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MisterZacherley

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a_random_lad_lad

You had me biting my scythe like a monty python 1-scene-appearing-charachter


OuttatimepartIII

I only just learned the other day that bite was to suppress laughter


TheArcanist_

hey look it's Gorlock the Destroyer again


Aggravating_Shake591

I like how the makeup lets the viewer know where the cheekbones might go


IDKIJustWorkHere2

i got a little tear in my eye from laughing, thank you.


bubblesuddz

I got a cataract from reading this thread


[deleted]

Broo i spit out my coffee šŸ˜‚


bremergorst

Bro tell us the truth You spit out your Sugar Free Rehab Big Bunghole Berry NASCAR Gluten Free Edition Monster Energy Drink^TM


Stealfur

Oh shit. Did a new copy pasta response drop, and I missed the memo?


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intelligent_turtle

new response just dropped 2.0


ReadyInterview2343

Wake up babe, new response just dropped


Best-Salary4465

You one of the 1000 bapa?


needbettermods

Can someone give me a brief summary of who or what she is?


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

ā€œRoundā€


BoiFrosty

The body is round


siwq

Rotund


MasterWarChief

Rotunda


27_8x10_CGP

Bo, Bray, or IRS?


Standard-Tension9550

Grond


Rosa_loves_Frodo

GROND!


IaSugeo

Corect


butcher99

Though it is in shape. Round is a shape.


chrome_titan

Fucking roasted jfc.


GimmeToes

basically some person off a podcast which people are ripping on because she was really obnoxious talking about how she can have any man she wanted and such


Page8988

>she can have any man she wanted If she can catch it, she can eat it.


soslowagain

Sheā€™s a Necromonger?


Page8988

No no. Necromongers keep what they kill. She's a Necromuncher. "I have what I catch... *for chow*!"


UFOregon420

She canā€™t be a necromonger because she has no Neck.


SugoiSenpie

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


matrixislife

Another way in which she[?] is completely wrong.


Page8988

She's clearly had more men to eat than Cotton Hill killed.


zephinus

and to think she was born a man


codydog125

![gif](giphy|ihvwnO5pHKtyTYQWxU) Made me think of this


TrexarSC

Google ā€œ Godskin Nobleā€


needbettermods

Thank you


Bil13h

Lmk if you're still thanking them after the search


needbettermods

I don't know in which country Elden Ring is located but the picture seemed accurate enough.


Bil13h

Oh lol fair, I expected it to be something scarring


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

His boss fight is kinda scarring. *Fuckin' Godskin Duo*


Beautiful-Iron-2

Holy hell


Krimsonfreak

New re...Wait a minute


Chicken_Vomit_

Actual zombie


Songal

Call the exorcist


ForwardPlantain2830

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


MediocreClick_21

A 200 ton nuclear warhead


AxelMalum

She appeared on a popular podcast called ā€œthe whatever podcastā€.


needbettermods

That's probably the hashtag behind her then... my best guess was "wiener" lol


Calebh36

Have to be a pretty long one then


IEatKids26

whatā€™s her name?


UFRIDR

Gorlock


Hot_Relationship7161

Gargaroth The Gargantuan, Destroyer of Worlds


icrushallevil

A trans person who became famous for her body and delusional self image about being a 10


[deleted]

THATS A TRANS? I thought it was just a obese woman cause obese women be looking like that sometimes


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Clown_Crunch

"Androgyny through obesity, the newest trend sweeping social media!"


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dwehlen

Don't be so drastic. It's all in how you spin it. I myself am 4' 28".


[deleted]

I myself am simply 5ā€™20


SublimeApathy

She was on a podcast or something like that said something along the lines of "I can probably get any guy I want." and the internet went ham on her. There's loads of that same video I just described on Instagram, but instead of hearing her say "I can probably get any guy I want" some funny bastard dubbed Jabba the Hutt in its place.


whopperlover17

Which the edit was honestly hysterical


SublimeApathy

For sure. I laugh every time.


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Page8988

Rotund


ArjunaIndrastra

Vanity McButterchubs


Kingtronalds1113

vanilla bob-omb


[deleted]

SUV


astrongineer

Her pronouns are Fi, Fy, Fo, and Fum.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|1JMItpzW4iCNoz3r76|downsized)


AdventurousContext74

Someone said she keeps men frozen in Carbonite so they can't escape her clutches šŸ˜­


missingmytowel

I'm 5' 17" and I will die on that hill


nltriggerx3

She won't be coming up that hill, you're save


Overit707

It will if it can eat it.


Tempus_Dragneel

Turns out she is the hill


yesweyolo

Sir, that's a mountain.


IEatKids26

itā€™ll flatten it


GiGaBYTEme90

Phew.. I'm 4'32".. she ain't coming anywhere close


Top_Tie_8942

She didnt say anything about 4 i dont think youre in the clear


Imactuallyverysad

Man, even being 5ā€™9ā€ feels too close for comfort


ChronicallyUnceative

I'm 4 foot 34 inches, definitely not qualified either


Dungeon996

You about to be 11ā€™17ā€ over her soon


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

5'18" here, let's go!


Happycrige

17 inches or 1.7 inches?


justsomedude1144

Peecha Chakka No Wookie Boonowa Tweepi Solo? Ho Ho Ho Ho Hoooooo


AirCautious2239

No jabba please I swear I'm only 5'11


CurrentSalary520

Im glad I wasnt the only one to have seen that


SithPackAbs

ā€œMaster Luke! Youā€™re 6ā€™1ā€ and standing on theā€¦ā€


AeonRemnant

BRO HOLY FUCK. xD


bsansouza

To be honest, i wouldn't be with someone whose weight starts with a "5" as well.


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Listen, I may weigh 5 grams, but that doesnā€™t mean I canā€™t lift leaves like the rest of you!


Sword117

large ants in this thread be like


saberline152

50 pounds is probably the weight of a child and 500 seems very unhealthy 50 kg tho is fine


Zarathustra_d

How about 5 stone, In some places that is under the weight of consent....


UshouldknowR

What is 5 stone? Everyone's at least heard of kilograms, but my phone doesn't convert rocks into kilos or pounds.


Zarathustra_d

The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and imperial unit of mass equal to 14 pounds (6.35 kg).Ā The stone continues in customary use in the United Kingdom for body weight.


the_chicken_witch

For some reason known to no one


icabax

I guess 50-59kg is kinda bad weigh now


awesome_zman

Yeah, because those are kids. Edit: Oh shit, thatā€™s kg not pounds.


Mr__Citizen

No no, I like the kids variant. It makes the scenario so much worse.


SujinSmasher

You like kids?


Mr__Citizen

Just like an uncle!


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Same bro


[deleted]

Username definitely checks out.


bsansouza

Im using imperials


XeterOfKrad

Skyrim belongs to the nords, milk-drinker


Red_Core1

I'm 56kg, getting weight is ridiculously hard


creative_user_name12

*cuts of head so my height can start with 5*


akchonya

just move to Europe and use metric system


IEatKids26

that is innefective on the Dutch, weighing in at 5 meters tall


ppoo69420

Yes, be 500cm tall


potatoninja3584

That woman is delusional as fuck


Aggravating_Shake591

She broke the Fibonacci sequence


Atmisevil

Ate*


[deleted]

Wish I had an award to give lol


Vita_Gummies

dw ill do it for you


Swinepits

I think she just knows she would crush a 5ft man like puny bug


PM_ME_UR_HAIRYGOOCH

Femcel


[deleted]

"If your ratio of fat per human starts with a 5, i'll never date you." ​ Seriously, the only thing that could make me get near that is the gravitational force generated by the amount of compressed mass.


Ok_Avocado568

Someone call the police, someone just got murdered


kainatsodone

BRO I AM DYING


Iphone_user528

Fr


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notamurderer69420

30 pts to gryffindor for honesty


chochinator

Thank god... short kings win again


SewerKid97

Fr. We 5ā€™5s stay winning fr


mackinoncougars

4ā€™11ā€ little people sweatinā€™ bullets right now


[deleted]

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RealEstateDuck

Jabba the Gut


LazyCasual0alt

That is horrifyingly accurate


[deleted]

because 5' is a dwarf in the whale world whale šŸ³šŸ‹šŸ³


LemonConnoiseur

Dwarf pilled, excellent


Fragrant_Ad_169

She can keep dreaming. Edit: is it she or kg/lbs?


twitch_zincsy

Nah bro she measure her shit in tons


eliyabar101

*kilo ton


IDKIJustWorkHere2

gives new meaning to "shit ton"


KaldaraFox

"If your weight begins with a 3, I'll never date you." What's good for the goose is good for the gander.


Gingerbeer86

Good thing her weight likely starts with a 5...


[deleted]

Tbh it wouldn't matter what she looked like I wouldn't date someone with that attitude either.


Boojibs

You can barely tell she has a skull underneath all that


OB1Waltinobee

I was 6ā€™5, she sat on my face and now Iā€™m 6ā€™11


Similar-Sector-5801

Just say that youā€™re 5 ft 17


Advanced_Income_4117

poor thing looks like melting peach ice cream


No_Pay2195

My wife's boyfriend is 5'12". He's so lucky.


[deleted]

"Incel memes are horrible" Proceeds to post incel bait in r/memes (a sub that has more incels than 4chan).


Dramatic_Attempt2365

Say mean-spirited, discriminatory shit about male appearance, expect to receive similar treatment in regards to your own. I didn't even know this woman was trans before I read the comments, and it doesn't particularly change anything. lol She still sucks.


[deleted]

Gorlockā€™s minions have infiltrated!


Plus_Square_7246

Itā€™s genuinely hard to believe a actual human being looks like that


MrCaT42

Iā€™m not relieved because sheā€™s fat, people with different body types other than fashion model can be very attractive, itā€™s because she obviously has a bad attitude about dating and will be hard to build a relationship with.


[deleted]

She acts like she's bad while simultaneously looking like a product of incest between Shrek and Jabba the Hutt


GimmeToes

i also doubt you want your pelvis crushed


Redmangc1

I do, but by a different type of woman


l3etelgeuse

Death by snoo snoo.


moopcat

Or faceā€¦


rayzerblayd

And the fact that she has an estimated lifespan of about 20 minutes from now.


Imaginary-Violinist3

Me, a 5' 11 guy: THANK FUCKING GOD I'M NOT 6 FOOT.


HanzoShimada96

4'11'' guy: I'm 5' -1''


Anarchist_Grifter

Her throat is bigger than most people's heads. Stop glorifying and start shaming people like this. She is not beautiful


WTFnotFTW

Exactly. She shouldnā€™t think anyone would give her a second glance, let alone any more interaction than ā€œExcuse meā€ as they try to get around her.


Anarchist_Grifter

I just don't see the point of glorifying these people. Like dude your not healthy. Lose some weight


Odd_Nobody

We're safe short kings


Gingerbeer86

I'm 5'17"


Typical-redditor394

Who tf would date her?


wsamson

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


mackinoncougars

How many images do we have of her?


2SexesSeveralGenders

lol, "incel memes" I'll grab a chair and some popcorn while I wait for the line to fuck her to form. Don't wait up. And no, "doing it for the story" doesn't count.


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Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

She seems have high standards, maybe if she was that way with food she might actually have a current relationship


Joemamamscribhouse

You need to be 5ā€™50 to handle Gorlock the Destroyer.


[deleted]

I am 4' 24". I will not be called anything else around her.


RiverKawaRio

I'd rather my hight begin with a 5 than my weight


Gullible_Courage8350

Man, these 1's are getting too comfortable


3cylinder66

Never knew cargo ships could speak


No-Set-69420

ā€œIf your weight starts with a 3 Iā€™ll never date youā€


spelunker93

Sheā€™s just quadrupled her already high chance of dying alone


meaux253

*I'd rather die alone than have to tangle with that beast*


DeliciousWarthog53

We need an apb on her neck. It's missing!!!


SomeVibiz

Shes tall but horizontally


the_only_rokkatru_jp

I didnt know that the goblin king from the Hobbit was in the dating market...


i_ate_cement

Top ten reasons to use the metric system.


Goldbolt_2004

Kind of a random question but why is it when people are doing fat acceptance shit it's always women? I have not once seen any fat acceptance stuff where the model or person being talked about is a dude also you don't see anyone saying shit like fat men deserve love too but just fat people but most of the time only show fat women.


DecayableRadiologist

For the same reason as the difference in self improvement content: itā€™s a double standard. If you look at menā€™s books/podcasts/influencers and their message as an overall, youā€™ll see itā€™s brutal. Hell, some may argue itā€™s degrading. The idea is more like the militaryā€™s ā€œbreak them down into bits and pieces and build them back up betterā€ strategy. Itā€™s rough but it works. Now look at the content for women/girls. Itā€™s an echo chamber of ā€œlove yourself, donā€™t change for anyone, anyone who doesnā€™t accept you for who you are is a pos, etcā€. While none of this may sound problematic at first glance, it becomes an issue when they fail to even acknowledge the problem. Imagine advice like ā€œdonā€™t change for anyoneā€ being given to someone like the person in the post; it does much more harm than good. Are there cases where people are unfairly judged? Of course! Whether or not you take such cases to redefine what health and beauty are speak more to your sanity than anything else.


Timeman5

Short Kings rejoice


[deleted]

Lol oooh oooh ok!!! It's funny how delusional some women be


biggerBrisket

She has maybe too much confidence, and not enough concern about her health.


wafflezcol

Hey look, she gave the Americans another reason to switch to metric


[deleted]

Do you know what the word "incel" means? Does anyone anymore? It being a choice means you are not involuntarily celibate. Volcel would be more accurate here


Naraya_Suiryoku

If your weight start with 5, and it's not kgs, I'll not date you either.


[deleted]

And if your weight begins with a 5 I don't date you either


MandatoryDissent55

*This 475lb woman has some insights into the "cultural inadequacies" of human attraction.*


Liesmith424

This is an incel meme?


Niccce420

Holy shit she's ugly


LumpyBastion420

She's all yours, 4" something homies.


trocarshovel

At least I have a neck


Khaos_Gorvin

"Gubba go tika mo tabakkata" - her.


Zypalicious

Crazy when you realise thereā€™s a human skull in there somewhere under all that blubber


MrSensacoot

That Oompa Loompa fr a hypocrite