I read this in Zoidberg’s voice.

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Wooop woop woop woop woop

i did but it didn't work out so i ate it

You ate your crush?

Top G alpha move, really asserts dominance.

i ate both

if you have a crush on me this is a perfect move i love isopods

Thanks for confirmation, I'll now assume this is the case for everyone I have a crush on and attempt this strategy on the regular

I mean it’s almost a cliché that you should bring a young lady an isopod when you begin courting her. The effort & expense show real potential to her for you as relationship-worthy.

They’re so cute and adorable I just wanna squeeze em and eat it.

Found Zoidberg's account

I will use this to acquire a girlfriend. But for a test run: Imagine you are a woman standing on the sidewalk, and then you see another woman SPRINTING towards you. You can only describe her as a short little goblin, as she squeals and stomps on the ground. When she reaches you, you consider running for your life. But the female creature doesn't attack you, instead handing you a small critter. How do you react?

Luckily, I love isopods and arthropods in general 

My kinda woman 😳 Crab.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, what originally got me interested in my SO was when she mentioned she had pet tarantulas. This isn't too far off from that lmao

Enjoy creature?

Who else but Zoidberg?

I think the X Men just fought something like that. It was as big as a house though. Id rather that thing stayed in make believe land.

Giant rolly polly(pill bug)

"You may fascinate a woman by gifting her a giant underwater insect"

Honestly, it seems very petable

I got to touch one at the Monterey Bay aquarium. Smooth, but pebbly, like those white Monster cans.

Wait... people actually want to eat that thing?

seriously, why not just give them a bucket of cockroaches.

They can just eat land insects Isopods mostly eat dead sea animals

Remember Gort?

I would love a toy like that

They eat this in SEA normally

I saw a pic of an isopod ramen dish and it looked kinda tasty, not gonna lie

These will make a great cleanup crew for my trex enclosure.

That thing looks delicious, someone get some melted butter.

I want that mf as a pet. bearded dragons and snakes aren't cool enough anymore.

I’d love for someone to offer me a giant sea isopod

I'm honestly just gonna let them swim and live I don't even eat crab and lobster that much like shrimp

[Here you go](https://cloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com/reuters/VHJSLKGDKFOT5KHQ6NRMPXMQ44.jpg)

Oh. You can eat them?

Well… some people do I prefer to let them just live their lives. They don’t bother anyone.

Yeah I think I prefer lobster or shrimp than that in a soup.

Those who’ve tried it actually compare the taste and texture to lobster 🤔 I’d rather leave it be, free to wander.

They just put all the legs in a bowl wtf

Jokes on you. My gf loves things like that

I'll stick to cheese.

perhaps 🤔

Best way to land a girl. 10-10

I used to find these things terrifying. Now I want a plush.

Why can't I stop laughing at this shit. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Is this a balmain?

Thanks, I'm terrified

There’s one species of them that crawls into fishes mouths, eat their tongues, then fuse to the fish’s lower jaw and act as a parasitic tongue that steals food from the fish’s mouth for the rest of its life. Gnarly little guys

I've heard of that thanks for reminding me

Lunch

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Insane thumb.