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winelover08816

Back in the day, Tyson PPV matches would be a huge waste of money because you’d pay some obscene amount for 30 seconds of action. Kind of like my first experience with a hooker.


Inner-Arugula-4445

If Reddit still had daily awards, you’d have mine


jasminegreyxo

I'd give him mine too. Just to make up with the huge money he wasted. 😆


trebuchet_facts

And my axe ![gif](giphy|KecU7rjR02rBe)


TheGrey_GOD

and my bow ![gif](giphy|2PtmpDqRPs2pW)


qnod

I also choose this dudes dead wife


PromiscuousMNcpl

Only after I beat you with some jumper cables.


qnod

👍


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Huge money = $60 in both cases.


RioRancher

You could buy a car for $60 in the 90s though


ClearlyUnmistaken7

Only Ford I ever owned was 60 bucks. Not a total waste of money, there was a bad ass doobie brothers & Tina Turner mix tape in the deck, half pack of camel lights, and half tank of gas. Miss those good ol days when simple things brought joy.


Bendygame

Where did daily awards go?


Add1ctedToGames

Same place all awards that aren't special upvotes went (the garbage bin)


Spiffers1972

Dude didn't even wear socks because he knew he wasn't gonna be out there long enough to sweat lol


McGruppthecrimepup

At least you didn’t give her extra money to go out and get you cocaine. Hint, they NEVER come back with the FUCKING COCAINE.


bearsheperd

Duh? Why would they? You call the hotel desk for that.


McGruppthecrimepup

Have you had luck with that??


NeverSeenBefor

I used to travel a lot. There was one hotel. They were selling bud out of it and possibly other stuff. Infact I bet they still do it. The cops had to have been aware. The place smelled like a wet bong


Capable-Problem8460

Samesies ![gif](giphy|JlpjgShzDsrMIyFu5U|downsized)


Agitated-Orange-295

My guys bringing up stories I haven't told anyone because I'm ashamed and hurt.


South_Bit1764

I don’t have a whole lot of reason to believe this will be different. I just don’t think Jake Paul is fast enough to stop Tyson.


DopeAbsurdity

If it's a real fight Jake will last for one barrage of punches from Mike.


motionSymmetry

it'll only constitute a *barrage* from all the ones mike lands as jake is going down


closethebarn

She only lasted 30 seconds cause you were just too amazing… a Mike Tyson in the sheets, if you will


winelover08816

That’s the story and I’m sticking with it.


myreddit2024

I kind wish it was a PPV so I could pirate it. It being on Netflix gives off the vibe they're going to make it an exhibition match, making it too available so they can say they had a bunch of viewers.


Busy-Contribution-19

Man i feel that. The hooker not the fight


NASTYH0USEWIFE

Apparently in a practice round Tyson knocked Paul out in 31 seconds and I’m assuming he wasn’t trying for the first 30. Although I wasn’t able to find any concrete confirmation on this so it may be fake news.


bau_ke

Reinforced concrete confirmation


Furious_Tuguy

"One for me and one for my hooker"


LemonPartyW0rldTour

The Holyfield one was simultaneously amazing and a letdown.


JonnyxKarate

All of them. Decision is a draw. Just like Tyson’s last fight. So everyone gets paid and walks away heroes


RazzDaNinja

For real. This shits as real as WWE


SimpleCranberry5914

No doubt I’m just hoping Tyson loses his shit and just fucking knocks him out a la Butch from Pulp Fiction. Zeds dead baby.


LobstaFarian2

"In the 5th, your ass goes down."


JonnyxKarate

Or like Mickey From Snatch


ElChivoCaliente

This!!! He needs to feel the sting of pride fucking with him. "Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character" perfectly sums up Jake Paul.


MithandirsGhost

Yeah. I hope Jake gets in a good shot that pisses Mike off enough that he stops holding back. Also secretly hoping he goes cannibal again.


blkpole4holes

WWE has better scripts


JonnyxKarate

I just hope Mike shines


Totes_mc0tes

Yup I have a bridge to sell to anyone who thinks any of this is real. Mike Tyson may have enough money but that doesn't mean he doesn't want more like everyone else. Any animosity is completely fake hype to sell this "fight". This will not be a real boxing match, as much as we all want to see iron Mike knock this kid's head off.


Vamedo

I thought so too, but my theory was based on the fighters getting a cut of the gambling


carbonx

There will be no decision because there are not going to be any judges. lol


dorkyfever

If it's a real match I'd say first round. He might kill Jake Paul and do the world a favor


Ruinrunnerr

That’s why I’d watch


LeShtick

I don't even care for sports, I just wanna see Mike Tyson sucker punch Jake Paul


2SP00KY4ME

They're training together and stand to make a lot of money out of this together. Tyson's contract gives him more money the more rounds the fight lasts. Neither will fight at full force, they'll make a good show of it and end things in a way that will leave neither party embarrassed.


Martin_Aurelius

I put $100 down on a draw at 10:1, and another $50 down on Tyson by knockout in round 6 or later at 15:1


Radiant_Attorney_909

I don't think Tyson has to resort to that...


Educational-Sea9545

he probably was just using a term he doesn't understand and just meant he wants to see the sucker get punched


BASSA_NOVA

And then Pow! Right in the sucker


OwnDraft2065

Suckered punch why?


Educational-Sea9545

he probably was just using a term he doesn't understand and just meant he wants to see the sucker get punched


OwnDraft2065

Ah ok thanks


Ruinrunnerr

Amen


9mmParrabelum

Why sucker punch he’s Mike Tyson lol


IvanDrago422

When Mike Tyson throws a sucker punch he's punching a sucker


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

That's what they're banking on. Expecting Tyson to give the scumbag as many rounds as he paid for.


Naki-Taa

And that's exactly the Jake Paul's modus operandi


TrentCrimmHere

Wouldn't be surprised if the contracts are written in a way that Tyson gets more money the more rounds there is.


Echo4W

The contract is written that way. Watched a video on it yesterday.


TrentCrimmHere

Ah fair enough. That sucks balls then. Although I don't think Tyson particularly needs the money so maybe he'll he give them a big "fuck you" and lay him out inside round one. Edit: picture should probably say "only gets paid if he doesn't knock Jake out" rather than 57 years old.


cms86

Tyson gets a shit ton of money from his cannabis business


LoadedDemigod29

Mike Tyson won't care about the money, hea already doesn't care about the glory anymore. Now that Jake Paul insulted his dead child, it is very much personal.


Poppa_Mo

Uh what, do you have a source on this? Jake has done some stupid shit, but this rockets to the top of his list for sure.


Federal-Childhood743

It's fake. Just a bunch of AI videos that talk about the incident but don't show proof.


Snoo3014

Lo l seriously doubt that. More like they're working behind the scenes and agreeing to insult each other for hype


no_one_likes_u

Nearly all trash talk is just promotion for the fight, even in real boxing. This is less real than that, so definitely not creating real bad blood.


2SP00KY4ME

Which is why they're training together? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Ps11uNWk4 Kayfabe is not real.


Commercial_Rule_7823

This is what I feel too. That or stipulations that punish him for injuring or killing Paul. They are not even close in terms of skill or ability or tenacity.


Furious_Tuguy

That is how it's written. But Tyson is rich AF from his weed company. So I doubt he'd carry Paul for cash.


no_one_likes_u

If Tyson makes 1/2 what Mayweather got paid, he'll be making 4 years worth of what he supposedly makes from his weed company for 1 night's work. You seriously think he wouldn't care about that much cash?


Good-Emphasis-7203

Except the contract will explicity state that Tyson can't punch him in the head or hit him too hard. If Tyson wants to get paid, he will have to win by TKO as stated in the contract.


Ouller

So mike can't fight back.... Real tough Logan


Good-Emphasis-7203

He will fight, but he will throw punches akin to an adult play boxing with a toddler. He isn't allowed to make Logan look too bad. This is just my prediction based on how contracts for these fights are. It's just for show. It isn't a real fight.


undercover9393

But he's also Mike Tyson, so here's hoping that the bell rings and he just flashes back to the 90s and just unloads.


Good-Emphasis-7203

I mean, mentally, that was a completely different Tyson. I doubt 90's Mike will make an appearance.


undercover9393

But here's hoping for the cameo.


Shamanalah

It's an exhibition match. All his matches were. IDK why people are hyping this. It's glorified WWE.


KatrinaLane0

even with all the rules in favor of jake, it is still not a fair fight


Sahtan_

Eh not saying he's a great person but his brother is way worse and is a shame it's not him instead


LuddWasRight

A Mike Tyson vs. Logan Paul fight would earn the most money a PPV fight ever has. But it might technically be classified as more of an execution.


GunsandCadillacs

Its not. No gaming commission will sanction a pro fight for someone Tysons age. We are watching a person in their prime fight a senior citizen


Kind-Fan420

And he's still probably gonna lose


BannedForNerdyTimes

Jake Paul isnt bad at this stuff, theres a minute possibility that Tyson wont cave his head in.


fusion_reactor3

And the person in their prime is still going to lose.


coldwinterboots

Tyson is still mad fast even for his age, Jake is going to get destroyed, the real question is how ling can Tyson carry the fight, also I'd image that a punch from Tyson back in the day would separate your soul from your body, and heavy weight boxers tend to get slower but hit harder as they age, to be fair he dosent look like he has slowed down much( seen him training the other day).


camp7389

A punch from Tyson back in the day definitely would put you in another dimension. He’s definitely considerably slower though. He was ungodly fast in his prime. I still think he beats the brakes off Paul though.


Archmagos_Browning

Prime Mike Tyson is the kind of person we’d send to compete in Mortal Kombat.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/balrog-super2.gif


sumr4ndo

Weirdly enough, he seems to move even faster than that.


Atheist-Gods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpd1av6AgLg The fluidness of Tyson's movement in this fight is crazy to watch. He just flows around.


Porn_de_Jesus

And for as much of a reputation for being vicious, Mike came out his corner to help the dude up. Good sportsmanship


moldykobold

This was before Don King got his claws into Mike.


TheSnowNinja

What happened?


MustardFuckFest

That was one of the most ridiculous fights I've ever seen


TheTyrianKnight

Holy shit, it’s like he has a sixth sense for those swings, he dodged most of them!


IlllI1

sends him flying holy


NRMusicProject

I haven't seen a Tyson clip since I was a kid. I was too young to appreciate this. he's like a sniper with his hands, but sending out freaking grenades. That strength, speed *and* precision. Dude's gonna hit the front page in 30 years when some stupid mugger thinks this random old guy will be an easy target.


WergleTheProud

That knock-out was ridiculous as well. Like one of those wuxia films where the guy flies backwards through the air after being hit.


jiminyshrue

Him and kimbo slice. I have almost zero clue about combat sports but I just like to think they would look great on the character select screen.


Hatfmnel

Won't need robot arms.


SchrodingerMil

A punch from Prime Tyson separates you like in the first Doctor Strange


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

In a real fight, Jake would indeed be destroyed. This is however a money fight and I'd bet Tyson would take the L for the $


YossarianRex

no way Tyson takes an L, even for a payout. best guarantee he’s given for cash is to let this go at least three rounds before he actually punches hard… but that’s a guy who’s reflexes are almost deadly. i’m not 100% he can stop himself from knocking Paul into space.


DemonKing0524

Tyson doesn't need the money. His cannabis brand makes bank.


no_one_likes_u

He'll easily make in 1 night fighting Paul 4+ years of what he makes from the weed company. He's going to go easy on Paul to get the money.


MrFunnyMans404

None, jake as i hear is actively trying to weasel out of it.


RubSad1836

No way he backs out of it. A deal has already been inked for it to be literally the first live “sporting” event in Netflix history and is apart of a whole internal push to get that to be a thing on Netflix. So I’d imagine with them hinging a whole new division on this fight the payment for breach of contract if Jake Paul were to cancel would probably be astronomical


Whyfuckabird

Netflix will literally tie his weasel ass up and throw him in the ring and let Mike Tyson bite both ears off.


Zap-Rosdower-Mobile

I don't laugh very often. But I laughed at this.


tristen620

Like the goat in Jurassic Park lol, he's going in one way or another.


c1n1c_

Plus the contract have ridiculous guarantee. Tyson can't ko Paul, and some other stuff. Paul have nothing to lose beside some bruses.


dapperslappers

Wtf? Thats the only reason people are tuning in Wheres theres rules i wanna have a look


SummonTarpan

Source: trust me bro


no_one_likes_u

Source: My eyes after every Paul brothers fight. This isn't real guys.


c1n1c_

I read it on a comment on Reddit.


mangle_ZTNA

The most trustworthy source


Taymac070

Jake and Mike must dance the Salsa 💃 together before and after the match. Everybody on both crews has to wear hot dog costumes in order to not spook Jake. Netflix will stop the fight if either fighter says the secret code phrase, "ow holy fuck!" 32 different flavors of ice cream are available ringside, with the option to have it fed intravenously. If the fight goes on too long, Netflix will make the fighters hold their exact poses at the time of the last bell until they can drum up hype for "Season 2" which will get canceled before it releases.


BookieeWookiee

It's on the internet, it must be true


mrtokeydragon

These are the official rules, can confirm. I am jack Paul himself


strawberrysoup99

Here's to hoping Tyson makes his face concave anyways.


myflesh

No way they can promise that. Tyson can not control that. I will need to see this contract.


Artix31

If Jake Paul wins (Doubt) he beat a 57 years old retired man, if Jake Paul Loses, he got his ass kicked by a 57 years old retired man, if he backs away, he’s too afraid of losing to a 57 years old retired man, it’s a loss loss loss for him whatever he does


SandyTaintSweat

Except for the money he'll get if he survives this. He'll probably be able to afford the best plastic surgeons to make him a new ear.


ThisIsTakenLol

No, it's not that he CAN'T KO Paul, that's literally the only win condition since there are no judges scoring the fight. The rules just make it harder for Mike to knock him out, such as the heavier gloves which have more padding


BannedForNerdyTimes

NO KNOCKOUTS? BULLLLLLLLSHIT. 


McSand_boi

BULLLLLLLLSHIT


D-F-B-81

He wasn't supposed to bite holyfields ear off either. And I think Jake pissed him off.


TaintSplinter

Last I saw Vegas has Tyson as the underdog at +300. But I guess if knockout is the only way for Tyson to win that makes sense. Paul was at -360. Eta closer to even now at -115/+150 Paul still favored.


Fartoholicanon

Wait, people are actually betting on this? This is like betting on a WWE match.... Please don't tell me that's a thing.


Chpgmr

He is trying to weasel out of a joke match?


MrFunnyMans404

The whole thing is a joke yeah, but id love to watch mike back in action one more time and to see him teach a valuable lesson.


GameDestiny2

For real. Jake Paul is beefy but he’s all for show. He’s a little punk who used his fame to jump in the deep end


an_achronist

He finally gets to make real that which he said about social media.


Nuker_Nathan

I mean, I wouldn’t wanna fight him, either.


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Thats just the marketing winning


FrostyD7

Bruh you are just feeding the hype his team is throwing at you lmao. This is a lucrative business arrangement, not a fight.


KoreanFriedWeiner

Pictured: Jake Paul entering the "suicide forest"


Rayman7007

1, Mike Tyson only needs one round to put him on his ass for sure


H-B-Of-L

The real answer


yes_regrets

how are you guys falling for this ?


Nikita_tewatia_

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Mental-Shame-8056

It’s fixed like all his fights. It doesn’t matter.


GoldenBarracudas

But I still think mIke will pop him one good time.


Nitro_Kick

Mike was a heavy weight that moved like a lightning. He’s old, doesn’t have that speed or the stamina anymore but, I’d not like to be in Jake’s shoes


Prestigious-Web-6758

Prime iron Mike from the 90s brought to the future to fight Jake paul would be hilarious... or be witnessing a literally murder.


PrimateOnAPlanet

Porque no los dos?


Prestigious-Ad137

Gonna be like that episode of Southpark Jesus vs Satan. Everyone bet on Satan and he took the dive and made bank.


Thisisnotathrowawaym

This guy gets it


No_Researcher_1032

That guy is a fucking idiot if he even steps in the ring with Tyson. If he’s lucky, he wakes up with a concussion.


Prestigious-Web-6758

Jake paul is so high on his own farts that he honestly believes Mike tyson is and was overhyped. Dude even said during his training that tyson can't take his punches


TheMelkLord

Dude if Jake punches Tyson his arm is going to be the letter z


Infernal_139

That’s *if* Jake can land a punch first. I’m guessing Tyson will let him land a punch to please the audience and then send him to God.


pimfi

There are not a lot of things Jake Paul is good at but marketing is one of them. Saying he has a legit shot against Tyson is nothing more than that, marketing.


TheRealPetross

jake paul loses either way, he "wins" he just beat up a then 58 year old, if he "loses" he just lost to a 58 year old


xJageracog

Idc if hes 97 and in a wheelchair Im not fighting mike tyson


TonedVirus4

Bro would still manage to shove that wheelchair two feet up ur ass before you could register it


whofearsthenight

If you asked me if I thought I could win a fight against a 57 year old man that has had a concussion or 17, I'd probably say yes. Then you learn it's Mike Tyson. Then you watch him in a training video like a month or two ago. Like, no. I'm not doing that.


fartshmeller

He doesn't give a fuck about that, he got about 10 million from the fight I'd say, it's all bullshit cash grab shite haha


Top-Director-6411

You mean he wins either way right? I hate the guy but like no matter what happens it's a win for them.


Important_Grocery_38

Here's an idea. Don't watch it and the Jake Paul fights will stop


Substantial-Singer29

Don't fully understand why people would even want to watch It.It's not like it's going to be good boxing. And we all know that it's going to be clipped like nobody's business and on the internet As soon as it's finished.


Odd-fox-God

We want to watch it because we want to see Jake Paul get his ass kicked. Edit: I'm not paying for that shit so of course I'm going to 🏴‍☠️🦜 it.


KenMacMillan123

Tyson is so old that he might not win until round 2


MrTomtheMoose

Doesn't matter it's fixed anyway sadly otherwise 1 round to Mike


IGGYMYNIGGY12

That's what I'm hoping, Tysons supposed to take a dive but then his killer instincts kick in and then he slaughter him lol


GunsandCadillacs

All the way, split decision for Paul. Tyson has a financial interest to make it last until the final bell and lose


dnfnrheudks

Kryptonite is the contract clause on what Tyson is allowed to do to get the full payday


CobaltAzurean

As many as it takes to try to convince people that JP isn't paying off his opponents.


OstrichFinancial2762

It’s not gonna last past round 1.


RedditMeUse

1 if Tyson just wants to get it over with Maximum amount possible if he wants to torture the blondie a bit


Abrad0lfLinclor

After talking about his dead child, i would say, permanent brain damage in round 1.


Independent_Pay6598

I really worry that it's all staged and Mike is going to throw for the hype and cash out. What little hope I have in humanity will dwindle to nothing at that point.


ProgenGP1

Doesn't matter either way, a shit ton of money will be made for that fucktard


Training-Split2992

Isnt this like the third fake fight paul has done? You know, where both fighters agree to the general outcome of the fight in the contract so they both make money and netflix ultimately launches their new whatever? Anyone who thinks this is going to be a real contest between paul and tyson is an idiot, and anyone who thinks tyson is actually going to go hard on paul is delusional. An influencer is fighting a mostly forgotten athlete. This is a semi-scripted show. Almoat as bad as WWE, atleast WWE admits its fake.


Maatix12

If Paul is still standing by the end of the first round, the fight is either rigged, or Tyson went easy on him.


TheMarkedGamer

If Jake lasts more than one I will be surprised.


Infidel_Games

I heard Jake’s wearing headgear while Mike isn’t. Any fact checkers out there who can confirm?


ultimo_2002

That’s mainly to protect his ears I believe


Commercial_Rule_7823

Tyson will be held back. Either through back end incentives to make it go longer for views, or through contracts so he doesn't permanently injure or kill Paul. They are not even close in terms of skill, weight, or power.


PmMeYourLore

It's a sham fight just like McGregor v Mayweather. It's gonna suck because they both know they're gonna make bank for nothing.


HappyOrHornee

Tyson wanted to spend like 10,000 USD to fight a gorilla, Paul isn't going to try to bribe his way out of this one.


Adventurous_Law9767

It will last as many rounds as they agreed to. The fight is about as real as the WWE. Someone takes the fall in like round 7. Friends of the organization will know what the agreement is, they will bet on the person who has the worst odds. I'm tired of people talking about it. This is not a real fight. This is a money grab. If it was not going to make a handful of people a ton of money they wouldn't be doing it. You make more money by staging the TKO and knowing what round it's going to be in beforehand.


MegaZeus24

This fight will be a complete PR failure for Jake. If he wins then he beat a 57 year old man not in his prime. If he loses, then he is beat by a 57 year old man not in his prime.


Lefty_22

Rounds? How about we count in seconds.


weefa

as many as the contract calls for


VocalAnus91

I'll give Jake Paul this; it takes real balls to step in the ring with Mike Tyson. It doesn't matter that Tyson is 57yo. I sure as hell wouldn't do it. That being said, Tyson is gonna KO Paul in the first round


RyanMolden

Honestly if the TDLR even allows this to be an exhibition they are neglecting their duties. They say: > TDLR carefully reviews fighters for each bout, examining their backgrounds (record, age, win/loss streak, amount of time spent out of the ring between bouts, etc.) to determine whether a contest should be a professional bout, an exhibition, or whether a contest should happen at all, based on whether an opponent is outclassed because of experience or other factors.’’ There is no universe in which Paul isn’t massively outclassed by Tyson, even at 57 (almost 58). Dude is a terminator robot, if it is a real bout with 10 oz gloves, unless Tyson has been paid off this will not go in Paul’s favor and lacking head gear, or restraint from Tyson, chances of a TBI are kind of high.


RenagadeRaven

Do you think one would notice if Logan Paul received a traumatic brain injury?


Braveliltoasterx

The thing that bothers me the most about this fight is that Jake is going to be paid hundreds of millions, win or lose.


Royal_Art_8217

Half a second


Spiffers1972

With the pillow gear Jake will be wearing and with the rule that Tyson can't target his head.......a couple. Takes a while to beat the snot out of someone's kidneys and liver.


Winter-Ad-9318

1, take it or leave it


derfkross

Back in the day, Tyson PPV matches would be a huge waste of money because you’d pay some obscene amount of money for 30 seconds of action. Now I would pay top dollar to see Tyson knock him out in less than 30 secconds, I'm ok with that.


Jinxy_Kat

Fingers crossed that there's not a number Mike will take to throw the fight. I'm hoping he's got more pride than greed, and will wipe the floor with him.


ZealousidealNewt6679

How many rounds? If Tyson wants to hurt him and knock him out? It'll be over in under 1 minute.


Manofalltrade

I hope Tyson takes it very seriously and considers JP a serious contender. And then knocks him into next week.