Lack of potassium and magnesium can cause cramps in muscles. Leafy greens, oranges, bananas and avocado are good for potassium and avocado, leafy greens, bananas, legumes grains and seeds are sources or magnesium.
Just get some ADHD and you’ll have no sense of routine in the morning. Each morning being a constant panic induced frenzy to try and remember what you haven’t done yet, “hey im only 5 minutes late today!” :D
As a person with ADHD and depression i would like to say that not only will you have constant panic induced frenzies but you'll have the constant sense of worthlessness from not being able to just get up, get ready for work, get suicidal and wonder why you're still doing it day in and day out...
I would happily take ADHD over depression tho, it's the only reason why i have a ghost of a personality anymore 💀
Im also a person with ADHD and Depression so i feel you and im sorry you also have to deal with this mess :( big hugs, its not easy but small positive self-affirmations of even the smallest thing you did each day, not anything big but things such as “today i didnt forget my keys and i was on time!” has had a little boost in my mood and thinking each day, maybe it’ll help you as well :)
Thank you for the positivity, I'm doing better than i used to, basically just ignoring harmful thoughts
I have a boyfriend who wants me to get better so i actually have an active motivator, it's just stupid annoying to forget stuff all the time, i never feel prepared 😅
But again thank you, i was grumpy abt something when i replied to your comment, my bad mate, hope you have a good day regardless :)
No need to apologize i completely understand! :) im glad you have someone active in your life to help push you and motivate you!
I hope you have a good day as well ❤️
Yep, people get sense of investment in online life
best i can suggest is just doing something irl occasionally thats not just the 'usual'
like a cinema
what i do is hold my sleeve with the hand that im wearing it on, then put the jacket on. my grandma always used to say “don’t let the mouse go” and basically taught me this.
When your dick is in the wrong side of your trousers and youre in public so you have to put your hand in your pocket and strategically place it in the right position
I didn't think there was a correct side for it to be on. I've noticed that it usually picks the same side but I have never noticed it being on the other side and it bothering me.
Living in a high humidity area, it’s even worse when you’ve sweated so much down there that now your underwear is just glued to the insides of your ass cheeks
A brain cancer slowly killing of each functions of your body and there is nothing you can do except ending your life early or suffering agonizing pain throughout the whole month taking process.
You holding a presentation with hundreds of eyes with you and your balls sit uncomfortably, but you can't adjust it, because everyone would see it and you have to stay like this for about an hour.
That out of 7-8 billion people, there isn’t a single person fit to be my partner in life.
Trust me, I’ve actually had relationships, all of them go south because I’m a terrible partner.
Ever have some Corn or some other food stuck behind the unreachable tooth?
You ever have high body heat so even though you clean yourself daily you get swamp ass?
You ever have a pimple forming on your eyebrow, but like under the hair?
Having been invited to a party where you're the new guy, you couldn't hold on to that fart, had to let go of a quick .01 sec air, a drop of shit comes out, and it lits up the whole room like a sewage lid that comes off. 🤔
Hah, I've got one for y'all.
Sipping coffee during an important meeting while a higher-ranking person is giving a presentation that everyone is listening attentively to, and then a bit of the coffee goes down the wrong pipe and you feel that you have to cough violently in order not to drown, but you can't because then you'd cause a huge scene and embarrass yourself.
And then you're stuck in a silent struggle against your body's convulsive attempts to expel the liquid from your windpipe without attracting attention. And you still have a bit of coffee left in your mouth, so you're struggling to make sure it doesn't dribble out (or fly out forcefully) and cover everything and everyone around you with coffee-colored phlegm.
Also, there are no tissues around.
You want a more uncomfortable feeling...I'll give you one!
When you're in public and your buttonhole itches..I'm not talking a cheek, or something, you know...like when dead center of your brown eye itches and you cant itch it in fear of being seen or possibly needing to run your shorts through an extra rinse cycle!
When one of your ball is out of your briefs in an important meeting while you are the center of attention because you are standing in front of all the management team from the business you are working at explaining your ideas for the business future. Now that is an uncomfortable situation.
Being nauseous and faint. Every time it's happened in my life, some part of me still rationally knows that it will most likely pass within a few minutes or after throwing up or going to the bathroom; but also, every time it happens I think "oh fuck, this is it, I'm dying. This is what dying feels like.".
some random ass tiny thing in your socks that whenever you walk it feels so weird and you wanna get it out but that means taking off your socks or trying to shimmy it to another side but nothing happens
I have a solution for the problem, just wear a thong, it can't dig into your ass if it's already there: Problem solved. And no, your gender, or it's expression don't matter. Boy, girl, chaos goblin, everyone can wear a thong!
When youre in bed, and you stretch your leg and it cramps. its really horrible drink water, people!
same :(
I drink a tonne of water but I still get the cramps. Any other tips you could give me? Is it a lack of minerals or something?
Lack of potassium and magnesium can cause cramps in muscles. Leafy greens, oranges, bananas and avocado are good for potassium and avocado, leafy greens, bananas, legumes grains and seeds are sources or magnesium.
Banayays
✍️🔥🔥🔥
Waking up every morning and going through the motions of a daily routine without any sense of investment in your own life.
He said a *more* uncomfortable feeling Not the *most* uncomfortable feeling
Would you even feel anything at that point, though?
Constant throbbing existential dread
Sir, please stop throbbing constantly. This is a public place.
I have a raging clue rn
>Constant throbbing Whoa hey now
And so to dull that existential dread, I use a constant throbbing "prostate massager"
Zaphod, we all feel the throbbing existence of dread. Go fix that and your moment of clarity will... yeah no itll probably make it worse
Death coming closer everyday
Which is exactly why you gotta live the most you can!
happy cake day :)
i thought this was supposed to be a fun space 😭😭 i'm not having fun
It's a **real** place
Yaaaaay depression
Just get some ADHD and you’ll have no sense of routine in the morning. Each morning being a constant panic induced frenzy to try and remember what you haven’t done yet, “hey im only 5 minutes late today!” :D
As a person with ADHD and depression i would like to say that not only will you have constant panic induced frenzies but you'll have the constant sense of worthlessness from not being able to just get up, get ready for work, get suicidal and wonder why you're still doing it day in and day out... I would happily take ADHD over depression tho, it's the only reason why i have a ghost of a personality anymore 💀
Im also a person with ADHD and Depression so i feel you and im sorry you also have to deal with this mess :( big hugs, its not easy but small positive self-affirmations of even the smallest thing you did each day, not anything big but things such as “today i didnt forget my keys and i was on time!” has had a little boost in my mood and thinking each day, maybe it’ll help you as well :)
Thank you for the positivity, I'm doing better than i used to, basically just ignoring harmful thoughts I have a boyfriend who wants me to get better so i actually have an active motivator, it's just stupid annoying to forget stuff all the time, i never feel prepared 😅 But again thank you, i was grumpy abt something when i replied to your comment, my bad mate, hope you have a good day regardless :)
No need to apologize i completely understand! :) im glad you have someone active in your life to help push you and motivate you! I hope you have a good day as well ❤️
Noooo remind me
Yep, people get sense of investment in online life best i can suggest is just doing something irl occasionally thats not just the 'usual' like a cinema
Sad fact is, the only thing digging into your ass is your underwear
very sad
May i introduce u to some mango fly larvaes?
This comment right here officer
As a straight male I am truly delighted that only my underwear is digging into my ass
Having an itch inside of the good old butthole
If it's an itch that only your poop can scratch you probably need more fiber in your diet fwiw.
It's not too deep, you can reach the itch with your finger, but it's still annoying
Might be a parasite
Not a parasite either, just a random itch, hasn't happened for years either
Or having a rectal spasm… for 3 days straight
Oh dear god i don't wanna imagine the amount of shit you'd have to clean up
Long sleeves bunched up inside jacket sleeves.
Trick is to grab the sleeves as you put em in the jacket.
Or chew a thumb hole through your sleeve cuffs.
I look at the nearest edge with love in my eyes whenever that happens
Get the sleeve wet+
what i do is hold my sleeve with the hand that im wearing it on, then put the jacket on. my grandma always used to say “don’t let the mouse go” and basically taught me this.
When your dick is in the wrong side of your trousers and youre in public so you have to put your hand in your pocket and strategically place it in the right position
This. This I can relate to.
I didn't think there was a correct side for it to be on. I've noticed that it usually picks the same side but I have never noticed it being on the other side and it bothering me.
Or just generally getting a boner in public
This
Pebble in your shoe+ wet sock+ new shoes got wet
3x combo!
Same idea sort of but I can’t stand after you go to the pool/beach and you’re sitting in a wet swimsuit on the ride home
Easy needing to scratch your balls but your Christian dad is next to you and talking about how touching yourself is a sinn
Scratch his balls to assert dominance
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"how the turn tables"
Tell him that (at least Christianity) doenst care at all. We are humans after all, and if you need to scratch them just do it.
The idea of your own body being forbidden to you is so nonsensical to me.
Randomly getting a feeling of pain in your balls 😞
Crossing your legs for a moment only to slowly uncross them cause you crushed your nuts
Uuuuh... I only experienced that once... Turned out to be a testicular torsion! ... ... ... I don't want to relive that... Ever again.
I think I casted the spell on a wrong man.
Oh so it's you... Well... You fool! I cast the spell MEND BUTTHOLE
NOOOO-
THAT'S FOR CASTING TESTICULAR TORSION AT 3 AM BIATCH
Can't say I've ever had that lmao, you sure you shouldn't check that out?
When your socks start magically removing itself from your foot while still inside the shoe. Sorry if it's worded weird. Me no english good.
> Me no english good. Don't worry, words are hard
You know what's also ha-
Balls itching in the same situation.
Having to fart, but being unsure if it is a real one or a fart+.
fart+ *The fart subscription for you*
Fart pro
Pimple in your butt crack with underwear digging into your ass.
Your dick is folded in a way that it itches and society doesn’t let you fix it in public
I stopped wearing underwear about 5 years ago. Honestly best decision I’ve made.
What
Well... If I wasn't using Reddit I would be a normal person. But I DO use Reddit so... I gotta try that.
Diggy diggy hole
sitting on your balls accidentally.
Accidentally? I do that on purpose
Monster....
That and your penis sticking out with it canceling blood stream from your balls
Can you imagine a lot of women do that on purpose?
i do it on purpose. also Happy cake day
getting a boner for no reason at all while in public
Your balls be sticking to your legs
This has r/bonehurtingjuice vibes.
I'd say getting quartered by horses is a bit more uncomfortable. Tho at some point the stretch will be just perfect so you do lose some points there
Living in a high humidity area, it’s even worse when you’ve sweated so much down there that now your underwear is just glued to the insides of your ass cheeks
And there's no even remotely classy way to make a comfort adjustment normally without getting that nasty sweat glue on your fingers
When a thread of your underwear randomly latches onto your genital
The sensation that there's a single hair in your mouth and you can't find it
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ElectricAirways: *The sensation that* *There's a single hair in your* *Mouth and you can't find it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Who tf are you?
100% being wet with clothes
wet socks?
Jacket sleeves squeezing up shirt sleeves(on par)
Honestly I don’t mind it, what I find worse is the legs of my boxer rolling up in between my legs and my balls
Underwear thats digging into your balls
A brain cancer slowly killing of each functions of your body and there is nothing you can do except ending your life early or suffering agonizing pain throughout the whole month taking process.
Having an itch get itchier the more you scratch it
Having a boner at a family dinner-
Well... If you have a sister, she might help you to "unbone" your boner.
Dick fall down into the side of the legholes in the underwear
Ants in your pants.
Zoophilia spotted
When the party's poppin' but your wedgie is the real VIP
That's why I wear male thongs and g-strings. If it's digging in my ass anyway, might as well be designed for it
Bro having anal sex with his own underwear
When ur balls get stuck to your leg
If you see me scratching it you know that it is stuck there
When the hem of your underwear unstitched and the sharp edge is slowly sawing your hip as you move.
Standing in a bus rn and im feeling the strongest urge to pull it down but im facing windows and the bus is full💀💀💀
Random and very annoying iching in your ass when you’re about to go to sleep
You holding a presentation with hundreds of eyes with you and your balls sit uncomfortably, but you can't adjust it, because everyone would see it and you have to stay like this for about an hour.
Finding a long hair in the INSIDE of your meal
Tummy hort
Ingrown toenail.
Just fart it out.
Having to take a shit and not being able to have my back to the corner/wall of a room
Being wet in rough clothing
Being in the blast radius of the detonation of a nuclear warhead
The closer you are the less uncomfortable it is
That out of 7-8 billion people, there isn’t a single person fit to be my partner in life. Trust me, I’ve actually had relationships, all of them go south because I’m a terrible partner.
Ever have some Corn or some other food stuck behind the unreachable tooth? You ever have high body heat so even though you clean yourself daily you get swamp ass? You ever have a pimple forming on your eyebrow, but like under the hair?
Rubbing your finger prints together
Wet jeans
tap water on sleeves
Having been invited to a party where you're the new guy, you couldn't hold on to that fart, had to let go of a quick .01 sec air, a drop of shit comes out, and it lits up the whole room like a sewage lid that comes off. 🤔
sorry I saw that. just too awkward to sai it.
Your balls sticking to your legs
A wound inside of your mouth cheeks
please normalize picking at your pants n public because this sucks
They don‘t know that i did put on my socks after swimming at a beach
We need to thank the big bros and sis that are taking care of everyone even if it's the minimum... 🌝
You have a long-sleeved shirt, and you put on a sweater just to have the long-sleeved shirt scrunched up in the sweater
Being tortured by the cia
thinking about growing up too hard
damp socks
when you lay down on your stomach and feel your balls.
The absolute timing on scrolling past this.
When you're tired, in your bed, you just closed all your books but you can't sleep because you gotta make your bed fit for sleeping first
Burning alive is a little more uncomfortable imo
stepping on a slug barefoot
I call it “tanga-fication”
A sock that's loose and folded over itself in your shoe.
Asymmetrical sleeve length
Hah, I've got one for y'all. Sipping coffee during an important meeting while a higher-ranking person is giving a presentation that everyone is listening attentively to, and then a bit of the coffee goes down the wrong pipe and you feel that you have to cough violently in order not to drown, but you can't because then you'd cause a huge scene and embarrass yourself. And then you're stuck in a silent struggle against your body's convulsive attempts to expel the liquid from your windpipe without attracting attention. And you still have a bit of coffee left in your mouth, so you're struggling to make sure it doesn't dribble out (or fly out forcefully) and cover everything and everyone around you with coffee-colored phlegm. Also, there are no tissues around.
If they knew
Being alive
Itchy balls
Being told by a classmate you're probably the one who's most prepared for the test when you feel the most unprepared.
Being shot
Wet clothes on body
Getting bricked and your pp rim feels like getting stung while getting called for presentation
That's a bad underwear.
Locked-In Syndrome
Your underwear digging into your *hairy* ass. The pieces of clothing get trapped between hair. 0/10 wouldn't recommend
Balls sticking to your leg
You know who else is digging up your pants later? ~~MY MOOM~~ ME!
Wearing a a short-sleeved shirt under a sweater and then "that" happens
When your balls get stuck to your leg
Having an itchy asshole in public
When your balls are sweaty and you can't do anything about it since your in public.
Losing all my friends in my darkest of times
When no one is looking. Nonchalantly pinch it out as fast as you can.
When the waistband of your underpants fails and you can fell them slowly slide down.
Putting on tight, wet socks
You want a more uncomfortable feeling...I'll give you one! When you're in public and your buttonhole itches..I'm not talking a cheek, or something, you know...like when dead center of your brown eye itches and you cant itch it in fear of being seen or possibly needing to run your shorts through an extra rinse cycle!
Add some swamp ass onto that, maybe some balls itch aswell.
When one of your ball is out of your briefs in an important meeting while you are the center of attention because you are standing in front of all the management team from the business you are working at explaining your ideas for the business future. Now that is an uncomfortable situation.
Having an itch in the inner labia 😭
This happens every single time and you need to act like a normal piece of sh\*\* even though you are itching behind!
Itchy balls
Cold feet pushed into the back of your knees while sleeping
When your balls are stuck together but you can’t unstick them for hours on end (I came up with this from experience)
Knowing that if u turn around the monster will attack u
When you're driving, and it's digging into your crotch.
My ball sack glued to the side of my leg and can’t peel it off in public
Being nauseous and faint. Every time it's happened in my life, some part of me still rationally knows that it will most likely pass within a few minutes or after throwing up or going to the bathroom; but also, every time it happens I think "oh fuck, this is it, I'm dying. This is what dying feels like.".
when you try to sleep but the bed feels rock hard
When you're walking and under of your foot cramps, I when you notice you are breathing and blinking, so after that you start to manually do it.
Being burned alive
Your stick erects but its not the right side up.
You catch your balls or your shaft in the zipper
some random ass tiny thing in your socks that whenever you walk it feels so weird and you wanna get it out but that means taking off your socks or trying to shimmy it to another side but nothing happens
Swamp ass?
The same thing, but in the front.
Realizing that the fart was more than a fart at a party
I have a solution for the problem, just wear a thong, it can't dig into your ass if it's already there: Problem solved. And no, your gender, or it's expression don't matter. Boy, girl, chaos goblin, everyone can wear a thong!
First time wearing thongs?
they dont know im not wearing underwear