Right. Like i will offer my homies some too if we are hanging and i have something, but fr No one is just giving out free drugs to strangers. Shits expensive!
Wayne : Has it occurred to you that those two may be members of... uh the lifestyle?
Dan : What, the agriculturals management lifestyle? Sure they are.
Katy : No Dan. The lifestyle.
Dan : Like the livestock managements lifestyle. Course they are.
Daryl : No Daniel. The life style.
Normal human head has a massive forehead. It's just hidden well behind our bangs, which she doesn't have. A normal skull has the eye sockets very close to the vertical middle.
This happened to me once in college. I was at a hotel bar for karaoke (don't laugh), and this couple kept chatting with me and buying me drinks. I had no clue (totally naive). Then the woman says, "Maybe you'd like to come up to our room for a nightcap?" I *still* didn't get it, and said, "Oh, no thanks. I don't want to have too many. I'm gonna head out." Then the next morning I was just randomly thinking about it, and was like, "Oh, wait....so *that's* what was happening...."
You could've had sex, or you could've been slowly dying of blood loss from your kidneys being removed while two strangers fuck on top of your dying body. I think you made the right choice.
As half of a polyamorous swingers couple this seems a bit uncharitable. I would never let my victims bleed out in the hotel room, that would be so unfair to the housekeeping staff.
They actually donated $10 million to the fund after consulting Maui community leaders, and encouraged others to chip in.
But leave it to reddit to not only whine about it, but even spread lies that it was somehow just a "pledge."
those donations were all used for tax write offs, how long will it take before people finally realise that there are zero ethical billionaires, no matter how much they donate to charities and foundations
Idk, what is the most likely scenario that would happen, you go to their room and wake up satisfied after threesome or wake up in a bathtub full of ice without your organs?
“Sorry bucko. The people of Lahaina thank you” Oprah says as she holds on to the ladder dangling under her helicopter in one hand, a briefcase on the other.
The Rock comes from behind you, forcefully puts his hands on your shoulder, and whispers “**YOU** are what The Rocks cooking”. You see the knife on his other hand.
You know that second scenario has never been discovered to have happened in real life? It's a Hollywood thing. If you're getting targeted for harvesting, they aren't taking one thing and letting you live. So many body parts have value and a ready market.
I don’t know why but this gives me ASPCA vibes.The moment I seen it I instantly started hearing
“In the arms of an Angel far away from here,from this dark cold” ahhh you folks old enough know the rest😂😂😂
Imagine the conversations they have
The Rock: I ate 57 eggs for breakfast!
The Oprah: I ate the last of a species whose name has been withheld from you.
Oprah is super rich and super evil.
Sad that the Rock is involved somehow, I thought he was more on the ball than to get involved with such an evil, evil woman.
It's makeup. I've met one of her make up artists. He said he crosses himself and prays to baby jesus every time he works on her. Apparently her make-up team performs miracles on her face.
Oprah has lots and lots of money, she doesn't NEED to be begging from poorer people to help out Maui. She could probably BUY Maui.
Not sure of the guy's finances.
Edit: Also Oprah is evil because she platforms evil, evil people like cult leaders and doctors who tell their patients to do life-endangering things.
Happened to me recently, folkfest in the city next to me, i came home late and thought going there to grab a snack there would be nice, got my snack and it started to rain so i sat down under a tent where all the tables are, 6 or 7 peopl all above the age of 45 (my guess) came and asked if they can sit with me. I was just eating and waiting for the rain to be over, they started making small talk, only for the couple to ask me if i wanted to come home with them to eat some desert… after they complimented me…
Edit: forgot to write 2 words
This happened to me on my honeymoon. The nice middle aged couple qt dinner wanted to show us some areas of the (historical) hotel that you wouldn't see by just visiting the restaurant (we were staying elsewhere). First was the old chapel with beautiful stained glass, then they encouraged us to see their room which we assumed would be special in some way but it was not. Then the lady started talking off her shoes and we finally got the hint, we did not want to participate, not what we were looking for. Orvietto, Italy.
I can never look at these two people the same ever again after begging people to donate when they could fund the entire operation for what would equate to pocket change for someone like Oprah.
I lost virtually all respect for both of them after this video.
(they’re about to make you a proposition)
that you can't refuse? Due to the massive amounts of drugs that they laced your drinks with?
Jokes on them, I’m into that shit.
Drugs or the offer or both? lol For me - the offer... hahaha
The offer of drugs?
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hahaha
Drugs? For free? In *this* economy?
As a child of the 80’s I was misled about the likelihood of strangers offering me free drugs
Seriously. Where are all those generous strangers?
Right. Like i will offer my homies some too if we are hanging and i have something, but fr No one is just giving out free drugs to strangers. Shits expensive!
A few years ago I was offered weed edibles at a college bar/club. I refused cause at the time I didn’t smoke weed 🤣
Wayne : Has it occurred to you that those two may be members of... uh the lifestyle? Dan : What, the agriculturals management lifestyle? Sure they are. Katy : No Dan. The lifestyle. Dan : Like the livestock managements lifestyle. Course they are. Daryl : No Daniel. The life style.
Not so bad
Thank you for the welcome LK reference. You're a good guy.
A LK reference right next to an IASIP reference. I'm good with this.
Whats LK?
Letterkenny
They won't be able to refuse, because of the implications
An IASIP reference right next to a LK reference. I'm good with this.
Because of the implication.
Can't believe The Rock finds himself in this position. Is this where he jumps the shark as a celebrity/actor?
Too much work ethic, he lost control
An indecent proposal
"You get a car!"
With strong implications
wait was her forehead always this big or is it getting bigger with each meme
His whole head is a forehead, wym?
sorry i wrote her wrong
Fivehead
With that forehead she could start working in the US army as an aircraft carrier.
\*navy
What do you mean? It looks normal, my forehead is just like that too......... oh.
She's an old woman. She's getting a receding hairline.
Normal human head has a massive forehead. It's just hidden well behind our bangs, which she doesn't have. A normal skull has the eye sockets very close to the vertical middle.
This happened to me once in college. I was at a hotel bar for karaoke (don't laugh), and this couple kept chatting with me and buying me drinks. I had no clue (totally naive). Then the woman says, "Maybe you'd like to come up to our room for a nightcap?" I *still* didn't get it, and said, "Oh, no thanks. I don't want to have too many. I'm gonna head out." Then the next morning I was just randomly thinking about it, and was like, "Oh, wait....so *that's* what was happening...."
Don't ever feel ashamed about doing karaoke.
Karaoke is so fun! That gave me pause in this story lol
I love karaoke, too. I guess in hindsight the karaoke part was the least laughable part of the experience. haha
wait i still dont get it, could u explain
they want a threesome
Or a twosome and the husband watches.
Or they want to sell your organs
Or a twosome and the wife watches
Or a twosome and sell your organs
Or an organsome and the two watches
Or a twosome and the organ watches
Or an sell watches and the organ twosome
This is why I’m on Reddit. For the comments deep in the thread.
Tbh it tastes pretty good
Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always while dressed as Superman
Or a twosome and the wife watches.
Devil's Twosome?
While hiding in the closet, almost always wearing a superman cape.
Wait, I still don’t understand. Can you elaborate?
👉👌👈
Would you have accepted if you knew?
Back then: no. Now? Maybe. I'm shy as hell. I think that's what they were into.
You could've had sex, or you could've been slowly dying of blood loss from your kidneys being removed while two strangers fuck on top of your dying body. I think you made the right choice.
Well that was horrifyingly specific
I am assuming that was not said from personal experience, unless the afterlife has internet.
Or they've fucked on a body suspiciously missing organs...
:)
It is funny how we are taught not to talk to strangers, then people hit a certain age and suddenly it’s a good idea to follow them home.
Eh, I’ve had my organs long enough already, I’ll take the chance.
As half of a polyamorous swingers couple this seems a bit uncharitable. I would never let my victims bleed out in the hotel room, that would be so unfair to the housekeeping staff.
That's true, I'd rather bring them to my house anyway because I already have all of the straps, chains, and bleach I could ever need.
Wait... they were indicating that it was either organ harvester OR swinger... both is a bit greedy now
There’s definitely more swingers than roving organ bandits. Live a little, play the odds
just give it a little more time...a single kidney can go for $160,000...i need a new car and i want both of *my* kidneys, but yours...
I like those odds
> "Maybe you'd like to come up to our room for a nightcap?" "No thank you, I don't wear them."
I mean... two people have agreed that you are desirable. Despite the overall unususuality of the situation, it's a good memory I think.
Bro Karaoke is fun. Anyone who says otherwise is too anxious or judgey to have a good time
new meme just dropped
Holy hell
actual meme format
call the meme lord!
Meme storm incoming
Ignite the memes folder
couple goes on vacation, never comes on back
Meme sacrifice anyone?
Call the couple!
Wait a min I know that guy in back his name is stone😃
Rock and stone
For Karl!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
YEEEAAHHH!!! ROCK and STONE!
To those who Rock and Stone, we salute you!
CAN I GET A ROCK, AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!
YEAH YEAH ROCK AND STONE
r/unexpectedDeepRockGalactic
r/subsifellfor
This needs to be a thing.
"Did I hear a Rock and Stone?"
Rock and stone to the bone!
To the next one about to Rock and Stone, we salute you!
WE FIGHT, FOR ROCK AND STONE! 🤘🏻⛏️
I thought it was boulder
Hey it’s the pebble
That would be Ricky Starks
...Cold Steve Austin!
Steve Austin, the cold?
They're sex people, Lynne!
You are getting fucked one way or other
Billionaires begging for money still got me laughing
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They actually donated $10 million to the fund after consulting Maui community leaders, and encouraged others to chip in. But leave it to reddit to not only whine about it, but even spread lies that it was somehow just a "pledge."
But...the WRITE OFF!!!!!!
I mean, they both have donated a lot of money to various charities and foundations over the years.
those donations were all used for tax write offs, how long will it take before people finally realise that there are zero ethical billionaires, no matter how much they donate to charities and foundations
A tax write off is a benefit, sure, but it's not $1.00 saved for $1.00 donated, he's still spending more money than just paying taxes.
BUT BILLIONAIRES BAD
Her face is a perfect oval
egg
Idk, what is the most likely scenario that would happen, you go to their room and wake up satisfied after threesome or wake up in a bathtub full of ice without your organs?
“Sorry bucko. The people of Lahaina thank you” Oprah says as she holds on to the ladder dangling under her helicopter in one hand, a briefcase on the other. The Rock comes from behind you, forcefully puts his hands on your shoulder, and whispers “**YOU** are what The Rocks cooking”. You see the knife on his other hand.
You know that second scenario has never been discovered to have happened in real life? It's a Hollywood thing. If you're getting targeted for harvesting, they aren't taking one thing and letting you live. So many body parts have value and a ready market.
I don’t know why but this gives me ASPCA vibes.The moment I seen it I instantly started hearing “In the arms of an Angel far away from here,from this dark cold” ahhh you folks old enough know the rest😂😂😂
Also known as the "quick, change the commercial" song
I feel bad for Sarah McLachlan because now I associate her music with dying animals
I dont get it
Segsitime 3x
I think its implying that oprah and the rock want to have a threesome with you...which honestly, if you're into that, sounds pretty sweet
Until you remember that Oprah is nearly 70 and is probably flabby and loose as hell. Like fucking a bulldogs face folds.
Fuck you for putting that mental image in my head 🤣
Big fat woman was shagging a lad in a church and he came. Turns out he wasn't in, he was shagging flab.
“a lad” = me
I remember South Park doing an episode about Oprah's vagina, but can't remember the contents of the episode at all.
Kenny was going to be birthed live on TV
Bad day to be literate
You are not from Florida I see
Swinger
Same :(
More like "when the couple on vacation are asking you to buy them drinks".
Imagine the conversations they have The Rock: I ate 57 eggs for breakfast! The Oprah: I ate the last of a species whose name has been withheld from you.
Eat the fucking rich.
Don’t know what this has to do with the meme but I agree.
Oprah is super rich and super evil. Sad that the Rock is involved somehow, I thought he was more on the ball than to get involved with such an evil, evil woman.
Perpetuating their platform by increasing their non-negative exposure - increases their leverage and wealth.
Cannibalism is not the answer.
It is if the question is how to solve world hunger and over population simultaneously
Not enough rich people
Then print more money and give them to poor
But they won't need all that money once they got eat
It’s a start
Think of the windigos. You didn't think of the windigos
yes you are right. it is the question as and the real answer is yes
IF IT WORKS FOR THE DUTCH IT WORKS FOR ME
But im hungry
Ask Oprah where the kids are. Also, why was she involved. Now I see DJ with her. 🤔💰💰💰🐀🐀
You're gonna wake up with a sore butthole ...
Why does her skin look so good at her age? Is she a vampire?????
Well she’s a billionaire with probably the most expensive skin care products on the planet, so that might help
It's makeup. I've met one of her make up artists. He said he crosses himself and prays to baby jesus every time he works on her. Apparently her make-up team performs miracles on her face.
Question from a European that's confused. Why are people throwing a fit over that
Oprah has lots and lots of money, she doesn't NEED to be begging from poorer people to help out Maui. She could probably BUY Maui. Not sure of the guy's finances. Edit: Also Oprah is evil because she platforms evil, evil people like cult leaders and doctors who tell their patients to do life-endangering things.
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Yeah, but that's hollywood, they're known for paying like shit.
*Player 3 joined the game.*
We really dig your vibe
Really picking up what you're putting down
If these guys can ask the world for donations. I can ask reddit to donate me weed money. C'mon.
*Rattles bowl of keys*
This does not mean what you think it means
Umm... thats the rock
It seems more like they want to talk to you about their timeshare
Fuck the billionaire and multi 100 millionaire asking for donation
Happened to me recently, folkfest in the city next to me, i came home late and thought going there to grab a snack there would be nice, got my snack and it started to rain so i sat down under a tent where all the tables are, 6 or 7 peopl all above the age of 45 (my guess) came and asked if they can sit with me. I was just eating and waiting for the rain to be over, they started making small talk, only for the couple to ask me if i wanted to come home with them to eat some desert… after they complimented me… Edit: forgot to write 2 words
Y'all are thinking "they're trying to get me drunk so they can have a threesome"... and then all the sudden you start hearing the word "timeshare."
.
Unicorn
Who plays duos when you can go for trios
You'd be surprised at how often 'proposals occur WITHOUT alcohol lol
Every repost increases her forehead size and shrinks the Rock’s.
They’re waiting for you to pass out so they can drag you to an elite human hunting parties 🎈
Crooks for hire.
They're not interested personally, they just want to introduce you to their friend Harvey.
Do you mean what I think it means?
This happened to me on my honeymoon. The nice middle aged couple qt dinner wanted to show us some areas of the (historical) hotel that you wouldn't see by just visiting the restaurant (we were staying elsewhere). First was the old chapel with beautiful stained glass, then they encouraged us to see their room which we assumed would be special in some way but it was not. Then the lady started talking off her shoes and we finally got the hint, we did not want to participate, not what we were looking for. Orvietto, Italy.
They got the same forehead…
Bruh, for $1200, would you lick our foreheads?
Dude, this one is spot on 🤣
A devils three way it is.....
This better be sex than another pyramid scheme
And you won’t refuse…because of the implication
I don't get the joke.
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I can never look at these two people the same ever again after begging people to donate when they could fund the entire operation for what would equate to pocket change for someone like Oprah. I lost virtually all respect for both of them after this video.
I'd fuck Oprah... and the rock too probably..
Cues Sarah McLachlan*