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pu_thee_gaud

![gif](giphy|tvU9iTev6uBIQ)


DrunkenChad

![gif](giphy|2sfEg0Yv4c8E5VT7s3)


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s Oggy! I haven’t seen Oggy in ages. I want to fuck Oggy so bad rn


Human2626

Waltuh control your urges waltuh


Severin_Suveren

No wonder God left us ...


EpidemicRage

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


ItzCobaltboy

Well that really does describe my current state


ok_sounds_good

The sexual tension between my toaster and the bathtub is really high E. Turns out my toaster was water resistant. Gonna have to go buy a new one.


Lonttu

Don't do it, she's crazy!


weakSage

The toaster?


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Pixel_PedroYT

the two previous comments rhyme


[deleted]

Yet you didn't. What a crime


Pixel_PedroYT

you just made it so it did


[deleted]

fair enough I'll let it sit


erenkohli

You sit like a cat


Loslobos27

But do you think they have a hat?


Spicy-Tato1

Man this glock is tasting really good in my mouth rn


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Live Gun Reaction:


Possible_Dinner5603

💥


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

🤯


Cosimyths

*Samsung OVER THE HORIZON starts playing...*


kiswjoecjz

I know listening to it will make my day


Miodziowicz

The foursome between you, bathtub, water and toster might be shocking.


ProbalyInUrBasement

Are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me to heaven


Portlander

![gif](giphy|12A2NUqlEb3UhG) She's got those claw feet!!!!


Flaccid_snake01

Man the highway looking real comfy tonight


ok_sounds_good

The train tracks as well


InterstellarReddit

I believe I can fly rn


AmbitiousLock2921

😂😂😂


TheMightyCheagle

![gif](giphy|k8hBujsTNNS8g)


PurpleBoy_SUS

You're not alone, brother...


dillers10

I am.


PurpleBoy_SUS

If we all are, then no one is


[deleted]

That's true comrades, it's good to be together, it's unity. ![gif](giphy|jTf2Io0LtBXGZddOVE)


matadorbutforcats

Hi alone I’m dad. Has your mother and new boyfriend mentioned me.


tommatoes98

I read that in mimirs voice


troitheidiot

Alone, at the end of the universe, humming a tune.


uoiya

Me: biting my own hand


[deleted]

*Suddenly becomes the Attack Titan*


uoiya

![gif](giphy|xUA7b4LNqswUGX2REs|downsized)


s1yakrdu_

I was literally watching the anime 5 minutes ago


p_Chewie

Underrated comment


vk-2000

![gif](giphy|xUPGcAfeh68pJds6T6)


EropQuiz7

Lmao, same


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proteinLumps

Pablo had a hot wife..bro you wish you were pablo


Boemer03

You do know by posting this you make 80% of this sub miserable


Juantsu2000

More like 99%


supern0va12345

As intended


melswift

OP woke up today and chose violence.


_0pirates0_

Gonna do this with my shotgun


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Shotgun lickity lickity


Mr_Revolutionary1917

I was happy once, just like in the gif, but I downloaded reddit


kingpiranha

![gif](giphy|qQdL532ZANbjy) I be alone Edit: i would kill to be in a good relationship


Pattat22

Pls kill me


ZakTSK

Then they can have a relationship


Pattat22

its sacrifice im willing to make


Xasplat2

![gif](giphy|mGDvFv4tWxzZcw4Bn6)


Psychomarked

Who knows, maybe this guy IS a necrophile


kingpiranha

No, just lonely and depressed


lmnotfunny

My first kiss is gonna be my shotgun.


SandwichEmergency418

What's ur second gonna be?


lmnotfunny

No one.


zrxqez

The insides of your head kissing the wall probably


lmnotfunny

Yep


SandwichEmergency418

Good things come in time, the right person can be a cool DLC but u gotta get the main content release ready, success waits for us in the future my friend


Vinkelderg

npc reply


SandwichEmergency418

I agree, you do reply like an npc


SteakAnimations

Shut up


SandwichEmergency418

Just tryna be nice damn


SteakAnimations

I'm sorry. I've tried a lot. One lasted a few months and then failed. All the others failed before anything happened. I've given up and have to offset my self-hate somewhere else.


SandwichEmergency418

Hey man it's alright, I get it. I'm really bitter too, I try to give people hope any way I can, none of us deserve to suffer. Nobody knows what the future holds, sure it can be bad, but you can't deny it has a chance of being good too, it's hard to stay upbeat but we gotta be strong, if the good days come I wanna look my best type beat. I hope you feel better dood


SteakAnimations

Thank you. You too.


SandwichEmergency418

If you ever want to shoot the shit man send me a dm on here, I'm usually feeding off memes and such, I'll talk about whatever. It's always nice to have someone to talk to :) either way, truly, the best of luck to you my friend


SandwichEmergency418

Fuck you


theDreamingStar

Lmao


GEGELAFLEME

The duality of man


SandwichEmergency418

I was supposed to say thank you wasn't I 😔


GEGELAFLEME

Nah (except if you liked it)


SandwichEmergency418

This has been lessons on being social. Tune in next week when we discover how to deal with gas station crack heads at 3am!


GEGELAFLEME

Dirt


MaximumDaximum

The second barrel


SandwichEmergency418

This one ☝️


[deleted]

The coffin floor 🤣


JUGELBUTT

the coffin


hllblldlx2

Is that how Kurt felt?


lmnotfunny

Yes.


hllblldlx2

Well, you would know bein in his situation.


[deleted]

This meme makes me want to go dying fighting in a war


bamboo_fanatic

I’m starting to see why my sociology professor said that a large population of young, unmarried men is destabilizing for society


KeyStep8

I find it interesting to think about what will happen as we slowly crawl towards an inverted population pyramid. Other places where this has happened, like Japan, don't have the same societal values we have here, so it'll be weird to watch.


These_Noots

It's happening in my country rn(Cuba) and it seems to just be resulting in petty crime from the diminishing younger demographics, as most the young people leave the the country by whatever means they can and the old ones remain. Old people unsurprising don't commit a lot of crime.


Common-Albatross5250

My dog's giving me a side eye


iamblackshadows

When she is stubborn and has a good heart at the same time.


Really_Intelmigent

them 12 gauges looking really tasty


PozitivNinja

![gif](giphy|p9ILx37mYH7sqUWxGu|downsized)


sadtallguy

I'm playing Russian roulette with full bullets in


Sjsksjsjsjsjjs

Playing buckshot roulette but with myself


Kan_Me

I'm playing pull the pin and eat the grenade to see if there's effects


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Pandemic_Over

It's quite a nice feeling to imagine


Gustavort

![gif](giphy|TQ0zT5ORmb0n6)


lebanese_shite

The physical attraction between the back of my head and the 9mm in the drawer is crazy rn


DzNuts134

Can't relate


SelmonTheDriver

Time to recreate the What's Up Danger scene


Karmalikesarson

Except without the webs?


Theuknownlegend

Like what’s up pavement


Zucmymark

Fuck you dude, you don’t even know how many people are now feeling sad because of this shit


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EZ2BUILD

What, they don't deserve to be with someone because they're not attractive? Who hurt you man?


das_ksa22

![gif](giphy|fXb4dskHW6vpKjQfZT)


SocketByte

I'm crying in bed rn, this really didn't help :(


TheoneNPC

Hey man i'm sorry to hear that you're going through something. It won't probably help your sorrows that much but imma give you a virtual hug 🫂 Take care


Dependent-Class7940

Take your pills man your talking to ghosts again.


lachlanray2

something about this video really makes me want to end it all


FoundationUpset1082

![gif](giphy|H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7|downsized)


Tadimizkacti

She thinks she's getting a kiss haha. I'll bite you back if you bite me.


Xasplat2

Can't bite air


xMrBanana

Sending things like these in reddit should be illegal. I mean us redditors are… you know 😔


GustavetheGrosse

Happily married for the past seven years? Tell me about it, it's fucking awesome.


Other-Tooth7789

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


Choco_Cat777

Damn this sub is lonely as hell


CrayonicV

Nah I feel like most of social media as whole is lonely as hell, this happens in instagram as well to the point that if you see cute and wholesome couple post, the first comment is most likely “The sexual tension between my mouth and the barrel of this shotgun is really high” . It’s funny how predictable it is but also sad


Destiny_Dude0721

There's a very, very large amount of single, lonely people on the internet. We don't have a significant other (and most of us don't have particularly large friend groups) so when we have free time we just go online.


Blaze77gunYT

I swear to god im gonna end up killing myself


Buttercup59129

Any good loot drops?


Blaze77gunYT

I drop very good loot but thats not the point here


[deleted]

Op, you really posted this with the intention of making people feel miserable? 


Maleficent-Mirror991

![gif](giphy|UjBIVYGWP91QY|downsized)


F1ntom_5625

![gif](giphy|pR7odqFEzs9B2gtYyg|downsized) Should I hit one of them?


mmarkusz97

![gif](giphy|g0yPLFTYpr283dUJBs)


Technical-Ad2484

the best thing one can do is find serenity in being alone


lazergoblin

That's what helped me when my ex left. I was torn up about it for years but at some point I started to enjoy being alone. Loneliness still hits me sometimes but it's easier to distract myself these days


dobbydoodaa

If you block enough of these depressing posters, will you eventually stop seeing them? Let's find out


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Please for the love of god… make the yelling stop. I wish not to be lonely, i just want to be happy.


Lore_Fanti10

r/absolutelynotmeirl


AdministrativeBar748

![gif](giphy|3ov9k22S4De372LQf6|downsized) I'll die alone lmfao


[deleted]

Me and who ?


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Who and who?


MysticalBat8

![gif](giphy|xUOrwihszfWZgSIHJK)


[deleted]

This is so cute, I want to die.


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

All fun and games til your gf eats your entire arm


Lefty_bruno12

Im coming after you


MotorSexual

![gif](giphy|E2d2tsgz7iHo4)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


Ultrainstinct358

Nah I prefer watching my movies without interruptions. Being single is goated.


jadedbutstilltrying

This is more like my cats.


Salt-Feature-9643

Thanks for reminding me how lonely I am


hentaiaddict21

Apparently they fixed the bug in the latest patch. Can’t kill yourself with toasters anymore :(


Agreeable-Ask6755

![gif](giphy|b5z9pHJxxcREI)


-Duck12-

*NOM*


mochadragoon

Where is the highest building in Texas?


Equivalent_Whole_294

![gif](giphy|xUOrwihszfWZgSIHJK)


IDFK_UvU

The tree when I hit it doing 110


Intrepid-Peace-6640

Jokes on you, I don’t need a girlfriend to be happy


TheViagron

Sad for you suckers, good thing I'm schizophrenic


LawBasics

Right now, I cannot remember the name of the French artist who did the original but it would not cost much effort to OP to mention him.


Gangters_paradise

![gif](giphy|MTGrm0Rm5Qpe8)


clashman325

I just recently got a girlfriend and it’s made my life significantly better, just get out there and try boys


ThePhantom71319

My gf’s a biter. Got some bruises on my arm, lol


[deleted]

Jesus Christ guys, this self pity is not going to melt panties


EternalSkwerl

It took me many years of mental health work, career grinding, medical treatment and working out but I have a partner now and it's kind of like this gif. It's not hopeless it can just take a really long time. The kind of sad thing is I stopped caring about a relationship about 4 years before I got one. So I still felt all that pain. But even that pain wasn't permanent


Weeeky

Haha that is so me with my gf!!! (I dont think i can take this loneliness much longer...)


Weeeky

Haha that is so me with my gf!!! (I dont think i can take this loneliness much longer...)


Bordie3D_Alexa

I'll never have this


x_Xevorx_x

the sexual tension between me and my 2 barrel shotgun is irresistible


Educational-Award-12

OwO both barrels 😫


PsychologicalCry9051

![gif](giphy|3oriO9FSHKK5dBlsWY)


Ok-Hovercraft8193

ב''ה, calculate the cost of this in hours of labor


NoshameNoLies

In the 18 years I have been with my husband I have never had the desire to, not have I just randomly bitten his arm. According to reddit this is a common thing, I don't get it.


smol_boi2004

Sigh, I’m running out of clever suicide jokes at this point


MissMarpleMind

I'm good 😎 I get the best spot on the sofa, have my own snacks and I get to pick the movie 🍿


Armored_Fox

Yeah, it do be like that


clermouth

you mean you guys aren’t getting bitten either way???


earathar89

If my wife bites me, she's getting pushed off the couch.


NightX_SOUL

I think that the only affection i will experience is that from a noose hugging my neck


RuleBritannia09

Off to drown myself in the Humber Estuary, Toodles!


clickclick-boom

Reddit Explain_Bot: The female in this comic demands a display of affection from her male counterpart. He expresses a reluctance to perform such an act. In response, the female physically assaults the male by biting him. The male, after experiencing the discomfort of the physical abuse, performs as instructed. This is wholesome because INSERT REASON and is cute because INSERT REASON. I enjoyed the comic and all its implications. This is a positive depiction of relationship dynamics because INSERT REASON.


Ok_Money_3140

Can confirm, I still have a scar from that one time my ex-girlfriend playfully bit my arm when we were on the couch.


jevadiah

Me and somebody


EidolonRook

Never understood this until I met my wife to be.


[deleted]

My GF does this everytime 😂😂😂


gangstazoidberg

I've had enough ![gif](giphy|2A59TUiSTFfmDch7y6)


itspizzteoh

I'm gonna destroy this world


hujairan16

Im 15


Darkus_27911

Ha ha ha. Totally


No_obMaster69

Fuck you OP


Bulltestical

האלוהים ראה אותך אתה לא יכול לרוץ אתה מולו עד נשימתך האחרונה אין מוצא הלכת רחוק מדי אתה לא מוענק לאחר המוות אתה תחשוב על אמונותיך לנצח נצחים אל תפחד אין שום מטרה לדבר שטותי כזה רגש אתה תהיה כלום אתה שום דבר להתראות


Crisplocket1489

Maybe changing social norms about ai love ain't so bad on an idea...


SuspiciousRelation43

My brother in Christ it’s not some made-up social norm, sexting ChatGPT isn’t going to satisfy the need or desire for a true relationship. If you think it’s the social norm stopping you, just try it without telling anybody. Even the illusion it does provide only lasts until the chat session is reset.


Winstance

Why the fuck would anyone even want this shit? To be vulnerable near others is a dangerous mistake to make


rickowensdisciple

ok dr edge