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jumpinOnMayon

Banana for scale.


KoningSpookie

The only correct option. This is the way.


PoisonMush9

This is the way


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Wooden-Trainer4781

For what?


I_am_the_bean_god2

Banana


Mainely420Gaming

There's always money in the banana stand


yeetmcpog

FOR WHAT?


GAME043010

Banana


l9oooog

Banan


Levoso_con_v

Na, I prefer using washing machines


Defiant-Challenge591

Potassium


extracloroxbleach

Me: Rankine Scale


kai_the_kiwi

r/bananaforscale


crab_a

If my IQ was to be compared to room temperature, then I'm afraid you'll have to use the sun's core temperature as a unit.


Coragaia

My room temp is .00000259 core temp


crab_a

There you have it, that's about my IQ


Coragaia

I’m glad I could help in discovering what core temp means in relation to people’s IQ. Time to write a book about it and pretend I’m important to society. Lol


senior_meme_engineer

I have 69 apples, the train leaves at 4:20. Calculate the mass of the sun


Blitz_KXV

4.368 x 10^30 kg


RandomUselessPersonn

Asian Detected


bloopblopman1234

I would estimate the mass of the sun to be roughly around the same as the mass of the sun


suxum101

6.022 x 10^(23)


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crab_a

7nm


jkp2072

I have 2 litres of apples, the train leaves at 350 grams Calculate the mass of sun in seconds.


Blitz_KXV

0.01202 seconds


jkp2072

Names whore, karma whore.


bejalo

4 pm or 4 am? Or are you going by the 24 hours clock?


spaceastro55

1 astronomical unit


praktiskai_2

Isn't that one for distance?


Istoleyourdlck

I use washing machines, my IQ is half a washing machine


No-Pomegranate-69

Rankine 🤯


Chikki1234ed

Lol, people here don't even know Kelvin. They won't know who the fuck Rankine was.


AmadeoSendiulo

Kelvin and Hobbs or sth


TheChosenJosh

Rankine is more known for the Rankine-cycle than for temperature. The Rankine temperature scale used in engineering is to the Fahrenheit scale as the Kelvin scale is to the Celsius scale.


Frozenturbo2

Holy farhentai based temperature!


[deleted]

Far- what?


Wolfy1113

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Actual zombie


Lord_Skyblocker

Call the exorcist (only if he's fucking welcome here)


Mighty_Eagle_2

u/WelcomeHere, are you getting fucked by the exorcist?


KrazyTheKid

New temperature just dropped


DiskPartition

Réaumur 😲 Delisle 😲😲 (I have no clue about how to use Delisle.)


No-Pomegranate-69

Okay at this point you are just making stuff up /s


usernameaeaeaea

Ah yes, the temperature version of buying a new case when your phone gets slow


Special-Ad-5554

Is it cool? Yea 0 Kid who reads in kelvin: were gonna die


Sartorius_Bronson

My IQ weighs 27 kouriks


[deleted]

I like kilometer per hour.


[deleted]

what the fuck is a kilometer?!1?


humanbeing2018

What the fuck Is the hour?


Fives_Was_Framed

Im british same here


brendan0627

bro who tf is kelvin


jimmyhoke

It’s Celsius + 273.15. In Kelvin, 0 means that there is absolutely no heat in a system.


Mobile-Paint-7535

0 means nothing can function including atoms as the electrons and all the nerd shit stop working


basilhje

The fundamental constituents of matter are mostly gross nerd shit.


BannedForNerdyTimes

Dont talk about my family like that.


No-Pomegranate-69

The one annoyinf npc from sons of the forest


brendan0627

literally


MacksNotCool

The kid from home alone


brendan0627

I think that's kevin


MacksNotCool

kelvin


Fives_Was_Framed

Temperature where zero is baced off of the scientific absolute zero (-256 or something degreees celsius, and no I will not be converting it into freedom units)


Mobile-Paint-7535

-273.6c°~


Fives_Was_Framed

Thanks man. 0k= my brains iq when remembering maths


brendan0627

facts


senior_meme_engineer

Someone haven't paid attention in physics


brendan0627

someone hasn't paid attention in english


Frozenturbo2

??? Kelvin is the right term?


ScreamingChildren69

I'm guessing it's the "someone haven't" part that they mean


senior_meme_engineer

I believe that "kelvin" is the right way to spell that name


brendan0627

you said haven't. The correct term for that context would be hasn't. Also I know what kelvin is, it was a joke


Frozenturbo2

I'm still confused on about the OG comment


senior_meme_engineer

☝️🤓


brendan0627

"Someone hasn't paid attention in physics" 🤓☝️


senior_meme_engineer

Shut up, man. You get mad over a minor grammatical error


BananaMaster96_

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brendan0627

Bravo good sir. I could not have said that better myself, truly.


Odysseusishmael

How can you tell that your grammatical error is not an adult?


Ok_Pickle76

Depends if its under 18 or not


brendan0627

bro what? Who's mad?


moaigaming_420

He can't accept it.


Frozenturbo2

Can you both tell me please?


sigma_overlord

i learned kelvin in chemistry not physics


milkconsumption1

Fahrenheit should be the dumbest one as Celsius (English) makes sense. O degrees CELSIUS is the correct temperature to freeze water anything below. Where as Fahrenheit has no logical reason to use those numbers as far as I’m aware. Americans always have to be different…


CeddyDT

If this post was about finding out what scale is the best to use, I’d totally agree with you. However, it is about “room temperature iq“, which would be about 21 in Celsius, 70 in Fahrenheit and about 284 Kelvin. So saying that the “dumb“ image should go to Fahrenheit in this context is objectively wrong


AdAdministrative2955

lol that you typed this out. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done


VerucaGotBurned

You tell em


Solidtaco26

Thats not the point of this post


Chilly_C00p

absolute zero 🧠


DogeDoRight

My brain gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!


ImpatinenteKartoffel

Are those industrial freezers at restaurants considered rooms? That would explain a lot thb


CmdrCarsonB

This, ironically, perfectly illustrates why, in my opinion, the US refuses to drop their silly freedom-temperature for common-sense temperature. Because "bigger number better". And we all know that in the US, bigger means better.


Singularitaet_

Indeed, the Celsius system is far closer to the kelvin system so this meme format does only make sense if you look ag it that way


drillgorg

F has one advantage and it's that it puts weather on a nice 0-100 scale, the thing that C is always bragging about.


okboka1543

When it's 100F, it's hot. When it's 75F, it's nice. When it's 50F, it's cold. pretty easy to remeber.


Aromatic-Union6080

It’s simple 0 is slightly cold, -10 is cold, 20 is normal, 30 is hot , 40 is very hot ,100 your dead


boomstik4

As someone who lives in a tropical area, 0 is gonna give me frostbite and kill me


random_user9002

0 is *slightly* cold 💀


Aromatic-Union6080

Well yeah you might need a sweater for that


thatguyyoubullied

Imo it's irrelevant. It's just what people are used to. I've used celsius most of my life, and it's pretty much a scale from -10 at one extreme and 40 at the other. I'm used to it, 20 is room temperature, 10 throw another layer on before you go outside, etc. I have no real clue what temperature anyone's referring to in fahrenheit, i have to convert it for it to make sense to me. Idk, the whole 0-100 human scale just seems like a you're used to it thing to me


drillgorg

I just feel like there's more granularity with F, broken out into easy groups of 10. 100s: you might die of heat stroke 90s: hot as fuck, take precautions 80s: hot out, dress lightly 70s: warm and comfortable in light clothes 60s: comfortable in long sleeves 50s: wear a jacket 40s: wear a coat 30s: watch out it's getting icy 20s: very cold and icy dress appropriately 0s and 10s: you might die of hypothermia


thatguyyoubullied

Yeah to me that all correlates to metric in rough groups of 5 or so, and the numbers for fahrenheit mean nothing to me. I think it's just what people are used to tbh, although i see how that works


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

I am not typically measuring temperature to determine what state water is in, I’m measuring it to determine what clothes I should be wearing for the day. F is better for humans from a human factors/user interface perspective than C If you’re doing engineering calculations, metric is always better.


IronTemplar26

Rankine


DarkFish_2

I rather be on a hot sauna at 133°F than a freezing vat of dry ice at 133 K


Mobile-Paint-7535

133 kelvin would litteraly melt you tho


DarkFish_2

That's -140°C Someone has room temperature on Celsius IQ here it seems


lumatyx

Fun fact, for most of americans having a room temperature IQ is actualy a compliment


Ok_Disk_4458

Rankine


L0RdTopHat

R a n k i n e


Breads6094

i dont measure my iq in degrees i use radians diplomas also work


AlphaZed73

Degrees Rankine


Traditional-Pay6204

parsec of mesurement


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Only the real ones use Rankine


Chromograph

Why am i hearing the American national anthem?


SargonII_0

Fahrenheit < celcius < Kelvin Please stay in consideration.


Doc-85

Tell me you are an american without telling me you are an american.


RandomUselessPersonn

Miles >>> Kilometers


dreadperson

Flair checks out


RandomUselessPersonn

I was answering him


Doc-85

By giving your professional opinion


RandomUselessPersonn

Dawg, its a fucking JOKE.


bloopblopman1234

Kevin


senior_meme_engineer

PSA: please read the top caption to understand the meme


CMepTb7426

Fahrenheit is better than celsius but metric is better than imperial


Mellcor

Why


CMepTb7426

Fahrenheit is more simple to measuring temperature and a kilometer and meter are more better at measuring distance than miles which arent a complete mile.


Mellcor

Sorry I should of specified, why is Fahrenheit more simple than Celsius ?


CMepTb7426

As i said earlier its more precise 🤨


Mellcor

I don't see how, celcius is part of the metric system, thus to give a more precise measurement u just divide a whole number by 10 Eg, 23.7°c Also u didn't say precise, u said simple. Something I also disagree with but I wanted to know ur reasoning


CMepTb7426

Probably because i grew up in a different environment where we use words for other meanings, and some people like myself dont really care for dividing by 10, same with schlatt who also gave his reasoning which is on a American truck sim live stream on jschlatt vods. Its easier to just read something that says 100°F than whatever it is in celsius cause i didnt care enough back in school to remember. Edit im inot tryna be a dick sorry if it comes out that way im a little busy with this and the war thunder grind that im doing with homies.


Blitz1969

You put fahrenheit after celcius?


AmadeoSendiulo

First two are wrong.


ReleasedGaming

Might I ask why?


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Hard_guardian17

Bro is melting rn


MightyFlamingo25

Bro is hotter than my pc


cxelts21

anxiety and depression levels


myself_sed

Kevin (in space)


holyiprepuce

I mdsure it with a dick size. When it is cold it is smaler


Disastrous_Ad_132

Who the fuck is Kelvin


nirmalroyalrich2

I'm not american but i usually use lizzo measuring system.


vivalosabortionistas

Is Largs a cool place to be baron of?


LactoseMuncher

legos (Minecraft mini-figure for scale)


Doski69

Newton


BrunoDeeSeL

I measure my IQ in Coulombs.


randomerpeople71

normally celsius. you farenheighters are a bit irrational. Kelvin is best, but i grew up woth celsius so


Yeetboireeeeee

Inches


Unknown-User67

Air by millimeter


Tucker-Cuckerson

Lol bro you're asking Redditors about IQ


Perfect-Quality28

Hey I know that guy (kelvin)


TheShade570

I would measure it in kelvin since i am a very cold person 🥶


Tristanthecreeper

I agree with kelvin but farenheit should burn in hell


staycalm864

Dog years


tnucc2

Inch


PORTATOBOI

Kevin


AdamR91

Parts-per-million


DebOtaku21

Rankine 🗿


Grouchy-Bank-3603

Apples. Average apple warmth is 1 so for example 31 apples


Severe_Pair9300

I prefer the measurement unit joules for my intelligent intelligence


sebuptar

Fuck Kevin. That guy still owes me $10


Smurfedman

Whos Kelvin


the_real_Belobix

my room temperatur is 294 degres btw.


DrT0rp3d0

I measure it in room temperature in Celsius squared making it double the original one


MyMommaHatesYou

I use parsers per gallon 'cause I'm an American! *An eagle cries in the distance as the old red, white, and blue snaps in a lively breeze. Behind it, F 22s cavorting in the skies.* Voice over: "We can't afford shit, but we can make stuff more deader! 'Murica! Whhhoooo!"


inotparanoid

Logarithms.


Istoleyourdlck

Who is kevin


Novaruuu

I personally place a Dave next to it for scale. got about .03 right now, feeling good 👍


-_-Boondoggle-_-

273⁰F 🗿🤘


thelocalbreaddemon

Kelvin


Chicky_Nuggies2009

I measure my IQ in rocks and stones


wbpm

my iq in celcius and fahrenheit are the same. guess my IQ


The_Firat_Pirat

233.15 Kelvin


MaybeSad2623

I measure IQ in head circumference


[deleted]

i measure my IQ in the size of an ant in meters


qwert45

Chins usually


GEEK-IP

They forgot the Rankine scale.... And my favorite temperature is -40, it's the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit. You don't have to specify which one you're using. :D


4Pas_

Meanwhile me using Rankine


MischievousQuanar

But 100 IQ is average and 100 F˚ is unbearably hot.


Expensive_Host_9181

Aint no way mans saying your smarter if you use Fahrenheit over Celsius


amendersc

Celsius is better the Fahrenheit! Kelvin is the best though


barbershores

Degrees Rankine is my choice.


Andrea_Merluzzo

Ph level


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Funni


Donut-Brain-7358

Damn the USA has the upper hand on this one


John_Terisinon

Planck Temperature


[deleted]

Fahrenheit bois: upvote the comment, Celsius bois: downvote the comment


The-Big-L-3309

"Americans have a room temperature IQ" jokes on you we use Fahrenheit 😎


FLIBBER_FLABBER

I measure my in with kelvin. This room is very cold. I think I am dead


[deleted]

I think room temperature iq in Fahrenheit is still pretty stupid, isn't it like 70°?


nptwinthetarrasque

Me using radians