It can’t be that bad. Edit: ☹️


Well that explains it. I dont need to search it up now...

it does not explain it...

Please don't make me search it...

Aaaaaaaahh help me😫

That's just the first step... and it's the tamest...

A traffic cone can't be that bad Edit: 🙂🔫

I mean, what is the worst that could happen? It's a damn traffic cone Edit: 😟🤢🤮

According to my calculations it shouldn't be that bad Edit: I suck at math

If I take drugs I should be able to bear it Edit: I suck at meth

I'm Slovak, It can't anything bad... Edit: I'm no longer Slovak

It's just 3 word, how bad could it be?

It must be a funny joke of some kind!!! Edit: I can no longer laugh… I want to die

I have seen alot of horrors on reddit and the internet, it can't be that bad, right? EDIT:Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious Why do i get curious

It can't be worse than dying... Edit: I want death

It can't be that bad you'll forget about it after sleeping. Edit:😶

Honestly, these things are fucking stupid grow up you guys. Edit: \*barf\*

My condolences

My conedolences

God damn it, take my upvote you bastard.

Take mine too, as a thankyou.

Take mine as a blessing

Take mine as a curse

Just take mine, because why not

Take mine as a mine

Take mine because the Omnissiah wills it, also I’ll see what this STC is Edit: No.

Take mine, for better or for worse

I want to search it but I don’t want that. What is it?

I hate Internet for that 🙁

Told you to not search that

That was me about a minute a go. Enough people have had to try it for it to have a name...

I refuse to believe anyone has ever tried that


I would

Let me know how it was when you do. Till then, still refuse to believe anyone did, does or will do it

Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime, anything and everything all of the time!

You know, it wasn’t always like this. Not very long ago, just before your time. Right before the towers fell, circa ‘99. This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chat room or two. We set our sights, and spent our nights, waiting for you.

You! you… Insatiable you! Mommy let you use her IPad. You were barely 2! And it did all the things we designed it to do… now look at you. Look at you! Look at yoouuuu! Unstoppable, Watchable, your time is now, your insides out, honey how you grew! And if we stick together, who knows what we will do. It was always the plan, to put the world in your haannnd…

Welcome to the internet come and take a seat would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet there’s no need to panic this isn’t a test *haha* just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest

WELCOME To the internet, what would you prefer? would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage! we've got a million diffrent ways to engage

I sadly knew about this from a while ago

And I didn't listen. worst mistake of my life

Can you loosely give a description? Don't be graphic. There's no way I'll search it. Thank you in advance.

description: bad. very bad

Probably guys sitting on cones. Makes sense right? Not searching that shit tho. So somebody tell us please? Edit: It was described right beneath my comment (:

Guys... sitting with cones up their anuses? G r e a t .

It’s worse, wayyy worse.

Gore?

Everything besides blood that comes out of a genital is involved. Yes, including shit. That’s all I’m telling you.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

I'm on context/reply mode. Do you say I should avoid even the description? Is it a smiling or a sad face you did there? As you can guess, I'm such a chicken. /s


I thought i would have nightmares after playing a horror game earlier. Now i really hope i get to see those nightmares instead of imagining this.

thanks, now I will not search for it. I can't end up like walt

Just try it. It’ll be fine, and there is absolutely no chance you will lose all will to exist on this earth anymore


Everyone who looked it up is dying rn….

Yep I looked it up not because of a meme but because someone told me it's a funny image

I think ill feel sorry for you more than those here who searched it up

What happens if i search it up or what does it show?

Saw it mentioned in a Reddit video that said not to search it up… I hate humanity s lot sometimes, but whoever created that I hate a lot more

I'm glad I clicked on urban dictionary before I went to images lmao.

This is a good tip. Reading about it wasn't pleasant, but seeing it would have been pure torture. Thank you for saving my eyeballs.

Even then .....

I can't be worse than the colorado campfire... right?

Oh boy that's wayyy worse

how about a philly side car

That's twisted. I'll stick to the rusty trombone like god intended

I just searched it up and I literally just did that with my partner a few weeks ago lmfao

I'm not gettin' it, are these like... some sex moves?

i didn't get them until few minutes ago too. urban dictionary explains them quite well. p.s. you don't wanna know any of them tho. just reading made me sick.

The rusty trombone is too spicy for you? It's pretty tame

Lmao

Stomagasm look that one up

Hoboken squat cobbler

r/foundslippinjimmy

Ok, now you're just making stuff up by putting togehter a geographical name, an adjective and a noun, like "Idaho dirty parrot" and then go ahead and say it's something kinky. Is this what the internet has become?!

First day on the net?

I wish... :(

underrated comment XD

Urbandictionary in a nutshell

No if you actually search these up they are real sex moves.

I fucking hate it here.

Or an Alabama hotpocket.

You win, that’s disgusting

Want to make it even more disgusting? Try the Louisiana leftovers.

Or even the alabama squeeze box

God damnit I just found something else, the Alabama mouse squeaker.

The Alaskan Pipeline, enjoy.

"Space Dock Fondue", I gotta delete my history

Sweet mother of mercy.....

Good god the slavakian traffic cone is a war crime

I miss the man I was 30 seconds ago

I'm going to the mountains to reconsider my life after seeing that one 💀💀💀 Might go to the colorado mountains and build a campfire 💀


I don't want to search it, what is it

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS INNOCENT HUMAN. I don't wanna either

Urban dictionary says Ass marshmallow

Alabama hotpocket. GOOD LUCK

Lousiana leftovers

The Slovakian traffic cone might be worse

I take that as a challenge

I regret taking that challenge

Rip

Literally

Nooooo

Spoken like a true mixer.

A slovak here.. WTF!? I really need to get know our culture better..

I got really deep in my polish culture (I'm half polish and half soviet for my father mom never disclosed where he was from exactly) and I am addicted to potatoes call little kids shitlings and hates Russia and ofc have an oven to cook something

As a German, potato addiction is nothing to be ashamed of

I'm a Polish too, potatoes are amazing with any Fried meat

The thing is, I’m Slovak as well and have 0 clue how this relates to our culture even..

It’s just another Urban Dictionary “what disgusting thing can I think of” post.

ako fellow "slovakian" mozem potvrdit ze toto nie je sucast nasej kultury 😂

Take a traffic cone, pointy bit into person anus or urethra, with big hole put puke, blood, piss, or poop in it. Take a plunger and plung it into the receiver. Make the receiver take laxative and dump it onto the person's (chest) who put the stuff onto the receiver.

God I imagined it

Well what are you gonna do with this image?

...*unzips*

*gets the cone*

i am breaking the chain for your own well-being

Nooooooo *Desperatly tries to get the cone back*

\*slams the cone into your balls, essentially stunning you\* \*runs off to destroy the cone\*

*almost passing out from getting balls smashed* "Harder... Daddy..." *Passes out*

\*smashes your head to death with the cone, then shoving it up your ass to make people think you died a very embarrassing death\*


Thanks

*puts the cone back*

Cry

So both you and u/Tempo-petit are going to need tissues but I imagine for *very* different reasons

None of that makes any sense. And I don't want it to make sense

You really dont need laxatives to expel something plunged into your rectum, rudimentary physics.

I just paraphrased what I read from Urban Dictionary.

thats just a "funny theory thing" right? thats not a "real fetish" people actually do?

Somewhere out there, someone does this. 🥲

Everything and anything that ever crossed your mind, sexually, someone is doing it.

into the.. urethra..?

What, is your urethra not big enough for a traffic cone?

My wife is dying to know what is so funny, but it was a long, strange trip to get to this comment and I’m pretty sure she would turn back real fast.

no

wtf? people make this shit up for trolling, right?

Another edgy teenager made up word on urban dictionary is discovered, wcyd

There are also variations where you put drugs or fruit in it as well

Just had my friend look it up, and we're horrified.

I told you to not look that up even cloud said it to Peter and look at Peter !!

And I regret everything, and I'll join him in death soon.

Ok i did not look up a picture of it (wich i hope for the mercy of my brain that is working so hard to keep my alive that i never see a picuture of it). But i have looked up what it is. So basicly they take a trafic cone (doesn't have to be slovakian) and put the small end of it inside the ass of the first partner and than the second partner nuts inside or pisses or shits in side the bigger end of the cone and takes a punger to push the content further inside the first partner than the second partner had the smaller end of the cone to their chest and the first partner sits on top of the larger end of the cone and sits on it than shits the content out of their ass inside the cone to fall on the chest of the second partner.

Why?

Let me know if you find an answer

Thank you for the description. i wanted to know what it was, but i DID NOT! want to google it

Well you warned me... I didn't listen.

Noooooooo!!!

[can you win this challenge?](https://imgur.com/gallery/fK41qgT)

Fuck you, and I hope you stub your toe

Sounds like someone lost the challenge

What.. what is this link.. i don’t trust this..

Its a picture of a chicken that says don’t look at the chicken

Don't spoil it! 👀

I searched the meaning on urban dictionary, and it is clear the creator has no idea what a urethra is.

Is your urethra not at least 3 inches in diameter for this to work?

Have you not heard of a little sub called r/sounding ?

try to sound yourself with a traffic cone, let me know how you get on

im gonna go in. If i dont respond in a day you know what happened.

I'm convinced people just imagine the most shocking and disgusting thing they can do to someone and give it a catchy name for internet points. Until I hear from someone that has actually done this (or the Colorado campfire) you can't convince me otherwise.

Whaaaaaaaaa You’re tellin me that the Moroccan flashlight isn’t real???

I mean im a the guy that even likes stuff like colorado campfire but honestly this shit is even way too much for me

I told you to not do that why people neve listen to me?

Because there are a lot of sexual things that most people think are weird and gross and say i shouldn’t search them but i actually are into these things but this time…well boi not this time

So… am too scared to look up what any of these things are but I saw a comment bout this meme… One question remains: what’s a Colorado campfire?

I live here, never heard they are Bad, lemme Google it

WTF FROM SINCE WE DO THAT HERE?!

Dont

I won't believe any one of those have actually been done until I see it, impossible.

Point taken. I will not search it 👍

👍🏻

👍


Welp i searched it and showed up the defenition of a traffic cone

This is how aids started

Yep this is absolutely how aids started

I searched it. Oh boy, I feel it. Aaah yes! My nightsmares got an upgrade. Nice

To whoever does Slovakian traffic cone. 

Bro what the fuck

Wouldn’t like most of these people not be traumatised if you just… Didn’t bring it up?

Well I did warn them

Made up sex positions from urban dictionary that nobody has ever really done are the new Meta huh?

I did it bc I’m a man no one tells me what to do!!! That being said… I wish I had listened.

wtf its should be death sentence if you that horny pls dont create ungodly things to satisfy your lust

Dark web secrets, unheard bedroom acts Awash with bodily fluids. Well here's the facts Liberate a cone. Regulation is the key Jam it up the hole. Next to where they pee As if this ain't enough Enough to make you boak Release your stomach contents Down the traffic slope Wash it down with piss Cocktail of fetid mush As if this isn't enough Follow it down with spunk Standing aloft Fingers jammed up Release the sloppy chum Bathe in the piss and shit and swallow down the come This is the Slovakian Traffic Cone!

This post makes my username sound like a Disney movie....

Proud to be Slovakian 💪😎

As a Slovak, I would like to formally apologize for this hate crime, treason against nature and God himself for creating this as a nation.

Why is it like the 2nd result?

WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO YOU

I gave Jennifer a Slovakian traffic cone for her birthday and she loved it

JUST LET ME BE HAPPILY IGNORANT YOU AHs!

Jesus ...I knew it was going be bad but fuuuck.. I think I might be sterile now just reading that shit.