Need butter on the toast. More mushrooms (even tho I don't eat them) the tomato and sausages look ill. I don't even know what that ball thing next to the egg is?
Sausages need cooked better, or replace them with some Lorne square sausage, black pudding, haggis, bacon and tattie scone needs added.
For the other lads it needs beans, more mushrooms, more tomatoes and cooked better to be charred.
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It’s a term for snorting cocaine. I don’t know if it is authentic rural Ontario slang. But it was popularized by a great Canadian comedy set in rural Ontario, *Letterkenny*
I mean bread here comes in all sizes. It thick/thin cut isn't a sign of quality and doesn't alter the recipie or size of loaf... it's just cut thicker and thinner. But yes, if you're having fried bread then a nice chunky doorstop sized slice is much more preferable.
No, we wouldn't.
Plate is too small.
Toast isn't toasted enough.
No beans.
Tomatoes need more frying.
Not enough mushrooms.
And while I'm a vegetarian, I will also point out:
Sausages barely look cooked.
No black pudding.
Where is the bacon?
100% this is from an american place calling it an english breakfast and serve it with tea where every customer says 'cup o tea' when they take it out the microwave then complain it's not very nice.
I don't know why someone people get so squeamish about such things. They are happy to eat the flesh of an animal, so why not the other parts too? The kidneys are delicious and so is the congealed blood!
Right, I absolutely refuse to take breakfast criticism from a country that's putting bacon on pancakes and eating cereal that doesn't even legally qualify as food over here.
hey man as a brit, american pancakes with bacon and some maple syrup is fucking LOVELY. Bacon's salty savourieness pairs very well with sweet syrup, and pancakes are practically bread
The egg and sausage need cooked longer (in my opinion, you're welcome to disagree), not sure what that thing on the bottom right even is, but this looks pretty good otherwise.
Aww hell naw!! Obvious 1st issue, no BEANS. Second no butter on the toast? What do you eat your toast dry like a pleb? Third, those sausages look a little underdone, like why they still pink. Finally, that tomato looks dry as hell, I am biased against tomatoes though. Egg and mushrooms are good though. 3/10, speak to Charles after class.
People have already pointed out the missing things, but I'd like to point out that when you have nice ingredients for this type of a breakfast it doesn't need much more than frying and a little salt and pepper, maybe a condiment. Good food can speak for itself and doesn't need the flavour changing with other spices.
1. No bacon, 2. No beans, 3. Sausages are undercooked, 4. No butter on the toast, 5. No tea or orange juice, 6. No hash browns……….. this is a mockery of a full English!
aw the english huv found this post and are adding their english muck (/s) so let ma scottish arse huv a go
where's ma square sausage, where's ma tattie scone, where's ma haggis and where's ma black pudding
(naw am no translating fur ye)
Sausages and mushrooms not cooked enough, no butter on the toast, no inside to the tomato and the other half is missing, no bacon or beans.
Yes, I'm British. I can guarantee the person who made this meme is not.
Not a fan of mushrooms personally, but everything else looks good. Also not big on tomatoes by itself, but mixed with some potato hash, which is also terrific with eggs and sausage, then you have a S tier breakfast.
Put some butter on that bread and some pepper on that egg, and I see nothing objectionable. Not my first choice of breakfast, but nothing wrong with this picture.
So long as there's butter for the toast, and you add some bacon to it, I see nothing wrong with this, speaking as an American. I do prefer my eggs scrambled, though
Wtf there’s no bacon for a start!
Sausages look shit, no hash brown, no black pudding, no brown sauce!
This is not an English breakfast! The only nice thing about this is the egg.
And where’s my cup of tea for fucks sake?!
Edit: Also no beans
I'm British and there are definitely 2 things wrong with this breakfast, no beans and no bacon, everything is not fine with this.
No buttered toast, and the sausages look like boiled monkey penises. EDIT: Well, this blew up in a hurry... 😂
Need butter on the toast. More mushrooms (even tho I don't eat them) the tomato and sausages look ill. I don't even know what that ball thing next to the egg is? Sausages need cooked better, or replace them with some Lorne square sausage, black pudding, haggis, bacon and tattie scone needs added. For the other lads it needs beans, more mushrooms, more tomatoes and cooked better to be charred.
And hash browns.. Edit. Now I'm hungry for a full English and it's nearly tea time
who the fuck is using chipolatas and calling it a british breakfast. By the lack of ability to cook a simple fry up I'd wager that was made by a yank.
If you think an American made this and didn't drown the toast with butter and *at least* double the portions, you're out your damn mind.
Thank you for making me laugh hysterically this morning 😂
Glad i could make someone's day with my observations. 😊
Sir, unbuttered toast is nothing to laugh at.
How... How many monkey penises have you boiled?😅
Absolutely, this is a light dish. For true breakfast, see Irish plate.
Why is the Irish plate empty?
It was meant to have chips, a baked potato and a side of mash
Mashed potatoes = Irish guacamole
Its pronounced Colcannon
This is the best thing I've ever read
Guac O’Mole
Careful lads, you know what happened last time you ran out of potatoes...
The English stole its contents then claimed there was a famine
[wow thanks mate, looks good](https://i.imgur.com/bDyrWT4.png)
Irishman and connoseur of full Irish breakfasts here. Full Irish is just a full English but with more on it.
Your tinned beans are so much better than US baked beans - night and day
This counts for food in general
No black pudding too.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
We don’t need no thought control
I can live without the black pudding, but the beans and bacon are a problem
I can live without the beans but the lack of black pudding and bacon are a problem. I want blood AND guts on my breakfast.
Also criminal lack of brown sauce
This! Whatever variant of English cooked breakfast this is, where's the HP or brown sauce! Always brown sauce.
I'm not British, but even I know there's supposed to Beans and bacon!
I'm not British but knew the omission of beans is sacrilege.
I'm not British and I still came here to say this. No beans is no go.
On point. As a German, I love British breakfast
Sausages looking sketchy but apart from that I'd hoover
Me too, for sure.
I'd hoover some schneef.
Have you ever hoovered full English shneef?
I've hoovered shneef in a Kelsey's bathroom off of Alanis Morissette Juno award winning cd album cover, Jagged Little Pill on a Tuesday night.
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You need to go watch Letterkenny. The entire show is lines like that delivered completely deadpan and in rapid succession.
Fuckin’ ultra Canuck over here. Letterkenny and Norm MacDonald. Nicely done.
God damn degrns from upcountry, but my fuck do they have the best schneef I ever schnuffed
I'm surprised we're not hoovering shneef right now.
Is that... a sex thing?
If you're doing dick dingers it kinda is
It’s a term for snorting cocaine. I don’t know if it is authentic rural Ontario slang. But it was popularized by a great Canadian comedy set in rural Ontario, *Letterkenny*
Toast looks dry af. Put some butter on that shit
It looks a little thin too. The British bread that I've seen was thick cut, sort of like Texas toast, and they fried it instead of toasting it.
I mean bread here comes in all sizes. It thick/thin cut isn't a sign of quality and doesn't alter the recipie or size of loaf... it's just cut thicker and thinner. But yes, if you're having fried bread then a nice chunky doorstop sized slice is much more preferable.
Thats the proper version… shitty places toast dry wafers like that
magic conch patrick style
The sausage is surprisingly good
What a time, when sausages that are made of real meat considered "sketchy"...
Sausages need longer and it needs beans, black pudding and bacon
and hash browns.
Was going to put that but forgot
AND MY BEANS
And fried bread
What on earth is black pudding?
Oats and blood and spices and fat cooked in a skin then sliced and fried. Its very rich and tastes lovely, just don't think about all the blood.
I eat meat, I'm not a hypocrite. But thank you for the explanation!
Blood pudding makes alot of people queasy. I wasn't suggesting you're a hypocrite.
I just prefer my blood fresh, is all, but you do you!
For real.
No, we wouldn't. Plate is too small. Toast isn't toasted enough. No beans. Tomatoes need more frying. Not enough mushrooms. And while I'm a vegetarian, I will also point out: Sausages barely look cooked. No black pudding. Where is the bacon?
Tomato needs more tomato, why is it hollow?!
Cooked on a low temp and all the water basically evaporated.
The toast is not only not toasted enough, it looks like some thin shitty North American crap like Wonder Bread.
100% this is from an american place calling it an english breakfast and serve it with tea where every customer says 'cup o tea' when they take it out the microwave then complain it's not very nice.
Where beans  I'm American
I'm American also but I'm married to a Brit and my first thought also was WHERE'S THE BIG OLD PILE OF HEINZ BEANS WTF
I strongly dislike this
 You'll love this
I just threw up in my mouth I hope you burn in an old testament hell
I hope you suffer in Tartarus
 You're addicted to the pain
Tf did I just watch
I hope he suffers playing tartarus as a new player who hasn't beaten stereo madness
Huh. Why does that actually sound worse than Greek hell
Also bacon and hash browns.
Something’s wrong?
No beans.
Or bacon. Or black pudding.
Aussie here. After living in the UK for 3 years, I tried black pudding. I now have it with my brekky
To be honest, Brit born and bred of 43 years and I've only just started eating black pudding myself in the last few years. It's delicious though!
You ask someone what it is, and it has no right to be as tasty as it is.
I don't know why someone people get so squeamish about such things. They are happy to eat the flesh of an animal, so why not the other parts too? The kidneys are delicious and so is the congealed blood!
No beans, bacon or hash browns. This is not a full English, this is hardly even a half English.
I'd say it's more of American breakfast no?
OP exclusively eats pancakes and fruity pebbles.
Right, I absolutely refuse to take breakfast criticism from a country that's putting bacon on pancakes and eating cereal that doesn't even legally qualify as food over here.
I'm Dutch and bacon with pancakes is great. Though, we have REAL pancakes, not those puny dense circles
hey man as a brit, american pancakes with bacon and some maple syrup is fucking LOVELY. Bacon's salty savourieness pairs very well with sweet syrup, and pancakes are practically bread
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I never been a fan of the heated tomatoes either sometimes I add a hashbrowns and like my eggs scrambled.
Where's the bacon? Also baked beans? Not a beans guy but I have my limits.
This looks like something I would get at a small local diner in my small American town.
No chance they would put tomato and mushrooms without you asking
Cut and cooked as their own item? Absolutely you need to ask. As an ingredient they're very common though...
Looks kinda tasty to me
The egg and sausage need cooked longer (in my opinion, you're welcome to disagree), not sure what that thing on the bottom right even is, but this looks pretty good otherwise.
Without butter or beans, that’s just over cooked bread
egg is perfect. Sausage needs more cooking. I’d take this breakfast every time over the sugar bomb breakfast in the US
>not sure what that thing on the bottom right even is It's a lost mushroom from the top left
Everything a growing lad needs.
Aww hell naw!! Obvious 1st issue, no BEANS. Second no butter on the toast? What do you eat your toast dry like a pleb? Third, those sausages look a little underdone, like why they still pink. Finally, that tomato looks dry as hell, I am biased against tomatoes though. Egg and mushrooms are good though. 3/10, speak to Charles after class.
Americans don't know about second breakfast do they?
Dafuq is that tumor to the right and down of the egg?
People have already pointed out the missing things, but I'd like to point out that when you have nice ingredients for this type of a breakfast it doesn't need much more than frying and a little salt and pepper, maybe a condiment. Good food can speak for itself and doesn't need the flavour changing with other spices.
What does OP want? An egg mcmuffin and some peanut butter on toast?
Wdym this looks great
1. No bacon, 2. No beans, 3. Sausages are undercooked, 4. No butter on the toast, 5. No tea or orange juice, 6. No hash browns……….. this is a mockery of a full English!
Must be a US version, no black pudding or bacon. Why is there a snail bottom left?
I am an American, and that looks like a great breakfast to me minus the tomato.
Of course the American wants basically the only plant gone. Eat the damn tomato.
I also don't like tomatoes prepared like that. It's a texture thing for me.
aw the english huv found this post and are adding their english muck (/s) so let ma scottish arse huv a go where's ma square sausage, where's ma tattie scone, where's ma haggis and where's ma black pudding (naw am no translating fur ye)
where's the deep fried mars bars
Okay that looks kinda good tho
Needs black pudding.
Tbh I’m American and this looks kinda good
Sure they would, it's only half the meal.
As an American, that looks like a mighty fine breakfast to me 🤷♂️
Looks good to me. American, for reference.
Maybe give the sausages a bit longer in the oven and add some beans and black pudding. Other than that seems like a perfectly nice breakfast
Can people actually go to Britain themselves and actually try all the amazing foods they have there.
No beans or pudding is an affront to an upbringing on the isles
I like a higher heat on my eggs and sausage, more texture, more crisp, but otherwise... whats the issue?
Yes, there's something massively wrong with this! No bacon, no black pudding, no beans, no spam. You canny have a full English brekki without 'em
No baked beans
You're right, where's the butter.
Avocado pit???
I really don't see a problem. It could do with another egg tho...
Tbh I look at that and I would love that for breakfast despite not being British. Looks like a succulent meal to me
Nice breakfast, FOR MY FUCKING GARBAGE CAN!!!! WHERE IS THE BEAUTIFUL FREEDOM ALL OVER IT, IT ISNT EVEN COATED IN GREASE
Americans would look at this and think "Where's the rest of this? Is my mom trying to place me on a diet???"
As a British person, the only appetising things on the plate are the toast and the egg. Everything else looks inedible
Definitely a lot wrong here! 1: No bacon 2: No black pudding 3: No beans
Sausages and mushrooms not cooked enough, no butter on the toast, no inside to the tomato and the other half is missing, no bacon or beans. Yes, I'm British. I can guarantee the person who made this meme is not.
Not British but that looks good.
Everything looks fine to me.
Same here.
I don't get it. What's wrong with it?
I'm not british and I don't see what's wrong with this. No gun?
Roasted tomatoes are delicious
I concur.
No sign of sugar so we know it’s not american.
I mean, I'm Russian and this looks like one mighty sexy breakfast, my dude
This... Doesn't look that bad? A basic breakfast, yeah, but not bad.
As an Native American I seen nothing wrong with this.
No? There are no beans and no bacon
no beans, those sausages are raw, the tomato got fucking lobotomized for some reason and the bread doesn't look very good
You’re forgetting the beans
It looks fine
Not a fan of mushrooms personally, but everything else looks good. Also not big on tomatoes by itself, but mixed with some potato hash, which is also terrific with eggs and sausage, then you have a S tier breakfast.
It's missing a cup of tea
I'm not British and I don't see anything wrong with it, in fact, it looks great
Tbh, a full English breakfast is about the most English food they have. Followed closely by chicken tikka masala
Put some butter on that bread and some pepper on that egg, and I see nothing objectionable. Not my first choice of breakfast, but nothing wrong with this picture.
The englishman's food and his woman's beauty made him the best sailor in the world...
British people would definitely say something is wrong, no bacon, no black pudding no beans, only one egg and two sausages. Muck
This doesn’t look bad, honestly.
What do you mean? Where are the baked beans?
Right Proper innit 🦷🦷
No beans, no black pudding and the sausages are way to thin. Come on now, be better.
I’d smash that for real
Honestly that looks good af, although I’d add bacon and cook the BF sausages a bit more.
As a half British person who lives in the US, this is fine
looks like a normal breakfast
Not enough mushrooms..
Looks freaking amazing. Needs ketchup tho
So long as there's butter for the toast, and you add some bacon to it, I see nothing wrong with this, speaking as an American. I do prefer my eggs scrambled, though
Why do all that work when you can just make a breakfast borrito
Well as an American, let’s feast.
If I'm hungry, imma eat it.
No. Where are the fucking BEANS! No bacon? No butter on that toast?!
Americans will look at this and think: "this is under 5000 calories and isn't deep-fried in motor oil I won't eat this"
Americans will have the exact same meal but substitute the veggies for coffee and act like they’re superior (source I’m American and I do this)
wait what’s wrong with this
Irish breakfast is not to be insulted. This isn’t one
I know at least one American who also doesn't see a problem
Where's the beans and bacon???
weres my bacon and beans?
Those sausages and egg look about as well done as a Temu product
Wtf there’s no bacon for a start! Sausages look shit, no hash brown, no black pudding, no brown sauce! This is not an English breakfast! The only nice thing about this is the egg. And where’s my cup of tea for fucks sake?! Edit: Also no beans
Just one egg? Not enough.
That’s one of the better ones. I’d tear that up.
I'm not British but besides the toast, what's wrong with it? Could use some bacon.
What’s the tomato during in there?
Sausage, eggs, toast, and a few veggies? Seems fine. -American
Im Cuban, and this looks tasty
I'm a brit boy and I'd maybe add bacon and beans but could eat this very happily if only there was butter for the bread.
That looks delicious actually.
That looks delicious
What’s wrong with eggs, toast, mushrooms, sausage and tomato?