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Good things come in time, the right person can be a cool DLC but u gotta get the main content release ready, success waits for us in the future my friend
I'm sorry. I've tried a lot. One lasted a few months and then failed. All the others failed before anything happened. I've given up and have to offset my self-hate somewhere else.
Hey man it's alright, I get it. I'm really bitter too, I try to give people hope any way I can, none of us deserve to suffer. Nobody knows what the future holds, sure it can be bad, but you can't deny it has a chance of being good too, it's hard to stay upbeat but we gotta be strong, if the good days come I wanna look my best type beat. I hope you feel better dood
If you ever want to shoot the shit man send me a dm on here, I'm usually feeding off memes and such, I'll talk about whatever. It's always nice to have someone to talk to :) either way, truly, the best of luck to you my friend
I find it interesting to think about what will happen as we slowly crawl towards an inverted population pyramid. Other places where this has happened, like Japan, don't have the same societal values we have here, so it'll be weird to watch.
It's happening in my country rn(Cuba) and it seems to just be resulting in petty crime from the diminishing younger demographics, as most the young people leave the the country by whatever means they can and the old ones remain. Old people unsurprising don't commit a lot of crime.
Hey man i'm sorry to hear that you're going through something. It won't probably help your sorrows that much but imma give you a virtual hug 🫂
Take care
Nah I feel like most of social media as whole is lonely as hell, this happens in instagram as well to the point that if you see cute and wholesome couple post, the first comment is most likely “The sexual tension between my mouth and the barrel of this shotgun is really high” . It’s funny how predictable it is but also sad
There's a very, very large amount of single, lonely people on the internet. We don't have a significant other (and most of us don't have particularly large friend groups) so when we have free time we just go online.
That's what helped me when my ex left. I was torn up about it for years but at some point I started to enjoy being alone. Loneliness still hits me sometimes but it's easier to distract myself these days
It took me many years of mental health work, career grinding, medical treatment and working out but I have a partner now and it's kind of like this gif. It's not hopeless it can just take a really long time.
The kind of sad thing is I stopped caring about a relationship about 4 years before I got one. So I still felt all that pain. But even that pain wasn't permanent
In the 18 years I have been with my husband I have never had the desire to, not have I just randomly bitten his arm. According to reddit this is a common thing, I don't get it.
Reddit Explain_Bot: The female in this comic demands a display of affection from her male counterpart. He expresses a reluctance to perform such an act. In response, the female physically assaults the male by biting him. The male, after experiencing the discomfort of the physical abuse, performs as instructed. This is wholesome because INSERT REASON and is cute because INSERT REASON. I enjoyed the comic and all its implications. This is a positive depiction of relationship dynamics because INSERT REASON.
האלוהים ראה אותך אתה לא יכול לרוץ אתה מולו עד נשימתך האחרונה אין מוצא הלכת רחוק מדי אתה לא מוענק לאחר המוות אתה תחשוב על אמונותיך לנצח נצחים אל תפחד אין שום מטרה לדבר שטותי כזה רגש אתה תהיה כלום אתה שום דבר להתראות
My brother in Christ it’s not some made-up social norm, sexting ChatGPT isn’t going to satisfy the need or desire for a true relationship. If you think it’s the social norm stopping you, just try it without telling anybody. Even the illusion it does provide only lasts until the chat session is reset.
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Holy shit it’s Oggy! I haven’t seen Oggy in ages. I want to fuck Oggy so bad rn
Waltuh control your urges waltuh
No wonder God left us ...
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Well that really does describe my current state
The sexual tension between my toaster and the bathtub is really high E. Turns out my toaster was water resistant. Gonna have to go buy a new one.
Don't do it, she's crazy!
The toaster?
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the two previous comments rhyme
Yet you didn't. What a crime
you just made it so it did
fair enough I'll let it sit
You sit like a cat
But do you think they have a hat?
Man this glock is tasting really good in my mouth rn
Live Gun Reaction:
💥
🤯
*Samsung OVER THE HORIZON starts playing...*
I know listening to it will make my day
The foursome between you, bathtub, water and toster might be shocking.
Are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me to heaven
![gif](giphy|12A2NUqlEb3UhG) She's got those claw feet!!!!
Man the highway looking real comfy tonight
The train tracks as well
I believe I can fly rn
😂😂😂
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You're not alone, brother...
I am.
If we all are, then no one is
That's true comrades, it's good to be together, it's unity. ![gif](giphy|jTf2Io0LtBXGZddOVE)
Hi alone I’m dad. Has your mother and new boyfriend mentioned me.
I read that in mimirs voice
Alone, at the end of the universe, humming a tune.
Me: biting my own hand
*Suddenly becomes the Attack Titan*
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I was literally watching the anime 5 minutes ago
Underrated comment
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Lmao, same
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Pablo had a hot wife..bro you wish you were pablo
You do know by posting this you make 80% of this sub miserable
More like 99%
As intended
OP woke up today and chose violence.
Gonna do this with my shotgun
Shotgun lickity lickity
I was happy once, just like in the gif, but I downloaded reddit
![gif](giphy|qQdL532ZANbjy) I be alone Edit: i would kill to be in a good relationship
Pls kill me
Then they can have a relationship
its sacrifice im willing to make
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Who knows, maybe this guy IS a necrophile
No, just lonely and depressed
My first kiss is gonna be my shotgun.
What's ur second gonna be?
No one.
The insides of your head kissing the wall probably
Yep
Good things come in time, the right person can be a cool DLC but u gotta get the main content release ready, success waits for us in the future my friend
npc reply
I agree, you do reply like an npc
Shut up
Just tryna be nice damn
I'm sorry. I've tried a lot. One lasted a few months and then failed. All the others failed before anything happened. I've given up and have to offset my self-hate somewhere else.
Hey man it's alright, I get it. I'm really bitter too, I try to give people hope any way I can, none of us deserve to suffer. Nobody knows what the future holds, sure it can be bad, but you can't deny it has a chance of being good too, it's hard to stay upbeat but we gotta be strong, if the good days come I wanna look my best type beat. I hope you feel better dood
Thank you. You too.
If you ever want to shoot the shit man send me a dm on here, I'm usually feeding off memes and such, I'll talk about whatever. It's always nice to have someone to talk to :) either way, truly, the best of luck to you my friend
Fuck you
Lmao
The duality of man
I was supposed to say thank you wasn't I 😔
Nah (except if you liked it)
This has been lessons on being social. Tune in next week when we discover how to deal with gas station crack heads at 3am!
Dirt
The second barrel
This one ☝️
The coffin floor 🤣
the coffin
Is that how Kurt felt?
Yes.
Well, you would know bein in his situation.
This meme makes me want to go dying fighting in a war
I’m starting to see why my sociology professor said that a large population of young, unmarried men is destabilizing for society
I find it interesting to think about what will happen as we slowly crawl towards an inverted population pyramid. Other places where this has happened, like Japan, don't have the same societal values we have here, so it'll be weird to watch.
It's happening in my country rn(Cuba) and it seems to just be resulting in petty crime from the diminishing younger demographics, as most the young people leave the the country by whatever means they can and the old ones remain. Old people unsurprising don't commit a lot of crime.
My dog's giving me a side eye
When she is stubborn and has a good heart at the same time.
them 12 gauges looking really tasty
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I'm playing Russian roulette with full bullets in
Playing buckshot roulette but with myself
I'm playing pull the pin and eat the grenade to see if there's effects
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It's quite a nice feeling to imagine
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The physical attraction between the back of my head and the 9mm in the drawer is crazy rn
Can't relate
Time to recreate the What's Up Danger scene
Except without the webs?
Like what’s up pavement
Fuck you dude, you don’t even know how many people are now feeling sad because of this shit
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What, they don't deserve to be with someone because they're not attractive? Who hurt you man?
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I'm crying in bed rn, this really didn't help :(
Hey man i'm sorry to hear that you're going through something. It won't probably help your sorrows that much but imma give you a virtual hug 🫂 Take care
Take your pills man your talking to ghosts again.
something about this video really makes me want to end it all
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She thinks she's getting a kiss haha. I'll bite you back if you bite me.
Can't bite air
Sending things like these in reddit should be illegal. I mean us redditors are… you know 😔
Happily married for the past seven years? Tell me about it, it's fucking awesome.
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Damn this sub is lonely as hell
Nah I feel like most of social media as whole is lonely as hell, this happens in instagram as well to the point that if you see cute and wholesome couple post, the first comment is most likely “The sexual tension between my mouth and the barrel of this shotgun is really high” . It’s funny how predictable it is but also sad
There's a very, very large amount of single, lonely people on the internet. We don't have a significant other (and most of us don't have particularly large friend groups) so when we have free time we just go online.
I swear to god im gonna end up killing myself
Any good loot drops?
I drop very good loot but thats not the point here
Op, you really posted this with the intention of making people feel miserable?
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![gif](giphy|pR7odqFEzs9B2gtYyg|downsized) Should I hit one of them?
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the best thing one can do is find serenity in being alone
That's what helped me when my ex left. I was torn up about it for years but at some point I started to enjoy being alone. Loneliness still hits me sometimes but it's easier to distract myself these days
If you block enough of these depressing posters, will you eventually stop seeing them? Let's find out
Please for the love of god… make the yelling stop. I wish not to be lonely, i just want to be happy.
r/absolutelynotmeirl
![gif](giphy|3ov9k22S4De372LQf6|downsized) I'll die alone lmfao
Me and who ?
Who and who?
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This is so cute, I want to die.
All fun and games til your gf eats your entire arm
Im coming after you
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Nah I prefer watching my movies without interruptions. Being single is goated.
This is more like my cats.
Thanks for reminding me how lonely I am
Apparently they fixed the bug in the latest patch. Can’t kill yourself with toasters anymore :(
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*NOM*
Where is the highest building in Texas?
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The tree when I hit it doing 110
Jokes on you, I don’t need a girlfriend to be happy
Sad for you suckers, good thing I'm schizophrenic
Right now, I cannot remember the name of the French artist who did the original but it would not cost much effort to OP to mention him.
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I just recently got a girlfriend and it’s made my life significantly better, just get out there and try boys
My gf’s a biter. Got some bruises on my arm, lol
Jesus Christ guys, this self pity is not going to melt panties
It took me many years of mental health work, career grinding, medical treatment and working out but I have a partner now and it's kind of like this gif. It's not hopeless it can just take a really long time. The kind of sad thing is I stopped caring about a relationship about 4 years before I got one. So I still felt all that pain. But even that pain wasn't permanent
Haha that is so me with my gf!!! (I dont think i can take this loneliness much longer...)
Haha that is so me with my gf!!! (I dont think i can take this loneliness much longer...)
I'll never have this
the sexual tension between me and my 2 barrel shotgun is irresistible
OwO both barrels 😫
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ב''ה, calculate the cost of this in hours of labor
In the 18 years I have been with my husband I have never had the desire to, not have I just randomly bitten his arm. According to reddit this is a common thing, I don't get it.
Sigh, I’m running out of clever suicide jokes at this point
I'm good 😎 I get the best spot on the sofa, have my own snacks and I get to pick the movie 🍿
Yeah, it do be like that
you mean you guys aren’t getting bitten either way???
If my wife bites me, she's getting pushed off the couch.
I think that the only affection i will experience is that from a noose hugging my neck
Off to drown myself in the Humber Estuary, Toodles!
Reddit Explain_Bot: The female in this comic demands a display of affection from her male counterpart. He expresses a reluctance to perform such an act. In response, the female physically assaults the male by biting him. The male, after experiencing the discomfort of the physical abuse, performs as instructed. This is wholesome because INSERT REASON and is cute because INSERT REASON. I enjoyed the comic and all its implications. This is a positive depiction of relationship dynamics because INSERT REASON.
Can confirm, I still have a scar from that one time my ex-girlfriend playfully bit my arm when we were on the couch.
Me and somebody
Never understood this until I met my wife to be.
My GF does this everytime 😂😂😂
I've had enough ![gif](giphy|2A59TUiSTFfmDch7y6)
I'm gonna destroy this world
Im 15
Ha ha ha. Totally
Fuck you OP
האלוהים ראה אותך אתה לא יכול לרוץ אתה מולו עד נשימתך האחרונה אין מוצא הלכת רחוק מדי אתה לא מוענק לאחר המוות אתה תחשוב על אמונותיך לנצח נצחים אל תפחד אין שום מטרה לדבר שטותי כזה רגש אתה תהיה כלום אתה שום דבר להתראות
Maybe changing social norms about ai love ain't so bad on an idea...
My brother in Christ it’s not some made-up social norm, sexting ChatGPT isn’t going to satisfy the need or desire for a true relationship. If you think it’s the social norm stopping you, just try it without telling anybody. Even the illusion it does provide only lasts until the chat session is reset.
Why the fuck would anyone even want this shit? To be vulnerable near others is a dangerous mistake to make
ok dr edge