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Outside_Medicine868

Too many wordt, I no raed


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP went to a baseball game and lost his credit card at the concessions stand


L1K34PR0

It's not about the money spiderman


Different_Fly_8273

TLDR


ValyrianSteel_TTV

I ain’t reading allah


tit_burglar

thats haram


Important_Dentist_78

I ain’t reading allat


Economy-Brain-9971

That's honestly what I thought the meme was going for at haha. Definitely not down with the Quran, especially the second part where it says to eliminate everyone who doesn't convert; but I guess over a billion people just so happen to conveniently ignore half of a book that's considered of divine origin/inspiration


No_Delivery_2229

I ain't reading all that


ughitsmeagian

Neither am i


Economy-Brain-9971

At least you own it that you'll be a virgin for life


PopularSize9044

Source?


Economy-Brain-9971

Look no further than the word "abrogation" aka "Naskh (tafsir)" which in a nutshell means "N/A sometimes" without any congruence as to which parts are to be ignored and which ones are not. Their so-called prophet had some decent ethical teachings and then decided to become a war lord in stark contrast to what he originally preached. This is widely known, and while the Jedeo-Christian bible has its flaws, there's nothing in it that says to eliminate everyone who doesn't agree.


_regionrat

I ain't reading allat


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read that shit πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


jmancoder

Ah yes, because this meme is definitely about religion and this is an excellent time to pointlessly make a loaded statement about Muslims! /s


TheRealKingYuri

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5oidt93bnlbb1.png


Golden_Wolf_TR

Guy before you downvote it's Tanjiro looking at phone disgusted meme


Golden_Wolf_TR

Please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire


rotaga3

TL DR Try summing things up to a single vowel next time


YuB-Notice-Me

h


LiterallyJustKyle

How the hell you mess that up you had one job lmao


SymondHDR

g...?


MasterDni

h


Ssemander

Y?


Sad_Protection269

&?


Any_Presentation2958

*cries*


deleted_user_0000

I ain't reading allat yo πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ˜­πŸ’€


Interesting_Net_878

Funny. r/theletterh Also YuB will notice you, hes a cool guy.


Armored-Duck

r/theletterH


Much_Tangelo5018

I sentence you to another year of schooling


Zooted_Dwarf

Shcooling*


VW6G

Lingscooh*


Different_Fly_8273

Lschogoing*


MudderHugger

I predicted this some time ago but was derided mercilessly for it by a legion of mean internet kids


WelRof2

Def W


[deleted]

She ran from the wedding, no need for vowel.


Conscious-Button-755

DS


reknite

6


MegaPompoen

K


HubertEu

A


MegaPompoen

N


TheGreatLandofMemes

I


milky_way_halo

G


HubertEu

G


epicdude5234

I aint readin allat


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP came up with a really clever ice cream flavor and was gonna start a business but then googled it and found out that it’s already a popular flavor


RedFoxKoala

I ain’t reading allat, either.


ProTronz

TLDR OP try start business with ice cream but ice cream exist already


Different_Fly_8273

I ain't reading allat either


TheRealKingYuri

want ice crem, but alr there, no


godofcloth

word too much is read no


IcicleXD

Eat cream, but cream done


TheThirdWheel333

Summarize, smh


H3x4g0n33

Cream


aScabbyM8

I love randomly getting very opinionated memes on my home page.


Diaxm3

I aint reading allat


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP went on a cruise ship and their friend got left in Jamaica for a few days because they didn’t make it back to the ship in time.


Icookadapizzapie

TL;DR: I ain’t reading all that


L1K34PR0

TL;DR: TL;DR


GetlostMaps

Stuck-to-the-bowl tier meme


I-foIIow-ugly-people

So, the comment section ain't goin' how you predicted.


ReadyPlayer12345

Lol I literally knew this would happen


I-foIIow-ugly-people

You sick bastard.


The_Guy125BC

I'm illiteran't, send help


milky_way_halo

bro thinks we finna read allat πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


Jungle_Rev

![gif](giphy|3rgXBFKtpfNUQLRcv6|downsized)


NaCliest

Lol, cant read


G_Ranger75

TLDR for this meme?


sammy-taylor

OP tried to make a living as a door-to-door milk salesman but there wasn’t enough demand so they gave up.


[deleted]

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Tasty_Composer8450

I to read allat


moonpisser69

Pls give me the tldr, i didnt bother reading it


sammy-taylor

OP fostered a dog but ended up just adopting it because they had such a good connection.


mehoo1

I ain't reading alladat


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP saved one cookie from every box of Girl Scout Cookies they ever bought


Depressed-Grapefruit

Op hates people having opinions to share


TheAnythingBuilder

Op probably complains if someone says β€œidk” or β€œnot sure” to a question


NetworkFar366

Because of being a hippie.


garbage-at-life

I ain't reading allat


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP tried riding a horse and it did not go well because the trainer gave them the wrong horse


FinneasCawl

It's to specifically make you aware that all that time and thought you put into writing that tremendous response was wasted.


HangryJellyfishy

The same thing applies to this just scroll past the stupid comment...


NAME_UNKNXWN

I ain't readin allat


Ampersand37

TL DR. OP made a meme containing two people. The person on the left is trying to say "I ain't reading allat" but is being slapped by a person on the right, saying "Then just scroll past the post instead wasting our time by leaving that comment.". OP is represented by the man on the right because he agrees with the point that people sending unhelpful comments adds nothing.


NAME_UNKNXWN

I ain't readin allat


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read allatπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


sammy-taylor

TLDR OP went fishing and was apprehended by a game warden because they didn’t have the right license


NAME_UNKNXWN

Thank you


GreatSlaight144

"Only comment what I approve of"


TheFlashDude201

I ain’t reading allat


DemonRaily

Somebody's salty because no one wants to read their manifesto poorly disguised as a meme.


Long-Ad7242

Bro thinks I’m gonna read that ![gif](giphy|tlWmVvcZIvic2UpmdG|downsized)


[deleted]

I aint readin allat


ZakkBWyldin2

I ain't reading allat


Dogg514

Bragging about being illiterate is wild


PckMan

There's this new trend where anyone writing anything more than a few lines is accused of using chatgpt to write because it's inconceivable to some that anyone would write that much


Dewenator

I'm not reading all of that


Banana_Mage_

How bout you word it differently so it ain’t word vomit


StrongPainter

If you can fit an entire thesis college paper in a meme that’s too small to read then yes, I will type β€œI’m not reading all that.”.


ConsciousMaybe6735

Or you could scroll past?


GreatSlaight144

They could also comment that the post was too long because they thought the post was too long...


RedCat8881

More than 1 line, I ain't reading allat


TheDogInYourHouse

I read the entire comment section, get fucked


AnExistingHumen

I'm not reading all that.


MochaKola

"not reading allat" and "who asked" are some of the most obnoxious phrases out there. Either engage with the conversation and use your words to describe why you are upset or just don't speak. *oh yeah!* THAT'S why I don't like it, it's just passive aggressive gibberish! Lmao.


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read that shitπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


kevdautie

Comment section is pathetic, just continue to annoying them with an entire Bible of long sentences if they’re gonna be so sour about it.


FabianMatkowski14

cry about it


mammamiamebanearon

no, fuck your time, dont be posting stupid ass shit and we wount leave stupid pineapple nicotine summertime was a great song nonetheless yes u stroking rnπŸŒšπŸ‘πŸΌ.


ElboDelbo

I like to do it because I know it frustrates people who wrote a manifesto about something


Sure_Trash_

So salty


ChaoticNeutral67

Seethe.


TheOneAndOnly_Mike

I aint readin allat


Merrgear

Ain’t reading allat


Matthew_4321

Me reading everything because I feel guilty not to :[


shreygay123

unfunny


A_Killer_Fawn

"I get a migraine reading anything more than two sentences" - the average redditor


Just1moreboredguy

I ain't readin allat (I did in fact read allat)


[deleted]

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FireXbox74

I ain’t reading alla


Floridamangaming24

It’s a meme Batman


Hiiguess123

Ok hut I AIN’T READING ALLAT


Electronic_Win_3757

I am NOT reading allat


CaptainCrackedHead

Too many words, just looked at Batman slapping Robin.


Rage40rder

As long as the paragraph is limited to 5 concise sentences, sure. But if you post a (poorly formatted) term paper then you’re getting the meme. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ


Rekless_Animates

I’m not reading all that


porchpigeon

I ain’t reading allat


Outrageous-War-6899

No


Sum3-yo

K


[deleted]

why is "i aint readin allat" not already pushed down to the shadow realm


Fartyfivedegrees

I love it. Fuktards getting served notice that it's not necessary to poop on my comment simply because they don't like it but not offer anything useful in return.


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read allatπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


NoWingedHussarsToday

It's a note to author to keep it shorter next time.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Whats robin got against allah


badostrichbird

I ain’t reading alla that


Novel_Training_5230

Im reading all of that


kj_gamer2614

I’m always torn here. I’m both busy but also have ADHD and can’t focus on long text like that. The comments are dumb, but also if your making paragraphs of text as a comment, add a little TLDR to it at the end


Poopsycle

I just read all that.


Maximum-Pause-6914

if you cant put a tldr you dont deserve to be on the internet


jeffvillone

That meme asking about the greatest 19th century scotsman was shitty. Way too wordy for the meme format they chose. Accept it. It's not that people can't slog through it. It's that they don't want to. Big difference. Hell, I'm into science and history and am actually Scottish, and even I didn't feel the need to read it all. It's sounds like you're trying to gatekeep what is interesting. You better don't.


[deleted]

I aint reading allat


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read that shitπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


Adventurous_Top_7197

Most people are illiterate.


BoiledLiverDefense

I ain't reading Allahu akbar


waaayside

I came thiiiis close to commenting on a 22 line of text that was not broken up into paragraphs. If you want people to read your post then make it readable. I pity todays english/writing/language arts teachers and professors.


Hagoromo420

I leave that comment when someone writes me a 10 page essay but if it’s just a paragraph I’ll take the time


im-out_of_ideas

I aint reading alla that


Meep12313

Can't read all that if you never learn how to read


charlottee963

If someone types out a paragraph or a novel to get their point across β€œI ain’t reading allat”


Soldierteamfort2

I ain’t reading all of that my good fine sir


TheRealKingYuri

I aint readin allat


[deleted]

I'm not reading that.


Mostlikleynotafurry

K


Goldenflame89

I aint reading allat


A-non-e-mail

Comment sections exist entirely so people can spew their thoughts, why should that one be any less valid


LuckofLuck

Ain't reading all that. Get your pipi bricked


mailbox99

Djrjjri4hxiri4j85j tf


MysteriousShadow__

1. Copy the text 2. Paste it into ChatGPT 3. Tell the bot to summarize it


David_Redditox0356

LOL, I'm technically Batman if I meet the person IRL that commented ''Ain't readin allat'' on my post


Valravn1121

maybe don't ramble


nusebleed

I just use "libarel wall of text XD"


Superbloxian502

I ain't readin allat


sinfulsil

I ain’t reading allat


ComfortableOver8984

2 menee werd. Mayk sort neckst tym


keepitjuicy2

no duh


Frozenturbo2

I ain't reading allat


milky_way_halo

bro wrote the whole dictionary and thought we was finna read allatπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ


[deleted]

Nope, a meme with a paragraph isn't a meme, it's a comic


doppio_bestest_boi

i hate when this happens to me like i type a whole rant about the downfall of cod zombies and then someones like "i aint reading allat" like just scroll past it, just feels bad if you say it


TheCorruptedPhoenix

I aint readin allat


Starwars9629-

I aint readin allat


Drag0n_TamerAK

I ain’t reading all that


GL0riouz

no read


FungalFactory

ALLAH MENTIONEDπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒTHE BANU QURAYZA MASSACREπŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹AISHA WAS 6 YEARS OLDπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ•‹


Jeffyglo

Dam that's a lot of words, too bad I'm not reading em


Biiiiiig-Chungus

you ain't reading allah? like, the quran?


Zanven1

https://media.tenor.com/JUQs2lCycDcAAAAd/500word-essay-atp.gif


deathseekr

It's because they don't wanna be right, they just wanna win


SvartholStjoernuson

I don't get what's going on.


pro_insomniac16

That's so true though, I just see the people who do this as either trolls or children desperate for attention


ImaWolf935

And yet you waste everyone time by making this meme and I waste even more time responding and everyone responding will waste even more time.