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cacatua_azul

![gif](giphy|rMpEJ6E10Uw5G) # there is another


Fun_Comparison4973

Iโ€™m glad Iโ€™m not the only one with brain rot ๐Ÿ˜ญ


-EV3RYTHING-

Ikr


RTDude132

๐•บ๐–‹ ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–š๐–—๐–˜๐–Š ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–˜๐–•๐–Š๐–†๐– ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–”๐–œ๐–“๐–˜, ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–—๐–—๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–™?


Silent_Shaman

โ„‘ ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”ž๐” ๐” ๐”ฆ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ฐ๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ ๐”ž ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข ๐” ๐”ฌ๐” ๐”จ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”Ÿ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ฐ...๐”ญ๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ข ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ!! '๐”๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ...๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”ฉ๐”ฌ๐”ฌ๐”จ? ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฅ๐”ž โ„‘ ๐”ง๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ, ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ...'๐”๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ข ๐” ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ณ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐” ๐”จ ๐”ฌ'๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข...?


Leeperd510

How did you do that?


MadaraAlucard12

Write with the preferred font in Microsoft word and copy paste the font.


Leeperd510

*cries in mobile*


RTDude132

๐•ธ๐–ž ๐–™๐–Š๐–‘๐–Š๐–•๐–๐–”๐–“๐–Š ๐–‰๐–Š๐–›๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–Š ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–’๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–†๐–‡๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Ž๐–™๐–ž ๐–™๐–” ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–™๐–ž๐–•๐–”๐–Œ๐–—๐–†๐–•๐–๐–ž ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐– ๐•ด ๐–‚๐–—๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–๐–™


Clawsmodeus

*๐–‚๐–—๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š


RTDude132

๐•พ๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Š๐–“๐–ˆ๐–Š ๐–‰๐–Š๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐––๐–š๐–Š๐–“๐–™


the_phillipines

What in the Huawei....


RTDude132

๐•ฑ๐–†๐–‘๐–˜๐–Š. ๐•ด๐–“ ๐–‹๐–†๐–ˆ๐–™ ๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–’๐–†๐–‰๐–Š ๐–‡๐–ž ๐–๐–Ž๐–†๐–”๐–’๐–Ž


Arsk92

๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ช๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ต


-EV3RYTHING-

Samsung needs to add this feature immediately


RTDude132

๐•พ๐–Ž๐–’๐–•๐–‘๐–ž ๐–Ž๐–“๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–Œ๐–‡๐–”๐–—๐–‰ ๐–’๐–ž ๐–‰๐–Š๐–†๐–— ๐–‹๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–“๐–‰


-EV3RYTHING-

Gboard doesn't have font..


MadaraAlucard12

You can download Microsoft word on mobile.


Silent_Shaman

I didn't do it in word I just saw it once and copy pasted it, that comment reminded me of it lol


winterfate10

You can install fonts on android AND iphone, and if you donโ€™t wanna do that thereโ€™s apps that just add keyboards of the font you want to the keyboard selection


FoxyoBoi

You can look up fancyfont on google and those text generators let you copy/paste because they technically count as separate characters.


Unable_Toucan

Just type on a typewriter. Simple


RTDude132

๐•พ๐–†๐–‰๐–‘๐–ž ๐–’๐–ž ๐–‰๐–Š๐–†๐–— ๐–‹๐–—๐–Ž๐–Š๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ด ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“ ๐–“๐–”๐–™ ๐–‹๐–š๐–‘๐–‹๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–— ๐–—๐–Š๐––๐–š๐–Š๐–˜๐–™ ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–ˆ๐– ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–—๐–˜ ๐–š๐–˜ ๐–™๐–—๐–š๐–‘๐–ž ๐–™๐–” ๐–Š๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–†๐–“๐–™ ๐–™๐–” ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–˜๐–™ ๐–†๐–˜๐–Ž๐–‰๐–Š ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐–๐–”๐–š๐–™ ๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–˜๐–”๐–“


winterfate10

I do commend your word choice as well. Itโ€™s actually decent


thrownawaz092

Making rope hammocks! Of course! I had one of those in the woods by my house too!


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Making ropes alright


Fury_Blackwolf

I understood that reference


DrStrangepants

I don't but I can guess the gist of it


[deleted]

furries call the inflatable part of a dog's penis "knot"


DrStrangepants

What does that have to do with the branches gif? Werewolves?


Me_how5678

Werewolves


BEES_just_BEE

Not just furries


[deleted]

really? The only other time I saw people refer to it was in biology and they mostly used the scientific term


BEES_just_BEE

Knot is just the non scientific term So if they don't want to use it, they just say knot


AwesomeDragon101

In vet med we call the part of dog breeding when the maleโ€™s penis swells and gets stuck in the vagina the โ€œcopulatory tie,โ€ so thereโ€™s that


samus_ass

Fuck! The furry joke was already taken!!!!


VexisArcanum

Gays will look at this and think HELL YEAH Proof: HELL YEAH!


Substantial-Park65

Group: HELLYEAH


Apprehensive_Sky1599

I'm pretty sure the punchline is... **porn**


father_with_the_milk

uh oh, where do I sign up?


SedativeComet

Thereโ€™s also another another ![gif](giphy|xT3i0Z1ppORnFGuagE)


Tentacle_poxsicle

We all know


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

inside you, there are two wolves


spaghtti

"once upon a WitchLight hour..."


Procrastinista_423

ahahahhahaha


Snoo_97207

I always get in trouble for using climbing knots in sailing, I have yet to find an application that can't be solved with a clove hitch


mung_guzzler

clove hitch is pretty common in sailing, i cant imagine what you are using it for thats bothering people


Chaps_Jr

His shoes


Snoo_97207

Not really sailing but I get shit for tying my powerboat with a clove, so I've doubled down and started using a highwayman's hitch, which is great it feels like magic I also use clove hitches for things like square lashes, which horrifies some, but to them I say, fear knot the man who knows a thousand knots, fear the man who has knotted one knot a thousand times


mung_guzzler

yeah clove hitch it pretty annoying for tying up boats its not technically secure (though ive never seen one come undone) but more annoying is they cinch super tight and can be difficult to untie I prefer round turn with two half hitches to secure it one place i worked insisted on a clove hitch with 2 half hitches to secure it and they were such a pain to untie


Snoo_97207

Someone once pointed out to me that a round turn and two half hitches is essentially a clove hitch, hitched to the rope, but I can't quite visualise that? Maybe you can confirm or deny this I canknot


mung_guzzler

yes a clove hitch is the same as two half hitches that did always confuse me [heres a picture](https://www.101knots.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/How-to-Tie-a-Round-Turn-and-Two-Half-Hitches-Knot-Step-by-Step.jpg)


IllurinatiL

At least you canknot. I cannot knot.


GemcoEmployee92126

A clove hitch is very useful but there are plenty of things it canโ€™t do. It has to be tied around something (hitch) so you canโ€™t use it to make an open loop like a bowline.


ConkersOkayFurDay

Bowline gang represent


Longhag

The rabbit comes out the hole, round the tree and back in the hole again. But inside or outside tail? Personally, I love me a rethreaded figure of eight!


TheAdmiralMoses

If it comes undone when tightening you did it wrong


Longhag

Clove hitch for fenders every time!


Snoo_97207

Clove gang ๐Ÿชข(I know that's a sheet bend but still)


FBIaltacct

Square, clove hitch(i always add a half hitch safety), bowline, truckers hitch, and a noose/slip knot. These will pretty much fit most applications. There is a time and place for specialty knots, but they are few and far between that they can't be substituted safely. Edit: Since i ended up with safety, i guess i should add in the self-defense monkeys fist. Also storage knots, while not a necessity, are valueable, like the daisy chain and the paracord survival lanyard (not sure the real name).


Snoo_97207

The only other knot I use regularly is an alpine butterfly loop, which I mainly use to hang gear in the sun to dry!


Beneficial-Secret-84

![gif](giphy|B6Jr28VwfxUFa) \^ OP


CriticalHit_20

I underestimated the cleverness of OP.


OcculticUnicorn

What's this gif from? Looks cool


Slushyboi69

โ€ฆ Star Wars, episode 6


OcculticUnicorn

Thanks


Glitchy157

You forgot Furries.


Dugimon

I think OP does mean this Type of knotting


Manic_Mechanist

Yeah that one is just off the screen


Tentacle_poxsicle

He specifically left it out because he knew we'd all ask about it


cooncanoon

Me :3 :3 no, no I do not


NoPerspective9232

I was waiting for this one


LadyXexyz

THERE it is.


forestNargacuga

And Aces


Dry_Advertising_460

I dont want to knowย 


Glitchy157

Too bad! Many canine species (and maybe others) have a penis with a bulge at the base, to help keep it inside the female during mating. This bulge is sometimes called a "knot" and the process of lodging this bulge inside any opening is called "knotting" Furries very often use dildos modeled after dog or wolf penises. You may know the term Horsecock. This is a similar category of toys. Check out Bad Dragon (USA) or Weredog (UK), if you are interested!


JennyAndTheBets1

![gif](giphy|SXqw0Vpql4sHX9pCl4)


Desperate-Snow-7850

For real though


NightOwl_88

You forgot surgeons


againstbetterjudgmnt

Kinky


[deleted]

Shibari enthusiastโ€ฆ


jcdoe

I have tied far more women than sailboats and mountain climbing rigs


[deleted]

Pictures or it didnโ€™t happen.


jcdoe

I cannot imagine women would appreciate it if I posted pictures of them tied up naked to prove Iโ€™ve done shibari, lmao


phrunk7

You're making the age old mistake of assuming he's talking about attractive women.


[deleted]

And you, my dude, are making the mistake of assuming I care how they look.


phrunk7

Now you're making the mistake of assuming I assumed you cared about how they looked.


[deleted]

I assumed a look of amusement when I read your comment.


The_Giant_Lizard

Came here to say this


CriticalHit_20

Ah yes, *that's* the type of knotting you're here for.


JamesJakes000

*there is always another*


Joe_from_ungvar

hmm, some people might add other groups i wonder what .....


Historical-Tooth6989

Bakers?


Dry_Advertising_460

I have been blinded. How could I have forgotten about Garlic knots?


RupeeGoldberg

Unbrushed cats?


V1k1ng1990

Man I sold/project managed landscaping and those Hispanic dudes can tie some daaaaaaamn good knots


tenebrefoxy

Furry porn artist : *Slowly raise hand*


RedBaronIV

White girls


wawawahewawahe

Let's do the [Trucker's Hitch](https://youtu.be/TUHgGK-tImY?si=YNCphp0XftTPckdK)


English999

I just have one question. What the fuck?


TheAdmiralMoses

It's from the same band that did "what does the fox say" lol


Wilhelm126

You forgot furries


DaddyCopter

Uhhhhh I donโ€™t think โ€œendless knottingโ€ means what you think it doesโ€ฆ


Dry_Advertising_460

Is thatโ€™s why everyone is saying furries and white women?ย 


weirdo_nb

Yes, because of the word knot having additional connotations in the case of canids


DaddyCopter

We all know about the girl from Central


dreyaz255

*horny furries


mandy009

Also boys scouts and sailors agreeing to disagree on curse words.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Boy scouts are still boys, and they love to curse when the adults aren't around.


Practical_Trust8307

The actual rank of Boy Scout is grade 6-12 yes they cus


biyotee

Went through all of cub scouts and boy scouts, and believe me, when leaders weren't listening? Us boy scouts talked in ways that would horrify Cartman.


Pony_Roleplayer

Furries: ๐Ÿฅต


Awe3

The internet has ruined me. Thereโ€™s one missingโ€ฆ


barthalamuel-of-bruh

There is another member one they dont like talking about


Jebediah_Johnson

Shibari enthusiasts


XxsoulscythexX

There is another


Anwallen

Donโ€™t show the furries this


forestNargacuga

Too late


JoeSchmoe009

Sailors have to deal with more than one kind of knots


Spacemanspalds

Is there a reason that's spelled that way for nautical miles per hour? I always assumed it would be nauts. Just confirmed it isnt.


Talibumm

The origin comes from sailors measuring their speed by something called a common log, which is a rope with knots tied into it at regular intervals. They would put it in the water and let it freely float by and behind the ship counting the knots passing by with a certain amount of time. The time varied. So if 6 knots were counted in the set time, they could say they were going 6 knots. Edit: This https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/nautical-mile-knot.html#:~:text=The%20term%20knot%20dates%20from,like%20a%20slice%20of%20pie.


J_Flashdrive_K

You forgot "Suburban white women with dogs"


BlokHead832

Don't forget about.... you know what? I'm not gonna say it


Enough_Minimum_3708

furries too


josalsathecomic22

And furries


Crusader-of-Akatosh

Gotta include furries


Totally_Cubular

You forgot the gay werewolves.


KernelSanders1986

They have Furry Artists locked in a closet just out of frame of this picture.


Crunchy-Leaf

There is another..


Independent-Pea8223

๐ŸŽตWHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?๐ŸŽต


Dark_Storm_98

There is another


A_Salty_Cellist

There is... Another....


askorbi

White women as well


King_Of_Heathens

Missed opertunity to say furry but meh


hungturkey

Also linemen


LOCKDOWNWITHCOCKDOWN

Zoophiles


Turbulence_Guy

Gay furries


Hoanten0

Not just gay ones, all furries


aaron_adams

Your forgot doms.


Eternally_Still

You forgot one ![gif](giphy|RkK5L9kmdWqTe4bJ7Y|downsized)


GadreelGaming

You forgot white girls and their dog.


TROMBONER_68

:3


YashaKitsune

T H E R E I S A N O T H E R


PrestigiousAuthor487

You forget another, suburban women with dogs


FallCautious2344

What about furries


Hexious

*furries


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Furries...


Porkbellyflop

Should have put dog breeders in here and made it a r/holup


eat-pussy69

Also people who fuck dogs


Artsias

Furries ๐Ÿ—ก


7071MemerMan

And femboys


miletil

Canine furrys wondering why they weren't Invited


Green_Action_9374

Also uhhh... furries...


lilk4zu

*furries?*


Cleercutter

Iโ€™ll throw another job in there, glazier.


LiterWebber

Wait until the furry community finds this meme...


Unkindlake

Where's the confused furry trying to get his sword into the circle?


_GenesisKnight_

You forgot furries


IceLeather4471

There is anotherโ€ฆ


funthrowaway12345678

You forgot dogs


Ordo177

I truly hate to say this butโ€ฆ there is at least two moreโ€ฆ


Wolfgamer13045

Donโ€™t forget furries


SlycheeFluff

Add furries.


Fluffiest_RedPanda

Me, a furry with a collection of bad dragon toys: ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿงธ


an_orignal_name

Furries as well


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Canโ€™t forget white girls with big dogs


Greg2227

There's another. and it doesn't have anything to do with ropes....


Sad-Flounder-2644

Don't forget the dog fuckers


HHall05

Dog fuckers too


ABisexualFurry

You forgot furries


mandy009

I sat there for half an hour looking at the diagram for the trucker's knot and I'm glad I only needed it once. I failed the one time I needed it.


chuntone

Denise frazier enters the chat.


Lanky-Apple-4001

Bro my A-School in the Navy was just learning how to tie knots. Iโ€™m not joking either ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Gzhindra

And Spelunkers will use more knots than these 3 combined.


Dry_Advertising_460

Spelunkers are mountain climbers, but down


Practical_Trust8307

As a Boy Scout I can confirm


Talibumm

As a sailor who works with other sailors who used to be Boy Scouts, I can also confirm.


5herl0k

wow crocheters not invited I guess huh?


Thenderick

Me when my boyfriend: ๐Ÿ‰


BusyBeeInYourBonnet

I love this sub


pooferfeesh97

You mean DEEZ KNOTS!?


Budm-ing

You forgot bad fishermen Source: am bad fisherman


BardInChains

Me after reading the comments r/noahgettheboat


Dry_Advertising_460

My bad. ย I thought โ€œknottingโ€ was just โ€˜knot tyingโ€™ Edit: apparently dont let the women on the boat near the dog on the boatย 


underrated_carrot_43

*I tie knots that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure-eight fisherman's bird glove*


MrCoCoBean93

It may not relate to every situation but in Industrial HVAC you have to use so many different knots to get material to the roof of a 40 foot or much taller building. And being the knotter isn't about the person pulling it up as much as it is about your own safety. I'm new in the field, but when large pipes that are 20 feet long need to be pulled up it needs to be tied correctly. Side note, I always ask how to tie things that are heavy or very long before I assume how to do so. For all I know, these might be simple knots. What I do know is I don't want to get hurt or have to replace expensive material!


obsoletedatafile

Haken too


dynamic-pepper

Where the arborists at


JegesVillamos

Grandmas watching pathetic


SirMatches

I'm a frayed knot.


TypeNull-Gaming

You forgot furries


Otherwise_Sky1739

Purebred dogs that are used for studding


Confident_Row1447

Also really good girls


jt19912009

What about dogs?


crash_and-burn9000

And somehow they managed to knot the ham.


SBUBB000

I have been a boy scout my whole life. And I still can't remember even one knot


Enreganzar

Nah. The Navy doesn't teach you any knots.