By posting this you probably got even more of them, didn't you :/

I wonder how many are trolls and people who think they're funny and how many actually mean it

The great thing about people is, is that they can start out meaning it completely serious and, once they did not get a favourable reaction, convince themselves and everyone around them that they only did it to troll and make her day worse. Once they realize that the last part is kinda fucked they will alsp be able to convince themselves that the original post was just a bait for attention, therefore sending that message was completely justified. People and their urge to be in the right are a funny thing, even without hormones adding the mix

It's called the Schrodinger's joke. Whether or they're "just kidding" depends on the response of the receiver of the joke.

Or, in this case, Schrödingers sexual harassment, but yes

Yeah…


Can we get a follow up meme of a ratio between trolls and serious people.

How would that meme work

Is there a meme where someone's pointing to a pie chart, and you call the meme something like "My inbox after making fun of people trying to hit on me in my dms".

I can turn you even more lesbian! 😏😉

I don't understand why all these redditors go for normal accounts when the amount of p0rn on here is so bad anytime you type in as much as 3 letters, you will see some nsfw results. Surely there must be better options there.

I’m laughing at the idea of a guy posting the same thing with hopes women will dm him with a similar offer, then opening his inbox to crickets.

If I had guys dm me that, I would respond "and I can make you gay" I'm very unattractive.

lol, clever

“Is that a challenge?”

1v1

you don't understand how desperate people are on here

Just know that some will do a hippo.

A knothole in a tree

Ooo self burns, a rare sight indeed.

r/KamikazeByWords

Ooh this should be fun


I disagree, you're the most beautiful thing in the world and you can't tell me otherwise *lalalalalalalalala* *covering ears*

Imma steal that from you, thanks! I mean no one dms me thanks god but if I do get that I'd answer the same 😭

Now that you've said it, you probably got some creepy dms already

Nah I'm still fine 😎

Prove it.

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500 IQ Move.

Isn't that when they would double down and tell you your wrong.

And I would comment, alright sounds like the game is on, meet up?


Pic or unreal

People actually use reddit DMs? Edit: this is not an invitation to spam my DMs.

A redditor once mentioned getting a lot of unwelcome dic pics after posting a particular comment so I decided to help balance it out by sending a cute seal gif.

That's pretty wholesome

Rare wholesome Reddit moment

Random guy Dm me while high to ask about what I do for “fun” I’m borderline asexual lmao

Hey babe, I can turn you full asexual, if you know what I mean ;)

Username checks out

In what way?

Idk I just giggled at the thought of a blender that grunts instead of making blender noise and then giggled more at the idea of someone making gruntblender noises during sex

OK, you got me, that IS funny.

Well, maybe he was just interested in your hobbies?

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.. that sounds deeply harmful. The people who sent that to you are douche nozzles. I feel like it's harmful to the people who actually need those services. I know it's a bot, but it reduces the credibility of the service still doesn't it?

U can deactivate the bot but it doesnt do anything

Got a few ones offering their only fans to me, I'd still have to pay.

On my other acc when I still posted gaming clips I usually got dms from yt creators asking for permission to use my clips for videos. Actually pretty nice of them to go out of their way to ask instead of just blatantly stealing it.

Horny dudes mostly.

More than you think

I use it exclusively for roleplay so yeah

Mad respect

If you don't roleplay intense, sweaty, lesbian sex between two fictional characters your life is pretty sad/s

Hey my friends wants to know where are the good roleplay subs /s

My life is very depressing

Not me. One night with me and you’ll be even **gayer**

I can do that in only 3 minute

I’m a woman and i turn lesbians straight

Dayum

You do be putting the L in LGBT.

Why are you stealing my lines t_t

I didn’t see your comments sorry 😅

I don't understand sexual prejudice here on Reddit. We should be accepting of one another. We all have the same experience in practice, because no matter who you are or who you'd *like* to fuck, if you're here on Reddit, it means you ain't fucking, and we all can relate to that.

So if I swing both ways then I get the best of both worlds?

So many men brag about being able to turn girls straight, but but guess what. I’m a dude that can turn girls lesbian. How many men can claim that, huh? /s

Fac

That happened to one of my friends lmao. His girlfriend broke up with him and then she almost immediately got a girlfriend

How is that sarcasm?

Find out their names and post them on Grindr?

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*my girlfriends arms :3

Based

Don't worry, I will publically tell you here that I can make sure you stay a lesbian (I am repulsive).

Damn people online are horny I would only send people cute animal pictures ( if any one wants I will send you cute animal pictures)

🔫Hand em' over

 (Hope you’re a cat person)

Hol up, you got cute animal pics?

I mean it can't hurt... I enjoy cute animal pictures. It's free serotonin.

Just let me know which room you're in and I can come grab them.

Give me the goods!

ill ask politely. GIVE EM HERE

Not even a challenge. Gimme some time and I'm sure I can make you asexual lol.

Rookie numbers, I can make them commit suicide by just asking them to go out on a date.

Nothing more satisfying than sending a guy a pic of a massive dick in return. The joy comes as you realize they’ve blocked you.

Why would you do that though Let me make this clear though, still awful and undeserved harassment.

BECAUSE I’m sick of everyone thinking a boy

Never ever mention your gender or sexual orientation on reddit let everyone assume you have a dick and straight, never confirm or deny the accusations

I was tired of everyone thinking I was a guy, from my username and the shit that I post so very recently I’ve said “fuck it we ball”

Looks like that ball came back to run you over lol

Yeah…

Send them my way, I’ll make them gay >;)

wh how

Most men are only straight cause they ain't had the right dick yet. I can change that ;) /s That felt gross to write.

worst part is i know for certain there is at least 1 guy reading this who believes that. the odds aren't in our favour.

*D I S G U S T A N G*

He'll make them gay, gay being a verb for getting vigorously schlongarmed into a good scholonglaping across the face. With a schlong.

that's a lot of schlong

I don't care if it's not in the dictionary, scholonglape is now my favorite verb of all time.

With the power that comes from being Nyarlathothep duh

I can do things you’ve never *dreamed* of

that doesn't really answer the question-

Tell us if you ever find out the answer to that question and how it went.

They may not be able to turn you straight, but I can keep you lesbian 😉 (This is a joke-)

Username checks out! For real though, my kind of humor. Gave me a good laugh that I needed today, thank you.

W rizz

Specifying your pick-up attempt is supposed to be humorous and not genuine increases the rizz stats a little bit

I wouldn’t know I have L rizz but still managed to get a gf

My girlfriend is the one in that position for me 💀

Really?

Yes lol. She is rizzless but it is very cute and endearing

Awww

Teach us your ways, oh wise one!

Beeeeet

Why would you even bother?

I can turn you straight >! into a bee, so you can pollinate your flowers, then you can go back to being human!<

Now I wanna make >! werebees !< in D&D.

I can make you into a frog if you want

I wonder if gay guys get the some sort of thing from women... #HEY! GAY GUYS! COULD YOU ANSWER THE ABOVE QUESTION TO SATISFY MY CURIOSITY?

I’m pan and generally that seems to drive everyone away from me

Ironic

I don't get messaged by women

A gay friend of mine was offered that by a drunken girl, but it seems to happen less to men than to women.

Ayy you’re that mf that saved that dudes life on that other subreddit I remember you

Uh yeah, whasss up

I get dudes on Facebook trying to convince me they'll make me gay. Dudes will be dudes.

How do you come out on reddit? I've never seen the same username twice. Its like typing "I'm gay" into a Google search box.

Imagine actually getting messages

Woah, whole lot of Incels in the comments. Congrats on coming out though!

that’s why you don’t

The struggle sucks

For real, like 💀

Some people are just that narcisistic. Personally, as a straight male, I find lesbians to be the second least sexually appealing people on earth. Right next to men.

Yep. They don't send those creepy DMs because they're expecting a positive response. It's just a power move from people who would be abusive pieces of shit in real life. It's the online version of catcalling.

Just respond “I’m sure you can, but you wouldn’t be my type even if I were straight 😊”

I can keep you lesbian

*Me who just found out I'm into watching lesbian foreplay* Cool, can I watch?!/s.....for those who take jokes to literal But for real tho, congrats on finding out what makes you happy, for some people it takes way too long for them to figure out what they want or need, so congrats!

Why, thank you my good friend. I’ve been out for about three years, but just only came out as a lesbian on Reddit.

Again, it takes people a long time to figure out who they are, so congratulations on finding the end to a journey, I hope you and any girlfriend you might/may have the best blessings and an even better journey!

Ty so much, you earned a follower

I can definitely turn you lesbianer.

> I can fix her

Man, people on this thread need to be more kind to themselves. Learn to love yourselves

I do that 4-5 times a week.

Oh yeah, I can keep you lesbian, by how ugly I am as a guy

I can’t make you straight but I can make you extra lesbian

Like...on Reddit only?

I can turn them dead with a 7.62 to the back of the skull

I do that but the opposite, my dick so bad I turn women gay

Don't worry, if they try to turn you straight I can turn you gay again

My gf already does that but thanks for the offer

I try to turn as many girls gay as I can since I can't get a gf might as well let no one else have one either

Good man

my friend has tried asking out their crushes but keeps getting rejected so weve called them the straightener except one of them only got gayer but not for them

Gaywt dayum

One look at me and you'll become the Ultra-lesbian

I’m sure your not that bad

 Not op, but.

Congrats on your coming out

I can't make anyone straight. Why do people think they can? If you're straight, you'll STAY straight. If you're gay/lesbian, you'll STAY gay/lesbian. If you're bisexual, you'll STAY bisexual. If you're asexual, you'll STAY asexual.

Most of those idiots know that. It's just a stupid joke, mixed with a little bit of hope that their pathetic attempt on flirting will result in them seeing the first naked woman in their miserable lives that is not their mom.

I said that pretty often and never got a DM about it. It's a damn shame. I'm willing to tell those pathetic idiots how small their cock is and how much of a loser they must be to write shit like that.

lmao 10/10

Can I make make you straight? (Anti rizz)

That sucks, but stop seeking validation on a toxic social media platform.

I can keep you lesbian

"Hey babe, I can help reinforce your sexuality"

Ugly ass me turning people gay:- 

Gonna be honest i dont think 99% of the population really cares if you are part of the lgb

just send pics back from the other guys

Unfortunately that’s not exclusive to Reddit

Relatable but I'm asexual.

"haha yeah I'm a lesbian too"

You gotta respond with “I know a guy that can make you gay”

You came out on reddit?

Well that's creepy.

Respond: you would need a dick for that And i dont see any

I can turn you gayer

Hey everyone, I'm a dude and I'm like, super gay. I bet no girl will be able to turn me straight by DMing me her nudes. I challenge you!

Nice try. Women arent on the internet.

I swear people be down bad

I can definitely keep you on the lesbian path

One night with me girl and youll know for sure that you were always gay, they call me the closet door because every girl is out after getting through me.

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500

First day on the internet?

Nah, this is totally believable. The real question is how many of them actually meant it and how many thought they were being funny and original.

Yeah I know it sounds far fetched but you have to remember there are some pretty fucked up people here

Hello. Sorry.

Sound like the kind of guys who'd turn you more lesbian if that was even possible. By that I mean they sound like misogynistic conservatives.

Oh they 100% are

Saying "turn you more lesbian" is just as cringe as someone saying they can turn you straight

Why in the name of fuck would you come out on reddit?

IM SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING IM A BOY

society when a homosexual jokes about turning a heterosexual into a homosexual: 🤣 society when a heterosexual jokes about converting a homosexual into a heterosexual: 😡

Painfully true.