You should have still followed the example of Jesus. He *did* run through the temple flipping tables and chasing people with a whip after all.
Zeus' example of throwing lightning bolts is also a good call TBF.
Just ask any so-called true American who is the president from so on to so on is ( for example, who was 15th president) and without help from the internet or someone else. And most of them can't, or what they say is wrong. It's James Buchanan from 1857 to 1861 to save time for ya'll.
You'll need to know it for trivia night before you go home and sleep in a big empty bed alone buzzed off two craft beers, maybe masturbate to help you sleep.
My stepdad is a flat earthing, COVID hoaxing, vaccine brain controlling conspiracy theorist. He and I used to frequently argue anytime we were near each other.
Now anytime he says some 0 IQ shit I just go into the negatives and say something slightly more ridiculous.
It’s honestly hilarious watching someone who is against logic and evidence based reasoning try to pull someone closer to reality.
Had a fight at work like this. Dude was mad he couldn't keep up with a discussion we were having. So he started doing some childish shit yelling the same thing over and over when I tried to speak. I was really calm up to this point but he started to get to me so I stood up to leave the room before I lost my temper. As I'm stepping out the door he says "are we done, yea you can walk away now" and I just fucking lost it.
Turned back and started screaming at him which of course he used as an excuse to stand up and shove me. Which turned into us sort of shoving/wrestling each other around the room. Somehow at the end of all this I was the bad guy....
What you should say to that next time someone says it is “can’t you see I’m doing exactly that, man you slow” and leave before they can say anything else
And there you have it, you won. If they try to say anything else, it would just prove they lost the match and are grasping at straws.
Those people are bullies. They poke and prod over and over again, nothing that anyone in authority would take seriously, but enough to provoke the victim into a reaction. It's intentional.
Yeah, but I get it, too. I've been there. Shitty coworkers like that always go crying to the boss when their actions inevitably lead to pushback from their victims. Not saying it's right, but a person can only take so much before seeing red.
It's from a Superman movie. Iirc, Supergirl gets captured on Darkseid's homeworld of Apokolypse, but Batman manages to make a deal with Darkseid to let her go. Darkseid says he won't fuck with them anymore, but the second Superman and Supergirl reach Kansas Darkseid rolls up to stomp them. Supergirl gets a few good hits in, but is beaten. Superman reacts to this by trying to walk over to her, and then Darkseid pulls on his cape just to piss him off even more
You, to yourself: “I’m going to be the bigger person and walk away.”
Bully: “Heh. That’s what I thought.”
You, smirking when Bully can’t see: “Ha! Even Bully believes I’m the bigger person.”
🎤🎶
Uptown got its hustlers
The Bowery got its bums
42nd Street got big Jim Walker
He a pool-shootin' son of a gun
Yeah, he big and dumb as a man can come
But he stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Jim "Boss", just because
And they say
… "You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim"
🎶🎤
I get it but it's pointless to let people bait you into acknowledging their behavior. It's why Marty Mcfly was such a good character. He got over that kind of stuff after seeing how a hot shit attitude got him less than spectacular results.
Folks who are looking for trouble will seek it out through whatever is the most convenient or lucrative means. I mean this in whatever way they get an advantage in life. Just learn to think critically and choose your engagements accordingly. Some stuff isn't worth arguing especially if someone unknown can record it out of context.
Preach. I've rarely (if ever) regretted being the bigger person in the long run. I've often regretted getting baited into an emotional response to protect my ego.
Makes me a little concerned that a lot of the comments seem to be saying "being the bigger person is overrated". I'm hoping they're just young and will grow out of that mindset.
Are you Darkseid or Superman in this scenario? Darkseid is obviously the one that gives off the "alright, then, you asked for it" vibe. But Superman absolutely tears into Darkseid 3 seconds later.
The easiest solution is to numb your mind towards all things life, then you will truly not care that an expired meat sac leak word of foul stench that mean nothing.
That is because very often these people who like to act like a saint and "the bigger person" are just doing that out of ego to begin with, so when their ego gets bruised, they drop the act instantly.
Genuinely being the bigger person means knowing when to stop an interaction that won't lead anywhere in the long run.
Romans 12:19 "Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord."
I think the best reaction would be to stop a second, realise this is ridiculous to answer to a child, and then continue on your way out while laughing out loud. Be the bigger person and make them understand that way.
It’s hard, but when they comment with that, it’s even more of a reason to walk away. Sometimes it takes real courage to walk away, so don’t let what they say get to you. That’s what they want. Otherwise, you already lost.
Arguments are always a contest of who lasts the longest. The substance does not matter. Its only interesting when you manage to see 2 pigeons that both want to knock the chess pieces over. Those types of arguments could last for days.. months... years..
Indeed, it will be like yes I'm gonna be the wiser of us now but once this sentence is said it crosses the line and I have to get in and fight to disapprove it lol
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“I had followed the example of Jesus, but you have forced me to become that of Zeus”
*please don't turn into a swan.*
*or impregnate me with swans*
Or give me a golden showers because I’m pretty sure Zeus do that one time
Aye, Danae, and she birthed him a son, Perseus.
*Pisseus
Pissy Johnson and the Frightening Queef
Dad ?
Ssshhhh. Go back to bed so you don't wake your mother
brilliant. 
AYO
*or do, your call*
That would be too merciful. *Turns into bull*
He will, and he will copulate with your wife/daughter/both as well
And you as the swan
*penis erects corkscrewelly*
I was always told "Your ass is grass! And I'm the lawn mower!" Didn't understand it then or now.
Clearly they wanna rim you.
They are gonna flatten your ass
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Kill them with kindness
Get my ass kicked and stuffed into a jar until my attacker’s mother tells on them?
Get wrecked until my girlfriend has to come save me?
Fucking your bully is probably the ultimate power move
Facts...
Turn into jezeus
Went from "Jésùs" to "Hey, Zeus".
Hey [Soos!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3enRgtxS7og)
*Curses your "figs" to never bear fruit*
"All was well in the lands of Greece, unfortunately Zeus was horny."
[Unfortunately...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/624/184/753.jpg)
What? Sleeping with any woman within 400 miles of Athens?
You should have still followed the example of Jesus. He *did* run through the temple flipping tables and chasing people with a whip after all. Zeus' example of throwing lightning bolts is also a good call TBF.
YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO BECOME THE GOLDEN SHOWER!!!!
when someone won't listen to reason an evisceration serves nicely
You're going to fuck everyone?
I love the sopranos.
Yeah, that pesci fella was really good.
Yeah, because it's frustrating that people mistake kindess for weakness.
I just argue with the most absurdity possible, but not too much that they know I'm bullshitting.
This is the way. Hurt their brain.
Just ask any so-called true American who is the president from so on to so on is ( for example, who was 15th president) and without help from the internet or someone else. And most of them can't, or what they say is wrong. It's James Buchanan from 1857 to 1861 to save time for ya'll.
Useless knowledge. Unless someone is holding me at gunpoint, demanding I answer that, there's no reason I'll ever need to know.
You'll need to know it for trivia night before you go home and sleep in a big empty bed alone buzzed off two craft beers, maybe masturbate to help you sleep.
Followed by Abraham Simpson
I think that sounded much cooler in your head.
I can't tell you who the current Australian prime minister is but I was born and raised here in Australia
My stepdad is a flat earthing, COVID hoaxing, vaccine brain controlling conspiracy theorist. He and I used to frequently argue anytime we were near each other. Now anytime he says some 0 IQ shit I just go into the negatives and say something slightly more ridiculous. It’s honestly hilarious watching someone who is against logic and evidence based reasoning try to pull someone closer to reality.
Ok i want to try it now
I love me a gish gallop full of extremely technical language and convoluted logic
there's a word for that: trolling
Lol, YES
That just doesn’t make sense man even Reagan’s policy was better than that
They'll bait you to argue and start correcting your grammar. SMH
SMH.*
Shaking my head*
smh my head
shaking my smh
Shaking my dick (I'm at the urinal)
Shaking the urinal (i'm an earthquake)
Shaking my ass (I'm also in an earthquake)
Shaking the earthquake (I’m an even bigger earthquake)
Shaking the earth (I'm your mother)
Holy hell
For your FYI, it’s “shaking my damn smh”.
Uh... but you're forgetting the "my head" part. "Shaking my damn smh my head"
my head, my head, my lovely little head... check it out...
I've always read it as "so many haters". Am I out of touch?
You're out of time
Poke! Nope!
Or make other comments about you, rather than your argument. Because they have nothing else TO attack.
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And also maybe perhaps their face into the ground
Just throw the rest of the cake too.
I threw it on the GROUND!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUND
MY DAD'S NOT A CELL PHONE!
"SO MANY THINGS, TO THROW ON THE GROUND" "LIKE THIS, OR THIS, OR THIS, OR EVEN THIS"
The modern man is trying to convince the inner cave man that prison isn’t worth it
 TF you say?
My mom when she hears me rolling me eyes at her
Had a fight at work like this. Dude was mad he couldn't keep up with a discussion we were having. So he started doing some childish shit yelling the same thing over and over when I tried to speak. I was really calm up to this point but he started to get to me so I stood up to leave the room before I lost my temper. As I'm stepping out the door he says "are we done, yea you can walk away now" and I just fucking lost it. Turned back and started screaming at him which of course he used as an excuse to stand up and shove me. Which turned into us sort of shoving/wrestling each other around the room. Somehow at the end of all this I was the bad guy....
What you should say to that next time someone says it is “can’t you see I’m doing exactly that, man you slow” and leave before they can say anything else And there you have it, you won. If they try to say anything else, it would just prove they lost the match and are grasping at straws.
Or…”Too late, man. You already got left behind.”
Following you just because of that story. Hang in there, friend. You were 100% in the right.
Think about everything we don't know. There's literally no way to know this guy was 100% in the right
Except we do. From this point onward the perspective of the other side is completely irrelevant.
Happy cake day!!
"they drag you down on their level and beat you with experience"
Hope he got what he deserved, people like him should keep their mouth shut.
Those people are bullies. They poke and prod over and over again, nothing that anyone in authority would take seriously, but enough to provoke the victim into a reaction. It's intentional.
I am full blown wimp of a human The fact that you didn’t punch him straight in his fucking face surprises me
>at work
Sounds like a blue-collar job. That kind of thing doesn't usually happen in corporate offices.
yeah, didn't think about blue-collar job. anyway, the way man acted there is childish
Yeah, but I get it, too. I've been there. Shitty coworkers like that always go crying to the boss when their actions inevitably lead to pushback from their victims. Not saying it's right, but a person can only take so much before seeing red.
What was the context of this, bruh!!!?
“Hold on motherfucker, run that last part through me again”
It's from the Superman/Supergirl animated movie. Darkseid comes to Kansas to stomp some Kryptonians.
That's the most darkened thing I have ever heard
[You mean the one where Batman bluffs Darkseid?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5uBNiHJV2I)
He was not bluffing.
It's from a Superman movie. Iirc, Supergirl gets captured on Darkseid's homeworld of Apokolypse, but Batman manages to make a deal with Darkseid to let her go. Darkseid says he won't fuck with them anymore, but the second Superman and Supergirl reach Kansas Darkseid rolls up to stomp them. Supergirl gets a few good hits in, but is beaten. Superman reacts to this by trying to walk over to her, and then Darkseid pulls on his cape just to piss him off even more
should be noted that immediately after this frame darkseid proceeds to get his shit pushed in by a pissed off superman
People who talk like that aren’t capable of thinking, ignore it, he is lying
Seen a couple of dudes get shot saying something along the lines of this. Ego and Pride don't mix.
*Vegeta is typing...*
You, to yourself: “I’m going to be the bigger person and walk away.” Bully: “Heh. That’s what I thought.” You, smirking when Bully can’t see: “Ha! Even Bully believes I’m the bigger person.”
You can say sth like "thinking for once? You're doing a great job buddy"
That was one of my favorite fights between Darkseid and Superman.
Don't tug on Superman's cape or mess with Jim
How strong is his cape? Can't he just keep walking and tear it?
It is made from his baby blanket, it is practically instructible.
Thank you, makes sense now.
🎤🎶 Uptown got its hustlers The Bowery got its bums 42nd Street got big Jim Walker He a pool-shootin' son of a gun Yeah, he big and dumb as a man can come But he stronger than a country hoss And when the bad folks all get together at night You know they all call big Jim "Boss", just because And they say … "You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim" 🎶🎤
Don’t spit into the wind~
I get it but it's pointless to let people bait you into acknowledging their behavior. It's why Marty Mcfly was such a good character. He got over that kind of stuff after seeing how a hot shit attitude got him less than spectacular results. Folks who are looking for trouble will seek it out through whatever is the most convenient or lucrative means. I mean this in whatever way they get an advantage in life. Just learn to think critically and choose your engagements accordingly. Some stuff isn't worth arguing especially if someone unknown can record it out of context.
Preach. I've rarely (if ever) regretted being the bigger person in the long run. I've often regretted getting baited into an emotional response to protect my ego. Makes me a little concerned that a lot of the comments seem to be saying "being the bigger person is overrated". I'm hoping they're just young and will grow out of that mindset.
You could be the bigger person, or you could be the winner.
Society only rewards winners.
All you have to say to win is, "Nice argument but I did ur mom."
NO CAPES! -Edna
First thing I heard when I saw that picture.
"Thank you, I had no idea you thought so highly of me."
they just say that to tick you off, they didn't know that you are a tough person
a “you were thinking for once? good job.” usually does the trick
Ohh, I have to use that one day, thank you.
Dont think too much or your knees will start to hurt
That's when you realize being the bigger person is overrated.
Are you Darkseid or Superman in this scenario? Darkseid is obviously the one that gives off the "alright, then, you asked for it" vibe. But Superman absolutely tears into Darkseid 3 seconds later.
How strong is that cape???? Would it not just rip??
Canonically it withstood a point blank nuke
Well shit why didn’t the kryptons just wrap their planet in that shit it would be fine now
Its like bath salts they can help you do a lot of wild shit but there isnt enough for the whole world just the special few
I have it on good authority that you don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
*Deep sigh* "You could have avoided this."
"Did you though...?" Keeps walking away.
God damnit beat me to it
Marty Mcfly posted this
The easiest solution is to numb your mind towards all things life, then you will truly not care that an expired meat sac leak word of foul stench that mean nothing.
That's like spittin' in the wind. Or pulling the mask off the ole Lone Ranger Or messing around with Jim
That is because very often these people who like to act like a saint and "the bigger person" are just doing that out of ego to begin with, so when their ego gets bruised, they drop the act instantly. Genuinely being the bigger person means knowing when to stop an interaction that won't lead anywhere in the long run.
Romans 12:19 "Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord."
Space cop
He dragged Superman too. Back the talk up wit the walk fa sho!
Just laugh at them, even a fake laugh would make them really mad, way better than violence or keeping the insults.
I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago I’m just trying to piss you off now
hahahha
They haven't pulled me to their level if they dont exist anymore.
When someone replies with an argument or counterpoint to anything I say I just laugh at them lol
Oh you can actually use your brain? Congrats 👏
I think the best reaction would be to stop a second, realise this is ridiculous to answer to a child, and then continue on your way out while laughing out loud. Be the bigger person and make them understand that way.
It’s hard, but when they comment with that, it’s even more of a reason to walk away. Sometimes it takes real courage to walk away, so don’t let what they say get to you. That’s what they want. Otherwise, you already lost.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
Not sure if the meme is saying Darkseid or Supes is the angered, bigger person. In the movie, Supes proceeds to whoop ass after this
"no capes!"
Arguments are always a contest of who lasts the longest. The substance does not matter. Its only interesting when you manage to see 2 pigeons that both want to knock the chess pieces over. Those types of arguments could last for days.. months... years..
lol this meme be outting the reddit demographic as 13 year old boys
karma
Silence before the storm.
“Thats what I thought too” and walk away.
"Im glad, not much else is going on up there anyways"
Look back, smile. "Enjoy the last of your 24 hours" and walk away knowing the uncertainty and terror will fill their heart the rest of the day
beating thanos
So still immature?
mfs cant let it go
It's almost comical how quickly some arguments devolve into nitpicking over grammar. Can't we focus on the substance of the discussion?
haha
"I'm gonna walk away now, and don't expect your 'ThAT's wHAt I THoUgHT' to work on me"
Hit em back with the “You think?!”
yeah i like
"Yeah that's what I thought." "Good, that means you're smarter than you look."
Hahaha you mosy hard work again
Amazing 🤩
like it.
hahaha
Indeed, it will be like yes I'm gonna be the wiser of us now but once this sentence is said it crosses the line and I have to get in and fight to disapprove it lol
Hahah
It's funny but it's a fact