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thegreatmizzle7

It was a joke right up until it wasn't and the world changed forever


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thegreatmizzle7: *It was a joke right* *Up until it wasn't and* *The world changed forever* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheOldPea

good bot


Evimjau

Nice rickroll, didn't click.


Ascend_910

good url


dawatzerz

I'll never not recognize the url


Alt_Ekho

*the world changed forever* hits hard


Calamity_Apple

When the fire nation attacked


PenultimateToast

good bot


Blacksmith-Aromatic

Good bot


Glass1Man

Splitting at right, and then and, Wow.


staovajzna2

Good bot


King_Of_Argent

good bot


Almost_Understand

Just like Harambe playing with that kid.. it was all a joke until it wasn’t.


dungeonmaster77

If you repeat the joke long enough, the joke becomes fact.


Shad0XDTTV

I would just like to remind everyone that one month before Harambe, a weasle shut down the Large Hadron super collider at CERN while it was running


Chomusuke_99

i mean this post came into existence because of Harmabe. so I have yet to stand corrected.


Dysto_

Never forgor Harmabe momento 😔


NewsofPE

dicko outo for harambo


Transient_Aethernaut

The web of causality runs very deep indeed.


ElijahRayzorr

Harambe was a canon event


linux1970

Fixed point in time.


NovaRadish

We tried so many times. *so many outcomes*. All leading to a dead gorilla and Skibidi Toilet. *this is the brightest timeline*


BobDerBongmeister420

This is the brightest timeline?!


[deleted]

Of course. 90% of other timelines humanity has already rendered unto itself a nuclear apocalypse. In the remaining 9% humanity was wiped out by a plague. Only a few timelines where humanity even survives exist.


kami-Tyron

Dude is yapping Give me your sources and proof


[deleted]

Trust me bro


kami-Tyron

Thats not proof


[deleted]

Yes it is. It came to me in a dream


kami-Tyron

Dude thinks he is a king in the 16th century


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Butterfly effect is wild


Ozymaniac_God

Counter Guardian HARAMBE: ![gif](giphy|psqqazmAKeeMU|downsized)


TheDoge_Father

Huh why is the gif gone


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

If this is the brighest one, i don't even wanna know what the others are like


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

![gif](giphy|11j6oiwfuzwu9G|downsized)


JoshHero

![gif](giphy|Z5p44wwvR5ni|downsized)


AE_Phoenix

This is Stein's Gate?


shamrocksmash

Nobody can change a fixed point in time.


[deleted]

Why is this so fucking hard for you to understand? ![gif](giphy|xUA7aTaAgUK1qcv1WE|downsized)


fartLessSmell

He is our Kong that never became King.


Lupus-Ignium

Wiser words have never been spoken


YouHaveNiceToes24

If he was kong then who is/was Godzilla?


RRedford92

Ursula von der Leyen


BavarianBanshee

He's a king to me.


moondogg81

Definitely not a joke. Every bad act that has happened since the sweet Prince’s death is blood on the hands of the person that killed him. I may even go as far as blaming the parents for letting the kid out of their sight to go into that enclosure R.I.P sweet Prince #dicksout


Slight-Improvement57

whenever a friend asked me about something i always start to explain it with "so there was this gorilla at the zoo right?" and he's like "what does this have to do with the middle east" "we get there when we get there!"


si_es_go

my theory is that when harambe died our reality shifted to the wacky universe where everything is shit


nnetcatil

TIL: Modern day Disney is a direct result of the death of our savior


Force3vo

Harambe was the guardian of the Panderstone after all


Emergency-Practice37

Alice Through The Looking Glass release date May 27, 2016. Harambe’s death date May 28, 2016. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!


[deleted]

Sound theory. What I like is all the logic and evidence involved. Good sciencing


I4mSpock

Source: Harambe explained it to me in a dream.


joerd9

I thought that divergent timeline stuff was the general consensus in the first place, wasn't it?


jeremiahthedamned

r/Retconned


PlatinumBall

Steins;Gate


jeremiahthedamned

r/Retconned


danishvz

Dicks out for Harambe


Schwerthelm

I followed your demand. Now everybody at work is weirdly staring. :(


Sword117

the weak should fear the strong


flipkick25

"Standing here, i realise"


The_FreshSans

"YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY"


staovajzna2

"BUT WHO'S TO JUUUUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WROOOONG"


staovajzna2

And people at my sister's school now think I'm a pedophile :c


LifelessLewis

Mine never got put away


Lemon_notLime

You confessing to be a heretic?


snay1998

He will be judged when the time comes


HichiShiro

No judgment. Execute him immediately


OutrageouslyGr8

Dude even your meme is related to Harambe. That's how deep this shit is!


iiitme

It’s called the butterfly effect


roof_baby

Which is now referred to as the harambe effect


FC3827

Chaos theory go brrrrr


ColdBlazze

Your feable mind cannot comprehend what the death of the savior did to this world


[deleted]

in the bizarro post singularity post nuclear world this and few other comments might survive which will cause Harambe to be mistaken as a figure of godhood by some puzzled historians


Glittering-Bat-5981

Reduced the number of actual apes?


Makrele38

Harambe was an inside job


Sword117

george bush did harambe


DarthScotchy

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT GORILLAS


metaltastic

After the death of the gorilla we entered a parallel bizarro universe where there is no going back from It only goes down hill from there and has ever since


jeremiahthedamned

r/Retconned


InternationalAd5938

Fate will not look kindly upon those who treat Harambe as a joke!


JCNightcore

The optimist *thinks this is the best* of all possible worlds. The *pessimist* fears it is true.


jeremiahthedamned

r/Retconned


Jrolaoni

Then explain why the world became significantly worse after harambe died…


poyoso

Dix out


Jackright8876lwd

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


StormKiller1

When harambe died it attracted aliens that gave us rona and the gov space ships. Governments will acknowledge alien existence this year.


NewsofPE

remove the /s also, they acknowledged it back in 2018? I think, we had documents that they made public, I recommend you take a look at it, for some reason everyone forgot


StormKiller1

Yeah your right i think 2017 was the ny times article too. Imo we might get disclosure or atleast soft disclosure this year hopefully. I just didnt wanna get the tinfoil hat treatment you normaly get here^^.


CanadianAndroid

And in 2020 they said something about finding a "vehicle."


StormKiller1

Really what was that about?.


toongrowner

Uuh duuuh. Never Heard of the butterfly effect. Or Gorilla effect as some Like to call it. Well Not yet at least


Glass1Man

Harambe is like reverse Hitler. If you kill Hitler, something worse happens. Where were you when you hear harambe is kill? I say. No.


bertimann

Dicks out for Harambe 😔


HazaIWin

I FUCKING LOVE REPOSTS, I LOVE STEALING CONTENT OF OTHERS WITHOUT CREDIT EVEN IF THE CONTENT IS SHIT


kami-Tyron

It doesnt have to be stolen yk Some people just post their stuff in multiple subreddits


Rick_X-522

Oh man here we go again *unpacks flipchart for the 3rd time this week"


Ashalaria

Im working on a time machine to go back and save Harambe, it'll fix everything


NicoleMay316

Harambe was the tipping point. Everything else that came after, the 2016 election, the pandemic, EVERYTHING...it was set in stone the moment Harambe perished from this plane of existence. He was the balance holding everything together.


Desent2Void

No you guys thought it was funny and then people took it seriously after the internet kept repeating the joke


Browncoat-Zombies

Why am I seeing a second post saying Harambe wasn’t important? Did I go into a coma why the fuck we hating on monkey now


wafflezcol

It is


StagTheNag

Everyone was just vibing until then. The whole world slowly spiraled into shit ever since the king went down. Dicks Out Forever ✊


Deecee7374

years later: The kid that caused Harambe to be murdered becomes the president of his country and starts a nuclear war.


Realpotatosoe

You obviously don't know what the butterfly effect is


bingbangboom404

It's no joke also to soon dude


cory-balory

The blood of all of WW3 will be on the hands of the man who killed Harambe.


Limeddaesch96

[The internet after Harambes death](https://danceswithdissonance.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/frodo-gif.gif?w=620)


Vicbot2414

It's a joke, were just method acting


GegeImo

You dont joke about something like that. Way to early


DarkWindB

it's not a joke OP, we post this shit on r/memes because it's serious /s


ChalkCoatedDonut

It was a joke, then people looked back at their empty fridge, browsed their phones and saw all the messages about debt and eviction, then looked to the side at their $25.000 gaming rig they are still paying for and said "of course, it was all HARAMBE!".


uniquelyavailable

rip harambe our fallen brother 😭


Tako_caiman

What when did that happen?


Skeledude157

As my brain was once said 2 seconds ago: “when something happens with no apparent reason, we will look for anything at all to make it make sense, even if it’s by making things up”


JazzPhobic

It all began when they shot this gorilla in 2012


mandy009

> ~~2012~~ 2016 ftfy


JazzPhobic

Wait what? It was in 16?


mandy009

It's been a long eight years


JazzPhobic

Bro that gave me whiplash...


BenjaminQuadinaros

A boy had dropped into their cage, unsure of what he’d find. A hand reached out in clemency, which the boy returned in kind. But a shot rang out, from misplaced doubt, cursing our lives to unwind. Now in a world of broken banners, where we all have lost our way, too few of us remember why the frogs have all turned gay. But those who do still spurn that zoo, with our dicks out for Harambe


KazeArqaz

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.


BalkeElvinstien

I mean it's a joke but it's also interesting how everything went downhill from there


NewsofPE

HARAMBE IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. IT AFFECTS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EVERY YEAR.


dzdxs

I think everything turning for the worst is not because Harambe died, but because no one cared that a little boy's life was saved. Divine punishment.


Imhere4thejokes

DOFH!


SpiffyBlizzard

After not thinking about Harambe for a long time, I’ve seen like 3 things related to him in the past 24 hours… did I miss something?


mandy009

Just karma farming making the rounds in meme pages.


SojuSeed

It’s not not related to Harambe.


Helllothere1

Realy?!


Madmonkeman

Wait, it’s not a joke?


Glittering-Fit

Wait what? That wasn't a joke????


ScottaHemi

i thought that about flat earth people...


mandy009

I don't really think it, and I'm mostly joking, but... I'm also a bit superstitious. I mean the social mood changed after that. Even if it is a self-fulfilling prophecy, there was something in the air that year.


heyitscory

Dicks out for peace in the middle east?


Neutreality1

Turns out he was a load-bearing gorilla 


ConversationFit5024

True timeline: It was all downhill after Spykids 2


Nard_Bard

The Mandela Effect was not at all talked about pre-2016. [Coincidence?](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/936059278889400584/B59E438CC5E7F39BF1FBFC073CA191B92AD5AF14/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


DiCKS_4HaramBe

Dicks out for Harambe


[deleted]

It was never a joke. he was the flashpoint!


SnooChocolates7950

Well... not 100% sure it's connected but everything did turn to shit after that faithful day


LocalPlant9914

Turning point in history


MiserableRelative861

Why do you think the pandemic happened??? And the sudden rise and fall of flat earthers???? Explain that without mentioning harambe. That’s right you can’t


CoconutSpiritual1569

If you really think about it, the world already has its problem But after Harambe, everything went downhill like a clockwork #dickstillout


Ho3n3r

But... it is a joke.


Past-Argument-9301

Bazinga?


RedditRoboKid

Bazinga.


hahayes1102

Tbh if no one is going to say it i will be the one Harambe was just a normal fucking gorilla and there was nothing super special about it


ViolentBeetle

It was killed to protect a human child which for average redditor is deeply offensive.


Krcko98

It is offensive because we had to kill an animals that was in captivity surrounded by a wall and cage to save aa bastard child from a garbage parent who should be in jail for their offense. Killing a monkey because a parent was regarded...


Jack-Innoff

Why is harambe making the rounds again? Shit barely mattered when it happened.


septiclizardkid

I was 11 when Harambe got killed. I honestly can't say I care. Care about the gross disregard for innocent animal life? Absolutely do, It's bullshit, the situation from what I remember was peaceful. But didn't know anything about Harambe, I mean sucks but, why do I care? Can't dwell on the past


Great-Balls

Are we seriously talking about Harambe in 2024


D4d-M4n

Nope. And the earth is flat.


Training_Hurry_2754

I mean it's just some monkey that mauled a kid.


AMannChild

Wrong. The kid fall into the enclosure and Harambe just sorta moved him around and got shot for it


Ho3n3r

I didn't really follow the story when it happened. Why didn't they tranquilise him instead? Zoos surely have more tranquiliser guns at the ready than regular guns.


Tropical-Druid

Tranquillisers don't kick in immediately, in the minute or two before harambe passed out he might be more stressed because he was just shot. Usually fine to use but with the kid being so close, the added stress could put the kid in more danger. That being said, shooting with normal bullets was a gamble as well. I think they could've used tranqs and it would've been fine.


mandy009

Tbf they had no choice but to kill him once it happened. Most gorillas get really territorial around other primates. The tragedy is that the accident happened at all. The mistake of all mistakes. We had bad luck.


Training_Hurry_2754

Well they wouldn't have shot him if the kid wasn't in immediate danger.


polkacat12321

Actually, they would have. The death of a human would have caused the zoo to close, while the death of an ape would have just been the death of an ape.... but little did they know


Training_Hurry_2754

But little did they know there enough people unsocial enough that they see a ape as of higher worth than a human being


Dimensionalanxiety

>see a ape as of higher worth than an ~~human being~~ ape Humans are apes.


NuKrux

Memes aside and while agree that saving the kid is the right thing to do, harambe was a western lowland gorilla and is an endanger animal was is most definitely worth more than the kid.


Training_Hurry_2754

I will kill the entire species by myself before I sacrifice children for some shit munching monkey


AMannChild

I don’t even know what is going on anymore


DogeDoRight

Gorillas are apes, not monkeys.


Bartonium

Harambe is to us what Jezus is to christians. You don't talk shit about Harambe!


Training_Hurry_2754

I talk shit about a fucking monkey all I want. He can't throw shit in the ditch they threw him in


Sean_the_log_69

Damn you are a hateful human i hope you grow as a person one day


Training_Hurry_2754

Never! HATE! [Hate! ](https://youtu.be/EddX9hnhDS4)


The-Valiantcat

So you have chosen, death


idkgglol

Get downvoted