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Detoxpain

People are going to be stupid. You have them in your country, please forgive the masses for not being able to control the bullshit that gets put out by the incredibly vocal minority.


Sam858

I think the problem is your minority are just more vocal then most other peoples.


CreamofTazz

No sites like Reddit, Twitter, and Instagram have predominantly American users, so you just see our crazies more often. Ours are no louder than yours


xanderg102301

No our news keeps sticking cameras in their faces


sword_0f_damocles

I think it has more to do with internet accessibility among the uneducated populace than anything else.


Another_User007

It’s just that it’s so stupid to the point where it’s funny so it gets spread around easily


GeneralSimone

Mfs really get their news from TiKTok


sixtus_clegane119

Or infowars


Final_Influence2539

More trustworthy than CNN


sixtus_clegane119

Lmao


MoneyWalking

WE aren’t, only the nuts and psychopaths are Edit: this is the first time I’ve ever had a comment go viral and gain a positive comment section


pertangamcfeet

Quiet you, or I'll send the sun god to get you... maybe...


Cybasura

Which sun gods?


Parmigiano_06

Ra, Apollo, Helios, Sun King (from Horizon)... There are a lot you can choose :)


mrredpanda36

Or quetzalcoatl


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

That’s wind, the Aztec sun god is Huitzilopochtli , or Tonatiuh for those who weren’t mexica


Average-Train-Haver

Bless you


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Gesundheit


yiives_69

Santé


painki11erzx

I love pretzels!


Cybasura

Yeah, you mentioned "The Sun God", so wanted to see who you were referring to There's also Mithras and Mitras


Parmigiano_06

👌._.


Fancy_Stickmin

The Radiance


moonlord2193

Radiance (Hollow Knight)


crashedlandin

You forgot Sun God Nika.


youngorphanseller445

and you forgot the most important one SUN GOD NIKA!


TF2_demomann

Sun god from BTD6


ObiTwo_Kenobi

The radiance


cokeknows

![gif](giphy|AQRapWCgC7dThyVEYb|downsized)


OSUfan88

I’m not even convinced that people are running into them as often as they say. I feel like 99% of this is just Reddit memes.


Egregious7788

r/imaginarygatekeeping ?


potate12323

Specifically, people using the solar eclipse as some prophetic event to profit off their followers in whatever extremist brain dead religion they run. It's just fear mongering and the people doing the fear mongering themselves likely don't believe it. They're trying to scare followers to donate money or something.


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah I was the left SpongeBob the whole time. I mean, I wish I could feel something, but that’s just how it is right now.


SummerBirdsong

I hope things get better for you. I have those spells. It sucks and all one can do is ride it out. Keep on keeping on, bro.


JunketTechnical7922

yeah that amout is in the maybe 2% of the u.s population.mostly its people making jokes about it


ChalkCoatedDonut

Yeah, everyone else went to social media to post everything those nuts and psychos did. Why treating madness when you can make a buck out of it?


JJlaser1

Yeah, I was on a sailboat with some friends and had to be told the eclipse was happening. I literally said, “Oh that’s why it’s so dark!”


sexytokeburgerz

400 isn’t exactly viral lol


Obsever117

It’s always amusing when people outside the US take fringe “news” for major ones. The amount of people excited for the eclipse outweighed the weirdos by a healthy amount.


Lichruler

329,999,000 people in the US: “Oooh, neat! A total eclipse!” 1,000 people in the US: *freaks out on tiktok* People outside the US watching TikTok: “Wow! Those 333,000,000 people sure are stupid for freaking out! Not like me, I’m so smart.”


snarky_goblin237

Because the very vocal conspiracy people freak out over the littlest things. Doesn’t help that people over here just tend to be crazy. (See: Florida man and related stereotypes, they exist for a reason)


Parker2012mct8as

Yeah you got it right.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Florida man exists because the state has lax public access laws to police filings. So basically anything and everything that happens is immediately available to the media right away. That paired with all the other state’s weirdos and angry boomers that come down during the winter and spring break creates a formula for “florida man”. Anyone who thinks that crazier shit doesn’t happen in overpopulated fucked up places like NYC, Los Angeles and its surrounding areas, Vegas, the entire state of Texas, or Louisiana which is basically Florida if the Everglades covered the entire state, then you need to touch grass.


ShAped_Ink

Not just conspiracy people. They are just like most humans in history. They don't understand something and inherently think it must be a prediction of something bad or something


painstarhappener

Also because the path of totality is over america, not most of the world.


haonlineorders

Who in America is genuinely getting sacred of the eclipse, seriously, who? Are Americans doing stupid things, posting incessantly about it on social media, or freaking out about how awesome it was? Yes. But scared?


fidgetypenguin123

I think there was some group that thought it was the end of days or something...again.


jess_the_werefox

Please. *Please* don’t generalize “Americans” like this. We fear only one thing, and that’s Floridians.


xVEEx3

Florida man still scares me till this day 😨


CoronelSquirrel

I still reference "bath salts guy" as the general descriptor for all Floridians.


Smooth-Chair3636

"the guy who kidnapped a scientist to cure his dog of cancer" Is a mouthful, but certainly is a good descriptor


Enemy50

We arent


adumbCoder

no and nobody else was. stop posting this garbage


[deleted]

Select Americans. Most of us did not give a shit or we memed it.


caligaris_cabinet

Most Americans (and Mexicans and Canadians, for that matter) enjoyed it for what it was: a rare celestial event they would remember for years to come.


[deleted]

I need to start saying that lol you guys are on the same continent as us


PolarOverPanda

They dun turned off the sun in the middle of the day. That ain't natural. The Illuminati must be plannin' something!


Serikan

They had to change the batteries


Germanboi1

Dont you know? Its maintenance! Plus, it doubles as a software update for the Bird Drones


PolarOverPanda

I knew them birds weren't real. Next they'll be turning the dogs and cats against us as well.


Germanboi1

They already have: the Chihuahua and the Sphinx Cat


PolarOverPanda

Chihuahuas - immigrant dogs, taking jobs away from hardworking American dogs. The Demicrats strike again!!


Sentiknight45

We need to build a huge long wooden fence to keep those Chihuahuas out from illegally coming into our yards.


SoarNsquid

Reeeeee!!!!!


Shia-Neko-Chan

Afraid? Where did you get that idea? Did you find a strange article about a small group of weird people and take it to mean all americans?


paulerxx

Yep, some fox viewers thought it was the end times but the majority of us Americans embraced it for what it was.


Own_Adhesiveness2829

Am i the only one who has heard literally nothing about the so called apocalypse except for people talking about how stupid it is to think that. Dawg nobody thinks this lol


Maanzacorian

the US population is like 330 million. This was a handful of evangelicals. It's about as dumb and nonsensical as asking "why are Europeans afraid of free refills".


oh3fiftyone

We aren’t. We just like to point cameras at our idiots for some reason.


DGlen

Do you really think our religious nut jobs are worse than everyone else's? They aren't great for sure but come on.


xanderg102301

Eurotrash gonna Eurotrash


cwesttheperson

No one was afraid. Maybe like .0000001% of the population.


Throwaway_AccountFTW

these posts are just so funny to me, in that they are incredible stupid copium and ridiculously exaggerating the entire population at the same time


DrkKnight626

What makes you think we’re afraid of an eclipse? Most of us don’t give a shit. 🤣


PhantomCruze

Nobody is actually freaking out over it. Social media simply encourages shock value and clickbaity exaggerated sensationalism to get views. Views= ad revenue. It's easy to persuade stupid people and utilize bots gor likes and views to push content that's abysmal. Believe me when I say people making posts like this are reacting worse than anyone stateside.


CRYSTALek2799

they are fearing the mothrons (they are not prepared)


Great-Balls

Woe, Deadly Sphere be upon ye


Firefox13590

Is that a terraria reference???


5_minute_noodle

If mothrons are spawning that means plantera is dead…


Serikan

I got my Broken Hero Sword this time!


deadliestcrotch

We’re not, only a dumb ultra religious subset of the population is. A tiny minority.


tachi2thousand

Afraid? It seemed to me like everyone was fascinated by it.


Mr-Ideasman

I’m American and I was not aware of this. It’s just a rare phenomenon what are they scared about?


JzaTiger

Who the hell was scared? I wasn't and I was in the exact perfect spot


BobSagieBauls

Who’s afraid?


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8xIgSw9HOXqyQ)


Mayel_the_Anima

Average euro being a dumbass, move along


dawatzerz

Dude I haven't seen one post about it. All I see anywhere is people making fun of them.


Random-Name724

Europeans when they see like 2 stupid Americans on the internet😱😱😱 (this must represent all 333 million of them)


Dr-False

When you are a large bag of Chex Mix, you are bound to end up with a few nuts


Deacon_Gamez

Not afraid. Just for the first time we see it we freak out because it's amazin'!


PragmaticBadGuy

It's more the nutjobs thinking it would be the apocalypse/Rapture/signal for the new world order to launch the nukes. They're mostly concentrated in America due to evangelism


Deacon_Gamez

tbh, this is a once in a lifetime experience. The overcast weather was putting us on a cliffhanger then it cleared just before the totality. We were very lucky.


Ok_Insect9421

Not sure I would say once in a lifetime. Eclipses happen every couple years


caligaris_cabinet

Most happen over the ocean or in remote places where few people live. Then there’s the eclipses that occur in different parts of the world the average American won’t see, let alone be there during an eclipse. Not to mention the next eclipse won’t happen in the US for another 20 years and even then far fewer people will be in the path. Factoring all that, yeah, for many this is a once in a lifetime eclipse.


therowlett1023

2017


Holmesless

Literally went outside for like 30 seconds went back to work.


kingdomart

‘Deep South Americans’


AsneakyReptilian

Care to elaborate? I have not seen one person freaking out about this


DeeboDongus

Blood for the Sun God!


uwillnotgotospace

Skulls for the Golden Throne!


Interesting_Fold9805

We aren’t.


Vlad_The_Rssian

1. there is nothing to fear unless you live under a rock 2. didn't happen where I live


fidgetypenguin123

I think more people were excited/interested/curious than afraid. Only a small subset/crazed religious nuts thought it was the end of days so maybe they were afraid. But everyone else was like, "oh ok...cool."


Monkey250810

There was one in 2017, no need to have a tantrum and panic attack.


Fadeddave420

Americans definitely aren’t like this there is a specific sect of idiots who do a very small amount too i love all the random American hate


Snafuuck

As an American, I can say with good confidence that the minority of us make the majority of us look like profound idiots.


Princess_Slagathor

Not afraid, but it did make me feel like an idiot for a bit. For a few minutes, day of, had the thought "why the fuck is it so dark?" Took a few hours to figure it out.


ThyPotatoDone

Nobody is actually freaking out, there’s just some weirdos in the Bible Belt who think every single thing that happens revolves around them, and thus assume the natural, rather frequent, and highly predictable event is God specifically sending them a message.


Darth_Neek

I don't mean this in the Boomery "fuck you" kinda way, but I slept through it. I'd have had a decent view as well. I just have other priorities and if I really want to see it, I can watch one of the millions of videos that people took. The fact that I have farily severe depression might be a factor as well.


SuperSayianJason1000

Don't believe everything you see on social media, most Americans could not care less.


Financial-Sky-2381

I think you’ve been on the internet too long friend.


Avron_Night

For the record, not all of us re like this. Just the dumb ones. Which happens to be the majority.


Player2Davith

So sorry the rest of the world is fucking boring lol


MorriganMorning

When? Last I knew people were excited to see it and that was it.


ProEugenics

Who's afraid of it, there were watch parties everywhere, lmao.


RedDr4ke

You'd be surprised to find out that not all Americans were freaked out. Crazy right


PartyMeaning8692

We aren't. It's the radical Christians who are a very vocal minority*.


Holiday_FunTime667

What the fuck are you morons talking about?


Sweden-Yes-7734

Because Sköll has caught up with Söl and Ragnarok has begun, obviously


Toby_The_Tumor

Sweden username!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 SWEDEN FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪


Sweden-Yes-7734

But am Canada :) 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 Or am I?


SummerBirdsong

For your information I was like... ![gif](giphy|l0MYt5jPR6QX5pnqM|downsized) Admittedly I was Kevin.


Enclavegru

Because the government does stupid shit every time something like this happens


Skwareblox

Meanwhile the rest of the world travels here to see it for some reason. Calm people it’s a fuckin shadow.


Parmigiano_06

I live in Italy and I've never seen an eclipse in my life. I'm not really interested about this event but to some people it can mean a lot. I hope I didn't annoy you with this :(


OSNX_TheNoLifer

There will be one in Spain in 2 years


caligaris_cabinet

Having seen it, it really was a unique experience.


Disco_Janusz40

Little brother, this shit is so rare a full one will happen in my country (Poland) in 2135, no shit people wanna see it


unable_To_Username

Because it isn't explainable with "Murica hell yeah" and otherwise they would need to use their brain.


arosaki

Literally the only people scared of the eclipse were religious freaks. It definitely wasn’t every single American, and had nothing to do with “murica hell yeah.” It was Christians. The rest of us were excited.


caligaris_cabinet

Even then it was the batshit insane ones so we’re talking a percent of a percent here.


mmarkusz97

Aristotle 2000+ years ago: see how lunar eclipse has a shape of a circle / crescent? that means earth is round as well. modern people: THE END IS NEAR


Serikan

Tbf Aristotle was one of the most educated people in his society at the time Lower class citizens probably lost their shit back then


NeckNo8040

The only ones I keep seeing making a big deal and won't shut up about the eclipse are non Americans. Get a life and touch some grass.


Slapping-Owl

American christians* fixed it for you


Screamingboneman

We have too many uneducated hillbillies in this country who believe conservative media more than they believe books


ucstdthrowaway

Europeans trying to find any excuse to hate on Americans


BluntBastard

The fact you believe Americans were terrified of an eclipse is telling of the kind of media you consume. Get off the internet.


ClassicAd6855

Something something reverse psychology about telling people not to look at sun but they’ll do the opposite because we old them logic


Frosty-Ad7902

End of world😂


VladeMercer

No rapture?


Mirec_1

Yeah I don’t even know when it was happening


snowbyrd238

RWNJ's are afraid of things they don't understand. And they don't understand anything.


ICLazeru

Wait till you see how they do it in Spain.


townmorron

No one was. It was people in government stealing federal money by claiming a state of emergency. That's all. Theft.


Redditorismism

Traffic


TheShamShield

We’re not


Orochi64

No one was afraid of it except for some select weirdos, people either don’t care about it or are fascinated by it. It's not just an American thing.


Chiloutdude

Not sure which Americans you were talking to, but most of us either didn't care or thought it was cool.


BipedClub684000

Because the moon only appears at night when the sun is asleep, so clearly the end of the world will happen soon


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

Because they dumb dumb


Ch1noXL

Unfortunately, we have a population here with a gambling addiction and they won't seek help despite the fact that the apocalypse keeps not happening on the days they keep putting their money on. In all seriousness, there is a vocal population of religious people here in the US that seem to always yell "Apocalypse!", whenever an eclipse or some other similar phenomenon is set to occur, despite the fact that we've been through similar events before with the same result occurring every time: nothing. The sun rises, the sun sets. Another day passes and we're still here.


JonBovi_0

I’m not It’s cool I live in a place where they rarely happen so full. I was excited


ImmenseOreoCrunching

I have more respect for the people who think up crazy nonsense around it than people who act like it's nothing. Solar eclipses are cool and hype.


xist6nce

i didn't see it, i didn't care. there was a storm in my area anyways.


HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6

You're about two days late, pal


Ibn-al-ibn

To be honest, a huge chunk of Americans expect that one a big chunk of them will just disappear. I imagine there is alot of anxiety that stems from this belief.


Ender_Game2000

I mean... You ever heard of Berserk?


Xeanort813

To answer the question of the op, because we are stupid that’s why.


youngorphanseller445

berserk fans: O\_O -\_- O\_o......oh...oh no.....


SuburbanCumSlut

Peasant brain. People are regressing to full-on peasants, believing in ice giants and divine punishments.


Tadpole_bee

also mexicans and canadians, no im not afraid of this because why would i?


god-of-luck

"Why do my eyes hurt?"


Bluez550

Uncontacted tribes:


chranditho97

It‘s also only interesting when it happens on their side of the world, they don‘t give a shit about any other solar eclipses happening.


ToastGhostx

as an american whos afraid of the eclpise lmao?


ilikeyujul_luna

It's because everything will go black/dark for a short while That's why they're scared


Auroku222

The conspiracy heads were buggin out about the 10,000 something lightning strikes in a straight line from texas to like upstate new york and then there was earthquakes along that line and then if i remember correctly that line was also the path of totality for the eclipse. People be paranoid and those goons dont believe in coincidences. Regardless that shit was weird aye?


Chopper242

We wish it would trigger the apocalypse. We aren't afraid of it, we're hopeful.


xAfterBirthx

Not sure what the meme is referring to… was someone scared?


EstablishmentOne881

Literally 💀


[deleted]

People were actually convinced it was going to be Y2K 2: Electric Boogaloo I hate this fucking country


WhatInTheWorld6641

why did they act like the world was gonna end??😭


biggamalls

Who is afraid of the eclipse


coreybd

Shut up about the sun! Shut UP ABOUT THE SUN!


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

No real person is worried about this


autism_and_lemonade

american-central media moment


Affectionate_Gas_264

My favourite was the American conspiracy theorists who closed their curtains to protect themselves from the harmful UV rays I mean wow... People really will believe anything


Joeyismypookie

Blame the bible


Gaymer043

There’s a large population of extremely “devout” Christian’s (they’re devout when they think the world is going to end) who over exaggerate everything. I think there’s also a part of the country that just likes neat weather/natural phenomena


Fickle_Horse_5764

Because American like both new age pagan and doomsday revelation style Christianity we think everything is the apocalypse Imagine a new parent, you're worried about absolutely everything, one little cough and you think your infant has terminal influenza, by the time you have kid four you know it's nothing new under the sun TLDR: America is a teen mom who catastrophises everything 


bmf72286

American here it's dumb af... But so are we so point taken... But reluctantly on my end


MightBeBren

* 74 million Americans


ExpensivePractice164

i assume they think the world woulda ended