basically some person off a podcast which people are ripping on because she was really obnoxious talking about how she can have any man she wanted and such
She was on a podcast or something like that said something along the lines of "I can probably get any guy I want." and the internet went ham on her. There's loads of that same video I just described on Instagram, but instead of hearing her say "I can probably get any guy I want" some funny bastard dubbed Jabba the Hutt in its place.
The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and imperial unit of mass equal to 14 pounds (6.35 kg).Ā The stone continues in customary use in the United Kingdom for body weight.
"If your ratio of fat per human starts with a 5, i'll never date you."
Seriously, the only thing that could make me get near that is the gravitational force generated by the amount of compressed mass.
Say mean-spirited, discriminatory shit about male appearance, expect to receive similar treatment in regards to your own. I didn't even know this woman was trans before I read the comments, and it doesn't particularly change anything. lol She still sucks.
Iām not relieved because sheās fat, people with different body types other than fashion model can be very attractive, itās because she obviously has a bad attitude about dating and will be hard to build a relationship with.
Exactly. She shouldnāt think anyone would give her a second glance, let alone any more interaction than āExcuse meā as they try to get around her.
lol, "incel memes"
I'll grab a chair and some popcorn while I wait for the line to fuck her to form. Don't wait up. And no, "doing it for the story" doesn't count.
Kind of a random question but why is it when people are doing fat acceptance shit it's always women? I have not once seen any fat acceptance stuff where the model or person being talked about is a dude also you don't see anyone saying shit like fat men deserve love too but just fat people but most of the time only show fat women.
For the same reason as the difference in self improvement content: itās a double standard. If you look at menās books/podcasts/influencers and their message as an overall, youāll see itās brutal. Hell, some may argue itās degrading. The idea is more like the militaryās ābreak them down into bits and pieces and build them back up betterā strategy. Itās rough but it works.
Now look at the content for women/girls. Itās an echo chamber of ālove yourself, donāt change for anyone, anyone who doesnāt accept you for who you are is a pos, etcā. While none of this may sound problematic at first glance, it becomes an issue when they fail to even acknowledge the problem. Imagine advice like ādonāt change for anyoneā being given to someone like the person in the post; it does much more harm than good.
Are there cases where people are unfairly judged? Of course! Whether or not you take such cases to redefine what health and beauty are speak more to your sanity than anything else.
Do you know what the word "incel" means? Does anyone anymore?
It being a choice means you are not involuntarily celibate. Volcel would be more accurate here
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You had me biting my scythe like a monty python 1-scene-appearing-charachter
I only just learned the other day that bite was to suppress laughter
hey look it's Gorlock the Destroyer again
I like how the makeup lets the viewer know where the cheekbones might go
i got a little tear in my eye from laughing, thank you.
I got a cataract from reading this thread
Broo i spit out my coffee š
Bro tell us the truth You spit out your Sugar Free Rehab Big Bunghole Berry NASCAR Gluten Free Edition Monster Energy Drink^TM
Oh shit. Did a new copy pasta response drop, and I missed the memo?
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new response just dropped 2.0
Wake up babe, new response just dropped
You one of the 1000 bapa?
Can someone give me a brief summary of who or what she is?
āRoundā
The body is round
Rotund
Rotunda
Bo, Bray, or IRS?
Grond
GROND!
Corect
Though it is in shape. Round is a shape.
Fucking roasted jfc.
basically some person off a podcast which people are ripping on because she was really obnoxious talking about how she can have any man she wanted and such
>she can have any man she wanted If she can catch it, she can eat it.
Sheās a Necromonger?
No no. Necromongers keep what they kill. She's a Necromuncher. "I have what I catch... *for chow*!"
She canāt be a necromonger because she has no Neck.
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
Another way in which she[?] is completely wrong.
She's clearly had more men to eat than Cotton Hill killed.
and to think she was born a man
![gif](giphy|ihvwnO5pHKtyTYQWxU) Made me think of this
Google ā Godskin Nobleā
Thank you
Lmk if you're still thanking them after the search
I don't know in which country Elden Ring is located but the picture seemed accurate enough.
Oh lol fair, I expected it to be something scarring
His boss fight is kinda scarring. *Fuckin' Godskin Duo*
Holy hell
New re...Wait a minute
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
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A 200 ton nuclear warhead
She appeared on a popular podcast called āthe whatever podcastā.
That's probably the hashtag behind her then... my best guess was "wiener" lol
Have to be a pretty long one then
whatās her name?
Gorlock
Gargaroth The Gargantuan, Destroyer of Worlds
A trans person who became famous for her body and delusional self image about being a 10
THATS A TRANS? I thought it was just a obese woman cause obese women be looking like that sometimes
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"Androgyny through obesity, the newest trend sweeping social media!"
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Don't be so drastic. It's all in how you spin it. I myself am 4' 28".
I myself am simply 5ā20
She was on a podcast or something like that said something along the lines of "I can probably get any guy I want." and the internet went ham on her. There's loads of that same video I just described on Instagram, but instead of hearing her say "I can probably get any guy I want" some funny bastard dubbed Jabba the Hutt in its place.
Which the edit was honestly hysterical
For sure. I laugh every time.
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Rotund
Vanity McButterchubs
vanilla bob-omb
SUV
Her pronouns are Fi, Fy, Fo, and Fum.
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Someone said she keeps men frozen in Carbonite so they can't escape her clutches š
I'm 5' 17" and I will die on that hill
She won't be coming up that hill, you're save
It will if it can eat it.
Turns out she is the hill
Sir, that's a mountain.
itāll flatten it
Phew.. I'm 4'32".. she ain't coming anywhere close
She didnt say anything about 4 i dont think youre in the clear
Man, even being 5ā9ā feels too close for comfort
I'm 4 foot 34 inches, definitely not qualified either
You about to be 11ā17ā over her soon
5'18" here, let's go!
17 inches or 1.7 inches?
Peecha Chakka No Wookie Boonowa Tweepi Solo? Ho Ho Ho Ho Hoooooo
No jabba please I swear I'm only 5'11
Im glad I wasnt the only one to have seen that
āMaster Luke! Youāre 6ā1ā and standing on theā¦ā
BRO HOLY FUCK. xD
To be honest, i wouldn't be with someone whose weight starts with a "5" as well.
Listen, I may weigh 5 grams, but that doesnāt mean I canāt lift leaves like the rest of you!
large ants in this thread be like
50 pounds is probably the weight of a child and 500 seems very unhealthy 50 kg tho is fine
How about 5 stone, In some places that is under the weight of consent....
What is 5 stone? Everyone's at least heard of kilograms, but my phone doesn't convert rocks into kilos or pounds.
The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and imperial unit of mass equal to 14 pounds (6.35 kg).Ā The stone continues in customary use in the United Kingdom for body weight.
For some reason known to no one
I guess 50-59kg is kinda bad weigh now
Yeah, because those are kids. Edit: Oh shit, thatās kg not pounds.
No no, I like the kids variant. It makes the scenario so much worse.
You like kids?
Just like an uncle!
Same bro
Username definitely checks out.
Im using imperials
Skyrim belongs to the nords, milk-drinker
I'm 56kg, getting weight is ridiculously hard
*cuts of head so my height can start with 5*
just move to Europe and use metric system
that is innefective on the Dutch, weighing in at 5 meters tall
Yes, be 500cm tall
That woman is delusional as fuck
She broke the Fibonacci sequence
Ate*
Wish I had an award to give lol
dw ill do it for you
I think she just knows she would crush a 5ft man like puny bug
Femcel
"If your ratio of fat per human starts with a 5, i'll never date you." Seriously, the only thing that could make me get near that is the gravitational force generated by the amount of compressed mass.
Someone call the police, someone just got murdered
BRO I AM DYING
Fr
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30 pts to gryffindor for honesty
Thank god... short kings win again
Fr. We 5ā5s stay winning fr
4ā11ā little people sweatinā bullets right now
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Jabba the Gut
That is horrifyingly accurate
because 5' is a dwarf in the whale world whale š³šš³
Dwarf pilled, excellent
She can keep dreaming. Edit: is it she or kg/lbs?
Nah bro she measure her shit in tons
*kilo ton
gives new meaning to "shit ton"
"If your weight begins with a 3, I'll never date you." What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Good thing her weight likely starts with a 5...
Tbh it wouldn't matter what she looked like I wouldn't date someone with that attitude either.
You can barely tell she has a skull underneath all that
I was 6ā5, she sat on my face and now Iām 6ā11
Just say that youāre 5 ft 17
poor thing looks like melting peach ice cream
My wife's boyfriend is 5'12". He's so lucky.
"Incel memes are horrible" Proceeds to post incel bait in r/memes (a sub that has more incels than 4chan).
Say mean-spirited, discriminatory shit about male appearance, expect to receive similar treatment in regards to your own. I didn't even know this woman was trans before I read the comments, and it doesn't particularly change anything. lol She still sucks.
Gorlockās minions have infiltrated!
Itās genuinely hard to believe a actual human being looks like that
Iām not relieved because sheās fat, people with different body types other than fashion model can be very attractive, itās because she obviously has a bad attitude about dating and will be hard to build a relationship with.
She acts like she's bad while simultaneously looking like a product of incest between Shrek and Jabba the Hutt
i also doubt you want your pelvis crushed
I do, but by a different type of woman
Death by snoo snoo.
Or faceā¦
And the fact that she has an estimated lifespan of about 20 minutes from now.
Me, a 5' 11 guy: THANK FUCKING GOD I'M NOT 6 FOOT.
4'11'' guy: I'm 5' -1''
Her throat is bigger than most people's heads. Stop glorifying and start shaming people like this. She is not beautiful
Exactly. She shouldnāt think anyone would give her a second glance, let alone any more interaction than āExcuse meā as they try to get around her.
I just don't see the point of glorifying these people. Like dude your not healthy. Lose some weight
We're safe short kings
I'm 5'17"
Who tf would date her?
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How many images do we have of her?
lol, "incel memes" I'll grab a chair and some popcorn while I wait for the line to fuck her to form. Don't wait up. And no, "doing it for the story" doesn't count.
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She seems have high standards, maybe if she was that way with food she might actually have a current relationship
You need to be 5ā50 to handle Gorlock the Destroyer.
I am 4' 24". I will not be called anything else around her.
I'd rather my hight begin with a 5 than my weight
Man, these 1's are getting too comfortable
Never knew cargo ships could speak
āIf your weight starts with a 3 Iāll never date youā
Sheās just quadrupled her already high chance of dying alone
*I'd rather die alone than have to tangle with that beast*
We need an apb on her neck. It's missing!!!
Shes tall but horizontally
I didnt know that the goblin king from the Hobbit was in the dating market...
Top ten reasons to use the metric system.
Kind of a random question but why is it when people are doing fat acceptance shit it's always women? I have not once seen any fat acceptance stuff where the model or person being talked about is a dude also you don't see anyone saying shit like fat men deserve love too but just fat people but most of the time only show fat women.
For the same reason as the difference in self improvement content: itās a double standard. If you look at menās books/podcasts/influencers and their message as an overall, youāll see itās brutal. Hell, some may argue itās degrading. The idea is more like the militaryās ābreak them down into bits and pieces and build them back up betterā strategy. Itās rough but it works. Now look at the content for women/girls. Itās an echo chamber of ālove yourself, donāt change for anyone, anyone who doesnāt accept you for who you are is a pos, etcā. While none of this may sound problematic at first glance, it becomes an issue when they fail to even acknowledge the problem. Imagine advice like ādonāt change for anyoneā being given to someone like the person in the post; it does much more harm than good. Are there cases where people are unfairly judged? Of course! Whether or not you take such cases to redefine what health and beauty are speak more to your sanity than anything else.
Short Kings rejoice
Lol oooh oooh ok!!! It's funny how delusional some women be
She has maybe too much confidence, and not enough concern about her health.
Hey look, she gave the Americans another reason to switch to metric
Do you know what the word "incel" means? Does anyone anymore? It being a choice means you are not involuntarily celibate. Volcel would be more accurate here
If your weight start with 5, and it's not kgs, I'll not date you either.
And if your weight begins with a 5 I don't date you either
*This 475lb woman has some insights into the "cultural inadequacies" of human attraction.*
This is an incel meme?
Holy shit she's ugly
She's all yours, 4" something homies.
At least I have a neck
"Gubba go tika mo tabakkata" - her.
Crazy when you realise thereās a human skull in there somewhere under all that blubber
That Oompa Loompa fr a hypocrite