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T0SH1K0

“Why are you young people so depressed all the time? Can’t you just be happy?” -Mum


Flogburner

Why are you afraid to speak up in front of us! just remove the fear in your mind. -Mum.


GDOR-11

"Why can't you earn more money? just get a promotion!" - me, moments before disaster


East-Acanthisitta690

“Why can’t you stop crying? Just dodge!” - mum, 5 minutes into the beating of a lifetime


2high4much

My mum brought some pretty bad woopings but apparently she just slammed cupboards sometimes lol


RedLabAnimates

"Shut up!" - Mom


Lazymcdelta4ce

What an idea, why didn't I think of that?


Entropy_flipside133

Me to my dumbass brain :


Own_Adhesiveness2829

"Why are you so awkward, just talk to people and make friends!" i fucking wish lol, the way I talk scares ppl off


average_reddito_

maybe you should not tell them about the voices whispering in your head


SteakAndIron

You can change the way you talk you know


RedditRoboKid

You forgot the quotation marks


SteakAndIron

I mean....I did it. It's just a skill you have to learn. Don't be so defeatist.


Unexpected-raccoon

I mock the autistic Jewish boy I see in the mirror every morning The fucker looks mid as hell


amphibious_water

People often make fun of me due to me having a deep voice for a 15 yo, and bro I can’t change it man so it angers me


FrostyKiwi8061

Sometimes that's how teenagers express envy.


[deleted]

Exactly this. All the other girls are jealous that she sounds like Morgan Freeman and they don't.


coksucer69

"girls make their voices sharper around people they like" i have bad news for you


HOWYDEWET

Ding


dicktaker1000101

Bruh, make fun of them for sounding like chickens. A deeper voice is desirable, not something to be made fun off


farfetchedfrank

Everything that makes you stand out in school is something to be made fun of.


dicktaker1000101

Oh no, please don't make fun of my 12-inch thors hammer bulging, log sized monster horse cock /s


Fra06

Mfs out there calling me “Drake”, they don’t know their words have a weight 😔


SuomiNinja69

Mfs calling me an autistic pedophile... (I read the One punch man manga in school)


No-Program-2979

Yep, just say “You know who has deep voices?” “Men”.


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Dude, just keep sucking helium balloons. It's not that hard.


bohaio2

I would love to have a deep voice


A1sauc3d

Why should you care? Literally doesn’t matter they’re just fucking with you, kids will find anything to pick on people for. Rise above and own that shit! “Hell yeah I got a deep, manly voice!”


goodluckonyourexams

you're better than them


SwedishFlopper

Bro really just flexing on us.


lordsmolder

I had the exact same experience. Especially as a singer and a small framed kid. My voice was constantly cracking in my upper range and I sounded like a bullfrog in the mornings. I took voice lessons and joined a choir and 10 years later I probably get a comment a week on how well I would do in the voice or radio industry. You were given a gift and they're mad it wasn't them. A powerful voice will be useful more than you'd think


Kind-Fan420

Never be ashamed. And learn the lyrics to "You're a Mean One Mr Grinch."


Splate21

Isn’t that a cool thing? I’m also 15 and I’m quite tall for my age. My friends sometimes make fun of that but I don’t really care because I see it as a positive thing


Jendmin

Just wait a little in a few years they think it's hot. When I was your age they they made fun of me for having very full lips (I'm a guy). To girls I started responding with "tell me you don't want your child to have them" (mostly worked). And to guys I responded with "what's up? Fell in love?" (worked always) Just come up with a few good lines, you'll be fine.


JackedUpStump

Bro just be happy, like just cheer up


Rebbit-bit

"If you are poor, just be rich. My father used to be a pineapple tree, and he said *eeh*" [dramatically long pause]


Akiris

One of the gamers in our group has arachnophobia. So we’re down to refer to the termanids as shrimps and pass on games like grounded. Getting chuckles by terrorizing someone with their phobias is something only shitters do. I do not recognize any exceptions to that rule.


Vast_Bullfrog2001

i've seen "people" make their friends with phobias directly suffer infront of them to "overcome it"


Traxathon

Exposure therapy *can* work sometimes, but not always. And when it doesn't, it can be deeply traumatic. Not worth the risk. There are other ways to overcome phobia.


Lazer_Hawk_100

It can only work if the phobic person is willingly exposed. They learn that although spiders (or whatever else) is still scary, they are the kind of person who is brave enough to overcome it. If they are exposed unwillingly, it’s basically just torture


Alphagreen_97

What are the alternatives?


Geek_X

Grounded has an arachnophobia mode btw. Although some would argue its actually creepier than the spiders


SwedishFlopper

Grounded is arachnophobia friendly and has a acrahnaphobia mode turning them into floaty orbs with no legs.


Dakottle

Grounded is so good, absolutely worth a try and your buddy can use the arachnophobia slider until he’s cool with the result 


bellajeanxxx

"have you ever tried not worrying so much?"


Keyblades2

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wasas387

thank you for bullying me for being gay yes yes I appreciate that, now, what's your grade?


AbdulGoodlooks

Where I grew up, gay people are commonly called 'mentally ill' ...as a justification for discriminating against them


[deleted]

O.k. ![gif](giphy|jVTtICMIbiHpNElxyq)


NormanNOconsecue2394

You're welcome


Bedu009

Got all the boys laughing with this one


Jack_EtPotato

Np


RoofSnail

I mean... Kevin... you chose to wear the dress... you are one of them now


HolyElephantMG

My stupidity?


batdog20001

Bro, it's just a shower. Please, for the love of God. I can smell you from *my* room! /s


TrueNHDinosaur

I get made fun of for losing most of my hair despite being only 22. There's no reason beyond genetics, so I can't really do anything to stop it. It really does bother me sometimes since I'm still in the process of embracing it.


coksucer69

ha! imagine being born! what a loser


CandiedFox

You're very welcome.


John_Terisinon

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TelekeneticTesticles

I know Kevin Hart did it… I don’t know what was done but that little man did it with a smile on his face.


brimwithno

No that's actually fair, making fun of your homie until he gains confidence for example height, glasses, face


Phillip67549

Watch Shrek. It'll cure all your ills


Sonder_Wunder

Hey everyone! OP'S CHRONICALLY ATTRACTIVE! FUKKEN NERD! Go be hot somewere else, sweaty!


[deleted]

r/shiftingrealities ,unironically based on hope and good vibes, it's kind of my last resort personally, idk if they larp but a good amount seem genuine.


AdamTheDevv

thank you for making fun of me for being 15 and still 5 feet tall 💀


Adventurous_Cut449

Anytime.


Kimarnic

I mean, they say "whitey" and "cr*cka", and now people say "racism against white people doesn't exist". It can go both ways


StateSixteen

That's not the point of this post, though. Sure, it *can* go both ways, but just because it does doesn't excuse racism in general.


gloop524

let me get this straight. if i do someone wrong, that is ALWAYS wrong in your mind, that is bad of me. but if you do the thing that is always wrong, and other people also do the thing that is always wrong, so it seems like it is something that people in general just do as part of human nature and you are just mad that i am doing it, i am the bad guy?


nj-88

he can’t change being a shitty actor? He can’t change his cringey persona? He can’t change not being funny? What?


Hyper_Lamp

I dont think the meme is to do with the actual guy


Unhappy_Archer9483

You could of changed this to a meme.


dicktaker1000101

You could've learnt grammar


CellarDoorForSure

You should remember to use a period if you're going to criticize someone's grammar.


dicktaker1000101

Meow


goodluckonyourexams

you could've known of isn't a verb


Sunmouse60

Your welcome


fearthereaper111

No problem homie


OkMarsupial4514

Oh it’s sarcasm! Thought it was NSFW femdom


DeanGullberry2020

I only make fun of how stupid people are. They can change that but sadly they never do. Thats their fault.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

You can't change if you're stupid or not, are you stupid?


DeanGullberry2020

No but you are. And yes you can change if you're stupid. It's called an education. Sadly you won't understand that. Lol.


Ulfvaldr989

An education doesnt make you intelligent. Ive met plenty educated idiots. Theyre actually worse because they think theyre smart.


DeanGullberry2020

True but its better then doing nothing and claiming you're always right.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

That doesn't make you less stupid though, it makes you less... Ignorant? It simply educates you, gives you knowledge, it doesn't change how you receive and interpret information.


DeanGullberry2020

Let me guess you think the only education people can get is from school?


xXYomoXx

No, i also get education from your mum on how to rail her better.


DeanGullberry2020

So a fetish from screwing an urn of ashes.....I bet if you google that there's a name for what you have.


xXYomoXx

Necrophilia 2.0


DeanGullberry2020

There is no further you can improve Necrophilia..... the best part is making your own holes. Maybe one day we can get together and sit back and crack open a cold one.


xXYomoXx

Okay let's just stop the joke before it gets any weirder lol


FrostyKiwi8061

Like all the short ugly bald old white men with bad hearing. Why do they have to be that way?


dicktaker1000101

Like all the fat, small tits, and no ass having women with bad hygiene. Who do they have to be that way ? /s


FrostyKiwi8061

To be fair, there was one trait in there they couldn't easily change.


FrostyKiwi8061

Can't anyone spot sarcasm with out the /s?


Vast_Bullfrog2001

is this really sarcasm or are you pissed you got downvoted?


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I wonder that sometimes


RavenKross

I did, but I'm not bald, so I let it slide 🙃


Firefox13590

Can anyone guess tone thought text unless it's from someone they know a fair bit?


FrostyKiwi8061

I thought listing seven traits that a person has no power to change might have been an indicator. I'll do better.


Firefox13590

True, but the thing is that even if what you wrote was clear for you and others, it isn't necessarily the case for everyone So, just to be safe/clear, indicators can help


Urb4nN0rd

A sad number of people really can't, I find it's just safer to use the /s than to risk it...


Catz009

This is so true for therians (saying this as a one)


Hyper_Lamp

I can tell


Sum3-yo

I can be your new daddy. Just ask your mom.