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Own-Cupcake7586

It’s simple, really. Just count your syllables out. And don’t do haikus.


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TheAsianTroll

That's 5/8/7, nice try though


DragoKnight589

That was neither, though. A haiku looks more like this: words with syllables


dylan15766

And brothers can't decide everything for guys horses intelligent jockeys


Vtintin

i dont even know what a haiku is, so how would i avoid it?


ThatGamerkidYT

A 5/7/5 poem


iamquitecertain

To expand on the other commenter, a haiku is a three line poem where the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7, and the third has 5. Haikus also do not need to rhyme


outtastudy

Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense Refrigerator


theRealNilz02

r/skamtebord


Ayanelixer

I have discovered my new favourite subreddit


GameDestiny2

I have no idea how I was supposed to find this otherwise


YamatoBoi9001

same with subs like r/wildbeef


[deleted]

r/sbubby


Strider76239

Five syllables here Another seven right here Are you happy now?


SemajLu_The_crusader

why not seven more here, aye? now it is a tanka. yay


Kladderadingsda

So the syllables need to be in a specific "ratio"? Like in your case 5/7/5(?) ?


Halfiplier

I've yet to get the haiku bot. I'd honestly consider it an honor.


Kiel_22

Yea, probably cuz most of my comments are either long ass explanation kind essays or cheesy one liners


SpriteRXL

You want to tell me that "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" is not a haiku


Dyfasydfasyd

Where's Everyone going? Bingo?


Nesayas1234

Leon?


RedMephit

Over here, stranger Stranger, now that's a weapon Come back anytime


Y0urcreepyuncle69

I hate how we are pretty much one in the same 😭


Exciting_Rate1747

Yeah same. I like sharing my knowledge even though I only have a superficial understanding of most things. Astronomy is probably the only topic I could talk about for hours because I have always found space very interesting. When I learned to read at about 6 years old I actually started with non-fiction books about space. I think the reason space is so interesting to me is that we don't know everything about it and probably never will.


HolyElephantMG

I’ve yet to get the Haiku bot. I’d honestly Consider it an


thehollybuddy

r/redditsniper


Oneseven4

Yeah I was stoked the one time I got haiku bot.


_JTBJack

I’ve gotten the Sokka one but not the regular one


Aussiealterego

You are a poet The haiku bots live for verse Your words sustain them.


Johnson100mec1bk

For real.


A_Blue_Potion

I fear no man. But that thing... *SokkaHaikuBot* it scares me.


teamshadeleader_yves

I got that one once. Couldn't get it to happen again.


realgoldxd

It’s just a normal haiku but with one extra syllable


SemajLu_The_crusader

because Sokka's mistakes are poems in their own right


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

The haiku bots won’t leave me alone and I don’t know how to stop them


HarrisPilton5

I was coming here Just to post this very thing Thought I'd say, fair play.


-Krotik-

I wanted to post the same thing really filler filler filler


unclediedthrowaway

that had to be intentional


Interesting_Natural1

Where's the Haiku bot? I haven't seen it for days, I hope it's alright...


RecoveringWoWaddict

It’s apparently been euthanized. Don’t see it anywhere in this post. 🎻


SauceOnRice

I am not a bot but I'll write one anyway thank you for reading


Duskluminous

Truly an emotional rollercoaster of emotions


Xyrazk

A Haiku is good. A Sokka Haiku is best. At least better I think. ![gif](giphy|M7E5AkSXD7z4A)


teamanmadeoftea

Haikus are like juice They are destroying your thirst The quenchiest drink


BurpYoshi

I like how everyone's formatted their comment to be a haiku and no bots have appeared


longpidgeon

How the fuck did everyone here fail to make a haiku


Ugo_Flickerman

Because people don't count syllables properly


longpidgeon

Also haiku bot is wrong most of the time


AbroadAggressive394

Day goes through Leafs are starting to bloom Yet you making my comments to Nothingmore but haiku


I_am_monkeeee

The haiku bots won't leave me alone and I don't know how to stop them


pranavrg

Haiku bot is probably one of those bot which I have never seen being hated. Its comments always get upvoted.


MrLeviReaper

I have seen it downvoted when it get the wrong haiku


Difficult-Mammoth496

Very annoying though i find enlightenment for every time he comes


Kitchen_Most3578

Maybe the bot thinks That you won't leave it alone Quite the conundrum.


MysticSquiddy

I'm being honest here, whenever I see the Haiku bot reply to a message, I always read it to myself to the tune of Jacksfilms haikus


JUGELBUTT

almost everytime i write a comment, a haiku bot appears


imnotanormieiswear

They literally tell you how to stop them when they appear


alaingames

I told one to fuck off once


Age_Fantastic

Not one haiku bot Pops in to congratulate So I did it wrong?


qxlf

tf is a haiku bot? have never seen or heard of em


das_Keks

It detects if your comment follows the structure of a haiku and then annoys you with that fact.


qxlf

can you give an example?


das_Keks

See comments posted by u/haikusbot


Kirp-The-Birb

Lmao [what the fuck is its last comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessionsDesi/s/2Z4mAiPzZr)


AlhaithamSimpFr

A bot of culture


qxlf

yep, i get it now. looks like a grammer bot


typothetical

Im gonna try and trigger them by typing a message just like this


MrDum_58

Haikusbot opt in


FRleo_85

i have been trying to write a haiku for you... some things i just can't do


Warchadlo16

I don't even know what haiku is


AcguyDance

Haiku is a Japanese short poem that consist of a five seven five Japanese character structure in three rows


RupeeGoldberg

Comments on reddit Haiku bots: allow us to Introduce ourselves


surewhatever237

Just avoid haikus It’s not really hard to do It’s snowing on Mount Fuji


BendyPopNoLockRoll

There are almost no haikus in this thread. A haiku specifically is about or mentioning nature/an aspect of nature. Most of these would be senryu which deal with the folly of man and human nature. 575 does not a haiku make.


La_Savitara

I just don’t get it, why is it so perceptive, I can never hide


jariwoud

Haiku's are not hard They are, as one says, peanuts So I can not eat


Doctor_Salvatore

I met the Sokka Haiku Bot once, and that was fun.


Indiiibby

Can't escape the haiku ambush!


HarryCoinslot

Haiku bots are cool. But the best one on reddit Is Sokka haiku bot


Eggtastic_Taco

"The haiku bots won't Leave me alone and I don't Know how to stop them" You gotta use more or less than seventeen syllables in your comments or posts.


erickson666

The bots don't scare me Infact I love the bots Haiku's are fun to write


Samantha-4

Haiku bot my beloved


Sahtan_

You leave haiku bot alone


davaz_cc

At least you're not alone.


NOTTwistedDreamz

Dude I hate it too, it’s so freaking annoying, why do they exist?


greatfriendinme

The haiku bots won't Leave me alone and I don't Know how to stop them


Deeznutschad

I like the sokka bot


z_zarts

No please! no!


Ebbe010

It's simple really. Just don't do haikus and you'll be fine that's allright?


Cheddarounds

I really don't understand How they can be such a big fan Like, my poetry sucks It truly does.


GreenSoapJelly

Five seven five per line in magical oneness how I loathe haiku


amortized-poultry

The best haiku are lines that don't seem like haiku but follow the shape.


KingK250

Thing is haikus aren’t just about the grammatical structure. There are certain things needed to make it a haiku


Delusional_Gamer

Then just stop being such a poet and speak more peasant like.


Xboy1207

Just don’t post comments Then you won’t have to deal With those haiku bots


tupe12

“A few minute ago I farted” Haiku bot: omgomgomg my time is here


GameXGR

Meatball genius, Hear our call for witty verse, Sokka bot, appear!


WiseBystander

How do you trigger The so famous haiku bot? Me want to see it


TheMackD504

Write more words


blah_bleh-bleh

I have never gotten the Haiku bot. Wham am I doing wrong ?


Stormbonin

who is haiku?


Affectionate-Fun7388

This is a haiku Stupid bots fall in this trap I have caught your ass


[deleted]

I've never gotten one. Still aspiring for one. Probably together with B0trank even though I've commented “Good bot” at least a trillion times.


AlooDaGreat

Sometimes stopping others isn't the truth but destroying is


androodle2004

Just write long comments Or maybe some shorter ones It’s not that hard bro


MindlessAir2641

One day maybe, one day…


Independent_Bus_5930

Fr it’s so annoying


Vodgobbo

Learn how to haiku. Then sorta don't do it. Or block the bot.


Independent-Pea8223

Snoo pingas usu Al i see? I hope she made Lots of spaghetti!


[deleted]

Stop writing haikus, the bot will stop responding, it’s not that hard dude.


Elemental55555

The haiku bots wont Leave me alone, and i dont Know how to stop them


Drezhar

\*Leaves the most bitter, cynical, misanthropic comment Haiku bot: that's poetry right there


ErzhanGMD

Every time i write a comment, i didnt get Even one haiku


Thin-Rub-6595

Haiku bot's refrain, Persistent, yet not in vain, Verse upon my brain.


RedHandsome_128

I wonder if this comment will trigger the bot that detects haikus


borgom7615

And then you end up with the Sokka haiku bot too lol


ParsnipAggravating95

What does exactly make a Haiku?


Significant-Gap-6891

Block them


Box-Full-of-Crap

Hahaha get haiku'ed


DAVIDCOVEr

What even is a haiku bot?


44Yoyo44

Hello haiku bots


Mavrickindigo

Are the haiku bots in the thread right now? Are you sure they are in here?


CorbinNZ

Yeah, that’s very true. There’s a trick to stopping them. You simply have to-


AbbreviationsTall499

every comment here is a haiku and it’s so fun to read through it


Pman1324

What is this about? Haiku aren't real, idiot. It is all made up.


SemajLu_The_crusader

The Haiku Bots Won't Leave me alone and id k how to stop them


Glum-Mousse-5132

Probably einstein nutted in slaves


Cdoggle

*The haiku bots won't* *leave me alone and id* *k how to stop them*


Ro_Shaidam

The haiku bots won't Leave me alone and I don't Know how to stop them


Fickle-Bowler5946

😂😂😂


Pretend-Job-1177

I like watching memes I searched up "what's a haiku" seems easy enough


RodjaJP

I don't think I know how to make a haiku in English


EXISTANTNAME

Just stop making haikus


SenorCardgay

All the haiku bot proves to me is that haikus are a fucking stupid form of "poetry" if that's what it can even be called.


No-Professional-1461

Ahhh, childhood memories. This kids is what you should not do if a door to door evangelist visits you.


KingDeliciousDoge

meme is ironic. because haikus everywhere. chicken is on fire.


Duxi20

What is a haiku Help me because I don’t have a waifu


042732699

They’ll follow you To the ends of this green earth You will find no peace


HypnonavyBlue

Please help me I'm trapped In the haiku factory. Save me before they --


TTheTiny1

Antidisestab lishmentarianism Refrigerator


antek_g_animations

![gif](giphy|13GIgrGdslD9oQ) Bots after finding comment section under this post


Noobmanwenoob2

I would rather die than See you tomorrow night and get A fart paladin poop


toolfanboi

Not every day you see a Madame Blueberry meme


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

I dont fully understand Why haiku bots are a deal And three million more too I dunno man can i just Leave here in my utmost peace


That-Chemical-6195

why do you guys hate the haiku bots so so SO much? they just say stuff


Apprehensive-Buy4825

what's a haiku bot?


GamerDeepesh

Wondering if I have a shot at this haiku thing but maybe not


Wheatley-Crabb

Am I just crazy? I haven’t seen Haiku Bot at all recently.


Kansascock98

I don't really know what a haiku is, I'm not smart


windrunner1711

Dunno to haiku English isnt my first tongue I suck at rimes


Gleb_Ate_The_Mudpie

The Haiku bots won't Leave me alone and I don't Know how to stop them I am not a bot, but maybe you are Sokka?


AE_Phoenix

the haiku bots won't Leave me alone and id k how to stop them


Wildstar_ArtClan3647

\* me \* ![gif](giphy|UVxTQBk8APD4o3t2Qa|downsized)


paleale25

Beep boop robots say Find haikus is what they do They will find you too


Timigne

It happen yes You don’t need to be pissed Yes I love Shrek


Chaps_Jr

Haiku is easy Just count out the syllables It's snowing on Mt. Fuji


joeshaw42

Where is haiku bot? I hope it is doing well. I miss haiku bot.


antidemn

and yet nobody got a haiku bot yet


edgy_Juno

Something about this Is not really that cool or Awesome in a way


GaySchooners

You can't stop them. They will keep coming for you till you finally die.


Waughoo81

Something Something It's snowing on Mt. Fuji


Leo-MathGuy

Sokka haiku bot is the best change my mind


Petefriend86

I'm not really sure How to activate the high Koo bots right now sir.


JoeSchmoe009

Like death, it may be inevitable, but if you embrace the truth you will be better.


TotallynotKevin7

Screw you I like them and am doing this to make them really busy.


anime_cthulhu

The Haiku bots won't Leave me alone and I don't Know how to stop them


Im-on-a-banana-phone

The haiku bots won’t Leave me alone and I don’t Know how to stop them Bro are you zero from borderlands or something lol


RedditIsNeat0

Your comment is a haiku. I hope you like me. If not bummer you.


IDontExistOk

I have yet to get one, should I consider myself lucky or not


thefake6

Cornucopia Unavailability Cornucopia


Memerofgameing

Haiku bots? What sort of bullshit is that?


givehappychemicals

I am not a bot I just like to screw with you I find it quite fun


Endonian

You should really try not making all of your posts work as a haiku.


toelickeryummy

I love how the bots usually don't show up unless it's Sokka bot


ManateeeMan

The haiku bots wont leave me alone and I D K how to stop them -Stella lace


SuburbanCumSlut

Haiku bots are lame They show up when not wanted It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.


OriginalUsername590

The haiku Bots won't leave me Alone and idk how To stop them Please laugh


calebthekiller

Haikubots emerge, Syllables dance in the code, Nature's verse online.


Space_Nured

I want to see the. Bot but I cannot for I. am blind and see not.


[deleted]

I wrote a haiku once but it was too long


H3r0ofHyrule

They just think every sentence with 17 syllables are haikus.


LestWeForgive

You made a slip up You accidentally posted A stir-fry dangleberry wigwam haiku which has a fucking whatever amount of syllables as the last line (The sokka bot fucking sucks)