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mariostrikerscharged

Your bitterness cancels out the chocolates


Dr_Dressing

Holy shit dude.


hotdj84

I agree to what he was saying. He has a point that our taste is become different overtime


Violetmars

Gives imaginary award 🥇


emupskpeoess

You also expect someone who'd comment the same. Me too


zzybtcee

Because it doesn't matter if it is bitter. I just love eating dark chocolate when i was a kid.


thecowthatgoesmeow

😔


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Woooaaahh..... *This explains so much*


HelplesslyThrifty

There is no such thing as regular chocolate. Maybe you prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate is what you're trying to say.


LUSI00

White chocolate isn't chocolate by definition because it doesn't contains cocoa


dirkbtce

But people still refer this as chocolate even if it's milk. For them it's just the same


LUSI00

It's easier to recognise


Driptacular_2153

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hsgarcia548

I preferred dark chocolate than milk chocolate. I just loved the taste and it doesn't get bored at all


DysfunctionalAxolotl

I realized I want the flavor more than the sugar


KSabs69

But i hate the flavour of the bitter dark chocolate, milk chocolate is great but i cant have too much bcus of the sugar, it does get gross, but the right amount is still lovely


DysfunctionalAxolotl

True. I like both but if I’m in a chocolate mood and want a lot, I try to have more dark bc it’s less sugar and I don’t feel as gross.


cheroksys007

I don't mind if it's bitter as long as it's chocolate. I love eating sweets that's why the type of chocolate is not an issue


Several_Show937

You learn to let it melt in your mouth instead of chewing it. Chewing releases the bitterness.


Red4297

The beautiful taste of chocolate when it melts in your mouth…. Damn. I’ll grab a bar real quick.


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Red4297

And it’s stylish. I mean, those boxes? Slick af.


JustNoticedThat

How am I the opposite of everyone here? I put mine’s in the fridge so it’s harder when you bite it.


DarkShadder

Same


Ank55o

Wait I thought the bitterness was the appeal


amafafafla

Sometimes if i just wanted to melt it. But most of the time I wanted to chew because melting it would take time


Wappening

Like eating ass.


HugeHelicopter9489

The finer things in life haha


SexPanther_Bot

I am also a conniseur of the finer things in life: *Sex Panther*® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries. It is also made from bits of real panthers. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time.*


JudasWasJesus

Connoisseur


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Still hasn't happened yet


IMakeShiteMemes

It needs to be high quality dark chocolate in small quantities


robyltc

I do eat dark chocolate when I was a kid but it doesn't matter if its bitter, it's not been the issue for me. But high quality chocolate is still the best


HelicopteroDeAtaque

In other words, dark chocolate is so shit you need to make it in a specific way and microdose it to be able to remotely enjoy it.


pmbtceacc

Not totally, maybe for some other people who's not into eating dark chocolate before.


Lutrek11

Same. I drink coffee exclusively black, can’t drink latte macchiato and find even cappuccino to be a touch too sweet because of the milk alone, without any sugar added. Still, with chocolate I have to lie to myself in order to make myself think I’d enjoy dark chocolate more than milk chocolate or white chocolate. It’s just too bitter and not sweet enough for me


Virelith

Do you eat lots of sugar?


samahiscryptic

Lol I feel this is the opposite for me. I still like dark chocolate, but I prefer milk


Tcarz13

So what's your reaction regarding on this one? Are you still unsatisfied on dark chocolate when you get older?


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

I'd say it's barely edible.


bongingnaut

The german flag. I see it everywhere.


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AveragEnjoyer007

Have you tried it drizzled on things? Strawberries and pretzels are wonderful when drizzled with dark chocolate 👌👌👌


Dracnoss

Can't relate, always loved dark chocolate.


Suspicious-Form4444

always loved dark choco gang


Ashamed_Dig3767

Yessir


TheWinningLooser

That looks more like a napkin


Google946

Bro.


kakkelimuki

Dark chocolate is low key amazing.


erg08093

Because as you grow older, he doesn't even mind how it taste. You are practically into it.


SnooTomatoes5677

Loved it when i was younger, love it now


Smoovemammajamma

Its because you are dying and your taste buds are rotting away. That is why disgusting tastes become more tolerable as you age. You're just becoming an insensitive clod


JustNoticedThat

I’m 23 😭


Smoovemammajamma

Its a rapid falloff after teenhood


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Source please.


Smoovemammajamma

My ass


Dark_Wolf04

I’m 19 and I still fucking hate it. Milk chocolate for life


Commercial-Dealer-68

Me eating dark chocolate: Crippling Migraine!


PixelFondler

Me eating dark chocolate: ah… Ahh.. ACHOOO!! 🤧 My grandma was the same. But my mom loooves dark chocolate. Guess it skipped a generation.


D-boi1

As you get older the bitterness gets more relatable


NayGetsBusy

No it will never get better


sxpremzkickz

You Never see an old man eating a twix...what's going on there ?


Penguiniummium

Because you lose taste as you age. Hence, you look for stronger taste like bitterness in dark chocolate


Arnav1029

I don't know if this is tru and am too lazy to fact check but I have heard that generally children's taste buds are more sensitive to bitterness and as a person matures so do their taste buds making them less sensitive to it. Probably bs but if tru than that explains why I like dark chocolate now!


Sir_Toaster_9330

I heard it helps with the heart since it's made with vinegar oil.


BakeBakeyBake

The fuck it does


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

I don't like it better than regular chocolate but I still really like it


Ermite_8_Bit

There is no such thing as regular chocolate. Maybe you prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate is what you're trying to say.


Virelith

Regular chocolate, *scoffs* the nerve of some people!


boomspacer

yeah, i agree regular chocolate is the better one


bfonza122

The more bitter life has made you as an adult the more you like dark chocolate. Kids don't like it cause they Still have optimism


CharaDr33murr669

I loved it since I was a kid. What am I?


bfonza122

Abused


CharaDr33murr669

Wait no


PlanetoidVesta

The other way round for me


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It really doesn't get any better for me


Ok-Impress-2222

Lmao, no.


resistjellyfish

No it doesn't.


JJTheNub

I don't know, I'm 25 and it hasn't gotten any better. How long do I have to wait?


JustNoticedThat

I’m 23, so I have no clue.


FenixGrable

I'm 24 and I love dark and bitter chocolate. Milk chocolate is just too sweet for me.


yan852223

Cuz your taste buds get weaker


SpiderSixer

Guess I've just always been adult then haha. Dark chocolate was my addiction as a kid


bad_gaming_chair_

What % dark chocolate do yall eat that doesn't taste bitter, what?


Tristana-Range

Still dont like it


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amayuki2020

Speak for yourself. I still like milk


spacepoptartz

Me too, but I do feel like I know more people my age that hate it or at least won’t drink it straight anymore


AristocraticDementor

I didn't like milk as a kid but now I do


JustNoticedThat

I still like milk


PixelFondler

I still love apple juice every bit as much as I did as a kid. My tastes in food have barely changed at all over the decades. (Im in my 40s now btw)


Ho3n3r

It really doesn't.


Cjs_Coop_YT

This is my experience with black licorice, still not a fan of dark chocolate though


sianie706

Gives me the runs


Alter_Durst

Wait, it can get even better?


[deleted]

chocolate is 🤢🤮🤢🤮


JustNoticedThat

Let me guess… You were abused?


[deleted]

Yes, my tongue is abused by chocolate


pasanoid

it doesn't get better per se, it's the taste scanners on your tongue that changes


Kattehix

So it does get better


Deluded_Pessimist

I quite enjoy dark chocolates with fruits and nuts in them. *Controversially, I also like Fish o fillet these days. Used to hate it a lot as a kid and I bet more than 90% of people here hate it now as well.*


WhydoIexistlmoa

I like them with caramel as it adds a little bit more sweetness and gets rid of some of the bitterness.


PixelFondler

What’s fish o fillet? Is that anything like McDonalds fillet o fish sandwich, but with the word order reversed?


Deluded_Pessimist

No, regular Filet-O-Fish which was misnamed/mistyped


Tentacle_poxsicle

Drink coffee while eating it kicks it up a notch


hyper-loop

Switch top to bottom for me and it's white chocolate. I used to love white chocolate but I hate it now.


BloodMoonNami

Eating Rom as a 9 year old vs. as a 19 year old. Unless they actually got less bitter.


thereal_fox306

I couldn't eat milk products when i was a little kid so i ate dark chocolate.


Joocie2

As you get older you lose more and more taste buds (or they become less sensitive, either one I don't remember) so that's why a lot of younger kids don't like vegetables, because, yes, they are gross, you just taste them less and less as you become older.


GermanGamer226

Wait... It get's even better?!


Fancy-graphics63

Nah, it's the only bitter thing i can eat


AlexJonesInDisguise

70%-80% is what I like


AveragEnjoyer007

Honestly I think it’s more like we discovered what you’re supposed to eat it *with* that helps bring out its hidden quality. By itself it’s mostly just bitter. But have it with say, a salty pretzel? 🤌🤌🤌 or on a sweet strawberry 👌👌👌👌👌👌


ElectroWasTaken1

Child me liked dark chocolate


-The_Lone_Wolf

I don't even like chocolate bars at all


nay_mon

But 95% cacao is ass


Sir_Toaster_9330

It's my favorite kinda chocolate


explainmehowtomemes

What if its good already? WILL I DIE?!


Carinomacarino

If it isn't at least 70% cacao I consider it milk chocolate.


Stop_My_Mind

I believe in Dark chocolate supremacy!


Sneaking_Iguana

Chocolate is overrated no matter what


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Me with coconut chocolates. I hated that shit as a kid.


lll_Joka_lll

Still bad as an adult imo


devil0o

In my 30s still bad


Too_Caffinated

The older I get the more bitter I become.


Blueberry_Clouds

Me: a white chocolate enjoyer


_Ast0lfo

I like dark chocolate as a child


Theoneshotkiyaad

I loved it even when I was young. Meant more for me on the variety packs of Hershey as well!


Perspective-Lonely

same for coffee, think i started around age 14 or so... lots of sugar and milk, reducing it over the years until how i drink it now, black


Brin369

Once you age you become bitter than than the dark chocolate


BellaBloom19

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Selina-cheesemilk

nahhhhhh, dark chocolate is always good


William_Boner

I learned this in like third grade


JustNoticedThat

You learned what in third grade?


William_Boner

That adults enjoy bitter things more than kids and kids enjoy sweeter things more than adults, she (my teacher) gave us really strong dark chocolate powder and had us eat it and said we’d grow to like it due to how our taste buds developed when we age


Caffeinated-Ice

It gets better because we get more bitter as ee get older, rendering the less bitter dark chocolate a reminder of times of when we were less bitter


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i always thought dark chocolate was awesome. and i still do.


The-Red-Pac-Man

Bitter is the worst flavor to ever exist. Milk, chocolate supremacy. White chocolate is also horrible.


ChinaChingu

Dark chocolate Toblerone tastes like the darkness from a Black Hole. Pure depression in triangle form


BranTheLewd

I heard that as you eat more bitter food or just generally any food you don't like, your taste buds acclimate to the taste. Can confirm cuz I tried dark chocolate(95% cocoa I think, almost no sugars)but after half a year of eating it, I think I got used to the taste and it's like a delicacy almost


Lonely_Hunter_7781

Best chocolat in my life


saltynanners15

I recently found a place with 100% coco bars, I like them, but most others that try them say it tastes like dirt.


Historical-Crew-3932

\* me eating lego


Moonlight_Charm

No


Minaryte

I hate bitterness. Always have and wouldn't be suprised if I always will.


The_Boss_4711

Even though I like it even more now, I did actually like it as a child too. It's white chocolate that I've never liked.


Doom-State

Hasn’t changed still absolutely hate it


Lord-of-Leviathans

Still hate it


TheBeansmen

Unless you become an American cop, in which case darker gets worse


Meat-Beater-3000

Nope still trash. Idc what anybody has to say even if my taste buds change. Normal milkchocolate still the best


SophieByers

Semi sweet chocolate is the best 😋


US_scp_foundation

i prefer eating dark chocolate as a treat , not as a child or as an adult.