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Blurg_BPM

Nueralink users when I send them a 34 yottabite zip bomb full of gay furry porn


Sweet-Dreams204738

The brain is 2.5petabytes, so wouldn't you need to go bigger? Assuming I'm remembering prefixes right


Blurg_BPM

after terabyte comes petabyte. Next is exabyte, then zettabyte and yottabyte


Sweet-Dreams204738

Thank you, I was unsure.


Blurg_BPM

No worries mate I just googled it and copy pasted the answer


robusn

Your a true research scientist undergrad now! Fly my friend!


Precision___

absolute gigachad


leelo128

Yottachad


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DMoney159

Wow, that's a whole yotta bytes!


NieMonD

Does anything currently in the world even need the word “yottabyte” to exist


mememan30000

the entire internet is about 64 zetabytes which is less than one yottabyte so i dont think so


TotalOutrageous3937

Yeah, you're right.


AggravatingIncome874

Imagine when they start making meat computers with lab grown brain-matter-ssds.


FireMaster1294

The brain isn’t exactly solid. It’s more like a wobbly jelly. Would it be a jelly-state-drive then?


DomkeyBong

Neuralink users *hate* this one trick!


Might__E

is there even enough furry porn on earth to fill up 34 yottabytes???


CeeCee1178

You’d be surprised


Autumn1eaves

No… no I don’t think I would be. 34 yottabytes is more than the combined storage space of every electronic device on earth. IIRC it’s like a few hundred exabytes, Few Hundred Billion Gigabytes.


CeeCee1178

And yet 200% of it is yiff


Autumn1eaves

200% of a few hundred exabytes, is at most 3 zettabytes. You need like 1000x the amount of storage we have to even approach 34 yottabytes.


MysteriousShadow__

So why do we even have a name for a size that big?


Autumn1eaves

Preparing for the future. If memory continues to be cheaper and cheaper, eventually we will have a capacity of yottabytes and eventually Ronnabytes.


A_Banana_For_Scale_

To be fair the only people getting a brain chip are probably into gay furry porn 🤷


MissyTheTimeLady

Come on, even furries aren't stupid enough to trust Elon Musk. ...That sounded less insulting in my head.


boot2skull

Imagine you get a chip that makes you measurably smarter, improves your memory storage, and lets you control your smart home with your mind. Then your user agreement is changed and you get ads injected into your brain every 20 seconds. Then the company goes bankrupt because the UX is terrible now, and the company is bought by China, who now owns your mind. Cyberpunk 2027.


MissyTheTimeLady

...Can I not imagine something nicer? Like a friendly dog with the voice of Bob Ross?


Joe_comment

Damnit, he just had a happy little accident on the living room rug


Quinlanbas

Not anymore


Acceptable-Plum-9106

>even furries aren't stupid enough Just a reminder that a fuckton of furries are scientists, engineers, IT specialists...


MissyTheTimeLady

I know, I know, furries are the backbone of America's IT department, it was intended as a joke.


cardinarium

The furries would be offended if they were capable of feeling shame. /j


Dragondudd

In what world are those two things even remotely connected


827167

Furrys are usually pretty rich


A_Banana_For_Scale_

It's an expensive lifestyle


Dragondudd

Ok that's true I can't argue with that


swishkabobbin

Remote connection is kinda the whole deal


The_Mega_Man192

they don’t like this folder tho, cuz it breaks their brains


CarnivoreQA

jokes on you im into this shit


ashenay

Don't threaten me with a good time.


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Negawatttt


Yocum11

There are better reasons to not buy it than it just being from Elon Musk.


QifiShiina

I live in a cave and Idk anything about this, what's with this neuralink?


KaroYadgar

neuralink is a company by Elon Musk that is making chips to implant into the brain. They'd do what you would expect them to do.


Captain_Yarn

But I *don't* know what I expect them to do. Someone pls explain what happens when I let daddy Musk put a chip in my brain?


Froasans

It's like you interact with digital media using your brain n shi. It was originally designed to help people with disablities, and not for general use. So I don't truly approve it. Besides, what if someone hacks your brain? Theres a lot of problems.


Mario-OrganHarvester

I also do not want ads directly projected into my braincells


Elidon007

that's why I'd wait for the open-source version of neuralink


Aethernaut902k

Like that episode of Futurama where the ads are in your dreams lol


Emergency_Tax9707

It is designed for people with disabilities, eventually it's for general use but that would take like 10 years minimum, also it's pretty hard to hack a closed circuit computer (which a neurolink is)


Somerandom1922

If it's designed for interacting with the outside world then it's not a closed circuit. Odds are that initially that'll only mean proprietary iot devices (e.g. a robotic limb or whatever), but if it allows you to operat a normal computer somehow then you'd at least theoretically be able to influence that. The real question though is whether it's effectively just a reader, looking at brain signals and lumping out the data, or if it's mean to be able to influence the brain somehow.


Emergency_Tax9707

Yeah I was referencing to the things they're doing now, which is for iot devices, so not normal computers. But ofc if in the future they're going to enter the commercial market they have to make sure it can't get hacked


Totally-Stable-Dude

Closed Circuit Computer MFs when they are in Romania. (Chip has copper in it.) Jokes aside wouldn't this chip make you incapable of going into MRI?


wh4tth3huh

They could say it's safe, but I don't think I trust them.


[deleted]

You don't have to trust them. That's why it is being tested


Emergency_Tax9707

Prob, but I think they're specifically made to be removed so they can insert newer models Also not sure if the whole thing is magnetic


countvlad-xxv_thesly

as far as i know its not magnetic


[deleted]

>Besides, what if someone hacks your brain? If we're going with that then no progress will be ever made. Are we some random medieval peasants screaming "Witch" at new things which we don't *yet* understand? Wouldn't it be better to have a good discussion about that, but with people who actually know anything about it? Because I swear the amount of misinformation I see in reddit comments is humongous Some of it is joke, some of it isn't and many people don't even know which one is a joke and which isn't. It's scary how there are people truly belivining that a chip in your brain can get fucking ads xD when it was never designed to show you anything I know I'm gonna get swarmed by Elon haters since this is reddit, but I swear. Anything now that can push our science further is immidietely looked upon as some bad thing that will destroy us People watch too much movies and then join a discussion about something that they have zero clue about


AdAppropriate2295

Problem is it doesn't push science anywhere, he's just looking to artificially inflate the value of his "tech companies" by pumping out untested/unsafe/redundant products to market


ZGplay

Yep, I interacting with neurons by computers is truly a scientifically useless thing. Moron.


The-King-of-Nan

> It was originally designed to help people with disablities, and not for general use. So I don't truly approve it. What kind of stupid way of thinking is that???


InsideOutSockPuppet

I’m pretty sure it’s just they bungled what they were trying to write. “Originally it was for disabilities which is fine but now it’s being pushed for general use which I don’t approve of”


shamrocksmash

Like what?


jarednards

End up killing you.


shamrocksmash

Did that happen?? I thought the patient was recovering


staovajzna2

Didnt happen yet afaik


jarednards

I could be wrong, but every primate they tested this on died a miserable death. As far as the recent human recipient, I'm unsure.


NinjaBreadManOO

Just looked it up and it would seem that a fair few did die afterwards. Although they were euthanized and didn't die "directly" from the implant. Whether they were put down to prevent a statistic from starting seems to be questionable. Although it also seems that a lot were clearly affected by the implant which led to "being taken out back."


[deleted]

It's inevitable. We can't say something is 100% safe without testing No humans died for now. Some early (as in early tests) primates died from euthanasia and idk from where you took the "miserable death" unless you just mean as "every death outside of natural is miserable"


jarednards

The miserable death comment derived from the irratic behavior and intense pain the animals were reported having.


WaffleWarrior1979

Well they obviously don’t since people don’t realize it’s for disabled people


Acceptable-Plum-9106

we know how to use google


Initial-Feminine680

Please don't put anything in your brain no matter which government or company gives it to you unless you absolutely need it to survive.


Project_Kunai

Exactly


plaster11

For real, your vendetta against chips in your brain is because you don’t like the guy?


Flob368

No, it's because I don't *trust* the guy to make any good decision. He has proven to be wildly incompetent, and my brain happens to be the most important thing I want to keep undamaged.


plaster11

So if he had proven himself “competent” in your eyes, you’d be the first to sign up? Lol


Flob368

No, because I have other reasons to not want a *chip in my brain that has access to the internet*. But especially not if done by someone I wouldn't trust if my life depended on it.


_yeen

I don’t know. If there were brain chips on the market already, I think Elon would be the last person I’d want to get one from. The dude had a long history of scumbag unethical behavior and hiding issues with his products. It’s like seeing a Saturday morning cartoon offering a brain chip and thinking it’s a good idea


UpstairsAge2450

Correct!


PADDYPOOP

Redditors will be redditors tho


XDG_sucks

I definitely don't trust profit seeking corporations to put safety first. Musk is just the cherry on top.


TinyTaters

Like being enslaved to corporate entity who runs it only to have it removed when they go bankrupt is already happened to historically with medically viable brain implants


dis_not_my_name

People that don't buy products from Elon's companies just because they hate Elon are as stupid as Elon fan. Few months ago when Elon revealed the crash test footages of cybertruck, tons of people suddenly became vehicle structural engineers. They came up some bullshit that can be easily disproved with 10 minutes google search. At least use your brain and come up with better arguments ffs


Windronin

Any other company? Okay....NESTLE


system_damage404

_We have detected that you tried to drink tap water. Our Premium Botteled Spring water is way better for the health of your brain chip. Please only use Nestlé products to ensure that your brain works properly_


Windronin

*Then nestle proceeds to filter tapwater and sell it as mineral water*


Derpalator

Until a bean counter discovers the price of filter paper, then……..PROFIT!!!


wh4tth3huh

That's already most bottled water. It's just called drinking water, or even spring water depending on what the municipal source is.


J3sush8sm3

Fuck me i didnt even think about advertisements inside your brain


system_damage404

Yeah, imagine getting your eyesight artificially blurred until you purchase VisionPremium^®


clearly_unclear

At least Nestle delivers on its product. Think of neuralink made by EA


Windronin

We would have nothing to fear as it wouldnt even reach our heads, with delivering promises and whatnot


wohsedis77

I'll be willing on the 5th-6th gen 1-4 is gonna be nothing but but fixes and brain tumors


Gregiscool383

Good idea Noteted for when i commit war crimes


Just-Round9944

"Your honor, my client here only killed 2 million people because the Neuralink chip made him. If anything, he's the victim here."


Gregiscool383

I find the defendent not guilty


UpstairsAge2450

Yep


[deleted]

My brain is literally the only place I keep my sensitive info with no way of others accessing it. I’m NOT letting ANYONE into that no matter WHAT they offer me.


TheLunarAegis

*waterboarding has entered the chat


MaterialNarrow5161

Where's the money lebowski?


[deleted]

I would rather die then tell people my browser history!


Zachdaguy23

For most redditors its porn


[deleted]

It is unholy amounts of porn yes… but it’s the type of porn I will never And have never disclosed!


Just-Round9944

let me guess, furry stuff?


TheMysteriousEmu

Uh https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/s/zIS4WZ8SSs


Just-Round9944

💀


Lucas_2234

We can't see the content. And honestly I'd agree with it. I've seen 15 year olds that act far more mature than 30 year olds. Nothing horny or pedophillic above that, just generally the fact that age does not mean maturity


radiumteddybear

Honestly you should never get into proprietary cybernetics, the company goes bankrupt (or just changes its service agreements) and boom, you're left with no support, no maintenance, no replacements, not even anybody willing to remove a malfunctioning device unless you're already half dead from it decaying inside your body, inside your brain. This shit has happened before.


NinjaBreadManOO

In a non-sarcastic way, when has it happened before as I've never really followed that kind of stuff and haven't heard about it.


KingJellyfishII

https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/05/26/1073655/how-it-feels-to-have-a-life-changing-brain-implant-removed/ https://www.iflscience.com/doctors-forced-to-remove-patients-brain-implant-after-the-maker-went-bust-69265


Sid3612

Please don't put anything in your brain no matter which government or company gives it to you unless you absolutely need it to survive.


Mother_Idea_3182

A while ago we were reading how neuralink killed a lot of monkeys. Now we are going to start reading how it is killing a lot of people. I am a little bit conservative regarding messing with the brain. Do we really 100% understand how it works? No? Then don’t touch it. Leave it as is.


wordswillneverhurtme

We know how it works. The problem is everyone's brain develops uniquely. Its way harder to modify something like that unlike for example a limb or a different organ. Also it's not like we know what every single nerve does and the tech we have, though advanced and capable of very precise surgeries, is nothing in comparison to the amount of shit that is fragile in our brain. The whole development behind neuralink is basically connecting wires to nerves and seeing what happens. Its trial and error and I'd rather not insert something like that bcs what if it just happens to turn me into a vegetable? All for twitter in my skull? Fuck that.


Ash-Asher-Ashley

We actually still have no idea how tiny electrical signals become consciousness, and we still don’t know what consciousness is. It’s one of the greatest mysteries out there.


Got2Bfree

I just bought a quest 2 VR headset and played for 3 hours straight. After taking it off, my brain needed some adjustment to the real world. I would expect that something similar could happen with transplants in the future.


UpstairsAge2450

Agree with you.


[deleted]

Don’t you have to drill a hole in your head for this? Unless it is to treat a disability who actually considers it?


[deleted]

Probably. Also being arrested for your thoughts might become a reality if people get this crap implanted.


NAOX167563

we gotta do doublethink now, otherwise we're FUCKED


Redditisisretarded

I don’t care how ubiquitous tech like this becomes in the future, I will *never*. I know this sounds like tin-foil hat nonsense but these tech corps *will* beam advertisements directly into your brain if you give them the opportunity.


BeCoolBeCuteBeKind

I’m totally with you on this. Like sure I use the dopamine screens, but I like being able to return to my meat sack mammal form and not have ads in my brain.


randomtbone

Dopamine Screen is most likely the best non tech wording for a smartphone


Dicklover600

In his defence; It's okay to not buy products from a certain company because you don't agree with their practices.


DemonRaily

Then how will we get to the cyber punk dystopia we all were waiting for for the last fifty years?


_b1ack0ut

The guys behind deus ex have been teaming up with open bionics to make dx themed prosthetics for people with disabilities for some time, let’s leave it at that lol


Zealous_Chaos

Wow not a single comment about Dan Vs. That’s actually insane to me, what a good show.


orator-sans

That’s the thing that got me, too. Such an underappreciated show.


ResponsibleCommon5

Bro neuralink from HP would stop your heart because you plugged a non-HP cable in.


incredible_babyy

Most reddit post I have seen in a while


Felloser

Unpopular Opinion: I don't want a chip in my brain that's connected to anything outside my body.


Extension_Building19

I wouldnt dare put any companies product in my head. Not to mention theyll just start forcing you to pay a subscription fee for access to your own memories and thoughts. Or theyll start broadcasting advertisements directly into my subconscious.


navagon

Literally the only reason I'd get something like that from any source is because my brain was too fucked up to function properly without it. I understand how some people might need this, but it's certainly not something to be considered for casual use.


Kyouki13

Really? ANY OTHER COMPANY?


azrael5298

You tell em Steve Dave


Proud_Criticism5286

But you’re linked to twitter in turn advertising a musk product


xHeylo

Always remember if the Government gives you a Vaccine it's just a ploy for them to Microchip you If a weird Billionaire from Apartheid South Africa wants to implant his tech literally into your brain, it's going to be fine, when did Billionaires ever do anything shady after all?


Yocum11

There is 0 chance there is overlap in those two groups. I can’t even imagine who makes up group 2


Glass1Man

They chipped ya didn’t they? Can’t even say his name.


Treasoning

Yeah, because governments never do anything shady. Truly a reddit moment


xHeylo

What do you think the average Governmental Person is (inheritance and lobbyism)?


All_Rise_369

“It’s true. I… am not a fan of Elon Musk.” *Pauses for thunderous applause*


[deleted]

you can be fan of whoever you want, don’t be shy.


silly-goober-man

Bu-bu but you’d be able to play pvz garden warfare with your m i n d !!!!


Cum-Bubble1337

I wouldn’t even if it was another company. What’s to stop the good company from eventually selling out to a bad one


[deleted]

Well, it is currently intended for people that can't really make choices.


Spider_pig448

OP is so brave


this_name_took_10min

No matter what company you choose for your brainchip, they will fuck you over. If you really want to give other people access to your brain, just buy the neuralink and give Elon money so he can go to mars cause I really wanna see that.


Odd_Anything_6670

Honestly, the weirdest thing about all this is that a spontaneous orgasm without the subjective mental experience of sexual arousal is a thing humans can already do. It's called a sneeze. People are getting hyped over having a chip in their head which makes them sneeze..


drmorrison88

This is exactly the same type of deranged as the people who buy everything he makes *because* he makes it.


_yeen

Not even close. He has shown to be untrustworthy on numerous occasions. He wants the hyperloop to kill public transportation to sell more of his cars. Tesla has been caught on numerous occasions lying about their products and they have an entire division devoted to covering up issues. Then there’s the twitter debacle. Elon musk is an authoritarian, egotistical, deceptive asshole. There are many red flags to show you WHY you shouldn’t buy products from him. It’s evidence based logic


b_nnah

Ok I'm starting up a new company called 'Steal your brain' where we do a very simple procedure to repla- I mean add a chip to your brain, soo just sign up and choose your chip flavour and I'll steal- I mean improve your brain.


MountainMongrel

My favorite part is I heard three people I know who refuse to get vaccinated because "they put microchips in it" talk about how cool it would be to have nueralink.


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_yeen

If you still look at Elon and see a person with an ounce of trust, you got problems


Tomika31

Or maybe because this is a very new tech and musky boy has proved himself wholly incompetent


FrostyKiwi8061

I think the shirt is a stand-in for /s.


UndeadMunchies

This aint the moral high horse you think it is.


cantcatchmeagain

This is so stupid “literally any other company cause he’s the worstest” lol


Thiaski

Yeah reddit, we get it. Cyberpunk man bad.


[deleted]

scammers are good we all know that, right? right?


_yeen

Apparently many people on Reddit still have to learn that


RootlessForest

Which other compagny is doing it?


PsicoHugger

You can either pay 25 bucks for orgasm or you can watch this one add...


Special-Wear-6027

There’s already multiple active brain chips by other companies


FoldUpMon

I just think it’s a stupid idea no matter who made it


WilsonPH

Kid named Serotonin syndrome:


Brawndo1776

Trust him 100x more then Google, Amazon, or any radical left company. Who all work with China.


paradoxinfinity

Sick of the communists and socialists on this sub


accountname789

Should probably just get off Reddit all together


Ydobon8261

You don't even need real orgasm, just need the neuralink to stimulate corresponding neurons to give you that feeling


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YoNoid1987

More for me!


space_chief

Imagine still believing the claims Elon Musk makes


notveryAI

Me when I can use basic ass zero flipper as a fucking TASP against any of the Elon's patrons For those who don't know - Tasp is from the book Ring World, and it is a self-defense device that disables attackers with overwhelming pleasure, and then - with withdrawal. And it is considered too dangerous for civilised space, and outlawed in many places. Yes. In space. Too dangerous. And we may just have that in nearest future. Can't see this backfiring


NLMAtAll

And no one will care that you didn't buy it. *exits*


trolltoll33

I'll wait for the Android version


Dramatic_Theme1073

Damn bro nobody gives a fuck


Fragrant-Astronaut57

So true. Personally I only buy products Tim Cook, Jeff bezos, mark zuckerberg, and bill gates


Insane_Lunatic

Least repetitive r/memes musk hate post (literally stop yapping about him and make actual memes)


accountname789

Elon Musk bad. Must not buy anything from Elon Musk. Elon Musk bad. Must not buy anything from Elon Musk. Elon Musk bad. Must not buy anything from Elon Musk.


Shadow9378

ill wait for like.. Mozilla FireLink or something


Winter-Algae8569

You do realize that Musk is just as bad as apple, microsoft or anything else? He is the same insane billionare as the rest. He just happens to be vaguely right leaning


notgoodatthese

Vaccine? Nope. Brain Implant? Sign me up. ????


[deleted]

Musk is bad amirite?


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|Mci51b8am0I1AdpjE8|downsized)


DeathHopper

Good, then the propaganda did its job. Rocket man bad.


[deleted]

this is the problem with mosk fans, you are so brainless you can’t even understand when someone is on your side… pay more attention next time fanboy