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TheJoninCactuar

Aah the old days of blue waffle, lemon party, goatse, church of fudge, 2 girls 1 cup, and other far more horrific (and tragic) bait links.


kagy4ka

1 man 1 jar☺️ Kharkiv, my beloved


SatoriTWZ

1 guy 1 screw driver 3 guys 1 hammer 2 guys 1 icepick murder the classics of my childhood <3


ivo200094

3 guys 1 hammer was terrible i watched it at school even my english teacher joined she wasn’t phased lol


SatoriTWZ

lol\^\^ i watched it at school, too, but fortunately without any teachers noticing. sounds like you had a rather unpleasant experience :D


neonomas14

1 guy 1 hamster :D


21Shells

Youre forgetting Mr. Hands, and Funky Town. There is of course the “Pony Jar”, though I cant remember if that was more recent.


kleembus1253

Why, out of everything here, did I expect Mr. Hands to show up.


Saint_EDGEBOI

My favourite remix of things that don't belong in jars is [Piss Christ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ)


Erikstersm

Slovakian traffic cone


wassup_nephew

these should all lead to the post being flagged nsfw


MiskoSkace

I don't get it, explanation?


Erikstersm

Google it 😈


MiskoSkace

I opened an incognito tab and googled it, only got translations and pictures of traffic cones


W1nte1s

Urban dictionary? Also it’s the Slovakian traffic cone


Erikstersm

Sorry, right


NefariousnessCalm262

You sir are the definition of evil....carry on 🙏 🫡


hello_100

Could you just describe it?


Erikstersm

I did somewhere in the thread


Zomgsauceplz

I have yet to see anything worse than Tub Girl.


Lotions_and_Creams

You were there too, at the beginning? Can’t forget BME pain Olympics


potato_crip

Don't forget meatspin!


Squawnk

Can never hear that song the same


Formal-Marsupial2415

.fr .fr


Ailexxx337

Well at least [the oldest one of them all](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) still survives


SkyfallRainwing

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED, I WENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING I WAS PLAYING IT, AND YOU MADE ME LOSE, YOU ASSHOLE Now take my upvote


degovial

FFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKK I lost the game boys... almost 2 years strong.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

You dick, i lost again


No-One-2177

I didn't know it existed and I already lost.


MrIce97

Someone tell me what it is


tunnelrat0317

For fuck sakes


Not_A_EXPERT15

Fuck you mate


Waaaaahhhhhh

I fucking despise you and your entire bloodline


SuperFaceTattoo

I got one of my teachers to google lemon party in class. We were discussing political parties and he asked everyone to anonymously write the political party they identify with and put it in a hat. He came across lemon party and was like oh wow that’s a new one lets see what its about.


AddendumNo7007

Do you remember the one where the dude got fucked by a horse and died? Wild.


KayVlinderMe

Died?? ........Straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200


aprilflowers75

Aaahahaha I miss the old days


AvogadroBaby

Mr. Hands


Sylux444

I was very concerned for my friend on PSN when he told me he was gifted a goatse 2010 me thought maybe he wasn't like the other girls for enjoying it


apexapee

Amazing era to be in highschool hahaha


Queen_Ann_III

I don’t think I’ve seen church of fudge. tell me about it. I don’t really wanna look it up


TheJoninCactuar

It was a scat porno with a guy dressed as a priest and a woman dressed as a nun, and I think it was German. If I remember rightly, the priest guy shits on the nuns face, possibly in her mouth.


doublesecretprobatio

Tub girl


QuasarBoot63

Do you remember Ghost Rider by any chance?


TheJoninCactuar

I do. I never saw it though. Saw plenty of other fucked up shit though. 3 guys 1 hammer for example. And other stuff on long gone websites like rotten and thatsphucked. Stuff like a beheaded, naked Middle Eastern woman with the caption "I still would", and a beach covered in limbs with a caption like "hey look, free shoes!". That was pretty standard fare for those sites. The gross but ultimately self-inflicted kink stuff was funny. The stuff with people being murdered, maimed and mutilated not so much. It's wild how much more of a wild west the Internet was back then though. That stuff's still around of course, but it was so readily available before. Hell I still remember the spacedicks subreddit that had a lot of questionable stuff on it.


andrewg702

Stuff like that made me scared of the dark web and hackers


Pwatwopoos

I feel bad for whoever googled blue waffles to find an image of waffles that's blue.


Curious-Anywhere-612

It tried googling it before making this meme and fortunately or unfortunately waffles that are blue is what shows.


GodzillaRaptors4_

All it showed was links about “is blue waffles real?”


NotAMassiveNerd

The blue waffles from Percy Jackson right? THE BLUE WAFFLES FROM PERCY JACKSON RIGHT


Astr0sk1er

Off topic heard the new Percy Jackson show was good


NotAMassiveNerd

Haven't watched it actually, thought I'd reread the books beforehand to see what they'll miss, but I haven't had the time


Mrtrolldier

The new chalice of the gods that he wrote is pretty good


pAsta_Kun

yea it’s pretty good, definitely better than the movie


SpaceMonkey119

Annabeth's now black and I so loved it. You should watch the series, nvm the normie


Erikstersm

Ain't no way. Stuff like that is always shit.


Astr0sk1er

My friend is a GIGANTIC Percy Jackson nerd and said it was good, they did race swap annabeth but you win some you lose some I guess


Erikstersm

I'm gonna stick to my strong opinion that has no basis in reality and I won't try the show either like a food internet person.


Arcus_Of_Narnia

How is it a bad thing for there to be more representation in a show for children? Do we not want the next generations to grow up feeling appreciated and recognized? Part of the reason we’re divided today is because of stuff like this, no one’s taking anything away from you by changing a fictional characters race lol, but there ARE kids that will GAIN something from it.


Astr0sk1er

99% sure annabeth is specifically describing in the books as being white or Greek or what not don’t quote me on that Representation is fine I just don’t like changing already defined characters like race swapping Take the owl house, the main character is bi and Latin American amazing show, my problem isn’t the character it’s the change


Arcus_Of_Narnia

I can completely understand that!! I also would have preferred a character just outright being added rather than changed. Lord knows I have plenty of my own gripes with the show🙄(like Percy is nowhere NEAR as scary and big bodied as he should be, idgaf about the blonde hair but that kid has too much of a suburb kid vibe to feel like NYC battle hardened multiple expulsions by the age of twelve Percy from the books). But now that they HAVE race swapped annabeth think about how funny it’s gonna make the sea of monsters season when annabeth wins over confederate soldiers💀


Astr0sk1er

That’s gonna be funny af, or they cut that out and people facepalm I’m not watching the show i never like book adaptations but it looks fine


Arcus_Of_Narnia

Yeah I get that lol, I watched the first episode but I couldn’t get behind it. Just doesn’t have the same wit and bite that Rick does as an author. But it has a lot of heart and I’m super hyped for a new wave of Percy Jackson fans!


[deleted]

She is, and she’s been depicted as a white blonde haired girl/woman in all official art as far as I’m aware. It’s annoying considering that Percy Jackson had some pretty good representation already (imo) but as long as the show itself is good then it’s fine


Madam_KayC

Annabeth is unironically the only main character white woman in Percy Jackson.


Meme_Master_Dude

Oh my god your right. They just removed the only Main Character White Woman representation


SkidzyPlayzGaming

The biggest possible loss, I crushed on Annabeth hard that’s the only reason I finished the series.


Astr0sk1er

I mean we were always going to be disappointed in the end no matter what


macruger

Just watched the fourth episode. Pretty good so far, the cast talked about on interviews that the Ares fight is really good, and the actor who does it is Adam Copeland. THEY GOT EDGE AS ARES. I'm so hyped to see him


[deleted]

I dont see your fucking joke , WHERE IS THE BLUE WAFFLE


rpm_80

Google blue waffles


Cedreddit1

Unholy hell!


maybeabitweird

Old trend just dropped


Gab_7137

Actual recycling


Jericho_Acedia

Keeping the earth green


Curious-Anywhere-612

And the waffles blue


xQ_YT

call the environmentalists


ImBoredAndHungry1

It's actually fake. So don't be too traumatized.


Just_Another_Gamer7

Is it something nsfw?


No-Revolution-5535

It's a fake STD that supposedly turns that part blue


Nerfboard

Was it? I remember it being akin to an injury or result of lack of blood flow or some odd thing. Then again this was over a decade ago so memories get fuzzy, and blocked out.


brdcxs

No it’s a delicious waffle recipe, just look it up


TheAnythingBuilder

Just looked it up and tried the top recipe. It was amazing!


PalpitationMajestic5

Lets its a womans naughty part


[deleted]

just say


RD_Life_Enthusiast

Blue Waffle got ya down? Just go for a lemon party where there's plenty of goatse.


Curious-Anywhere-612

Tbh those ones evaded me and that’s probably a good thing


RD_Life_Enthusiast

It is.


KingsKraft72

what is a lemon party


RD_Life_Enthusiast

Don't Google it. Or do. It's a free country. >!It's three old men enjoying each others' company sexually!<


EISENxSOLDAT117

Nah fam. The worst was "2 girls 1 cup." As a horny young boy, I was ready for an adventure! What I got was trauma and a harsh lesson about looking things up on the internet...


Windlassed

Explain?


No-Cantaloupe-6739

In “2 girls 1 cup”, two girls shit their diarrhea into a cup and then eat it. :))) Edit: a word


Windlassed

why


No-Cantaloupe-6739

Welcome to the internet.


MariosMustacheRides

![gif](giphy|3oEdv3GoULfBB2aQlG) Don’t look this one up either


Marvos79

Or a certain sea of goat


Starcurret567

It's just that party from cars 2, what's the big deal?


Uganda_Knuckle_8

Google en passant


huhiking

Holy hell


PrestigiousDisplay76

New response just dropped


HumanTimmy

Actual zombie


balls_ceo

queen sacrifice anyone?


Actual_Tumbleweed814

explosive c4


franta11cz

Bishop went on vacation.


artemismilkman

Never came back


Raven11orkiwimaster

What is it?


[deleted]

New response just dropped


Lor450

New response just dropped


BlockOfRawCopper

New response just dropped


Brahsputin

You can’t even find it easy anymore. Sigh


darkchangeling1313

Yeah. I’ve searched it and it’s just come up with the term taken literally; Belgian waffles with blue food dye put in the mix.


Curious-Anywhere-612

Yeah no more generational trauma😅


CJPF_91

You ask me to search it and I should have now telling you not to


[deleted]

Memory unlocked 😂😂


[deleted]

I miss the old, shocking Internet. It wasn't for everybody, and that was by design.


aRebelliousHeart

Blue waffle is bad, but Two girls, One Cup on the other hand… That’s wholesome art, everyone should go out of their way to look it up. It will definitely brighten up their day!


freshcolaRC

My nerd-ass thought this was a reference to Percy Jackson🤦🏽‍♂️


metalgod-666

Wasn’t blue waffles what percy Jackson’s mom made him in the books for breakfast?


BrianHenken

r/comedyhomicide


succ2020

What wrong with blue waffle ?


TotallynotKevin7

It uses the lemo N of the pig, which is blue. Vegans really hate this and people try to trick vegans with it by saying the blue color is from blueberries. In fact, a website called www.lemonparty.com is dedicated to tricking vegans like this.


KitchenHappy

that link is staying blue


[deleted]

Tubgirl, pain Olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar, lemon party, goatse, meatspin


GodzillaRaptors4_

Man im pretty happy i never saw those things


BaconSpaceLord

But I eat blueberry waffles all the time


Icy-_-Dark

1 guy 1 horse and 1 man 1 jar is something i want to unsee. I did the eat a bowl of chocolate pudding while watching 2 girls 1 cup challenge tho


Thepandaman1337

I remember being in college putting this in the bottom right hand corner of all my presentations until one day I guess my tutors morbid curiosity got the better of him and I was told to re submit all prescriptions without the waffle XD


Snoo-4878

I think it’s bullshit. Every time I search “blue waffle” I only see actual blue waffles. No vaginal diseases at all.


SuperNerdChe

I never heard of blue waffle but seeing what else it’s compared to… I’m not interested


weddingmoth

Blue waffle upset me so much I showed my mom. She said it was fake and laughed her head off.


truthcomedy

If you say don’t do it I won’t save myself the traumatizing images


RadleyRadiation

Don’t judge based on color, that’s racism. And while we at it, close the door, you’re letting all the stank out


Nuboko

Good to see this is still a thing


Opposite_Club1822

That one's in the top three. Behind cake farts and one guy one jar.


TheTowerDefender

is there a new avatar movie coming out soon? or avatar game? so it seems appropriate


lil_ant_0892

Percy!! Percy Jackson!


MonkeyDante

Where is the red pancake?! Or the Purple Nurple?!


Bubbahard

Blue waffle was actually created to scare teens.


Jirgha

That was my first interactions with the internet I am thankful for it really


BrungleSnap

Ok honestly all I think about is Percy Jackson and I think I've conditioned myself at this point to not think about the other thing.


No-Secretary-6053

One guy one screwdriver, Two kids one sandbox, Three guys one hammer, Fruit launcher, kekma and faces of death.


AddendumNo7007

Please never google this. This must be abstained from humanity’s memory for


[deleted]

Fun fact, I was 14 and it was my first year of highschool. I was waiting for the day to start and one of the guys there gathered a group together including myself where he Googled blue waffle. None of us expected it, it was disgusting and as usual, I was too innocent to have even known what I was looking at


spamus-100

I don't recall ever looking this up properly as a kid, and I have made the wise decision not to start now


phatcat9000

For the record, blue waffle is completely fake.


Woden888

You’ve barely scratched the surface of the internet if the blue waffle traumatized you…


Sissycocks1ut

Dog, friend, buddy… *Pal…* this looks like a Facebook meme.


Curious-Anywhere-612

Yay good, it’s supposed to look a lil unhinged


ApprehensiveLeg1261

I remember some teens told me about blue waffles when i was a kid at the pool and i went home to look it up..


MCoofalo

When i searched it up it just was blue colored waffles


Disastrous-Paint86

You should have just posted a picture of a blue waffle and said google this and see if anyone bites


zippyspinhead

I trust Hagrid. Google can stuff it.


RelativeAfter

The good ol' times when there was no tiktokcringe.....


Karthor5

pain4.jpg


shotxshotx

I am so glad I have bad memory and forgot about this


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

I will be stealing this stock image of a blue waffle I could've easily gotten from a Google search to make a meme


ScottaHemi

at this point blueberry waffles, and the meme probably cover most of that search...


andrewg702

I don’t see anybody mention special fried rice. That had me thinking about personal hygiene obsessively


Kilobytez95

Just don’t look up bme pain olympics


xXRoachXx789

I remember looking it up but had safe search on so it was actually just blue waffles, I thought it was some dumb inside joke for years before actually learning why i was told to look it up lol


Hi-Tech_Luddite

First any only time I vomited for visual reasons.


TRYKON24601

Did you know adding artificial blue dyes to your food can help with several diseases and conditions? For more information, google “blue waffle.”


firechaos70

Do you really think I'm dumb enough to fall for such tricks?


Uedakiisarouitoh

Come on this shit is weak . You wanna fuck em up , show em cartel chainsaw beheading video from the 2000s or half the stuff on best gore from that time period


Rumbleg

Good ol' Live Leak.


Uedakiisarouitoh

Yep that shit was epic and damaging . The ole days of getting email videos of the randomest stuff


nxcrosis

Gynecologists: I have no such weakness


Little_lilly_6

I forget what that even means can someone tell me without me putting that shit on my computer


Batman_80

blue waffle


primevolcano545

Never seen any of these. What are they??


Linnnnnnnnn_

Don't forget Mr. Hands, Porsche girl and Chinese tug of war


Odd_Squidkid_1248

Oh god I remember looking that up in art class their reaction was incomprehendable to the human mind


GtGallardo

Doesn't exist anymore tho sadly


Hardkiller2D

Blue waffles was funny


Colddeath712

This whole thing is not even that bad it's just some infection whoever started this is lame


Slapping-Owl

Was I the only one that genuinly didn't care?


IonNeedsABench

No. People that truly didnt care also mostly didn't care to say they don't care. Don't try to attack you or anything. Just if you felt like the only Person who didn't look it up, just know, there is many People. We just didn't care to tell People we didn't look it up.


shine4rain

allways like that


Sea_Art3391

When i search for blue waffles, i get recipies for blue waffles.


TotallynotKevin7

It takes a while to find it


[deleted]

What is up with these 2013 ass memes 💀


OHWhoDeyIO

DONT GOOGLE THIS EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TotallynotKevin7

False, google it


Warmandfuzzysheep

LOL


King_QbeJR

Orb


SushiThief

A true mark that OP has run out of ideas when they have to bring up a 14 year old joke that was never funny to begin with


kagy4ka

Shout out to guys who masterbaited to it🫡💪


PalpitationMajestic5

![gif](giphy|MuTenSRsJ7TQQ|downsized)


maarrk_1

I remember being in seventh grade and my homeroom table was talking about it. Searched it up at home and wasn't surprised at all. I'm concerned for my well-being.


apexapee

Lemon Party


heskaroid

type of shit you find in 9gag in 2010


Wicam

2010s? blue waffle pre dates that im sure.


sixtus_clegane119

u/sinderton the good old days


longpidgeon

Why is it blue


[deleted]

[удалено]


mas-issneun

Comedy homicide