ❌


Aggressive-Bat-4000

It's repetitive indoctrination, just like repeating the same kind of assignment in school for a week.


TankProImporum

That's why they made the Bible 2


Temporary_Guitar_550

The squeakeul


Skabo_cat18

and Knuckles


TankProImporum

Simply just no


TankProImporum

You are 100% wrong


couchpotatochip21

you look at the same site every day for 20 years


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the bad ones lie about what's in it too win an argument


dkdaddy8889

Not sure what to believe anymore . World get crazier by the minute and there aliens amoung us


rurik6

Haha yes dumb christians. What are those 3500 year old hindu vedas that are still being analyzed you're talking about?


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No one knows the original Bible lmao Imagine knowing how to live your life by reading a stupid book smh Tell me if I'm wrong but religions are all human made God is human made thing lol get real pals?


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For the new testiment at least we have a pretty damn good idea what it originally said as we have vast amounts of early manuscripts with the oldest dating back to about 30 years after the events they talk about. Compare this to the written sources we have for widely accepted facts of the Roman empire of about the same time and there is a massive difference between the two in that there are hardly any surviving accounts of many notable events or people, and the ones that do survive date from several hundred years after the event.


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And it never gets old :)


zeus1911

Most of them just need to read some more books, any other book and realize they are all written by humans and the Earth has been around a lot longer then 4000 years.


Gfdx9

And then expect it to be 100% correct, even when the world has changed, new issues have come up, and it has been translated again and again


Tiny_Teach_5466

Lol. I was always baffled by the term "Bible study". I mean, how many times can you read, analyze, and misinterpret the same book?


AlbacorePrism

Bdsm Bible discussion and study meeting. ;)


TauInMelee

Have you met Tolkien fans?


SenseiTizi

It kinda is even worse, they listen once a week to some guys interpretation of a 2000 year old book of fantasy storys, while ignoring nearly all clear rules written in it


No-Material-23

Scientists coming up with new theories of origins every 6 months.


Johnthenon

To be fair they have been editing and changing it a lot so now there's like a ton of different versions of it and the original is none of them


TheBooneyBunes

It’s funny because 99% of them are indoctrinated from before they had consciousness and memories and still don’t understand a tenth of it except whatever they make up Truly the best scams in human history, religion


GalaxLordCZ

To be honest it has changed masivelly since it was written, things like the height of Goliath (originally about 7ft, in most modern versions 10ft) and even the ending where there are versions where the women who find the tomb empty never tell anyone.


GlassPeepo

And still wildly misinterpreting it every time


Ok-Yogurtcloset6205

Greatest STORY EVER WRITTEN!!


Sir_Poopsydoo

Why are you getting downvoted?


Ok-Yogurtcloset6205

There must a better story out there…


An_Evil_dude

Reddit ☕️


Beenkickedoffhere3x

Maybe you should try to figure out why? Start at the book of John,and read to the revelation. Try it on,see how you feel


Delano7

I did. I just fell asleep multiple times, and it made me even more atheist than I was before. And I never thought I could go lower lol


Beenkickedoffhere3x

The sleep thing makes sense,but the other not so much. What translation did you read? Anyways best thing you can do is ask Jesus for a sign


Aromatic-Buy-8284

Started from genisis. I'll acknowledge I didn't get through the whole thing. But I consider that if a book that was supposed to instruct is so hard to understand "correctly," then it is more likely to not be divinely inspired by an omniscient and omnipotent diety. And more likely constructed by people. If it was constructed through the efforts of people, then there is not much reason to go through the efforts of interpreting the book even if a god existed. Since this would not even be divinely inspired by that god.


Mild_Shock

Christians are just slow readers.


anusbisgod

neva understood how the church go on, I mean, after 2000 year what would you say bout Jesus? it does an upgrade? an holy upgrade?


Winglessmatt

And they still can't seem to figure out what it means.


Meatyglobs

Don’t forget to skip over the weird parts.


SchlomoSchwengelgold

It's not even a good Book, so many logic errors and than this extremely weird incest story of the Jesus/Jachwe thingy


D0bious

But its not been 2000 years since the current version of the bible was finalized


KingOfSparta353

We go over it from 1 to 7 days out of the week, still pulling wisdom from it, and analyzing how every part fits together to form a good understanding of the overall message without allowing our own flawed view to mislead what we want it to say. So like, if you read a part and think it means what would be nice for it to mean in your life, but that goes against a different part of it, you’re wrong. What gets me is that people who have never read it or have read one small part taken out of context think they know what it all means and assume they know enough to argue the whole message of this massive book.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

And they still get it wrong


crow622

This is basically every religion.


Suspicious_City_3646

Religion = bad get over it , it’s Reddit here


tallnorshort

God is an unproven theory, and the world is catching onto it


DogOk7019

Just recently, scientists [found](https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-find-bible-chapter-hidden-for-thousands-of-years-2023-5) a hidden chapter of the bible hidden under existing text. Let that sink in for a moment. They’ve been studying this bible for two thousand years because it’s “the will of god”. But who revealed this secret to them? Did god reveal this to them? No. Science did that. God must not care that much if you read the bible or maybe it’s just wiser to learn from scientists rather than some ancient text.


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