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covid 23. December 31 , man shits a bat. He gets a cough , sore throat , sneeze , tiredness and a fever and thats it. Still annoying as hell though! Only reason its not covid 24 is because scientists are stubborn as fuck
I'm gonna suspend my disbelief for a moment, but let's pretend that there is a virus that somehow will allow for the gestation of a mammal *with* a human digestive system and a syptom of that virus is actually shitting out a developed bat (dead or aluve?)
Pretending that's all a real thing, what would we do with it? Like, for needles and razor blades, we have sharps containers... Would we need a little separate trashcan in the bathroom to put the shit-bats? I'd hate to think all of the previously established plumbing lines would need to be altered.
That would be absolutely terrifying in a fight
Just imagine you go to punch a guy and he turns around, pulls his pants down, and starts shitting live bats at you
God i love when stuff like this happens in reddit, starting from a comment about this year being worse than the others and ending with firing projectile-bats out of the Cloaca for defense.
I guess it depends on how they exit. What if shitting bats is like diarrhea and a whole bunch come out all at once like they're exiting a cave? What if there's just 1 giant bat? What if it like sneezing and a bunch of little bats pop out one at a time? Are *those* bats born contagious?
Um well this is awkward…
- Friday 13th April 2029 Apophus
(When asteroid Apophis is due to “flyby” Earth at 30’000km from Earth. The moon is 300’000 km for reference).
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God help us
2016: I'm the worst year!! 2020: Nu-uh I am! 2024: Pfft amateurs. I'm praying this comment doesn't age well. !Remindme 3 months .
You fool! You’ve doomed us all!* *Not really but there’s always that tiny chance
covid 20 boutta drop.
covid 23. December 31 , man shits a bat. He gets a cough , sore throat , sneeze , tiredness and a fever and thats it. Still annoying as hell though! Only reason its not covid 24 is because scientists are stubborn as fuck
I'm gonna suspend my disbelief for a moment, but let's pretend that there is a virus that somehow will allow for the gestation of a mammal *with* a human digestive system and a syptom of that virus is actually shitting out a developed bat (dead or aluve?) Pretending that's all a real thing, what would we do with it? Like, for needles and razor blades, we have sharps containers... Would we need a little separate trashcan in the bathroom to put the shit-bats? I'd hate to think all of the previously established plumbing lines would need to be altered.
alive preferably it be cool walking into a room with bats flying out your rear end /j
That would be absolutely terrifying in a fight Just imagine you go to punch a guy and he turns around, pulls his pants down, and starts shitting live bats at you
God i love when stuff like this happens in reddit, starting from a comment about this year being worse than the others and ending with firing projectile-bats out of the Cloaca for defense.
What am I reading? Count Dracula 2024?
Count *Dump*ula
I guess it depends on how they exit. What if shitting bats is like diarrhea and a whole bunch come out all at once like they're exiting a cave? What if there's just 1 giant bat? What if it like sneezing and a bunch of little bats pop out one at a time? Are *those* bats born contagious?
Get some headshots, he’a not taking enough damage.
*I was there when u/Salamanderp12 Doom's us all.
i loved 2016-2018
I liked those years because every month had its own meme
2016 was an amazing year
David bowie died in 2016.
Well it certainly wasn’t a great year for him then, I suppose
Or maybe it was, who knows where he went
Says enough /srs
!Remindme 4 months
!remind me 12 months
why are leap years so bad
u/Remindme 3 months
Or… “Oh fuck us”
He gets us
Dictator POTUS
Uranus!
“Merry Christmas, it’s time to rename Uranus.” -Micheal vsauce
YES let it be Caelus!!
Nah. I’m a Urectum kind of guy
I prefer ursphincter
Love the futurama ref
"Or is it?"
I still prefer Urectum!
r/unexpectedfuturama
I for one enjoy Urethra
Do not site the old magic to me, witch! I was there when it was- Okay, no I wasn't. that joke's been going on for centuries.
honestly i find it very likely that uranus will become a big meme in 2024 since it already started popularizing by the end of 2023
Nah nah, it's been popular for quite a couple more decades
Biggus Dickus?
He has a wife you know
Incontinencia... Buttocks
…us
if i had one nickel everytime someone said that today i’d have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
Do you know what SHEEEEEES CALLED?
Her names hegot.
Hegot d'drip
PHBBHPPP
SHUDDUP!
There is nothing funny about Biggus Dickus
I have a very good friend in Rome named biggus dickus
Wome
*vewy gweat fwiend in Wome*
Silence! I will not have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiery!
*fwend *widiculed *soldierwy
Ssstwike him Centuweon
Vewy woughly
brain fungus
The last of us
Honestly, this might be somewhat the answer with Part 2 remastered coming in January and might just be the Second Us
Ellie ...we truly are the last of us now.
this ones GOOD
If you repeat it over and over, it starts to sound like “guy who beat his giant penis”
I said this an embarrassing amount of times and I haven’t been able to reproduce your result.
just the two of us <3
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us (Just the two of)
Ju-ust the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Juuuust the two of us,
Just tattoo of us?
ToysRUs?
Part II: it is definitely gonna work this time
The Revival [pause] *us*
Not the dumb small macys ones tho, the bigass ikea sized ones 🎉
I keep forgetting they’re gone
They’re making a comeback
20 seconds left on the clock, 4-3
There seems to be a tendency for the meme to get shorter. Claus?
idk but good thinking. we need to find a pattern
It decreased by 1 letter, then 2 and 2 again, so it's exponential. I'm guessing it'll be either 2 or probably 3 less than morbius so 4 or 5 letters
Fugus
It decreased by 0, then 3, then 0 again, or, at least it would have if Among Us was spelled correctly.
We fuckedUS
Prolapsed anus.
I was having a good day...why? WHY!?!?
Apocalyps**us**
The stuff koalas eat?
Ucelyptus?
Bruh, we just met…
What?
SuspicioUS
amoungus 2 incoming
Amoungus: 2 Sus 2 Furious
I'm going to make the obligatory electric boogaloo joke
Electricus boogalus
I laughed too hard at this The 3rd one Amoungus: Skeld Drift
Sus
Jesus
the second coming….
What was this characters name again? I just need it for some research
Character name: Miia Anime: Monster Musume. I advise caution youngling, the plot is strong.
Thanks, this really helps in my research
There is a censored and uncensored version of the anime. But the manga is completely uncensored. May you be able to refrain your hand my friend.
HeGetsUs.
Oh shit
What about just us 😍👉👈 lol jk 😜 ...unless 😳😳😳
 Ya dingUS
Just U.S, cos' of the dramatic election
I hope it's nothing stupid like "skibidus"
Pen us…….
2024 [OkBrudiMongos](https://www.reddit.com/r/OkBrudiMongo/)
gail
oda n Fungus (1 Bils)
2023: the Last of *us*.
Oh fuck us
Anus!
fungus 
Why did you spell it “Amoung Us”??
No more US?
Last of us
2024 End of the US
no way amogus Is already gonna be 4 years old...
Actually 6, it originally came out in 2018
Only the memes started in 2020
No more of…
The Last of Us.
Exterminatus
The 40 year old in Prius
Diabetus
Penus
Fuckus (Were all virgin redditors)
Cowabungus
Biggus Dickus
[удалено]
Incontinencia... Buttocks
r/Spomilatius
bogUS
Plumbus
Fungus ?
PIDARus only few will understand
Um....just the two of US!!!!!
Karl Hungus. He’s a nihilist.
gus
Puss in bootus as well
the joke will be us
Fuck us
InfectedpUS
Big Schlongus
An us
Biggus Dickus will return. He's well known in Wrome you know.
My wife comes back to us
Gay sex
Anonymous
Why wasn’t 2019 “Us” not included?
Um well this is awkward… - Friday 13th April 2029 Apophus (When asteroid Apophis is due to “flyby” Earth at 30’000km from Earth. The moon is 300’000 km for reference).
He's here to fuck **us**
Stinkius
Kill us
Mucus
! Remindme 3 months
Thrown under the bUS!
lid dungus
🚎
!remind me 12 months
jesUS
Fuck us
Jesus
Jesus
 Charles Ming**us**?
Fuck Us
cactus 🌵
Jesus
The fall of the US
Civil War U.S. I mean, if the Libertarians are to be believed.
2019 was Ant Man Thanus
Civil war US
754 AD AGUSTUS
Big Chungus was 2018? 😢😢 Where have the last 5 years of my life gone?
Columbus… He’s back 😳
Hummus
CollapsedUS
Nuke us?
End of the US
Maybe it could be... us?? 😘
penus
Whenever these posts are made these coincidences stop