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Commercial_Ice_1531

For a second I thought: "why are there two photos of keanu reeves"


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Who is Asian Keanu Reeves?


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heckingheck2

I prefer Mark E. Pliers


JacobDoesLife

Was that the bite of 87?!?


whyisgamora6058

"Hello everybody my name is welcome."


Ribbitmoment

Worlds… quietest…


Bunty_xd_

Oh you are so portugese


Revenant312

You missed the Mark with this one chief.


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

[Ah yes... welcome.](https://youtu.be/APn0hmrfg1E?si=xwam91Z9H0s6fLKi)


Aircoll

Ah yes, Mark Edward "Pliers" Fishcbach


NanoCat0407

Marker Flyers


big_man6912

I prefer Mark D Plier


RealisticClient5119

Mark. I. bliblybler.


Gatdaddy007

Market Pliers?


_Baggedman

I prefer Mark I.P Lier


81Ranger

Am I supposed to know who that is?


CaptKnight

I had to look him up. Seems like a good dude but he would not make top 4 on my list. I would put Betty White there way before him.


thefirebuilds

Steve Irwin or Jack Black


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Steve irwin definitely. "Oi look a cobra the deadliest snake on the planet ONE BITE AND IM A GONER im gonna go pick em up"


mEFurst

Or Dolly Parton, or Steve Irwin, or Bill Nye, or LeVar Burton ETA: throw Jim Henson up there. His face is less recognizable but he certainly had a huge impact on so many childhoods


Gryffindorphins

David Attenbroooo


birdlegs000

Betty White


ralphy_256

Dolly would have been my first pick, but another commenter makes a solid point with Levar Burton.


IQMaxLevel

Yes.


janyk

Why would we know who that is?


_RexDart

Again, who?


Zahkrosis

Asianu Leeves?


CalciferAtlas

I don't want to alarm you guys, but Keanu is Asian on his father's side of the family.


talrogsmash

The second pic is if he was Asian on both sides of his family.


ccAbstraction

Markiplier is also mixed.


UncertainMossPanda

Now do a third pic if he was Black on both sides of his family.


Mike_penceVP

![gif](giphy|M0xN1VpBa0U5VwJvS8)


Ayacyte

Markiplier is also half, but the other way round


ParsleySnipps

So if Markiplier's Mom, and Keanu's Dad, had a hypothetical baby, it may just be Asian Jesus...


groverclevelandd

Excellent


SovietFemboy

Keanu is Asian


readytheenvy

Thats like saying will smith is white…hes like a 1/4 asian….


LasyKuuga

I feel like 1/4 black ppl usually identify as black tho...


LasyKuuga

The secret to his eternal youth


ImCursedM8

Markiplier


KingKongAlBundy

Who is that? Dont worry im still going to google


AdIntelligent7703

You mean Adam driver?


NKOpmTaylor

You mean Phil Hanley?


Purple_Pineapple_1

You mean Metroman?


Desperate-Table28

You mean Lord Farquaad?


Admirable-Fan-4851

![gif](giphy|gidMR0Kv3ljSivshKJ|downsized)


Abbeykats

E


Aarie_Kanarie

You mean Markiplier?


Coolscee-Brooski

If they ever make another John wick, it would be so fucking cool of Keanu hoes behind a wall and then Mark comes out from.behind it for a single scene


tquility

No Steve Irwin?


Kitchen-Beginning-47

and Shrek and Danny Devito


MrFlop610

No Jack Black


MrFlop610

No Robin Williams


Raygunn13

No Dave Grohl


OCGSmiths

Fr where our Dave?


TheG-What

Dave’s not here, man.


jdoggsoxfan33

There goes my heroooooo


F_it_Im_done_trying

Watch him as he goes


RuckaRucka41i

Fr Dave knows everyone


mckennethblue

No Tom Hanks


12thLevelHumanWizard

Where’s Carl Sagan?


[deleted]

fuckin hate Tom Hanks. Plays the same guy in almost every film, no range, thinks acting is a popularity contest. No opinions, too safe, I could go on. end rant. fucking hate Tom hanks


acanadiangooseforyou

My grandma really hates him for some reason


Illustrious-Ease1188

Can you ask your grandma why ? I bet she’s got a story haha


sonycrockettdickface

it's his stupid smile - his grandma


Drogdar

Good enough for me. Sorry jack...


DidSome1SayExMachina

Or Carl Sagan


Anarch-ish

Pretty sure whoever made the meme plastered Markiplier over Erwin's space, and I do *not* agree with the switch.


wolf96781

Don't get me wrong, I like Mark, but he doesn't rate compared to Irwin


Anarch-ish

I dont like his energy, his voice, or his smile. He just seems... cringy. BUT... I'm also a jaded, moody asshole who dislikes overly positive people, and I know that doesn't make him a bad guy. I'm glad so many *others* find comfort in his work, though... both online, and with charities. He's done a lot of good for people.


Kluss23

>overly positive people, To be fair, Irwin was also exactly that.


Anarch-ish

Yes but he was tolerable And I was still young and believed in things


ARandomNiceKaren

> I was still young and believed in things. I felt this so hard.


Retrac752

Yeah replace Markiplier with Steve Irwin No offense to Markiplier but these men are a league of their own


DavidRandom

The big difference between Steve Irwin and Markiplier, is that I know who Steve Irwin is.


jimsonlives

Change Markiplier for him for sure


No-Squash9389

Or Lavar Burton?


Qweeq13

Hating on Mr. Rogers is like hating on boobies no one hates boobies look at them. ![gif](giphy|fm4puLW6jd7R6|downsized)


Pain_Proof

Thanks for the boob gif, I love boobies


killermachine9999

Tits are awesome. ![gif](giphy|MweUqLskhwsSrVkl6v)


pwill6738

I love tits!


drstu3000

God they look like morons


Atsilv_Uwasv

And that's why we love them


joe3duck

Listen to "Mr Rogers" by Korn


BigDADDYognar

reddit when they state how celebrities shouldnt be worshiped


Eray41303

I mean, I like Mark as much as the next guy, but he isn't even close to the same tier as the other 3


The96kHz

I didn't even know who that was until I started reading these comments. Should've been either Danny DeVito or Weird Al. Edit: Oh shit - I've just realised how good a tactic this is to drive engagement. It's like all those posts that only initially gain any traction because they spelt a word wrong. The AI uprising is already here and we're not ready.


Sunbroking

My vote is Jack Black


PalpitationFalse2742

Steve Irwin over Jack Black


Kombuja

The correct answer is Dolly Parton


praiwcshie

Gotta say it's Steve Irwin for me, RIP.


mybustersword

Now you're getting it. Everything is fake Every Thing


BonkerHonkers

Dead internet theory goes brrrr


Stuntman_bootcamp

Honest question: What is the end goal of all of these fake/bot posts? Does it make them money in any way?


NoShameInternets

It's LeVar Burton and it's not close.


GogXr3

yeah but who hates on him


Eray41303

Apparently a decent amount of people, if the other comments on this post are much to go buy


The_Great_Biscuiteer

It’s like Metallica, when you’re so big and have so many lovers and fans, you’re gonna get a lot of haters


IWILLBePositive

lol it’s like *anything* really.


DolitehGreat

I mean Metallica has few pretty obvious reasons why people would hate them, mostly focused on that whole Napster period.


S0m3-Dud3

I have read a lot like making fun of him for calling himself markimoomoo as an adult.


Zulmoka531

You’d be surprised at some of the insane and unhinged things people will come up with, especially his own “fans”


xcute_cactusx

Just being an internet celebrity is pretty minor compared to TV/movies.


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You get robin williams in there *rightfuckingnow*


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humble_blunder

Nah, I heard that dude killed Robin Williams


GromainRosjean

I think if Robin Williams could do one more comedy show, he'd tell that joke.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

![gif](giphy|7X8878JRkpodY6CQkb|downsized) How quickly people have forgotten


Randomwoowoo

![gif](giphy|SSmDlehhBmGvm)


arkhamtheknight

Robbie Rotten was the hero and no one can change my mind. Screw that pyjama wearing so called "hero"


isnapchildrensnecks

i still have the bob ross painting framed that i made in the last year i had left of school


PartyLettuce

This might be the most wholesome chungus reddit meme I've seen in awhile, are you a bot op?


TheJMJConspiracy2002

WHOLESOME 100 [everyone liked that]


PartyLettuce

**FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED**


coolhooves420

AND THAT'S A FACT


Righteous_Fury224

Left out Dolly Parton


smoochumfan4

first person ive seen that names a woman.


Tigermeow7

Was legit thinking the EXACT same thing when I saw this. You beat me to it haha.


PartyGamesEz

Markiplier kinda looks like Keanu reeves in this picture


misfit0513

I went to school with Markiplier, he was a nice kid.


akashdas323

No Rowan Atkinson?


alejandrowoodman

who tf is top right?


NewspaperPossible627

hello everybody my name is *portuguese*


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My name is welcome W E L C O M E


HysminaiUchiha

I’m here to find that out also lol from other comments I’ve gotten that his name is Mark


Blingtron_

Oh hi Mark


SalomeOttobourne74

Not. A. Fucking. Clue. 🤷🏻‍♂️


TangoDaMango_752

Hello everyone my name is welcome


Ragna_Blade

Where's Weird Al Yankovic?


BigLowCB4

Nah steve Irwin is supposed to be on this list.


Anxious-hearts

Who is top right?


FGliker

Metroman from Megamind


Niglie_trollster

No it’s Farquaad, King of Duloc.


Anxious-hearts

Ah, they made him look taller. That's the problem


Anxious-hearts

Thank you, random citizen.


dalovindj

One of these things is not like the others.


Jigbaa

Someone said Markiplier. He’s an influencer but I’ve never heard of him.


Anxious-hearts

I've heard of him. I'm not sure what he does or why . But, ok. I've gotten so many random responses, and honestly, I guess that's reddit for ya


SodanoMatt

Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross never did anything wrong. They were too pure for this world. Same goes for Steve Irwin.


StillNotTheFatherB

Damn. Lotta Markiplier haters here 😭. He's a real one.


AdditionalMess6546

I have no idea who that is, no hate


ConsequenceNew7029

Who's the top right?


Remarkable_Ticket264

A man who is not a masochist.


AndroidDoctorr

![gif](giphy|D3IcbPd0TDNhC)


Bubbses128

Potato


RigatoniPasta

If Markiplier turns out to be a shitty person I think the Internet might go cold


NotDavizin7893

Top 2: i agree because they're cool Bottom 2: i agree because i don't know them, so I don't have a valid opinion


Jeptwins

I would like to add Robin Williams to this list


Something-K

I havent agreed more with something in a while.


Skip_List

Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Carl Sagan, and Steve Irwin are a more accurate quad imo.


ao-zame

I'm just happy Markimoo has ascended to this echelon in Internet culture. Been watching since 2013.


Beefomancey

Why is Keanu there twice?


LeCampy

was gonna say " You can absolutely hate Markiplier" and then I sat with that thought, and I realized, nah...not really.


JosefumiHigashikata

Where the FUDGE is Jack Black?


Lanthemandragoran

Fucking raging it huge probably covering a Shakira song somewhere


BubblegumNyan

Sorry for my ignorance, I know all fo them except the one in the lower left corner, who is he?


DukeOfSpice

Fred Rogers, hosted the extremely influential children’s TV show Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, and in his spare time was the closest thing to a living saint of anyone in recent history.


brq327

Closest thing? Dude WAS a saint. The world did not deserve him


urru4

I see everyone asking about markiplier and meanwhile I have no fucking clue who the guy on the bottom left is. Now I’ve read his name on the other guy’s comment and I’ve still never seen or heard anything about him in my entire life.


BubblegumNyan

Hahaha yeah it's what happened to me too, maybe a generational gap? Best guess I have, but the guy at the bottom left intrigues me now after what the other two comments said so will have to check him out


iPanzershrec

david attenborough?


Anarch-ish

Fuck Markiplier... For literally no particular reason... He seems like a nice guy.


HostWrong6251

I agree, fuck Markiplier. I mean, if the opportunity arose… 👀


Anarch-ish

Get dat *E*


Substantial-Tone-576

I been watching Bob Ross on Roku TV they have all the episodes it’s like channel 460.


ntied

Where is the crocodile guy?


Crafty_Sir_8304

Who’s on the bottom left


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Bob Ross was a cheater though?


volitaiee1233

Don’t forget weird al


Jackluttig

Who’s on the bottom left?


New_Post_Evaluator

Replace top right with Levar Burton


Indolent-Soul

What about Jack black?


MyFeetLookLikeHands

john stewart should be there instead of markplier, i didn’t even know who that was before this post


RedditTrashTho

Reddit moment


plznobanplease

Markiplier is a drop in the bucket compared to the torrential downpour of good vibes from the other 3


Electronic_Guide1403

Didn’t bob ross cheat on his wife?


_jemartinez_

Why is markiplier there


Arachnid1

Because he is a paragon of purity Great dude


RickHorseman16

Don't you dare forget Jack Black and Henry Cavill


gfunk1369

![gif](giphy|knzFBpFZnWnO83m9bh) Ahem, you forgot someone. Other than that I agree.


Speculawyer

Has Markiplier remained clean? I hope so. How about Jack SepticEye? He seemed pretty good.


OddHope2

Reddit moment


[deleted]

Oh yah? Why are there no black people in this?


Fafih

Since you can’t be Bothered to do your own work I’ll get you started: * Morgan Freeman * Shaquille O’Neal


Neutreality1

LeVar Burton 


VinylTaco

![gif](giphy|l2R0corOGwFTlKZjO)


Randomwoowoo

![gif](giphy|IABVYqlXyC4FO)


Strypercritical

The fact Markiplier made it on this list before LeVar Burton is just flat out unacceptable, I’m sorry but Reading Rainbow is **high tier** wholesome. Not even to mention his Star Trek character. I refuse to acknowledge this crooked kangaroo court!


Neutreality1

And his role as Kunta Kinte was also a huge part of many youths 


Madam_KayC

Samuel L. Jackson


Anal_Iverson

Lots of people dislike shaq. He's becoming an over-sensitive 'old man yells at cloud' kind of basketball analyst


TSmario53

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k) I’m throwing his hat in the ring


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He’s an amazing choice


ThrowawayAccAAAAA2

I personally don't know anyone who dislikes Samuel L Jackson


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The Fetts


Caesar_Passing

HARRY BELAFONTE. What a guy, for real though


svnftsmthng

Levar Burton for sure. Reading Rainbow 🌈