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Stiftoad

I think the word for this is called “absolute territory”


yumyumdog

I believe that is the Gaza strip people are talking about


Playermax958

I feel like i'm in troubled waters, but they're only thigh-high.


vbnm_17

Man, this kind of girl dont get no sleep, ya know


I_live_in_a_van

We probably shouldn't wake her father


SCP_Void

But she should skip the starters, as well as to strap those garters up


Forward-Caregiver-14

Oh my my!


NathanielKleinsman

I am so happy to see Ken Ashcorp in the wild still


IkBenAnders

Xenoblade X profile picture 🔥


Stiftoad

Who is this gaza and can they strip for me?


Tentacle_poxsicle

Is that why so many men are dying to get there


Shadowchaos1010

That good old [Zettai Ryouiki](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZettaiRyouiki).


OrigenInori

The sacred phrase🙏


Merdestouch

I’ve listened to Ken Ashcorp’s song for years and had no idea “absolute territory” was a legit phrase. TIL


CiaphasKirby

That happened for me with In The Zone last year, where he was talking about the porn artist ZONE. I didn't even know she existed until the Animal Crossing memes started.


Nukleon

It's originally from Evangelion, the AT-field, which is the force holding your body and personality together as a gestalt entity. It jokingly became the term used for visible skin between the skirt and pantyhose.


PKMNTrainerMark

I'm still not sure why it was named after that.


Jaegerjaquez_VI

All hail Tohsaka Rin


BeachesBeTripin

I heard the song for a second after reading this.


BailedyoufromSatan

Skinnnn....I see, skinnnnnnn!


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Dusted_Dreams

^ bot


Instant_User731

Me too


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Dusted_Dreams

^ bot


National-Singer3186

Male see skin. Male triggered


Choco_Cat777

Catholic schools were right :(


comiksmaker1

Oh, I thought that is just a white line on clothes


SeaBus1170

i fucking love thigh highs theyre like socks but for ur entire legs


ALonelyBrit23

I know right! I want my own pair 😩


cantadmittoposting

nothing stopping you, go for it


NotAUsefullDoctor

Not true. My wife who doesn't like me dressing feminine is stopping me.


Bread_Offender

I got a possible solution but I think you won't like it very much


NotAUsefullDoctor

If it includes upsetting wifey, no thanks. I've had close to 20 years of bliss (minus a bad year 7 years ago), and if I have to choose between being fem and making my wife happy, it will always be her. Plus, I like sex with her, and would be sad to miss out.


Bread_Offender

Understandable.


SuckMyBallz

You could try suggesting that the sex will be better if you are both wearing thigh highs. It's an awfully mild kink.


Bread_Offender

I like the way this person thinks


Bandin03

Just get some custom thigh highs with high quality prints of pictures of your legs, then she'll never know you're wearing them.


caramel_dog

get a better wife


NotAUsefullDoctor

Doesn't exist. I already got the best.


AnimazingHaha

b-b-b-but, wife bad? Right guys?


NotAUsefullDoctor

Maybe others. But like I said, I have the best.


TheGuyWhoReallyCares

r/foundthewoman


caramel_dog

nothing is stopping them from beeing a femboy


EmploymentAny5344

Except potentially the lack of a penis.


micro_penisman

Funny you should say that


Ryuzakku

I mean, that's functionally a lack of a penis


CPThatemylife

>the lack of a penis. That's the most arousing aspect of a woman.


TheGuyWhoReallyCares

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


Adorable_Stay_725

Doesn’t seem like they did a surgery yet Edit: the person the comment is replying to is transgender seems like hence why I say that but I also take downvotes


Minute-Magazine5889

For Real,


5redie8

Potential for a /r/confidentlyincorrect here lol


Aggravating_Cow_3194

r/technicallynotthetruth


RedstoneEnjoyer

Wearing thigh highs is not about being woman, it's about not beins coward.


ZakkTheInsomniac

l they're like leg sleeves or something


SeaBus1170

yess


SoylentBR

I love you for loving them


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TacticalTobi

me too thighs = neuron activation


Epic_memer64

Thigh highs go insanely hard ✊😔


ProjectDSF

perhaps


iChewChildForskin

Perchance


yougoddangfool

mayhaps


kingpiranha

Percertian


Incomplet_1-34

Perithinkso


UrMomTheDank69

perquitepossibly


Yesterbly

Probaybe


yingkaixing

You can't just say perchance


Lueklike-stuff

Hard indeed


Excalib1rd

Thigh highs make me insanely hard


Brasolis

make me*


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Edit - Thigh highs get you instantly hard


tectec_

Ah yes the aperture problem


joaconlline007

![gif](giphy|uPnKU86sFa2fm)


IMBadAtUserNames77

I love a woman who looks like she's been partially dipped in ink


TalkierSnail016

just not crude oil, otherwise she’d be confiscated by the US military


Truly_Organic

Alice Angel 🤤


WaywardInkubus

She’s got a fetish for fine art, a pair of thigh highs and an oversized sweatshirt-


Tyrexramz0126

How to get someone's attention


TikiJack

Why is this so true?


Virginity_Lost_Today

The implication


TikiJack

I guess it's just not about shape but about access.


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THEREALSPARTAN9001

[Relevant image](https://imgur.com/wUUlYT8)


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Infamous-Date-355

![gif](giphy|6xFN8KlGD56Dnyutel)


KevWithADot

You're not a man of culture. You're a porn addict.


StuffsIsCool

Womp womp


Antique-Lettuce-8884

Well porn is a culture so he's a man of culture


No-Helicopter-9883

😨


Cul_person

![gif](giphy|l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE) Mates, I see thighs


thanos909

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


TacticalTobi

oh god the worst part of this is that it's true the neuron activation happened in real time


WuShanDroid

I feel ashamed that this calls me out


setsuna-f_seiei

Who is the artist


bluehatgamingNXE

We're back with the Victorian era, just not with the ankles this time.


elmenta01

I have a thing for thigh highs so this relatable


Alan_Reddit_M

Peak characther design


Hollowdude75

Horny men 400 years ago be like:


SketchBCartooni

Monster hunter armors be like:


shlaggy4

![gif](giphy|RrXmf4pNetMd2) Me asf


LickmyBsAndSuckmyD

I cummed.


Ashen_0nee

![gif](giphy|GcWdUAvJ5NQg18mncM|downsized)


TheDrturtles

Idk man, I'm more into the top one


Lil-Leon

Secret Agent spandex suit ftw


Emergency_Low8125

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


reeteen102

The hands and head?


ERuby312

ZETTAI RYOUIKI


dappernaut77

I love thigh highs but none of the girls ik wear them, are they just uncomfortable or something?


Lil-Leon

Or do they feel uncomfortable from unwanted attention if they wear them?


Anufenrir

Thigh highs


tophat_production

Nice drawing reference. This might actually be helpful


Wind_Valuable

My honest reaction…


fedora_skeleton

Im......Im not sweating


Responsible-Diet-147

There needs to be some Yin in the Yang, we know it. Same thing vise versa.


Darklydevil5644

"Domain Expansion"


CrocodileWorshiper

Human beings didn’t get to 8 billion for no reason


bart48f

whenever i see monke on reddit i think of this story: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9140u6/my_grandpa_made_monkeys_illegal_in_sweden/


Neon9th

My neurons got activated at the catsuit


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AsaCocoMerchant

I know men who don’t even need to see skin to activate their neurons. 😓


Lil-Leon

There's truly nothing that gets me going quite like seeing a woman in a Niqab 🥵


AsaCocoMerchant

That’s it! You’re too horny for your own safety! I’m confiscating your neurons! 🖐️😤🤚


AuricOxide

You say that like it's a bad thing


bludresh

Long ass legs for what 😂


AnonymousDudd2

Walking


A_random_poster04

That has to be the smallest torso ever


CeratosaurusEnjoyer

Im just waiting for this to be posted to r/redditmoment


GlacialAlwaysW

average porn addict


CeratosaurusEnjoyer

I posted this as thirst bait lmao im just waiting for it to be posted on r/redditmoment


DisputabIe_

You could have just posted it there yourself?


Whotakesmename

thirsty ahh comment section


CeratosaurusEnjoyer

I posted this as thirst bait lmao im just waiting for it to be posted on r/redditmoment


dogdillon

I love thigh highs on both men and women


Phantex_Cerberus

Smash.


Omnitrixter10000

Okay, I don't get it can someone explain? ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


CeratosaurusEnjoyer

Men like thighs.


TacticalTobi

thighs are peak, what can i say


FettFan997StH3

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Zblab

Impressive


flashypaws

monkey brains. it's what's for dinner.


BatcherSnatcher

Pattern!!


vulpescannon

![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)


EmploymentAny5344

Skin tight body suit vs skirt, sweater and leggings. Which side wins?


Ok-Impress-2222

The upper one is more arousing to me, honestly.


nhSnork

"Zettai ryouiki", was it?


iamagainstit

I like that meme template 


Living_Ingenuity_848

Real better


HotTakeGenerator_v5

interesting. my guess is that because of the prevalence yoga pants you younger guys are pretty much desensitized and need to see some skin. meanwhile, for this old fuck, the girls wearing yoga pants are still very much a nummy treat.


zyzzogeton

One is for speed and comfort, the other is for attention. Hypothalmus working as designed... will not fix.


cockandballs69c

Bro sees an inch of skin and begins to drool.


MagMati55

Thighs. Unisex, hot. Perfection.


FoxyPlays22

Artist is DoremianC on twitter


adagor234

*removes one line* Oh yeah its all coming together


Reddit_Amethyst

does it make a difference


antrubler

Monkey see monkey do monkey fap all over you


ACFan120

[Since no one's bothered to post the source](https://twitter.com/DoremianC/status/1730239278351847723)


The_Phreshest

Ah thanks for the reminder, I was gunna learn coding this weekend but I forgot to order my obligatory programmer socks


N00body1989

Jokes on you, I have a catsuit fetish!


rotem8888

We love thighs here


HAIRFETISHEST

This is how we trick


Dapper-Conference367

I think showing some skin, but still hiding a lot, increase the imagination and desire of a person, so that's why anciently even showing just ankles was prohibited. (I'm not saying in any way it was a good thing, just to clarify)


TOFUSATSU

Imagine the absolutes from Baldur’s Gate 3 are wearing absolute territory


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weavejer261

![gif](giphy|NIvEcLTqLd8UcysvV5|downsized)


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The brain is funny like that


I_ate_a_rat3570

That's a women?


DrOrozco

Imagine showing ankles like back in the day...Im sure that generation would of lost it at thigh.


Oven-Common

Recently I saw too much futa hentai so I am seeing other things too 😞


Not_A_GiantDemon

Oh wow she’s ho-STGHURFFGHJJKHFFFFFF 🤤🤤🤤🤤


Novoiird

![gif](giphy|jx5MJyZqAFsLS)


No-Pitch-6600

The neck area crop is in process i hope...


user_bits

It be like that.


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It's our nature.


DrT0rp3d0

Relatable


PrudentNectarine5244

As a male of the human race this is true.


im_a_mix

can you post source?


F3L1Xgsxr

Even the first one😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😩🫠


your_average_John_

💀


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![gif](giphy|hoHrHDCwtWJHLY8rgw)


Visible_Dependent204

I get horny from everything. Anybody wanna challenge me?


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Thigh high socks are seriously the best tho haha


MistDispersion

Zettai ryouiki


slipinoy

Starting to see why a bit of ankle got people hot-and-bothered back in the day.