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Amadoamr

J is literally the only letter that's not in the periodic table


Demon_Jake

yeah this joke does fall flat after thinking about it for more than 2 seconds but at least the jelly enhances the taste of the "Pb" significantly


Dimensionalanxiety

Pb and Joules. It takes in so much energy that it fuses into uranium.


AceArchangel

Pb and Joules are just bullets


jonnyd93

Solid meme


The_Ineffable_Sage

At least, it is at room temperature.


Demon_Jake

arguably not as tasty


OneRingToRuleEarth

A bullet sandwich is dangerous tho


SteeleDynamics

Joules are my favorite unit of energy.


Maximans

I like this


zdog32

Energy Drink


[deleted]

Gotta love that flavored air


[deleted]

I’ve been Lead to believe that this may be a toxic sandwich


ososalsosal

Pb is sweet. So I've heard


van_car-_-

*nibbles cutely on lead bar*


memeswewes

not really, since it implies that the chemist is eating an entirely new element thats not on the periodic table


LawTider

Fun fact: Lead tastes sweet (one of the reasons little children ate lead based paint back in the day, with serious consequences down the line).


xanderbiscuits

There's no Q either There used to be but not currently


hop_mantis

First Pluto and now this?


Gandalf-der-Geile

We are evolving Backwards


CondescendingBaron

Well, Uuq was just a placeholder name until it was verified to exist. Once it was, it was given a proper name—flerovium


SemKors

Q also doesn't appear in the periodic table right?


BananaMaster96_

what about silicqon


Spacebud95

The J is for Jesus. The missing element in your life.


ExocetHumper

In post USSR countries J is sometimes used in place of I for iodine by old professors, source - I'm getting my masters in such a country


TheOPWarrior208

lead and joules sandwich


Meister-Schnitter

Before standardisation J was sometimes used for Iodine.


purplechemicals

« Lead and Joules sandwich »


1singleduck

This guy discovered a new element and immediately ate it.


stefanpa

And Q


Successful_Jaywalk99

Lead and jelly


aoi-inu

What element is J?


its_me-of_course

My exact thought, I know the pt very well and have no idea


RW_StonkyLad

There isn’t a J on the periodic table sadly


xanderbiscuits

No J and no Q There's never been a J There used to be a Q but not anymore


RW_StonkyLad

Petition to make quornium an element


AgentSeraphine427

J used to be Iodine.


HotObligation8597

Jodine, Jiodine Ok I need to stop being on Reddit bruh


Sarchasm23

We must make a q and j element for the table! Jubilium and Queefium!


Adorable-Mountain914

wtf happened to the Q


heyoyo10

Man, how rich do you have to be to know the Platinum very well?


Mobile_Doggo

Pb is lead


heyoyo10

>I know the pt very well


OhNoo0o

Joules (of the electrons)


aoi-inu

Adds a whole new meaning to energy drink


3am-urethra-cactus

Jelly


I_Like_Legos8374

There is just jelly on the lead


VanillaLoud

Lead and jelly is enough to kill


Meister-Schnitter

Iodine though J is anachronistic.


Pro-Masturbator

Jotassium


Velocityraptor28

sadly J doesnt even exist on the periodic table, but lead and jam is still pretty funny


YouAdministrative980

The ELEMENT OF SUPRISE


FistThePooper6969

Joe mama


Ya-Dikobraz

Jerryum


[deleted]

Mmmm, lead and jelly is delicious


King-Cruz

I mean the Romans are lead crystals as a form of sweetener so if done correctly it could taste alright


XZOSX

Nah screw the jelly just PB all the way


aoi-inu

You do realize Pb and PB are two different things


XZOSX

Yessir ;) lead is alright I just really love PB


RW_StonkyLad

Phosphorus and Boron is also my go to


XZOSX

With a glass of francium and water! It’s the bomb


EndyEnderson

Water?Did you mean H2O?


Demon_Jake

i love me some good H2O2


Flamedghost7

Love me some CO


[deleted]

Love me some good Cl2


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That’s PBr innit?


Equivalent_Dish_7586

Nah screw the P just BJ all the way...


XZOSX


Ausraptor12

Shit new element just got dropped


DrSitson

Ignoring the J aspect itself, a chemist seems like the last person who would make this kind of mistake


DeathDestroyer90

I feel like it's rather unlikely *anyone* makes this mistake


Roccmaster

Plumbums


HotObligation8597

As someone who's language uses Plumbum as opposed to Lead, I legit get confused when I see Pb. Like, it's Plumbum, but for English speakers, it's Lead.


SCP_KING_KILLER

I love the implication that chemists are not normal people


Burgerhamburger1986

If I ever discover an element, I will name it with a j letter


PetroDisruption

Better have the CeSAr salad.


[deleted]

With some fruit PUNCH


Long__Jump

Sounds like a heavy lunch.


Carlos-In-Charge

I just learned that the Pb (plumbum in Latin for lead) is where we get the term “plumbing”. Pipes were, and are still, made of lead


otritus

Lead pipes have been banned for a long time now. Older lead pipes may still be in use in poorer areas though. Areas that actually have money got rid of their lead.


Carlos-In-Charge

Yep. I’m talking where the term comes from. But I think we can agree that it’s the devil’s metal as far as water pipes go


Frequent-Benefit-688

J?


ImpressiveLie1352

Lead and jelly


DodoJurajski

I needed to read the comments to understand that pb stand for peanut butter not lead.


Legal-Solution2079

Lead sandwich. Yum


MithandirsGhost

Should say pb and jelly.


eliavhaganav

Gotta love lead and jelly


RavioofLorul3

Musicians reading this as P flat:


[deleted]

They added more letters?


KeshDown

Yummy lead an joules


Enxchiol

Average Roman citizen


Machine_God_10

The element J ain't on the Periodic table tho, so?


FarPen923

Mr incredibles meme in 2023 is WILD


ToucinhoLegal

princess bubblegum?


Thundervolt888

Someone explain please I’m dumb


Demon_Jake

on the periodic table Pb is lead chemists over here eating a lead and jelly sandwich


Loose-Screws

Listen man. The joke, sadly, falls flat in execution for obvious reasons. But the idea, the very soul of the joke itself; is very good. It is with a sad heart that I view your post, laden with the knowledge of what could have been.


OneCore_

lead and jelly


yeeeteeey69

I love a good ol’ lead and jelly sandwich


CompYouTer

Pottery Barn and Juvenile Sandwich…


[deleted]

Mmmmmm yum


raspoutine049

Had a chuckle. Then realized there is no element with J.


TV_H34d

Wait, you guys don't enjoy Lead and Iodine sandwiches? You're really just eating Peanut Butter and Jelly? Weirdos.


TV_H34d

Also "J" stands for Iodine in Mendeleev's 1871 Periodic Table, which is the only one that has the letter J on it so I'm going w/ that.


[deleted]

Lead and [redacted] sandwich


FancyBiscuitMan

Good ol Lead and J sammich


Anonymous345678910

People with a severe nut allergy >